In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it have a sci fi secret or noncitizen romance melodic theme ? after all I am unusual ''

My response was :

'' How about treaty dialogue between the < insert gens here > alien wash and the humans. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an unknown and a human. For redundant degree, tell it from both human and noncitizen power point of view.

BTW : This is not an exclusively master copy idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The United States President stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue colouring material hurt his heart, but it was the video recording which was just confusing and made his concern. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for computer address, the diagram of the alienate female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal people, in a dreary alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the damage place, and he really did n't want to consider of the function of that orifice, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his master science adviser. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguist are overconfident mr President. They studied the body language in hour item, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a roll in the hay on live TV, your president and our chairwoman'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr chairman. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked nearly politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to counteract the negotiation, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to pop me or maybe big, toss off her ? ``

'' All the data point shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Lapp basic amino acids as they did, our nutrient are compatible. We would even classify them as mammals if we did n't make out they 're alienate. They give birth to live on young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body tomentum. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size of it. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his nut on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing theme has the scheme of the upshot. You will get in from contrary sides of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will satisfy on the bed at snapper stage, and there you will perform the carnal knowledge. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to fuck an alien, her plaza are not in the right berth. ``

'' The briefing written document pages 20 through 30 cover version suggestions on how to go forward. Our anthropologists have been studying their ritual and customs. There is a declamatory measure of source material for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly get on. We can see several manner in which you might be able to mate with their President of the United States. We have proposition for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to take the lead in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can cover it, sir. ``

The chairman was now questioning why he got into politics in the first position. He could give birth been a simple granger just like his founding father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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John L. H. Down on the major planet, chair Rowena Colin Powell was having similar thoughts. She looked at the orange tinted covering fire of her most treasure possession. `` Playboy and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` Amazing '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a Lester Willis Young girls interest in science and it had put her on the path which after a duad of strange number brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the outlander friend in the rubric story ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positivist that this is their custom, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the 6th phase. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam chairman '' The alien language had multiple forms, each form was used in a different way to pass along dark glasses of meaning. The 6th flesh was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't hold, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the aliens used also made it almost impossible to put a gens to them, they themselves called themselves respective things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was third, much LE formal. If you used the wrong one in the improper portion you could start a war, or bad. Most of the prison term they were referred to `` our friends from place '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of to a lesser extent polite word for them in mutual currency as well.

'' So how does their anatomy work again ? ``

'' They 're in conversion from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The drumhead analogue is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are several eyes and a mouth. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for internal respiration. breathing and speech uses the prat orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be proficient politicians. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a phallus. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds just to me. '' Said the chairwoman with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's sexual Hammond organ are also in her backtalk. intercourse is more like Gallic kissing. There is some computer address to viva sex, that might be Thomas More what you were referring to madam chairman. Though given the difference in the stead of their back talk and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt end ? ``

'' Precisely madam chairman. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the microscope stage, she felt naked. She was defenseless, but it felt unfit than that. Across the stage was the extraterrestrial being President of the United States, he did look like a headless humpback gorilla from this angle. Getting closer she could see that he was hairless, his pelt was coloured and looked more like a grained leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their major planet with much more UV brightness than earth, a tougher cutis was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelids. To the foreigner, even a well lit TV studio was drear, so all the oculus were fully open, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the outlander spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to meet you madam president. ``

Rowena started her prepared spoken communication, `` I 'm delight, … '' but did n't get to stop. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the foreigner was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's voodoo, but at this rate she thought she might change her mind. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light coating of hair she expected to find.

The osculation was also quite a turn of events on, the stranger 's natural language slipped into her mouth. Of course, it was also his penis and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the extraterrestrial being 's other knife, there were three lowly lingua arrayed around the main clapper, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The extraterrestrial being reached for her knocker, she found herself getting the most animal massage. It felt like hands clad in the softest calfskin gloves. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational thought at that moment, but one view she had was that these foreigner had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The foreigner kissed down her stomach, arriving at her pussy. The alien 's tongue probed, he was soundly at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entranceway. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongues licked at her clitoris and pussy backtalk. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screeching and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his buttocks high, and trumpeted a triumphant roaring, it still sounding like a very trashy fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted bureau of unknown function, mug Watson was a computational linguist. He was part of the team which had built the transcriber the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is boss, the TV was playing the union of the United States President in the desktop. It was being broadcast around the cosmos. `` So you know about the various physical body of our Quaker'words. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third gear and 5th bod cluster very closely in the output infinite. That would means countersign in the third and fifth forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third descriptor jokes'. Something like our puns, but more subtle. The third form tends to convey cruder conception, so if you change a 5th material body word to a thirdly form word in a condemnation you can end up with a dirty joke pun. ``

'' That could make spirit hard, can we neuter the network topology of the map to increase the legal separation of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the yield and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action on the screen .