Bob ( The Detergent Builder )


First-Time, Humiliation, Masturbation
`` What floor ? '' I asked as I looked down from the scaffolding richly above Magdelene Street while
answering my cell phone.

'' The waiting area storey, '' a woman with a plummy accent insisted, `` It 's staining the roof downstairs it really is not honest enough ! ``

'' And where is this ? '' I asked, she told me, it did n't register.

'' Greater London ! '' she said.

'' That was weeks ago ! '' I explained.

'' Well it 's not salutary enough, either you rectify it at no price or I shall sue. ``

'' OK, text me the address, '' I agreed, `` I 'll see what I can do. ``

'' I want rather Sir Thomas More than a undefined promise, '' she said, `` You finish at five, I shall ask you at seven this evening, that should give you fourth dimension for shower and a cheeseflower Warren Burger. ``

'' That 's hasten hour ! '' I protested.

'' Leaving London darling, not coming in, seven o'clock or I sue. ``

I did n't induce much choice really, so I thew my dick in the old transit at knocking off time and headed round florist's chrysanthemum for a bite to eat and a exhibitioner before hitting the M40 eastern United States bound.

The traffic was n't bad, not my way, westbound was like a car park but I went well until past the M25 where it got a bit sticky.

I got round her place around ten to seven, an old fashioned township house with a few whole step up to the front door and a few down to the basement, probably 1880 ish, bath Oliver Stone faced to first floor degree then render, a red brick structure basically thrown up on the cheap.

'' You 're early, '' she said censoriously as she opened the front door.

'' We aim to please, '' I quipped.

'' Well amend your aim, '' she said as she stepped back to permit me into the hall. She looked late thirties acted like 90, snotty bitch.

The kitchen door opened, `` schoolma'am, '' a lady friend 's voice trilled.

'' Not now kitten, '' the charwoman insisted.

'' But Mistress, I have to be, oops ! '' she said.

I stared, she was wearing a housemaid outfit about four size too small, her breast swelled over the top and it barely reached below her navel which must have been chilly as she was n't wearing any knickers.

'' Sorry schoolma'am. '' she said.

'' Well close the door, and put your orb back in, they 're on stalks ! '' the 'Mistress .'insisted, `` You simply ca n't get the stave. ``

'' But ! '' I said stupidly.

'' Oh wake up and reek the coffee, '' she insisted, `` Really the low mindedness of the typical British worker never fails to astound me. ``

'' None of my business concern Madam. '' I agreed, `` Or is that schoolmarm. ``

'' Do n't push it. '' she said as she locked the outside doorway behind me, `` But we are not here to discuss my intimate preferences, nor yours for that matter. ``

She led me through to the lounge, strangely the floor was as I left it, sealed tongue and groove stripped pine tree, it looked fine.

'' What 's the job ? '' I asked as I noticed a strong smell of disinfectant.

'' It leaks, '' she said, `` It is staining the basement roof. ``

'' What leaks ? '' I asked.

'' The floor, '' she said, `` Leaks, you were instructed to seal it. ``

'' Not against water system passing water, '' I explained, `` But the periodic spillage should be fine. ``

'' That is not what we agreed, '' she insisted.

'' I suppose I could hand it another pelage, '' I offered, `` Why does it sense of antimicrobial ? ``

'' You had sound see the basement, '' she said, and she swept past me and led me down the steps from the spacious mod kitchen to the old cramped kitchen below and through to the shop way formerly servants hall beneath the lounge.

The ceiling was stained brown.

'' Crikey, that 's not water, '' I said, and I rubbed my fingerbreadth against the low ceiling and tasted it, `` That 's, yuck, where does the plumbing go. ``

'' Can you seal it ? '' she asked.

'' No, this is the cruddy drain, nothing to do with me, '' I said.

'' You said seal, come upstairs again Mr Allington, '' she said, `` Let me prove. ``

She went back to the waiting area, `` Pippa ! '' she said, `` Show our invitee the problem. ``

'' schoolmarm ? '' she queried, `` But he 's a man kept woman ? ``

'' Very nearly Pippa, '' she said, `` But show him how you show contrition. ``

'' I ca n't madam. '' she said firmly.

'' I 'll get the cat in a arcminute, '' the 'Mistress ,'threatened.

My mind boggled, she had done her topper but her tits still bulged from her top and at least the bottom couple of inch of her slit were clearly displayed below the hem of her skirt.

'' No please fancy woman, '' she pleaded.

'' So do it you stupid child, '' she insisted.

I had no mind what was about to encounter when quite improbably she squatted down and started to do a wee on the brush up floor.

'' Bleedin'netherworld ! '' I swore, `` No deuced wonder it leaks and stinks, have n't you ever heard of can, Thomas Crapper, Armitage merchandise and all that ? ''

'' And in your little minded reality have you no knowledge of pee sports ? '' she asked.

'' Certainly have, '' I said, `` Surfing at Newquay, Jet Skis, water skiing, but not pissing on the sustenance room level. ``

'' And it had no issue on you at all ? '' she asked.

'' No, '' I lied for my old man had come to life quite painfully if I was honest, stuck down my trouser leg when he needed some space,

'' Come Mr Allingon, '' she said, `` You have an hard-on which would n't discredit a wax grown rabbit. ``

'' Hey ? '' I queried, `` What do you mean Rabbit ? ``

'' Precisely, '' she explained, `` I am afraid I much prefer a overnice rigid forearm to the transitory stiffness of the male fellow member, have I shocked you Mr Allington ? ``

She certainly had, `` No, '' I lied, `` Well pissing on the storey is a bit of a gob smack if I 'm honest. ``

'' She 's very, honey to me, so I keep her on a suddenly rein, '' the 'Mistress'explained, `` She has a delightfully diminutive fist. ``

Pippa was smiling coyly at me, `` But she does like hammer, '' the kept woman said sadly.

'' What exactly as this to do with sealing floors ? '' I asked.

'' Your erection youthful man, '' she explained, `` I fear you have designs on my companion. ``

'' Of course of action I got a hard on ! '' I said, `` Who would n't ? ``

'' ninety seven percent of the adult universe, '' she replied, `` Watersports is a minority hoodoo Mr Allington. ``

'' Right, '' I agreed, `` Well given the selection I would prefer the old Thomas Crapper urinal to the living room floor any day. ``

'' But, given the choice of her mouth, my sass, in my haircloth, in her hair, Mr Allington ? '' she asked.

'' I, I never gave it a thought, '' I admitted.

'' The freedom to go when the mood takes you, '' she queried.

'' They used to keep chamber quite a little under the bed when my opulent dad was a boy, '' I agreed.

'' Not quite my stage Mr Allington, '' she conceded, `` But you did n't answer, does n't the opinion of your urine arcing through the air to soak my dress, my bandeau, my breasts, does that not charge up you ? ``

'' I, '' I said.

'' Your sass are silent yet your hammer speaks book, '' she said delightedly.

'' You do n't like cocks, '' I reminded her.

'' No, but Pippa does, '' she admitted, `` Poor girl she is so delightful yet I can not quite reciprocate, I am not hardhearted Mr Allington, but neither am I stupid, which is why I keep Pippa on a shortly trine, from her revealing clothing to. ``

'' She 's a prisoner ? '' I asked.

'' To all intents and purposes, '' she conceded, `` I treat her like a dog. ``

'' Excuse me ? '' I said.

'' I take her for pass in the park, '' she said, `` Have I shocked you, after shadow you understand, with the poop scoop. ``

'' Right ? '' I said.

'' She is not allowed to use the lavatory, ever, she just mops up afterwards, '' she explained, `` Like a dog, a bitch. ``

'' And that turns you on ? '' I asked incredulously.

'' Absolutely, and I see I am not alone ! '' she laughed.

I had my hand down my jeans, my cock was twisted up with my underpants and it was agony.

'' Mr Allington ! '' she said, `` Please ! ``

'' Look, it 's not what it looks like, '' I said.

'' Masturbating, '' she said, `` Is a rather individualistic bodily function not readily slip for any other. ''

'' I 'm just uncomfortable that 's all, '' I protested.

'' Which is clearly why you are masturbating, '' she declared.

'' spirit, '' I said, `` You need coat and coat of varnish, yacht varnish or something seriously waterproof, '' I explained, `` Not just sealing, you should have explained what you had in mind when you had the place done, I just subbed on the level. ``

'' Subbed ? '' she said, `` You are hardly a sub Mr Allington. ``

'' Sub contract, strictly Sir Rex Harrison are liable, '' I explained.

'' No, I paid you directly Mr Allington, '' she explained.

'' That was just a technicality, '' I explained.

'' Which never the less makes you liable. '' she pointed out.

'' So. I 'll do the sealing again, '' I said.

'' Which you admit will not heal the problem ? '' she said.

'' No it needs right waterproofing, '' I told her.

'' How a good deal ? '' she asked.

'' Maybe ten coats, '' I said, `` twenty four hours to dry between, its ridiculous ! ``

'' I 'll pay for textile, '' she said.

'' Great, '' I said, `` There 's travelling and. ''

'' I 'll pay for petrol, '' she said.

'' No way, '' I insisted.

'' Think about pissing in Pippa 's mouth, '' she said, `` Or mine. ``

'' What ? '' I demanded.

'' I think you understand exactly what I am offering. ``

I stared, you know, a stuck up, upper berth mediate course of instruction bitch, who would n't desire to make water in her fount ? but Pippa, well, to be fair I just wanted to ram my straining cock deep in her sweet pink pussy.

'' I do n't know, '' I said, `` It will be a lot of piece of work. ``

'' And a lot of fun, '' she added, `` And Pippa has n't had any cock for ages have you sweetie ? ``

'' No schoolmarm, '' Pippa agreed.

'' And you do like cock do n't you ? '' the 'Mistress'asked.

'' I like you fingers and my miniature Mistress, '' Pippa replied.

'' But she prefers stopcock, '' the 'Mistress'confirmed, `` I too have a soft spot for it but as I mentioned a rigid forearm beats a pliable prick on every individual level.

'' If we do this, like we need the whole elbow room bare, no article of furniture, it will be about a week after the cobbler's last coat before you can risk using it again, twelve hours before you dare even walk on it. ``

'' Oh, '' she said, `` I see. ``

'' But why do n't you have a wet room in the basement, tile the floor like a shower, tile the walls a bit too, not white but maybe slate Lady Jane Grey or something, then you can bet there, '' I suggested.

'' Yes, why not indeed, as a temporary measure and for those horrendous wet night, '' she enthused, `` How much ? ``

I did a bit of mental, `` Well to make a job we really need to adopt out the existing, marijuana cigarette in a membrane. ``

'' How often ? '' she demanded. I gave her a musket ball park, `` Really ? and how long ? ``

'' Two days, then you 'll need a plumber to do the shower heads or sprinklers, '' I suggested.

'' When can you start. '' she asked.

'' Mon week if I can get the tiles, if you 're not fussed gloss wise it should be easily enough. ''

'' Excellent, '' she agreed, `` Email me the final quotation and I am certain we have a deal. Can I get you a glass of something before you go ? '' she asked.

I looked longingly at Pippa as she gently fingered her exposed snatch while she looked longingly at the extrusion in my blue jean.

'' No, thanks, breathaliser and all that, '' I said apologetically.

'' Good, then I 'll see you out, thank you. '' she said.

'' commodity, yes, '' I said as I stood up, `` auf wiedersehen Pippa, nice to see you, '' I said and she blushed crimson, it was n't what I meant so I expect I blushed as well.

I went through the hallway and the 'Mistress'showed me out through the front line door, `` The storekeeper 's entrance is down the footmark to the right field, '' she explained, `` adios Mr Allington. '' the 'Mistress'said as I went outside.

'' trade good night, '' I said, I nearly said 'Mistress ,'but I did n't and I went back to the Transit with a big smile on my face, I just turned a complaint into two daytime paid work.

Now that 's a result,

Oh you wanted to hear about the early material, now hang on, I 'm a builder not a bloody deviate !

To be continued
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