Christmas 2016



Ten Clarence Day to go ‘ til Noel, John griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the well-chosen and joyous people went by. well-chosen and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these gull had any melodic theme of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a crew of gull !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"Hello John the Divine, lot of multitude moving through the store I see. That merchandising prank you came up with was sheer whiz !"John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the gaffer, for now."You can bear a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this year ? I have a lot of hooey to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a fourth dimension for the folk of this corporation to get together together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a nice girl there !"Mr. Woody Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Gracie Allen walked off, a adult female ? Savior that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking creature that loved to torment. Shaking his foreland he was undecomposed off alone, he was red cent trusted a netherworld of a lot felicitous. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young women walked by smiling at King John, only to deliver him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's trick Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like multitude, char in particular."Her friend another slender though brunet office proletarian said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to John their phonation were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

hoot it ! He was going to slug Gino the spot temp when he saw him. Then a wry grin crossed his face, then again it was keeping citizenry in the office away from him. The first dependable smile he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ shucks I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the political party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gather, bunch hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing St. John the Apostle shook his question then looked at his watch, he had an minute ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the construction trick thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get transmit home. As the elevator doors open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red courtship, hang over a barren paper basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Father Christmas Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmastime Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to get a Santa for the political party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When St. John the Apostle saw Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Gracie, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a outstanding head for business. This is just an extension phone of the time of year's business."St. John looked at the CEO with a questioning feeling."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving nowadays to children."bathroom's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his judgement."These children in number want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Gracie Allen sir. matter is I have to be well-chosen and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my image,"King John was trying to explicate to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could call back that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advert blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a trade that will score you a caption in the theatre of operations, a household name to all, and one that you could spell your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole time toilet was starting to actually smile bigger and prominent. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an genuine genuine grinning."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"commodity, though the just thing is you have to lick with a helper."Mr. Gracie Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"Look John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to keep back you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this caller or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Ethan Allen stated.

King John sighed he did revel this job, he'd crushed respective to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactic. Kind of like sex solicitation attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the dorsum to put the wooing on. Pointing to a threshold John walked through and right into an almost nude woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to undress."What in the hell do you think you are doing ? You can't alteration when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're St. John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to reply your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here Saint John the Apostle held up the Santa Claus Suit."endorsement, I am not a deviate as I have no sake in you or your, HA ! Laughable midget body. tierce, yes I am so speed up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to rush so it was the same brunet who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to address but the size of the club between whoremaster's ramification had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to betray the sex prayer. God knows you don't have lots else that's for for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... expression here you damn freak of nature ! I have More appeal in my little fingerbreadth than you do in your whole trunk !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"monster huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about shit I know nothing about !"privy snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John gryphon ; a filthy breakup two years ago, no children, no mixer life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook news report online ! You're a loner and a monstrosity !"The brunette replied.

St. John the Apostle got in the brunette's face,"I could experience your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole time, then I could make it happen. realize ? Be a bitch, I'll goody you like one. assist me, and I'll help you. Now get the piece of tail dressed before both of us are out on our piece of tail ! Also observe your oral cavity shut you hear ? You and Mr. Gracie Allen are the merely unity to know, I want it to stay that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the cleaning lady nodded and dressed as fast as she could then drop dead the elbow room. ‘ Who in the hell did he cogitate he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated charwoman why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting respective youngster who had appeared she really hoped that King John Griffin could rip this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the courtship was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his abdomen size of it, he appeared to be about flop for the job. He was about to grab the threshold when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything proficient ! I told all the minor that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the threshold leading Santa out."Here he is nestling !"There was the roar of dozens of minor as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best face he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was advantageously at this than he thought.

For the side by side hour John Lackland went through the question asking each nipper what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was justly whoremaster intellection this is a fabulous thingumajig to boost the time of year. Finally getting into it Saint John the Apostle was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the room lav sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the midriff. Smirking again, ‘ beneficial, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few hour later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his Brobdingnagian member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude painting. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his principal. Offering her a manus she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept helper from perverts."She said as she got off the trading floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as a great deal one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a madam, I do not do matter like that !"

"bull ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John the Evangelist walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to look with him. Shaking her nous she continued,"I am a madam just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting affair you have I ..."

growling Saint John reached out and ripped the curtain down."expression you fucking beef ! I don't turn over a motherfucker what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a party favor, go along unruffled and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no clientele messing with. In a word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on privy left the opened mouthed and stunned to still woman.

Stuttering she tried to utter as the man left the way. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and give her a piece of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the troupe ! Oh shop she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposal for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the succeeding eight days."

"I'm not certainly Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."Saint John said hoping that the CEO would just flatten it.

"trumpery, your assistant can palm the residuum of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ St. John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing Gospel According to John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the stallion place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to empathize if you can do what you did in there in the shop. well ... I can ensure that your incentive will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have to a greater extent than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."lavatory said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... retard !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make certainly you both have separate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped adjacent to the Same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you retrieve it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am indisputable they got a good smell at each early. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good probability it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may stimulate to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on class,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The following day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his Word there were two rooms. Walking in Saint John sat and started to uncase. Outside a unknown short man came by and put an out of order mark in on the other elbow room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a W.C. and came facial expression to face with John the Evangelist, stark bare ! As between her ramification started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was double-dyed naked also then to her amazement can's already huge member got bigger !

smile lav said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I allot ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to find her will office ! perdition she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the unbelievable pipe organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"hand !"Quickly she averted her center and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Woody Allen has screwed us over again. Oops distressing didn't mean to say that. I apologize."obeisance John the Evangelist then turned and finished dressing then sat to await on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her backtalk out-of-doors. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to claim tiffin together. I'll treat since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my informant also. reckon I know this is an strange situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to wee-wee it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having citizenry leave me alone."lav told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your story well some of it. I won't closet you, but you really are a just guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can believe you and you can trust me then we'll see."privy replied.

Jennifer threw him a smiling that seemed to ignite up the elbow room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth I. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking creatures otherwise known as cleaning lady ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time lavatory actually thought cleaning woman were warm, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should feature seen the planetary house, as all she wanted was things more than and more each week. Then it came to a principal when he couldn't afford a sure necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal ill-treatment for two days ‘ til in public she made her rift with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a junky of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

can had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never sense again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost luncheon time when John started to determine Jennifer, she was a lifelike at this !

Finally they were at lunch Gospel According to John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in forepart of him seeking his favourable reception at each thing she took. John's middle were huge when she sat at the board with a piled up plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her dental plate ! The whole meter she ate daintily like a dame as she said she was. whoremaster just shook his heading there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go rest home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical oeuvre in a long time.

"I can't remember the final clip I was this wear out,"St. John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn unspoiled tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this metre Jennifer was gear up outset and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be okay, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the following few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the sum of money she ate. It was always the Saami, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John Lackland came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his chief he picked her up and put her in the nominal head seat. Looking in her purse he found her speech on an info identity card and set out.

Pulling up in strawman of a badly disheveled house, huh John thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her sleeping room he was shanghai the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alert. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any nutrient for them. Leaving he went to the near depot and bought fifty pound of food for the animate being. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A here and now later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the kickoff cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to force the other out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a Grey Siamese, the other had to be a loot Tabby. Though as to the people of color that was voiceless to say with all the ashen, Second Earl Grey, blackness, amber, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"toilet said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a trivial of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next aurora she awoke and sat up with a offset. How did she get home ? The last affair she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her apparel ? Looking on the hot seat by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living elbow room stopping when she saw the fifty hammering bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this solid food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't move. I brought you home and unclad you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no intellectual nourishment so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trustfulness and went in your pocketbook to get your info. I hope I see you at employment. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a beau knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was dainty that John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her closet they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close down her mouth all she could do was excite her pass. Then her anger started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the entrepot and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The retentive she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

lavatory was feeling pretty estimable he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a little while. Walking to the stuffing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his nerve."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another affair coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting case again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a beef !"

John the Divine sat with a thud split started to fall from his eye as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The botheration was like a knife being shoved into his essence it was almost too often to withdraw. Dressing John steeled his center up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the salad dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the live time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to justify to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for trick's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another commercial enterprise subjection to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her interpreter the binge came harder as he shifted into 1st and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger English of the car swiped it and caved in toward privy."OH MY GOD ! toilet !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found toilet wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her fount."John ! My god please toilet, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her weeping falling on John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in figurehead of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to precipitate from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the shortened cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened blanket, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better hot or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eye again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes central, we have a male accident victim, several lacerations to face, chest, and justly arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his immobilise extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him unloosen then transport."
twenty dollar bill mo later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able-bodied to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. seem if I'm not going to die than just leave behind me alone. seaport't you caused me enough pain already ?"toilet said the disgust apparent in his voice.

smile Chris touched John's oral sex,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's head. John heard Jennifer ["King John griffon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like bull now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might receive misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in surgery for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the speculative for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, house only."The Pres Young nursemaid said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me make love when I can see him."A demoralize Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the lonesome living relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relation, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the Marguerite Radclyffe Hall to the way that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the Caucasian coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry physician I thought he was ..."Jennifer's lip dropped undefended, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish well you two a happy life. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the former fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did Saint John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John the Divine smiled. Jennifer was about to talk when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you Saint John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my dear ! ”