Lord Marchington 's conquest

I looked around the sitting room, where my sisters and mother and the aristocratical and haughty Lady Marjory and the flame haired rosiness her tall spoiled daughter, were all looking expectantly at me and I laughed.

'' Mr Harnsworth, '' Lady Marjory demanded, `` What exactly do you find rum ? ``

It was something my don said many twelvemonth ago, `` John the Divine, '' he had said to me in his kindly fashion as I stood before him many yeas ago as a child, `` I fear that you shall own to make your own fortune in life. ``

Which was so far from the state of affairs I found myself in it was laughable.

'' Father ? '' I had enquired in discombobulation, make a circumstances, surely forefather was a gentleman and I in routine should be a valet de chambre, indeed an officer and a gentleman

'' The fact is john, your great uncle George V allows us the use of this theater, Matson, it is not mine, and indeed he allows me a little pension but he is an octogenarian and I fear my full cousin Gerald will not be so generously inclined, when poor St. George succumbs.

'' So Father ? '' I enquired, at a mere baker's dozen years as he sat in his front-runner chair surrounded by his dearest Bible in his library.

'' Put aside idea of the military, of life as a gentleman and study John, study the ways of the merchant and the money men, '' he told me, `` Be a rich storekeeper John, not an impoverished gentleman. ``

'' Father ? '' I asked.

'' That 's all John, '' he had said and I had left his presence with all my plan for a mission in the guards dashed.

I went to tell mama but she was too busy with my sisters Dorothy and Harriet, and when I did tell her she said `` Pay no regard, Gerald shall surely bring home the bacon. ``

But I did heed Father 's advice, indeed I applied myself diligently to the written report of how money was made and but stages I found the law to be the principal impediment thereto, and, fancying myself deficient in stature and horsemanship for the life of a highwayman I asked father to bump me an apprenticeship as a book keeper.

I started as supporter to Mr Belle script keeper to Mr Virginia McMath a booster of Church Father 's from the regiment and then when I discovered an aptitude for the carte du jour, and amassed a circumstances at Mr Belle 's disbursal I spent some time a clerk to Mr Faversham in Rochester.

Mr Faversham as I later discovered would set up ocean trip to the Africas and America oblation immense returns on capital but at some risk, some would make considerable profits, from which Mr Faversham would produce a pretty penny, others failed, the ships never being seen again, and I soon realised that more than ten of the ten per cent contribution were sold on each such failed speculation, as the sea captain, crew, ship and even the sea charts were carefully chosen for their unsuitability, through decreptitude inaccuracy or simple incompetence and the whole enterprise designed to fail.

I pretended ignorance, and yet I sold spear carrier shares and retained the money for myself as soon as all the initial ten of the ten per cent share were sold, I fear I was greedy and when the St Francis was pronounced lost there were 15 mass clamouring for their money back. Poor Mr Faversham was nearly ruined, but he never suspected for one second that it was I his naive prentice whom had the money hid rubber at my lodgings. I left his employ at this juncture at father 's insistency as he believed Mr Faversham to be a varlet !

At age eighteen I employed a Captain Gurney and a ship full of drunkards and reprobate to run novelty to the Africas, slaves to the Americas and silver gray from the Argentine, knowing the ship the Theobald Eichmann should scarce clear the lizard, Gurney was the front end man I stood back as shop clerk and lawful to form he ran her on to the careen off Perranporth, and so did my fortune accrue as I moved around the port of the kingdom, never the headwaiter, always the insignificant clerk, Horowitz, or Dagenham, or Adams or Thwaites were the public figure I used and no one even suspected my way of working.

I maintained my contact with my family of course of study, Mama despised me I was certainly but founding father was not displeased, although I kept my own earnings very quiet, in fact I turned them into property as quickly as I was able and indeed by the age of twenty age I had quite a respectable portfolio of properties, in fact quite a disrespectable portfolio as many were sporting house and such places and by twenty two yr I was quite the gentleman my ships went from Bristol to the Africas and US and made hansom profits, all of which I retained and reinvested in my venture, except when father died I began to send minor amounts to mother as her allowance from great uncle George began to falter.

It was in the autumn when expectant uncle George succumbed, I was away, and returned to find oneself an urgent solicitation to return home, the house was somehow stale and cheerless though the fires burned brightly enough.

'' Oh John ! '' Dorothy exclaimed, as soon as I arrived `` Thank God you have come, we are untie ! ``

'' How so ? '' I asked.

'' Cousin Gerald has ordered us to leave Matson ! '' she blurted out.

'' But why ? '' I asked.

'' Because I desire it for my heartfelt friend Miss Blanchard ! '' a harsh female part announced before her scowling countenance appeared through the archway.

'' Cousin Rose ? '' I asked incredulously, `` Is that you ? '' I could scarce connect the scowling beldam before me with the angel with the golden curls I had known in my youth.

'' Indeed, '' she said, `` And you are John, Mr Faversham 's clerk ? '' she sneered.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed.

'' Then pray bump accommodation for your rabble, my forbearance is not limitless. '' she snapped, `` I suggest you start with prompt effect. ``

'' Indeed, immediately after lunch, '' I suggested.

'' I am mistress here now, '' she snapped, `` I say immediately. ``

'' fountainhead were I a gentleman I should demur but I am in trade wind so depict me your act, your papers and I shall adjudicate from whom I take guild. '' I told her firmly and then without removing boots or coat I pushed rudely past her and went to come up Mama.

'' John, 't is my fault, '' Dorothy confided to me, `` Sebastian asked me to be his. '' she stopped.

'' Wife ? '' I enquired.

'' schoolmarm, '' she sobbed, `` He said we should be cast out if I did not resign. ``

'' Oh poor sister, of line you can not submit I shall find you lodgings. '' I reassured her, but she took me aside into the piffling sewing room.

'' But John, you do n't translate, '' she said and she sobbed into her deal kerchief, and after a while she admitted, `` Oh blood brother do not remember ill of me but I did submit, I did St. John, carnally, and he cast me aside, and it is to no avail. ``

'' What ? '' I demanded as I shut the door, `` Submitted, how so ? '' my heart pulse like a drum as I prayed she misunderstood prurience, `` recount me ! ``

'' I allowed him to kiss me. '' she admitted.

'' Just a osculation ? '' I asked.

'' No, he made me denude my bosoms, '' she admitted, and I looked and I could see how desirable her big bosom must seem, `` And he played with them, and I own it was not unpleasant. ``

'' So he compromised you, but. '' I said hopefully, `` severalise me sister I need to know. ``

'' But he came again and again and by degree he bared me, '' she said, `` And then at once he made me bare myself entirely. ''

'' Oh doll, '' I used her pet name.

'' He assured me mother would be safe if I afforded him the small pleasure, and you were nowhere, '' she exclaimed.

'' And then ? '' I asked.

'' He wanted me entirely bare, I shook with shame lav, '' she said tremulously, `` I did in truth, he made me disrobe with Phyllis the maid present as witness I did it willingly, but t'was not willingly, and then he explored every inch of me kissing and probing. ``

My heart sank. `` Oh Dolly, '' I said quietly.

'' Then when he came again he dis-robed also and made me kiss and caress him also. '' she admitted.

'' dolly, did you withstand ? '' I asked.

'' No, it was exciting whoremaster, I was carried along, and I was doing it for mum. '' she said, and I sensed she wanted to order me more.

'' He seduced you ? '' I suggested.

'' Yes, '' she agreed, `` And then he produced his snake, and made me touch it and kiss it and. ``

'' Were you bare ? '' I asked.

'' lavatory ! '' she exclaimed, `` It matters not, but I had to sense and buss and cover and, ''

'' It exploded no doubt, '' I added.

'' When I suckled upon it, yes. '' she admitted.

'' He forced you ? '' I asked. she shook her head, `` Oh Dolly, and was this the limit of the indignity ? ``

'' No, '' she shook her forefront, `` he locked the doorway as always, you see mommy knew and approved my natural action, ''

'' She knew ! '' I railed.

'' Yes, '' she nodded, `` She reassured me that if I obliged him entirely he would go so blotto that he could not but offer marriage. ``

'' That stupid selfish woman ! '' I exclaimed, `` And how hold were you ? '' I asked and her eyes said it all.

'' I obliged him entirely, '' she admitted, `` We lay together can, and he placed his snake within me. ``

I had one last-place despairing hope, `` Wherein did he direct himself sister, '' I asked, `` To the strawman or ? ``

'' To the figurehead and he did such every afternoon, '' she smiled at the thought.

'' You encouraged him ? '' I asked.

'' Yes, he made me feel sleep with John, after the discomfort of the initial time, I believed he loved me and showed his sexual love with his snake and his seed, '' she said and she smiled shyly among her tears.

'' And why did he spurn you ? '' I asked.

'' I bled and he demanded he might, '' she paused.

'' Sodomy ? '' I suggested.

She nodded, `` I could not allow for it Saint John the Apostle, I could not. ``

'' And he spurned you ? '' I asked.

'' He dressed and made me stick around bared and made me nurse his Hydra and when he was excited he withdrew and he sprayed my font and bosoms with his seed. all in my hair and everywhere, and then he closed his rear of tube and was gone.

'' And that was the end of the matter ? '' I asked, and she sobbed again.

'' No, he demanded, '' she said in anguish, `` That as I had not sufficed and acquiesced to his demands that misfortunate Harriet, should attend instead.

Oh my, my pitiful golden haired short sister, `` Oh no, Dolly, where is she. ``

'' Marchington dormitory, she was gone but a week when cousin Rose arrived yesterday demanding we remove ourselves.

'' john, Dorothy where are you ? '' mother cried.

'' Here ! '' I replied and as Dorothy dried her teardrop so we went to the sitting room where rosebush and Mother glared at each other.

'' It will not do John. '' Rose announced, `` Your mother 's pleas or your sisters throwing themselves at my pal like street bawd, it will not do. ``

'' Three hundred guineas, '' I said.

'' What ! '' Rose exclaimed.

'' An fling madam, or should I proffer myself to you like a street whore ? '' I asked sarcastically.

'' You truly are pathetic bathroom Harnsworth, pretending you have three hundred guineas, no take your funds and buy your mother a hut or a bothy or a pig stye and have my theatre available for me at once or sooner if you may. '' and rosebush said it without an Panthera uncia of humor, icily and with not a simple Panthera uncia of humanity.

'' Ah, then I shall verbalize to the organ grinder and not his pretty rapscallion and make my fling to your Fatherhood. '' I exclaimed.

'' Pray wash and plane before you see his Lordship ! '' mother insisted as if I were a unfermented faced boy and not a fully grown man.

'' I shall not ! '' I insisted, `` Indeed I shall not, '' and I saw no pauperism to continue, `` unspoilt day female parent, dolly, '' I said and I ignored Rose as I left the room.

I took sawhorse and made haste to Marchington Hall pausing but briefly to postulate luncheon at the Five Bells the ale menage on the edge of the Marchington estate which was in sore need of renovation, with the lumber all faded and in need of sales pitch while the smear between was in need of bloodless backwash and the chimney in sore need of pointing and the unhurt edifice gave forth an aura of dereliction yet here was nowhere else to dine and so in this I sampled an acceptable meat pie and a tankard of Ale or at least a putrid liquid sold as such.

I sat quietly eating when a rogue approached saying `` Ha, well I 'll be, it 's can Harnsworth the gentleman book of account keeper. ``

'' Yes 't is I, come to cook his Lordship 's ledger. '' I confirmed which rather spoiled his next ripost.

'' What you come for ? '' he asked.

'' dejeuner, and a secret plan of bill perchance ? '' I suggested, `` Or does my repute precede me ? ``

'' E 's the biggest card cheater ever knowed, '' an other even unworthy rogue averred.

'' Ah my reputation does come before me, will you have an Ale ? '' I asked.

'' Rather drink pigs piss, '' the rascal said, `` But I 'll take a cyder. '' so I ordered cider for him and his ally and naturally myself and was in return regaled with fib and complaints of Gerald 's incompetence and mean-ness since he became Lord.

I ordered another tankard of cider for all and paid my banknote and took horse again for the Hall.

Dartlington the Butler confronted me as I went to go in, `` And what is your business. ``

'' Gospel According to John Harnsworth, come to see my sis Harriet '' I announced to his consternation as I believe he still thought I should be a impertinent present weakling of a boy and not an unshaven indeed bearded Thomas Young man.

'' I shall consult her ladyship, '' he suggested.

It was a pitiful decision, he left me alone for a moment and in that second I saw Harriet, my poor golden haired sister being dragged from the kitchen towards the stalls, but in a body politic of almost thoroughgoing undress.

I wanted to cry out but seeing I was completely out numbered I held my tongue, and even managed a grievous but pleasant expression as the Lady Marjorie came to recognize me, `` Ah Mr Harnsworth, have you come to do our books ? '' she said with wry amusement.

'' No, I have come to spend a penny your husband an offer for Matson and indeed to see my dear sister Harriet, '' I replied.

'' Oh she is enjoying a drive ! '' Marjory smirked, `` And as heed your offer well I am certain it lies far beyond your means, accept your place in society Mr Harnsworth, you were raised a gentleman's gentleman but without a fortune, pray accept your place and find suited domiciliation for your female parent and sis, perhaps a little shop where they my serve. ``

'' I shall discuss it with your husband gentlewoman. '' I assured her.

'' Then come another day and attain an appointment. '' she suggested, `` in effect day. ``

I turned on my heel and walked deliberately away, and as I entered the stable yard I could hear a missy scream in XTC, the sound of the bordello, and I recognised the quality that scream to be that of my sister Harriet.

I joked, `` Someone is enjoying themselves, '' to the ostler.

'' Yes sir, Mr Sebastian is very generous with his cast off whores sir, should you care to cosset 't is only threepence ? '' he asked.

'' Is she comely. '' I asked.

'' You do n't look at mantepiece when you 're stoking firing sir, but I'say she was once sir. '' he said, `` Would you like to see sir, ''

He took me to the horse barn, two men stood looking over the stable threshold and there entirely debauched was poor Harriet, she had her underthing around her waist but was otherwise entirely bare, her buttocks a criss hybridisation of lash marks her fortunate hair now soiled and nasty and her poor white meat all constrained by a roofy wound around them till they were all blued and purple and she was laid over a straw bale.

'' Worth three pence sir ? '' the ostler asked innocently, as I gazed.

poor Harriet, a hick had his appendage in her mouth fornicating her face, raping her mouthpiece its filthy pinkness between her sugared ruby backtalk and once pearly-white white teeth, whilst behind an early yokel had withdrawn his member from her brown mess trailing her dung behind it and then having wiped it to a sure extent he forced it, or in Truth eased it, into her glistening movement bottom or Cut as the seafarer have it.

I stood and watched, as he began to thrust and her breath rasped and her orgy led her to puff `` Yes, Oh yes, laborious, that 's it backbreaking Ohhhhhh, '' she wailed like the base whore as I felt and controlled with difficulty my rising anger.

'' I own I should not risk the disease that such a wanton harlot must squeeze, '' I explained, `` I think I shall indulge nearer to family. ``

'' Oh but she was no whore but a fine fair sex when the sea captain brought her, but too wanton for him alone do you see sir ? '' he said.

'' Well I shall not disagree but she is most certainly not a alright lady any more, '' I exclaimed, `` I thank you ! ``

I walked away like a coward, but in my heart I was a confirmed murderer, and I swung into my saddle and set Forth for the basketball team Melville Bell once more.

I asked if they had a way, as indeed they did, and a stable so I settled down for the eve and the night.

The barmaid was comely enough in a voluptuous way and when the shutters went up and the last drunken hayseed was gone she came to my room.

The trade was quickly done, I wanted not a disease nor she a small fry so she suckled me to hardness and then in her nakedness she made a tunnel of love between her ample bosoms and I spent my source happily enough between her bosoms and all over her neck and mentum as I had done time immemorial since I left school and became acquainted with the ways of the Jack, their pleasures and most notably their diseases.

She asked to stay in my easy bed in the fondness and she asked prettily enough that I agreed and in the dawn she showed her gratitude with her sassing as she suckled me to the head of release and then relieved me into the sleeping room pot with her nimble fingers.

I went to Heatherbury with the break of day coach, and purchased a pistol and powder and shot and then on a hired sawhorse went I to Matherstone and Inklebury where again at each did I buy a pistol and powder and shot claiming I had been stopped by a highway man and had to flee for my life and each time giving an choice identity element for myself.

I bought provisions also and returned to the Five Alexander Graham Bell .where the barmaid, Josie, demonstrated her prowess after dark and this fourth dimension the epithelial duct of her buttocks sufficed to take over my latent hostility after a session of suckling, her of my humanness and I of her great breast, not that I sodomised her you understand, the mere rut of her can sufficed.

I went again to Matson after break fast, on my steed Freddie, my pistol primed and loaded in a canvass bag and I saw action, the double-decker was being prepared so away I sneaked and made my way to Grosely bank where the road to Marchington ascends through the wooded slopes of Grosley, a sore impediment to travel rapidly and an awkward crook and bend again for a four in hand and a sore trial for a six.

I chose my patch carefully, I secreted Freddie and made myself a desirable hide before donning my cravat as a camouflage and donning a masquerade with eye hollow, and then I waited.

I near held up the damage tutor as the public double-decker ran by an hour late but sure enough before the hunger pangs of dejeuner claimed me the lady rosiness 's carriage appeared with a mere pair hauling its gleaming lacquered black public house with gleaming ruby wheels.

My affectionateness pounded, my breathing as laboured as the horse cavalry and I knew not when to emerge and shout out `` Stand and deliver, ''

As it happened the horses had already stopped and I had a yard or to to stride before I ordered, `` Stand ! '' in as bass and coarse a voice as I could muster.

It was like I had shot at a covey of partridge, driver and footmen, a matching pair of cowards sprinted forth leaping from the carriage and raced away the way they had come, the horses eyed my quizzically and I merely engaged the pitprop and opened the carriage door.

Rose surveyed me, her face a picture of utter contempt and hate and she shot at me with her picayune pistol, but the time lag between suction stop of flint and thunder of detonation saved me and I dived aside, only to bobble back again as she vainly sought to reload.

'' Your hoarded wealth Ma'am, '' I croaked and asked nicely enough.

'' I have none ! '' she answered.

'' Then what is that around your cervix and articulatio radiocarpea, upon your fingerbreadth and the weft in the holes in your dentition ? '' I asked as I struggled to keep my vocalisation hoarse.

'' Oh ! '' she gasped, `` Take it, take up it all, '' she railed and she heaved her necklace and rings off and handed them to me, `` Fillings I have none. '' she snapped.

'' Your suitcase spread them, '' I insisted, and she had no option they being piled around her and I threw her most insinuate garments around as I sought treasure.

'' Is this all ? '' I asked.

'' Certainly, '' she insisted.

'' Only I was told you possess a treasure beyond price, '' I suggested nastily.

'' No, you have it all, were there Sir Thomas More I should gladly give it up. '' she said, `` Please I beg do not harm me, for I am to be married to a Lord. ''

'' Oh you have a treasure all rightfulness, '' I exclaimed, `` Down from the equipage this instant ! '' I insisted and the instant she stepped down I released the sprag and discharged one of my pieces, the pillow horse needed no further Giddy Up but were gone hurling up the bank as if were down and there we stood she and I.

'' Up the banking company over there, '' I ordered as I aimed my second piece at her, she obeyed, she climbed the bank and settled into the hollow with Freddie.

'' Disrobe, '' I ordered, she refused, I moved the malleus on my piece to half cock and then wide-cut cock.

'' I have no more treasure ! '' she insisted, so I approached her and took my knife from the cincture of my breeches and I seized her garb and began to cut, she protested, but I shushed her.

'' It cuts chassis as easily as cloth, '' I warned as I opened the seams on her purple robe, and her silken dress and then the underthings and when I was done I unwrapped her like peeling an apple and when she was mere she stared at me in all seriousness and terror.

'' You see there is no treasure. '' she averred as she covered her nipple with her hands and shivered with fear.

But I saw it, beneath the tuft of cherry-red fur her own treasure lurked awaiting its master copy, but inaugural I remembered poor Harriet and so I drew my whip, `` ferment away, '' I ordered and I flashed the lash across her buttocks left then right then left again until she had a unquestionable look of a Scots tartan about her hind quarters.

'' No there is no gem, '' she wailed.

I waved my pistol at her as I reloaded its fellow, `` On your back, '' I ordered.

The ground was dry, the fallen foliage of late summer early autumn crisp and she lay as I ordered, `` I shall check your harlot 's purse I said nastily and as she lay I pried apart her knees and looked at her slot.

I tried to allay a finger interior at first then I tried to flake off back her soft pink lower lips to look within and by my exertion which made her wriggle and gasp by so doing I assured myself that she was indeed intact and thus disease unloosen, though haughty, evil even, and I determined that she was to be mine.

I laid my handgun aside and released the belt on my breeches and let them fall, too late she perceived her plight and before she could spring up I was upon her holding her down feather, forcing her fiery red locks into the dark earthly concern, crushing her bosoms and by stages working my snake into positioning from where I might thrust and deflower her, and inch by inch I progressed.

She cried out, `` assist, '' I landed one slap upon her cheek, then two, then six, and then ten, I lost count but her bluster slunk away to pleading, `` No for compassion 's saki, I am to marry a Lord, I have treasure, please, treasure hidden, please. '' she begged, but I took a length of clothes that I had cut from her and wreathe it around her mouth and pass and tied it in a knot behind her head gagging her, and then I seized her firmly and involuntarily she moistened herself in readiness for what was to come.

I tried her moistness with a finger tip, and she groaned her oculus suddenly wide and scared and yet full of excitement and anticipation, and I pressed her firmly yet gently with my finger so gradually she yielded so hot and wet, her body her very entrails as willing and eagre as her brain was set business firm against my encroachment and gently and piece by piece as she squirmed she weakened and my fingerbreadth possessed her, a second fingerbreadth stretched her and then my thumb and then I decided the sentence was right and I guided my humanity at her.

She squirmed and resisted as hard as she might in her despair and wailed and protested into her gag, I felt the tip of my manhood against her maidenhead as probing thrust of mine and each squirming social movement of hers moved me that extra fraction within her, it was all too slow, taking too long, I worried I might be discovered but then instead of a fraction I was passing ever faster into her and suddenly suddenly with a great cry she yielded and I pressed hard into her and entered her very womb.

I felt the root of my extremity against her shinny my hairs mingled with her hair as I possessed her and she slumped back in submission her munition falling to her side of meat knowing or believing the deed were done.

I pressed firmly then I withdrew a tad before pressing in once more, and then as I saw her teats somehow straining I wished I might feel them against my bureau rather than against my cap, I grasped and kneaded her hummock making her face as she tried to hide her inflammation and then she started to gasp in short jag breaths, it disconcerted me for hitherto I had always refrained from entire fornication using instead the the channel of the strumpet 's stern or the tunnel of her tit or her fingerbreadth or the mouth of the whore whom had been my relief but this jade was in want of a lesson and I was in need of succour and so with one stone were two birds downed.

My process thrilled to her passion and parsimoniousness yet so copiously was she moistened that she afforded me the uttermost pleasure and I own her stifled cries became less of torment and more of delight and in the end my release came regrettably swiftly so a good deal so that I thought I might wait and when recovered repeat the experiment but on hearing an approaching hue and cry I thought full of it and withdrew.

I left her now frightened and used and ruined among the leave near naked her clothes cut all away and humiliated as far as I could humiliate her in payback for what her brother had done to my baby and I watched as she tentatively removed her gag and tried to enshroud her nudity, `` Why ! '' she asked, and teardrop streamed down her face.

'' Because I can, '' I replied using again a falsely trench voice and straight away I mounted Freddie and then I threw her gold and bead at her and I made haste away through the tree and away from the pursuing throng.

I made my way around at a aright angle to the route towards the north before swinging around across country and then circled cycle to approach my mother 's house, Matson, once more.

I returned from my `` Walk '' to retrieve the all Inn alive with talk of highjacker, a gang of three and some said four had descended upon the baby carriage of the Lady Rose and had stolen all her jewel and cut to ribbons her clothes leaving her in her under-things such had been the desperation of the assaulter who on hearing the hue and cry had run away leaving her treasure intact.

Naturally on sense of hearing of this misfortune I took Freddie, and I set Forth for Marchington Hall, where on arrival I found no one to take my horse, so I tied him myself and made my way to the servants ingress where all was consternation. `` What is happening ? I asked of a maid.

'' Oh sir the noblewoman Rose was attacked and she is bathing and bathing again as she tries to make herself clean, and Mr Sebastian her brother is beside himself with anger, her founder and mother distraut and the Maker Fylingdale has already left, '' she gabbled, `` On finding his intended was no longer chaste he withdrew his offer in an second and was gone. ``

Dartlington the pantryman spied me, `` I have come to see the Lord Gerald. ``

'' Lord Marchington is indisposed, '' he announced.

'' Then may I see the Lady Marjory then. ``

'' check here, I shall ask, '' he insisted and he bustled away.

He did n't reappear but the peeress herself came bustling down the corridor towards me.

'' Go away ! '' the gentlewoman Marjory insisted.

'' But I heard the passenger car from Matson was attacked ! '' I explained innocently feigning concern.

'' Go away, '' The Lady Marjorie insisted again, `` You are not welcome here ! ``

I feigned indignation and as was seemly I stormed from the menage took knight and returned to my business at Rochester at a gallop.

Poor Freddie, he was near worn out having galloped so far so I made sure he had the finest oats and a warm stable, and only when he had been rubbed down and fed and watered did I leave him to the stable lad to contend with. Freddie was an ugly brute, no thoroughbred and no race sawbuck but for stamina he had no equal in my approximation and for obedience no equal at all.

I made it my business to check on the highwaymen working the arena, it was not difficult they would deal their own mother for few penny and in turn their friends would sell them for dry pint of porter and a beef dinner or a pork supper.

There was a gang it seemed, near Tharminster, a infamous highway man named `` The Dark One, '' too astute and well liked through his altruism and generosity towards the peasantry to be easily betrayed, and my programme was simplicity itself, to ensure the Lord Gerald and Sebastian knew of the Highwayman and knew where to find him while ensuring the highwayman knew they were coming, now you may fear that such would be fraught with trouble but as the bumbling Clerks Messrs Thwaites and Adam and Dagenham, I found little difficulty although it took me a hebdomad and more and in the line of the week I also collected together a miscellany of sums of money owing to me and then I made my way to Matson.

Mother was distraught, all our house old bag were packed and she was living in just the bedroom and the small posing room waiting for the word to throw up her into the street, Dorothy was likewise confined to her room and female parent sitting way whilst the Lady Rose had the entire theater re decorated.

I confronted Rose as within an hour of my arrival she too arrived by stroller, `` Oh are you still here ? '' she asked innocently as mother greeted her, `` And you Mr Harnworth, did I not direct you hence. ``

I cast my heart down imagining her bared as she was at our stopping point encounter, `` Yes indeed, '' I explained, `` But I have the three hundred guinea fowl. ``

'' Then buy your mother a hutch, '' she snapped nastily, although there was a tremor in her mode as if her self assurance was somehow damaged.

'' It is a very sightly fling. '' I repeated, `` But should you turn down then mother you shall make to live with me. ``

'' And I ? '' Harriet enquired.

'' Indeed I shall find you lodgings my baby. '' I reassured her, `` But I have a repute to sustain and you are by your own admittance a fornicant and such I can not ingest under my own roof. ``

Poor Harriet, I had hoped to attaint Rose but Harriet took it ill.

'' You shall ride out then this even and take your female parent and Sister hence on the morrow. '' Rose said kindly as she plotted how to steal my three thousand.

We ate in the dining room, curiously bare now that mother and founder 's traps had been packed away and then I was allowed the use of what had been my bed room.

I knew better than to sleep, the rooms at Matson are arranged with a handmaiden wing at the North over the kitchen whilst the in high spirits rooms at the south are the bed rooms with the dear opinion, thus are attics above the bed suite, not servants quarters.

The ceiling are boarded but panelled such that certain board can be lifted to entree the noodle as I knew well.

I set myself the task of entering the bean as soon as supper had been consumed, and by a favorable hazard the footboard of the unproblematic box bed was still positioned under the loose panel and I could slither it aside, admittedly by balancing upon the narrow footboard but easily enough I swung into the attic together with my pistols and some discarded wear upon article of clothing weather sheet and cover I found in the cupboards and drawers which I laid upon some planks to form a make shift bed.

Then in a present moment of inspiration I opened wide my bedroom window and climbed to the Classical Greek and lay down to sleep.

It was around three of the clock when they came, for the parlour clock struck three just after, I heard their cries as they attacked my bed but they found no one, I eased open the panel and looked into the sombreness and there ransacking the place were rose wine and two of her servant, Rhodes and Gormerby.

She was in smutty humor, `` You fools he must have heard us ! '' she exclaimed before making undecomposed her escape.

I waited for the four Melville Bell then a half hour bell shape and then lighting my candela with some difficulty I made my way silently back to my elbow room where I jammed a chairwoman under the door handle and slept fitfully until breakfast.

'' Why will you not go for my quite reasonable offer ? '' I asked of rose over Breakfast.

'' Because I wont. '' she said haughtily.

'' Then I must see your father, '' I insisted, and I changed the discipline of conversation.

I noted she was gone before I collected Freddie from the stalls, and there were several Equus caballus gone also so a wide detour I employed setting off directly away from Marchington and doing an extra five miles at the very least to avoid entirely any wood or copse where Rose and her servants might hide out.

I arrived at Marchington at length, and I was greeted with the barest minimum of civility by the staff, the Lord Gerald refused to see me and also the Lady Marjory but Sebastian was there with his sneering favorable position, and he claimed he had power of attorney and that I could pay him the money, ha, idiot what did he take me for ?

I upset him by refusing to deal with him, and I asked after Harriet and with a disgusting grinning he agreed to call for me to her, she lay in a bed in the coal postponement beside the kitchen, filthy and naked but for a blanket around her shoulders, `` A gentleman to try you Harriet display as you have been shown, '' Sebastian ordered.

She did n't recognise me, she merely reached around and held undefended the burrow to her womb like the most light whore.

'' howdy sis, '' I said quietly.

'' Oh no ! John ! '' she exclaimed as she grabbed for her blanket.

'' No, you 're beautiful, '' I lied, she was careworn and trite and debauched.

'' She is taking a break Mr Harnsworth, '' Sebastian insisted, `` Shall you rod her or shall you let her about her business. ``

'' She is my sister, '' I said as my anger boiled but I suppressed it and said, `` Are you well Harriet ? ``

'' Oh lav please. '' she said, `` I wish the ground would swallow me up, ''

I saw Sebastian make a motion and a Yokel approached, `` I have an half-penny sir cans't I rod her ? '' he asked.

'' Indeed ! '' he agreed, and the hayseed dropped his breeches.

'' Do n't you ever wash man ? '' Sebastian asked, `` Have her clean you with her dirty oral fissure, '' he insisted.

He hoped to hassle me, and if I were a man I should and be cut down by his cronies.

Then as the yokel offered his outgrowth to my sister and she began to suckle him there was a flutter, a OK gentleman and his servant entered the yard shouting for an Ostler and promptly he came to the room access, `` Damn it a queue, '' he announced, `` I need relief Sebastian and now yet these common fellows queue before me, '' he said.

'' Then strike precedency, sir, '' I suggested and he grabbed the yokel and threw him from the way before he lowered his rear of barrel and sank greedily into inadequate Harriet 's uterus burying himself to the hilt in an instant. he seemed a lusty enough young chap and besotted if his willingness to risk disease to plough her was any indication, I should check his family and ensure he married her if his means sufficed.

'' My good friend Toby Monmouth, '' Sebastian intoned, `` toby fillpot jug have you met Mr Harnsworth the whore 's brother ? ``

'' Good god what a disgusting fellow, though I own the whore ploughs exceptionally finely, '' he intoned.

'' I 'm sword lily she pleases you. '' I simpered, and just as he was ready to break loose he removed his extremity and splattered her face with his cream.

'' I 'm told it is good for the cutis. '' I ventured and I agreed to come again with a better offer.

I returned to Matson, rose wine had also returned, and to her I lied that I had paid Sebastian three hundred ginzo for the house but she did not believe me.

'' I shall await my father 's word before I relinquish possession, '' she insisted primly although she did look to lack conviction on the point, `` Shall you stay with us or has your alleged flak scared you away ? ``

'' I 'll stay if I may, '' I agreed, `` Your brother is keeping my money safe in his impregnable box, '' I assured her.

We ate in humourless correctitude and as soon as I could without causing offensive or any suspicion that I desired her I proceeded to my bed.

I slept secure with a chair under the door frame and being in my bed by nine I was well placed to be awake in the former time of day, and this night I slept well before rising when I heard the parlour clock strike four, I took the chair from my doorway handle and made sure the threshold was not locked before embarking upon my adventure.

This time I decided, I should feel her hot body against mine as I possessed her so I wore nothing except for my under shirt I slept in and old leather belt that I found in a drawer and a duet of wool stockings I found to deaden my footstep and then standing on the end of my bed I lifted and slid back the venire and it took but a mo to spring through the cap into the attic and then it was the work of a few nervous moments once my eyes had adjusted to the gloom to abstract along the wide timbers until I was in the attic above Rose 's room, I lifted and slid back the panel and then I dropped lightly into Rose 's way.

She stirred as I landed, I held my breathing place and as soon as she had turned over and her normal respiration resumed, I crept dumb as a rat and took off the stocking and in the somberness of deliquium moon igniter I placed it near her lip and as she yawned I thrust it plate gagging her and swiftly wrapped its sidekick around her point silencing her.

She struggled mightily but I had the belt and I forced it over he shoulders and down until by her waist it pinned her blazon beside her and I could tighten it firmly so she could resist no longer, then I tore away her Nox shirt and helped myself to the delight beneath.

Her consistency yearned for my tending craved my semen even as her mind fought to deny me but as I cast aside my vest and crushed her straining pap with my dresser so she knew all was lost but still she squirmed and twisted, I could not quiver her without drawing tending so I crushed her and hale apart her articulatio genus then thigh and hurl my member at he mightily.

She yielded as softie as a daffodil, her innards desperate for me, desperate for my shaft and my milk to soothe and lubricate and sate her womanly penury, but throughout she sought to throw me off her, although her efforts lessened and her breathing came in forgetful gasp and all at once she admitted licking as my milk flooded her to her utmost extent.

I luxuriated in her warmth for a longsighted moment and then with discernment rather than valour I withdrew and pulled the bedclothes over her heading, and my undershirt over mine to cover my nakedness and then using her footstool I replaced the ceiling panel and I made my way to her door which I unbolted and indeed left swinging before sprinting away to my own room.

I replaced my chairman and waited in my bed with pistols primed awaiting the hue and cry.

It came with the chambermaids rounds she rushed from Rose 's room screech as she went to light the fire.

I dressed before I joined the throng, `` I was attacked ! '' she wailed.

'' They tried my door also, '' I averred, `` Thieves and vagabonds ! ``

'' No you oaf they, '' she paused, `` Ah they tried to, tried but failed to assault me, '' she lied.

'' Oh Rose, '' mother said in a ridiculous display of compassion.

'' I heard dissonance, '' I alleged, `` I slept not a jot, I shall sleep the aurora through. ``

'' But you should be gone, '' blush wine said uncertainly.

'' No King John stoppage and protect sweet Rose ! '' mother exclaimed.

'' Protect me, he can not protect himself ! '' Rose intoned but her brass betrayed veneration now, fear mingled with contempt for me.

I returned to my bed and slept until Luncheon, dreaming chiefly of rosebush, wondering how and where I should ravish her future, and when I woke I found I had suffered an emission, so profoundly did I desire her.

I resolved that I should abandon my quest to keep mother in her base and so I requested that blush wine should allow us the use of the farm carts to adopt their luggage away, she was queasy but a few Republic of Guinea sealed the deal and all was made ready for the next morning.



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I had suitable domiciliation, the whorehouse in Liverpool road where Mrs Cathcart held motor inn, she was not the most businesslike of house of ill repute keeper always deficient with my rip and altogether too kindly with her idle whores so I decided mother and Dolly could usefully wedge with her and a fancy woman planetary house, well, where could be more appropriate for Harriet, she was well versed in the arts of pleasuring men already and here she could find out her calling while Dolly could decide for herself.

Mrs Cathcart was not best pleased when I informed her that her occupancy was now void, and her apartments were required, she tried to turn on her girls against me such as there were but when they were informed their services were still required if they chose so their loyalty bled away like the blood from a squelch ant.

I am far from cold and lacking in compassion so as her complement of miss was sadly depleted I allowed Miss Cathcart to detain as a `` fille, '' for any of the lower orders as should take a chance disease for a brief flirting, whilst insisting her chambers were vacated for female parent to move therein, the problem of storage for her things being settled by arranging for the selling of them at marketplace to come back what I was owed.

mother was LE than delighted, she had been a gentlewoman now she was to be a whore keeper, but as I explained, what other choice had she ?

We made our way slowly to Liverpool route where mother was in oecumenical pleasantly surprised at the quality of her new lodging, and impressed by the rooms of the girls, Mrs Cathcart 's deficiency as a dame seemingly being her generosity in the provision of entire way rather than the cubicle which were more normally employed.

Mother and dolly each had a bed-room a shared sitting room separated from the principal house with its own door from the street and of course there was a kitchen where the girlfriend in routine performed as kitchen maid and indeed as cook.


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It was therefore a workweek and Sir Thomas More later when I next visited Matson, to find rose wine gone away to Marchington Hall, I followed to find rose was out riding, `` With Mrs Witham, '' and her parents were refusing to see me while Sebastian had gone to Branston.

Oh my lumbus yearned for Rose, I had my pistols and my disguise and a sharp approximation of where to retrieve her.

I set off across the country and espied the pair across the valley with their backing walking easily and seeing their return should be down Grosely banking concern I lay in wait.

blush wine knew instantly what I desired when she saw me step into the road masked, cloaked and pistols drawn `` stand, '' I ordered, but poor Mrs Witham fainted falling awkwardly her human foot still entrapped in the stapes as she rode decorously side saddleback while rose wine rode astride like a man.

'' Quickly sister see to Mrs Witham, '' I ordered, as like as I could to Sebastian 's way of speaking and Rose instead bolted for home.

'' Sebastian you are truly ! '' blush wine cried over her shoulder, hastened on her way by the spark of bird-shot from my pistol, which peppered her steeds tail end and hastened her departure considerably.

Mrs Witham 's steed also tried to abscond but he was confused by her dragging to the side so her mountain merely romped round in a traffic circle until I grabbed his check, the fat lazy animate being being bred for comfort and docility and not speed.

I hid my guns and lofted Mrs Witham into the saddle and then watched as her steed carried her away towards Marchington.

I followed at a discrete distance and whilst still within the woods the fat lazy buck found a tasty morsel of lush immature grass and stopped to dine, and as it did so I suddenly heard a horse approaching at some considerable speed.

I took to the tree, Rose had returned somehow emboldened, `` Mrs Witham ! '' she exclaimed as she stopped, dismounted and shook Mrs Witham, `` Come out Sebastian ! '' she shouted, `` You evil disgusting excuse for a man. ``

'' You called, '' I replied and strode forth towards her my pistol aimed public square at her.

'' Oh, tis you, '' she quipped, `` You are not Sebastian ! '' she announced.

'' I have come for my treasure, '' I announced.

Mrs Witham stirred, and roused herself `` Oh please we have no gem ! `` she announced.

'' Treasures of the shape Mrs Witham, '' Rose exclaimed, `` Fear not he will not ache me ! ``

I shifted my aim to Mrs Witham, `` But perhaps, a flesh wound would sway you sweet Rose ! ``

'' No I shall bear it and willingly ! '' Mrs Witham said in a part all aquiver which completely belied her attempted bravery.

'' Oh save your brave words Mrs Witham, '' Rose declared, `` Do your high-risk Mr road agent, but let Mrs Witham go ! ``

'' You heard, '' I announced, `` Go free Mrs Witham, and take fille rose 's horse cavalry with you ! '' she walked closer, `` Where shall you dishonour me this clip ? '' she asked pointedly.

'' In the crotch hair, when Mrs Witham has gone away. '' I suggested.

'' Go Mrs Witham, get the hue and cry, I shall occupy the devil, '' blush wine said fearlessly,

'' Go, I say, Mrs Witham Go ! '' I insisted, and when Rose hoisted her into the saddle and handed her the reins of her own saddle horse she slapped the animal 's rump and sent it rushing away.

'' So Mr Highwayman, '' Rose said, `` To the bushes ? ``

'' Only when you unload that slight shooting iron you have in your air hole, '' I suggested, she stared hard but she extracted it and set it down.

'' Good, to the bushes it is, '' I suggested, and indicated a suited gap in the foliation, Rose stepped through and I followed, `` sentence presses, I shall not publicise you entirely just put forward your skirts, '' I suggested, she did as I requested to reveal some silk unmentionable like knee breeches, yet silk of which she swiftly divested herself, to lie lewdly her leg astride.

I should have smelled a conjuring trick yet her willingness was evident enough from her demeanor, and indeed she waited until my defense team were lowered as much as were my breech and then as I entered her she groaned with delight and then quite suddenly ripped my mask away.

'' Mr Harnsworth ! '' she wailed, `` Oh my Divine unhand me sir, unhand me this minute ! '' she protested, but we were conjoined even as she protested.

'' So a Highwayman is an satisfactory lover whereas a honest ledger steward is not ? '' I enquired.

'' I had the shooting iron I should take done it ! '' she declared as if all was lost as indeed it was because there was no way I could let her go now, `` Father will kill you, and if he does n't then Sebastian will ! '' she said bravely.

'' Really ? '' I said, `` That is a pity, you just could n't get out well alone could you. '' I thought of my options and mother had a whore house, so the solution was obvious, at to the lowest degree to me, and the look-alike of Rose dressed as a bawd in my intellect eye strengthened me and greatly assisted my assault upon rosiness herself as I pounded into her and in a here and now of bliss I expelled my pent desire in a pulsing pounding flood.

I lay with her a second as she protested and then she demanded that I release her.

'' No, '' I said firmly, `` Your daylight of freedom are at an end, '' and I whistled for Freddie my steed who had waited patiently, and as he trotted to me I took rope from my saddlebag and boundary Rose 's carpus before I let her up, then I hoisted her upon Freddie 's cover and immediately she shooed and Giddy upped and kicked his flank while he for his persona looked balefully at her and chomped on a lush morsel of grass.

Only when I too was aboard did he obey and away we went at a fair lick bound for Liverpool Road, at low gear blush wine sought to protest but when I playfully raised her annulus, and think she cod astride not decorously side saddle she quickly learned not to attract attention.

She made a marvellously warmly wind-break as the aplomb of evening became the common cold of night and it was a near frozen blush wine that I took inside mother 's bordello and up to her sitting room where a blazing fire awaited us.

'' Gospel According to John, what have you done ! '' Mother cried as she realised who it was I brought in.

'' A new cyprian mother, '' I explained, `` One for my personal use ! ``

'' John ! '' Dolly exclaimed. `` Is it for requital ? ``

'' Yes, for what she did to us, to you, and for what Sebastian did to her. '' I agreed, `` So no word of her presence, we shall find oneself a elbow room for her and do her as a whore and then, after a suitable period, '' I suggested, `` She may earn her keep but for now she is mine alone, and indeed we shall use the old chastity belt on her, '' I chuckled.

Rose glared at me, I slipped the R-2 from her wrists and she stretched and flapped her manpower around and struggled to get her blood flow and then she warmed to her project of berating me, `` You snivelling worm of a man ! '' she snapped, `` I 'll see you hang for this ! ``

'' Yes, yes, '' I agreed, `` Is there anything worthy for rosebush to weary Mother ? '' I asked.

'' Do n't be an half-wit ! '' Rose protested, `` I 'll not remain here ! '' but she had not seen the jug full of cold water standing on the niggling sideboard at the position of the room but she felt it soon enough as I took it and tipped it down the battlefront of her dress soaking her thoroughly.

'' No ! '' she wailed, but dry clothes she was undoubtedly in pauperism of.

'' Shall you die of pneumonia or die of ignominy by disrobing, '' I asked, `` Fear not I have seen everything before. ``

'' Oohhhhh, '' she protested, but sure enough she disrobed and dried herself with the towel I proffered.

'' Mother, '' I suggested, `` Fetch Mrs Cathcart. ``

'' I will ! '' Dolly agreed and in moments Mrs Cathcart appeared and with her a great caning dress basket.

'' Ohh she 's a pretty one, fell on hard meter have we dearie ? '' Mrs Cathcart simpered.

'' No ! '' rose snarled, `` I 've been abducted ! '' which just caused a look of disarray to flit across Mrs Cathcart 's face.

'' And Mr Harnsworth desires you as his mistress, '' Mrs Cathcart exclaimed, `` Well you are a lucky Brigham Young girl, what with him being such a wellspring set up young gentleman. ``

'' Well set up ? '' Rose snapped, `` A whore home passkey ! ``

'' With line of work all over Lancashire, '' Mrs Cathcart averred `` Brothels and Chandlers and Ships and. ``

'' Mrs Cathcart, to your business, never mind my business. '' I insisted, but Mother and Dolly looked in astonishment and rosiness even looked mildly ingrain, until, that is Mrs Cathcart held up a pair of pale yellow-bellied silk pantaloons.

'' Oh no ! '' Rose cried.

But seeking to shroud her desolation she quickly seized the garment and slipped it on, `` No ! '' I exclaimed, `` That will not do, I need Jonathan Swift access to all her charms ! ``

'' John ! '' Mother cried `` Do n't be so crude ! rosebush is a Lady remember ! '' she insisted.

'' No female parent she is a hard hearted kick ! '' I insisted.

'' This then ? '' Mrs Cathcart produced a hunky-dory whale boned corset in fetching blanch blue and swiftly she fastened it around Rose, `` Does that please. ``

My lord did it please me, the way pink wine 's tit swelled and more so the way her teats swelled and betrayed her excitement, and the sudden surge of red to her cheeks as she blushed.

'' Some slider Mrs Cathcart ? '' I requested and when rose wine was provides with the same I requested a chamber be made available, which was done with admirably promptitude, a houseclean warm sleeping room with a neat if frigidness bed, which Mrs Cathcart showed us to and then we were left together the two of us.

'' So now ? '' rosebush enquired, stupidly as I disrobed, `` Am I to remain here as your, your ? '' she sought desperately for the word.

'' harlot, schoolmarm, '' I suggested, `` Indeed, I agreed, so lie for me rosiness, and please me for when I tire of you many lover shall taste your magical spell, at threepence each prison term. ``

'' No ! '' she protested but I had my little tongue and I cut a time slot in her Pantaloon and bared that part of her which I desired that hot wet theatrical role that already quivered in expectation, and in a trice was I upon her, and her conduct was such that I knew my attending were far from unwelcome as I entered her once more, her balminess opening like the petals of an exotic flower.

'' Enjoy me John, '' she said, `` Mr Book-keeper, carry your delight that you may remember it when, Ohhh, King John ! '' she exclaimed, `` When you hang, Ohhhh, stop you are too strong, can I say be aristocratical, please ! ``

I had marked her neck with my passionate candy kiss when I looked, I liked what I saw, and luxuriating in her warmth and womanishness I determined to strike off her as mine so all should see, with love bites you see, no Thomas More, just love insect bite, and then the love overcame me bubbling and gushing from my loins to squirt and flood and engulf her.

'' Get off me you bully fauna ! '' she protested, after some considerable prison term laying under me it must be admitted, and than when I did prompt it was to publicize her below her waist and commence to sleep with pungency every function of her which might be of immense superfluity, her belly and inner second joint, her breasts neck even her arse and she squirmed away, `` What do you want of me, '' she protested.

'' Everything, '' I agreed, `` Have Mrs Cathcart style your hair like a working girl after supper, '' I suggested, `` And whorish perfume, '' I added, `` And rouge your lips like a tart. ``

'' You shall surely fall ! '' she said.

'' Oh no pantaloon for rosiness then, '' and seeing she meant to wipe herself I insisted she desist, '' Let my mother see I mean to have a grandchild from therein. ``

'' And how will you know it is yours ? '' she asked.

'' A celibacy knock of track, but first supper, '' I said jovially as I dressed.

We went to the sitting room, doll had brought us a meal and she gasped at the sight of rose wine with her white meat all bruised and love bitten, `` St. John, you are forged than an fauna ! ``

'' Is he very passionate ? '' female parent asked, `` Is he as passionate as your early fan ? ``

Rose reacted abruptly, `` It was you ? '' she said, `` The highwayman, the man in the bedroom, it was you ? '' she demanded.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed.

'' Then I have had no other lovers, '' She said, `` Nor shall I have, '' she said sadly, `` Who will desire me now. ``

'' Legions at three pence, '' I laughed.

'' No, even when you hang and I am returned to my mother, '' she said sadly.

I almost capitulated there and then but she needed to a greater extent time, so we ate and then back to the bed chamber, '' Are you insatiable ? '' she asked as she found me mounting her in the night time but she made no try to push me away, and lay contentedly or so it seemed.

The morning time saw me find the alloy chastity belt used as a toy in the bawd house but when I acquired a new pad-lock from the iron-mongers it became a secure preventative.

It took Mrs Cathcart less metre to re style rose 's hair than it took me to bump a pad-lock, and with her face and backtalk rouged she looked every inch the whore and Mrs Cathcart agreed that rosiness should teach the art of the cyprian, how to furnish satisfaction with her bag or back talk or hired man, although she should wear her sexual morality bang to prevent any mounting her, and then at Break-fast Harriet my golden haired sister joined us.

She looked worn out, she sat au naturel except a shift `` I am ruined brother, '' she admitted, `` But I have no former talents so I shall continue to patronize mother and Dorothy. ``

'' Dorothy, we have a new working girl to read your place if you wish it ? '' I explained.

'' Oh, '' she said noticing Rose for the first of all meter, `` Hello, I 'm Harriet. '' she said sweetly

'' It 's rosiness, do n't you accredit her, Harriet ? '' I asked ? ``

'' Oh, really ? '' Harriet agreed, `` No I 'll give up you pink wine, I 'm only doing mouth at face Aileen and Martha are doing inside, and James Joyce bottom so it is. '' she paused, burst into bout and cried `` Awful. ``

I decided to seek entropy about the expected hue and cry but to my consternation on arrival at the quintet bell I heard a frightful tale of the fate of the pursuing mob.

'' Ah his highness the Lord Marchington is dead and his son the Lord Sebastian. '' a Yokel told me.

'' But how, '' I asked.

'' Aye, they caught the highwayman all right, except he and his men was damned better shots than their Lordships. '' another told me, `` I were there, I see it all, '' he said, `` overlord Sebastian he went right into the barn where they hid and challenged like a fool, '' he said, `` I do n't recall he knew what hit him as the nut took the top off his head. ``

'' And the old man ? The old Lord ? '' I asked.

'' His heart, '' he said, `` He rushed to the Lord Sebastian 's side and groaned and expired so it was left to Mr toby fillpot jug Monmouth to visit for some mother wit, `` Have you the Lady Rose ? '' he asked, `` Yes, '' said the Highwayman, `` how much do you offer for her, '' the yokel said, `` and Monmouth he said, `` Want her, no we wanted to pay you to keep her ! '' and as they laughed he ushered us all out of their grasp save for two that collected their Lordship physical structure. ``

I had to sit down, it was such a shock, oh my god I thought, damn, I was Lord Marchington.

I made my way to Marchington Hall, Dartlington the Samuel Butler showed me into the drawing room where Toby Monmouth and his friend Alan Cranham were there comforting the Lady Marchington.

'' My Lady, '' I offered, `` I am so no-count. ``

'' They are dead, I know not how, let toby jug and Alan explain, '' she suggested, `` Please bequeath me I have affair to attend to. ``

'' I am Jehovah Marchington now, '' I pointed out, `` With Gerald having but one son and Sebastian single I am adjacent in line, which makes me John Harnsworth the 16th tycoon Marchington. '' I explained, loudly.

I looked around the parlour at Marchington manse, the aristocratic and disdainful Lady Marjorie and all the handmaid looking expectantly at me and she said `` You, Creator Marchington, '' dame Marjory snorted `` Never ! ``

`` Oh yes Sebastian has no heir so I am noble, I may cast you out on a whimsey as you cast my mother out, if I desire. '' I explained, `` But enough let us pick up of the Late noble 's heroic verse ! ``

We listened to ever more than detailed tales of Gerald and Sebastian 's valour and then with the servant gone madam Marchington, the dowager as she now was asked tentatively, `` What shall go of me ? ``

'' My mother runs an whore house, perhaps ? '' I suggested.

She went ashen faced, then she turned to me, `` But what of Rose Mr Harnsworth, please you must help wrest her from the highjacker, she is impregnable willed and such an asset she could be to a timid cowardly valet de chambre such as you. ``

'' And be shot dead, I think not, '' I insisted.

'' No, not lead pay the mercenary ! '' she insisted, `` She would surpass as mistress here ! ``

wedlock ? '' I asked innocently.

'' Indeed, she will needless wander you but as a mariner that should not trouble you. '' she suggested.

'' I shall necessitate fidelity, '' I insisted, `` I shall shut away her in her room until she agrees. ``

'' Oh ! '' Lady Marchington exclaimed in electrical shock that I had agreed so readily and then she queried, `` lock chamber her in her way ? ``

'' Indeed, she is with my female parent and baby, see, '' I showed her the key, `` The key to her chastity belt ammunition ! ``

'' I say, '' Alan exclaimed, `` You have her ? ``

'' Indeed, she eloped with me, '' I explained, `` We are lovers, did you not know, oh yes, just like Sebastian and my sisters. ``

noblewoman Marchington went near whiteness beneath the paint on her cheeks, `` Like Sebastian ? ``

'' Your sister sir, is the whore Harriet there ? '' toby jug Monmouth exclaimed, `` Oh Alan she is perfection, the thrill of plunging deep inside, '' he realised almost too latterly it was I her brother he was speaking to.

'' Ah you wish to homage her ? '' I asked, `` Marry perhaps ? ``

'' Ah ? '' he said.

'' We must discuss a dowry, '' I suggested, `` semen let us seek the girls out ! ``

It was a curious convoy that made its way through Ithiel Town to the whorehouse where Mother resided and soon enough Toby and Alan, noblewoman Marchington, Mrs Cathcart, Mother and myself sat around the sitting room while by degrees Dorothy appeared dressed like a serving wench, then a close naked Harriet, her once favourable whisker and aspect glistening with freshly expelled seminal fluid, appeared to madam Marchington 's clear disconcertion and finally Rose appeared.

I looked around the sitting room, where my sisters and mother and the aristocratic and haughty Lady Marjory and the flame haired Rose her tall spoiled daughter, were all looking expectantly at me and I laughed.

'' Mr Harnsworth, '' Lady Marjory demanded, `` What exactly do you get hold funny ? ``

'' pink wine ! '' I laughed.

'' You beast ! '' Rose exclaimed, `` How dare you, '' and she went to light upon me, but I held her firmly and kissed her passionately. `` Oh you beast, you know I can not jib you ! '' she snapped.

'' No there is bad news, '' I said, `` I am so good-for-nothing but seeing you with your mother all debauched, but no sit my dear, then we shall give you dressed and. ``

'' Father and your brother are dead ! '' Lady Marchington announced brutally, `` Seeking the highwayman, ''
'' So, I am disinherited ? '' rose wine asked in repulsion, `` No lineament, no fortune ? '' she asked.

'' It seems so, I inherit, '' I explained.

'' And I ? '' she asked, `` What happens to me ? ''

`` You remain as my mistress, '' I offered, `` Or perhaps as lady Marchington should you consent ? '' Suddenly I felt renewed my sap was rising.

`` Lady Marchington, why I never thought of that. '' she said, `` You honestly propose marriage ceremony ? ``

'' Oh yes, '' I agreed, `` Shall we go to your room and discuss it ? '' I dangled the key to her virtue whang and we rudely rushed from the way without a by your parting and rushed to the bed room.
This time she near tore my clothes off whilst I bared her or the branding iron belt and I sought her most private parts with my fingers once more.

'' Yes ! '' she said softly, `` Make me yours, '' she said, `` My highjacker, '' and we kissed as lover and as she moistened I inserted myself below once again and we rocked in passion for our awakening and when I was sated I lay back and dozed contentedly.

We slept thereafter, but when I woke she was looking at me in the pale igniter of morn and she smiled as she saw me wake. `` toilet Harnsworh, '' she said, `` God Almighty Marchington, do you have a go at it in a certain light you are actually quite a hansom wolf. ``

'' While you, when you smile that is, '' I confirmed, `` Are beautiful, '' I felt stirrings she smiled and I took the smile for an invitation, and took her in my arms and then after a while we fornicated again and forgot to breakfast but by tiffin we needed sustenance so we ate copiously and after assuring her female parent we would agree her plans we fornicated the all afternoon between my tales of my adventures.

'' You will always be my hijacker, '' she said, `` I see it now. ``

Meanwhile and unbeknown to me female parent had quickly sized up Toby Monmouth, `` Harriet show toby fillpot jug your way, '' she insisted, and Harriet obliged Toby without the obligatory three centime being paid and then after a decent interval of courtship of nearly five min Dorothy took Alan to her room.

It was much later when I returned to look for Mrs Cathcart, blush wine was to bathe and her apparel found and in all fashion prepared to regress to the entrance hall, then Harriet was to be cleaned as best could be managed for toby jug to take to Marchington while Alan was to be left with Dorothy, which just left the problem of gentlewoman Marchington and mother 's now depleted supply of whores.

'' Your Mother must go the new whore, '' I suggested to Rose.

'' Oh yes Mummy, you would enjoy that, '' Rose insisted, `` Remember the gardeners, queueing outside the potting shed. ``

And there we shall leave this heartening and uplifting tale .