I sat alone in the niche, now that the lamia are all bushed they do n't call for me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should enclose myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be tangible but tell that to the 3 witch that created me. My Witches were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual energy from young men to keep themselves young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking young and pretty. They never harmed the men of course of study but when the vampires came to town the appeal of a hot hag wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

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'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male person ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the Fang from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did kept woman, he got so mad when he tried to enchant me he bit me really operose. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm proud of you my pet, did you go along a vial to fix these hollow ? ''

'' Yes mistress. '' I replied, holding up the small ampul of dead vampire blood I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a nice big prick and coated me in a especial varnish, glass eye that looked pretty real, wired tree branch so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood carving could look. When a young vampire came to visit, looking to tip off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his short lamia life that it was in fact 3 Witches living there and I think his last words were 'oh piece of tail'right wing before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his heart and his headland lopped off with an antediluvian blade. Blood sprayed everywhere of course of action, a large amount of it covering me from brain to toe and it actually made my varnish skin spirit real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' fountainhead how often do people have pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to disgorge it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the magical spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's root word, weavel blood and Allium sativum. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can charge him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our young back, the men will need us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell open in the book.

'' I 'll build a new arm for him with a bound loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not real number until it 's too deep. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the conjuration from the account book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of lamia seduction, they would try and bite me at some point and when their fang got stuck in me, my springtime loaded stakes would come in out and I 'd jam it in their cold dead hearts.

I still recollect my initiative, she was old but had on a young boldness. She was enamored with my appeal, fascinated by my alone smell and had to sustain me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotise ( glamour ) me and when my methamphetamine hydrochloride oculus repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stakes out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the box of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to rend the teeth from my neck, covered myself in blood from the puddle of gook that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke turkey as I did. I got better as racked up More kill, my Witches taught me how to score men too but they were a bit more cautious and firmly to attract.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a veritable homo, she was pretty, very smart and very huffy with farseeing blond tomentum and a great body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty girls, am I not your case or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigue because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could induce been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long storey, I 'm here to meet someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to fit someone new. I do n't wish if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're bighearted. ``

'' Is this fille bothering you ? It 's Milo right hand, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the magniloquent adult female with disgraceful hair.

'' I was just leaving, take tending. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my berth ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the index you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a looking glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her defenseless body placid and flawless. She undid a few push on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the side of my cervix before she sunk her fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of repugnance on her expression as the blood from her mouth ran down her consistency, she yelled out something in a spoken communication that sounded like ancient German, spraying blood over my chest, I quickly sprung my wager and stabbed her. She did n't blow up like the others though, the post came out of her covered in a viridity ooze. The trap it left was getting black though. I did n't have it off what to do, I ducked out of the way in sentence to avoid the axe that her fellow traveller swung at me but suddenly the door flare-up undecided and my would be attacker was shot in the heart with a crossbow bolt and exploded rakehell all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blond from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, right job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can call off me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to stab her in the gist with ash gray, which is just what I happen to have. Are you the one with the garlic bombs ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the turkey set, we wo n't take in a lot of clip after I kill this matter. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's blood then once it had dried in I took a vial for the Fang holes, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to detest this, finding out twenty-four hour period after their queen is killed to find her skull with no fang. '' Said Clara who then took a ash grey obelisk and stabbed the lamia in the heart.

The vampire world-beater shuddered in torment then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left hand in the pool. I took a large vial of the green goop, set the ail bomb on it 's timekeeper then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the Allium sativum dud going off with a repress pop and noticed Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many interrogative, LET get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their queen is dead and they 'll probably send humanity, I do n't kill world. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a small camper just outside of townspeople. There were garlic bulbs everywhere and little battery misters spraying centre of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're passably safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking flair, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't take anything from their men, just gain energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the lamia arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an thought, I 'll need to lay low for a piece but I 'll find you. engage care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Witches were all unrestrained thinking I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the early one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you secern her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampires too. I think she 's a killer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so trite and old I 'd jump again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you schoolmarm. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of fagot easy lay out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was capable to replenish with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver dagger ? I 'm good-for-naught, it 's been so farseeing and I did n't call up you 'd retrieve a queen. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' babe, do you know what this can establish us ? A dip of this mix with our lotions will grant use our young appearance, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes week to start up working but we have enough to last a long prison term, in effect work Milo ! ``

The Wiccan all jumped when the buzzer rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. get off milo in case it 's a lamia. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to poke but I come with great respectfulness and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a minor tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still animated ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampire could n't get to him so they sent humankind and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary hag, when milo maize here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to move over him the Saami energy, he 'd take a shit me cum so intemperate and kept the body of a 30 twelvemonth old from my orgasm. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily sleep with all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a unfaltering supplying of hot young studs to fall and screw you. In comeback I 'd like to prevent milo maize to hunt with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty smutty nest and now that the pansy is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Grand Canyon State, I 've been tracking a poof there and with my walking stake here they wo n't cognize what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one fault my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can render. As for the provision of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your visibility and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's narration then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an minute. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an 60 minutes later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're blind and do n't worry ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a piffling shy and self conscious but they 're just occupy in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an accident and lost their lot but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the hostel I can tell you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the enchantress taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The early men agreed.

'' fountainhead, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profile. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll take in their survey again, do n't tell them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a pocket-sized sack to her.

'' Thank you so often ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Lashkar-e-Toiba go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a minuscule later and set up the predict profile with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting substance before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure Milo is all you want in riposte ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampires when I was 12, overlord Zortan gave me a path and my life story exists to wipe them from this earth. Milo will be a better weapon than my crossbow and dagger and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a macrocosm from you. '' She replied.

'' Well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to track them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampire cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't feel right Milo, split up, keep your radio set on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten hour later I heard an electronic squelch from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a circle. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The swell killer, the queen orca, caught by a junior-grade initiate. I 've only been a vampire for 20 years but taking in your head will make me a master and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for days of track. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the place rigged to blow ! ``

Clara winced in painfulness as she picked me up, I was n't very heavy so she was able-bodied to throw me through the window with ease. No Oklahoman had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just OK, I got home a few minute later, Chloe answered the threshold, the auditory sensation of sex coming from the waiting room telling me they had been making corking use of their app already.

'' fountainhead you do n't sustain any damage, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll recover another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the mesa, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful dead body from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you feel that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

right as Mara stood up a brilliantly flash lit up the room and a naked Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this spate Zoltar and you better not get cum on my roofing tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' maestro Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the Saami way, with my energy he was able to follow back. Milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a patch, these vamps were thug clientele. This one is one of the sound I 've trained though, adept than Van Helsing in many means. '' Said Zortan.

'' fountainhead, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will subscribe my leave, may she take aim Milo ? I 'm going back into expat in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there love this old wizard, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

Grand Canyon State took us a twelvemonth to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Lone-Star State to join a team hunting a large nest there. I might be made of woods but I think I love my killer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just need to regain the ripe sandpaper this clock time, she 's still mad about the hold out splinter I gave her ...