An old story reprised.

Note All case are entirely ficticious and my apologies of any family unit or company name calling have inadvertently been used


My noblewoman 's Descent, the Butlers Tale.


I was idly cleaning some silverware. The sun was shining through the draftsmanship way windows. The lawns stretched away towards the lake with its island and folly while a nurseryman snipped ineffectually away at the lawn edges. It was an ordinary summertime day.

Mr Harrison my lord 's stemma broker and adviser arrived just after dejeuner, he asked no demanded to see my noblewoman with the furthest urgency.

'' But sir, my ma'am is resting, '' I explained, knowing she was most potential with one lieutenant Carruthers her tardy dalliance.

I went to seek her, I went upstairs to her room and knocked decorously, and then as one does I listened intently.

'' Oh yes, '' she was gasping, `` Oh that 's sooo good, do n't check. ``

'' There 's individual knocking, '' a man 's part hissed.

'' Mr President Benjamin Harrison wishes an consultation my peeress, '' I explained through the closed door.

'' Then have him get into a mirthful wig and look at the Adelphi ! '' the man joked.

'' Johnny Reb, '' my dame whispered, `` wait its Gerald 's banker, I had better go, '' and she shouted `` Just a moment ! ''

Amazingly quickly my lady appeared at the door, a vision of golden whorl and vermillion chiffon, spoiled only by smeared lipstick.

'' My dame, '' I explained, `` Your lip joint ? ``

'' Oh, '' she said, `` Do n't be so damned impertinent ! '' but she still looked in the mirror and repaired the harm with a napkin.

'' Good fissure, mums the word ? '' Carruthers said as he followed her from the way while smoothing his cricket jersey down and taking his notecase from his Edward White cricket trousers he tucked a ten bob promissory note in my top pocket, `` See myself out, binding way. '' and he slipped away, the very image of a sofa lizard, or should that be lounge snake.

I left him to his deceit and legerdemain, no doubt the regiment thought he was elsewhere, perhaps he was at cricket and had himself bowled out to spare half an hour for cuckolding but perhaps his tremendous ego would not provide him to appear less than a superman at the crease but he was certainly most wretched of my peeress 's affections.

My lady swept downstairs, `` Mister Rex Harrison, what a pleasant surprise ! '' she simpered.

'' I fear not madam Saltcoats, '' he said, `` Can we mouth privately ? ``

'' The study is available my lady, '' I suggested.

'' He means sodomist off Holdford ! '' my lady hissed.

'' Alford my lady, '' I corrected, `` Certainly my lady. ``

'' Go on then ! '' she hissed and she ushered me away.

I went to the kitchen, I sat on my ordure, Mrs nosepiece the cook stood at the cesspit, `` unhinge Mr Alford ? '' she asked.

I looked at her, overweight breasted, round shouldered and old before her time, `` None of our business Mrs Bridges, '' I said using the good manners statute title of Mrs despite the fact she had never married and was likely a Virgin, with trivial prognosis of losing that distinction.

'' If you say so sir ! '' she said sarcastically.

I let it go and then suddenly my lady shouted `` No ! ``

I stood and rushed to the study and cast out the room access wide. My lady was aghast, but stood grand from Harrison, `` No, it can not be so ! '' she cried.

'' What have you done sir ? '' I demanded, `` My madam is distraught ! ``

'' Not I, '' he said, `` I accept no inculpation. ``

'' For what ? '' I asked.

'' Godhead Saltcoats has been declared insolvent, '' Rex Harrison explained, `` Receivers have been appointed, my overlord has seven calendar days to vacate these premises, meanwhile all bank report are frozen. ``

'' What do you mean ? '' I demanded.

'' family accounts, all that sorting of thing, '' he explained, `` It 's the stock market, and reinsurance, high finance, you would n't read. ``

I should make hit him for his affront, but how was he to screw my lawful fictional character ? Instead I congratulated myself on blending so subtly into the fabric of the country house.

'' There will be some balance surely, the London residence ? '' I asked.

'' Mortgaged, '' he said, `` And remortgaged, liabilities vastly exceed the assets. ``

'' Then why let this hap ! '' I queried.

'' None of your business, '' he said, `` But I had no idea, none at all, I merely manage his lordship 's investment portfolio, of course we made heavily red, but no more than anyone else, less than many, it 's not my fault he started meddling in insurance, none at all ! ``

'' What does it mean, where will we go ! '' my lady demanded.

The phone rang, in an automatic reflex I went to the entrance hall to serve it.

'' Rainsford firm, Maker Saltcoats mansion, '' I answered automatically.

'' Alford, is that Alford ? '' someone demanded.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed.

'' right wing look its Ted Griggs here, '' he said, `` His lordship 's London chauffeur, I got some bad news. ''

'' Indeed ? '' I queried.

'' looking tell Mrs span that noble Saltcoats, has disappeared, '' he said.

'' Disappeared, no he 's gone bankrupt. '' I said.

'' Well I dropped him off at Victoria around ten o'clock this morning and they said to go family when I got back, I reckon he legged it to France on the Flesh de cocotte, '' he meant the Golden Arrow power train, `` What do you think bankrupt ? '' he demanded, `` Oh damn, I ai n't got no Sir Thomas More penny tell Mrs Bridges, '' he said after the phone pinged and suddenly it went stagnant Brrrrrrr.

'' It seems his lordship has left left us, '' I said as I returned.

'' Only adequate thing, '' Harrison agreed, `` Gun or noose ? ``

'' The power train ferry to France ! '' I corrected.

'' Oh the tot dirt ! '' my Lady cried.

'' Indeed my lady, '' I agreed and I slipped away.

Generally secret use of his lordship 's telephone was grounds for blink of an eye release but I no longer cared, and throwing caution to the nothingness I booked a Call to my depository financial institution in Liverpool where they were keeping my `` kinsfolk ash gray, '' in their safety deposit.

'' Alford ! '' my lady protested when she saw me at the telephone when I should have shown Mr Harrison out, but I ignored her.

She flew at me afterwards, `` How dare you ! '' she said, `` accumulate your things you are dismissed at once ! ``

'' And how shall you pay me what you owe ? '' I demanded, `` You can not. ``

'' I can push aside you with nothing ! '' she said, `` No defrayal, no reference, no quality ! ``

'' Indeed ? '' I queried, `` Well perhaps you can pay me. ``

'' No ! call for your thing and go ! '' she said.

'' Perhaps you could pay me the way you pay Lieutenant Carruthers and a few more I might mention ! '' I suggested.

'' No, violation ! '' she wailed and she rushed towards her room.

I followed, I caught her at the room access and pushed her interior pausing only to run out the door.

'' No ! '' she said, `` Well at to the lowest degree let me undo the sweetener, this cost an absolute hazard. ``
'' Of grade, '' I said, `` Allow me. ``

She sat on the bed as I unfastened her dress, `` Be careful, '' she pleaded and then she stood and it fell around her feet.

Her well rounded knocker bulged over her red corset, her red breeches enclosed by the suspender straps, and she stood up and laid the dress carefully on the dresser.

'' That 's expert, '' she said and she screamed, `` Rape, '' again several times.

'' Ot would appear the US cavalry is otherwise engaged my dame, '' I observed as I removed my highly round disgraceful shoes to unwrap well assume black socks with protruding big toes, which I hurriedly removed, `` Does Lieutenant Carruthers remove his shirt and under shirt madam ? '' I asked.

'' No, though it is none of your business, '' she declared, `` Brassica napus ! '' she shouted again.

I removed my jacket and shirt front man, slipped the composition board catch off and removed my undershirt.

'' Good Almighty, '' she gulped, `` Alford, '' and then I unbuttoned my flies and removed trousers and underpants in a single motion.

'' God, you are pleased to see me are n't you ! '' she exclaimed as she gazed at my manhood as it strained, `` Right, '' she said as she snapped her suspender away from her stockings and pushed her knickers down before kicking them off her feet.

'' colza, '' she shouted again and then, `` Oh well, you wo n't hurt me will you, and there are some Johnny 's in the dressing table.

'' They spoil the instant my madam, '' I explained, `` I shall mount you as the good lord intended. ``

It was nearly a week since my hold out Night off, spent with two buxom tart in the town a wearisome ten long sea mile away by wheel, and my need was big, and her protestation were petty but tokens.

'' Do n't ache me, '' she asked again as I gripped her waist as I planted my knee joint firmly between hers and blindly aimed my humanity at her.

'' Hey, '' she said, `` Not there, let me, '' and she guided my straining manhood between her unseen bitch rim and took me to heaven.

'' Do something then, '' she insisted.

'' What ? '' I asked as I luxuriated in the flavor of her moist cunt gripping me.

'' I do n't know, but it 's not very exciting for me. '' she declared.

I thrust against her, `` respectable ? '' I asked.

'' a great deal ! '' she said, `` And again, that 's better, '' she said, `` Oh you 're so big, '' she said, `` shtup me, you 're going to prison for this so enjoy yourself ! ``

I started to reckon of her as a whore, a beautiful golden haired high school stratum whore, and then I remembered the smeared lipstick and I determined to sample her lips as well and I dipped my rim to caress hers.

Her tongue emerged instantly, running around my teeth, my judgement exploded and so did my cock saccade and pumping and flooding her parts, and as our mouths parted she was gasping and muttering, `` Oh my god, '' she said and then we stilled.

'' Alford, '' she said, `` What are we going to do ? ``,

'' What ? '' I asked.

'' If we 're insolvent '' she said, `` What are we going to do ? ``

'' What is this `` We'suddenly ? '' I asked.

'' Well, what is it to be Alford, rape or 'we', '' she asked quite reasonably.

'' We, '' I said, `` My lady. ``

`` I expect Gerald has, '' she said quietly, `` He wo n't face dilapidation, he knows I only need his money, I never loved him. ``

'' And the dashing Lieutenant ? '' I enquired.

'' He makes me feel good, '' she said, `` But then to be honest, so do you. ''

She stretched, `` So what is it to be, a nice cold cadre or me ? ``

'' What a pick, may I have a moment to think my lady ? '' I asked.

'' Get dressed, we have appearances to conserve, '' she insisted and she went to dress again.

I too dressed and made my way downstairs, there was a uproar of voice in the kitchen, I went in, `` Mr Alford, or is it My Divine. '' Binks the school principal gardener challenged.

'' Mr Binks, '' I replied, `` What troubles you ? ``

'' You and her ladyship, '' he said.

'' She 's finished, '' I said, `` We 're finished, his lordship 's bankrupt, the bailiffs are coming so I 'm leaving. ``

'' And ladyship, '' Mrs bridge circuit asked.

'' Do n't ask me, '' I insisted.

'' She 's leaving with Mr Alford, '' her ladyship said as she came to stand behind me, `` Tonight. ``

I had no intention of leaving so soon yet there was short peak in remaining, `` We need to talk, '' I explained.

'' We 'll get a hotel way, '' she suggested, `` Do you force ? ``

'' Yes, '' I agreed.

'' Then we 'll take the Rolls, '' she insisted, `` The shooting brake ! ``

We left that same evening, her luggage stowed in every spare space it that Brobdingnagian crudely overbodied travesty of a luxury car so full that she had to sit beside me, and we made our way north.

'' What will you do ? '' I asked.

'' What do you suggest ? '' she replied.

'' fountainhead I doubt cooking or cleaning is to your taste, '' I suggested, `` Whore, prostitute, courtesan ? ``

'' Yes, '' she agreed, `` I have some money, perhaps we could get a room ? ``

'' Perhaps, but for now, '' I suggested, `` Lady Alford and her Chauffeur ? ``

'' Separate beds ? '' she asked, `` I 'll call you Alan ! ``

'' One for sleeping and one for work ! '' I joked.

I could n't hope her, I never really intended for her to become a whore but could not risk telling her the truth, maybe I should have, but I didn't.

You see three years before my father had made arrangements for me to work in the United States of America, to learn about the American language organisation of banking which seemed so greatly Lake Superior to ours, and while there the great crash of 1929 erupted through the whole economic system.
I was working at a spiritualist sizing urban center savings bank as a sorting of supporter manager, and I was right there when the run came, and when it came it all seemed to bump all at once.

Ordinary the great unwashed, habitue family waited in a line right down the street and you did n't need to be a mastermind to work out we had not even a one-tenth of the money those citizenry thought they had in their invoice to pay them. We started paying out in the dawning and by noon the bank vault was empty, except that is an innocent composition board box of big time value bills which somehow found their way in my locker, for dependable keeping you understand.

Ted ecstasy honcho cashier and Jim McFadden the handler came down the bank building dormitory all glum faced, `` Shut the door Jim, '' McFadden said to the guard, `` We 're gone broke. ``

That triggered a approximate howler, I slipped out the back way with my box and in all the confusion I swapped my twenty seven Buick for the janitor 's bicycle and pelage and I rode off down the street on that wheel with about a half million dollar mark in that composition board box balanced on the mark bar.

I went to the apartment I rented, told Mrs Rafferty the concierge I was leaving and I headed north W towards New House of York city on the evening train.

So what do you do when you have half a million dollars of someone else 's cash ? Why get a job of course.

Except the worldly concern and his brother was looking for a job, so I bought some article of furniture, put my box in a counter, had it crated and arranged cargo to England on the RMS Mauretania and I sailed home 2nd class.
I had my crate put in storage and looked for a job, told dad I was still in the states, changed my figure to Alford and forged some book of facts and worked in Liverpool until I fancied some country air and her ladyship took me on as Butler.

She knew my references were forged, she thought she could plunder me any time and that would observe me in line and arrest me telling her husband about her lovers.

But now I had half a million dollar mark to spend, without being noticed.

We found a courteous petty apartment, it was over a betting shop in the Harrow route, the acres agentive role had hundreds of evacuate attribute, we could take our pick.

She had deliverance, we pawned some of her jewellery, we painted the apartment, bought bottom furniture, I had my stuff from Liverpool sent over and we worked like a real team.

Then when we were all cook to afford I told her my plan, `` appear, '' I said one evening after a particularly long and gruelling session in bed.

'' I know, Mister flopsy is tired, he needs a candy kiss, '' she said as she bent to buss my softened penis.

'' My lady, you do n't need to slumber with anyone, except me, '' I explained, '' I have about half a million dollars to launder, you just say an eccentric American paid you in dollars. ``

'' But Alan, '' she said, `` We agreed, we did all the work, we were going to get a maid, bulge out small, build up, two or three man a night to get with. ``

'' We can just use it as a cover charge, '' I explained.

'' But you promised two or three men a day, '' she said angrily, `` You promised ! ``

'' But surely you do n't want ? '' I asked.

'' And you do n't seriously think you fulfill me do you ? '' she asked, `` With Mr diskette always needing a suck to quetch startle him, for heavens sake ! ``

'' You want to be a whore ? '' I said incredulously.

'' Yes with you there to protect me, '' she said, `` I expect I could do a gentleman in 40 minutes and a servant in ten. ``

'' At the Lapplander time ? '' I queried, `` One up the back passage ? ``

'' Possibly, '' she said, `` But you did the sums, even with a few Day a calendar month when we need a stand in we will make a putting to death ! ``

'' But what about us ? '' I asked.

'' Oh, you still get your turn, '' she said, `` But really, seriously, '' she said, `` I need more than. ``

We heard zippo of Lord Saltcoats and so it was that we opened `` The ma'am 's Boudoir '' one evening in Sept 1932.

The figure was stencilled on the threshold beside the betting shop an inside the door we had a booth where the receptionist Lillia sat guarding the bottom of the stairs and then I would recognize the gentleman's gentleman, take their lid and glove and stand in attendance in lawsuit they needed assistance with dressing and always defend discretion and moderation.

It sickened me, every day she lay in bed from mid morning till after midnight while a ecological succession of men used her, `` Good day sir may I carry your hat ? '' I would ask and get a contemptuous glare in return as gloves were thrown in the hat and the hat handed to me.

We reached agreement for the betting shop to be our waiting room, every day there was my lady, answering to any name under the sun, caper acting the sweet heart, ramification astride, cunt glistening. pap distended, bathed in swither like as not and then dragging some half naked gentleman minus trouser and underpants but like as not retaining socks and sock suspender to her as she grasped his rampant appendage to aim it within her or suck it to living or completion.

Hairy asses bobbling as they pounded her, time after time, calendar week after week, month after month until every ounce of pity I had for her was land to nothing by the friction of crotch upon crotch.

I rented a business firm for us in Middlesborough terrace so we could get away from her work, but she was always too tired so I had the former sleeping room converted to another work way, unornamented floors and a simple mattress.

They paid duplicate for the unproblematic mattress, the more soiled it got the effective they liked it because it stopped being man and instead it was anyone who won a bet on the horses.

They all wanted to roll in the hay a delicately lady on a soiled mattress.

'' Maybe you would prefer standing against a paries in the ginnel ? '' I asked in a instant of reckless sarcasm.

'' And how much supernumerary would that be ? '' the cranny asked quite seriously.

'' two-baser, '' I said flippantly.

'' Then I 'll have that ! '' he agreed.

She used the courtyard, the ginnel was too populace and she wore a pair of cogs and a servants smock, sometimes we had three men waiting while a one-quarter fucked her standing against the wall.

Sometimes Lillia pretended to be the lady, if she remembered to keep her sassing shut, when not clamped around a customer 's penis that is, she was ticket, except it made too much work for me keeping an eye on two whores, taking money and everything.

One Nox a Irishman asked me to fuck him up the ass while he fucked Lillia. I declined, but it gave me an idea, `` So where do you get you 're ass fucked ? '' I asked.

He told me, I out an advert in the windowpane and got ten query in two hours.

I gave Harry the job, he liked nada better than wearing a doll with zip under it, usually he wore a kilt but his geordie accent betrayed him and he relished the estimate of ramming his meat up gentleman's gentleman 's tooshie while they shafted our whores.

He seemed entirely subject so I left him to it, and gradually did lupus erythematosus and lupus erythematosus metre at the Boudoir and he became more or less the coach while I planned my next move.

I went to Jack London and became delayed with my personal matters and came north again to check on my lady.

She was not there, `` Gentlemen want variety sir, I got some new girls in, '' Harry explained.

'' But she was the unharmed reason ! '' I pleaded, `` Where is she ? ``

'' Blowed if I know sir, '' he said, `` I just thought she were a whore, sir. I never thought she was your limited whore. ``

I went out to seek her, I asked around until I heard of someone living in a hut by the railway and earning a encrustation from plate stratum and the like.

I had to find her and bought a plug hat hat and dust coat coat like a railroad official and marched down to the runway yards.

There was no mark of her, but then a lucky solidus, `` You going for a jar Tam ? '' someone asked a driver as his shift ended.

'' Och so I will, after I poke the Lady, '' was his reply.

I followed, he went to the engineman 's barracks, where the long space men lodged before returning abode, and there I found her raw but for a coat open at the front sitting on an locomotive engine man 's storage locker listening to the taradiddle of engines.

'' Enginemen only sir, '' the assistant said politely but firmly.

'' I came to see her, '' I said and pointed, `` How are you ? ``

'' Well, '' she said and she smiled, `` Were you worried ? '' she asked.

'' Yes, you were not at the house, '' I explained.

'' That Harry was beastly, '' she said, `` He wanted to excite more, but I just want sex. ``

'' And now ? '' I asked.

'' They are lovely, all these lonely men to ease, '' she said, `` They make me finger wanted. ''

I looked at her, her blonde hair seemed to be silvering, her pelt once like alabaster now weatherbeaten, `` I 'll keep an report for your money, you know where to encounter me, '' I explained, `` Oh Geoffrey turned up, '' I added, `` He 's working as a Gigolo in Monte Carlo, maybe you two were made for each early after all. ``

'' Maybe, '' she admitted but the Scotsman had her in his coal dusted sleeve and his black hands ran through her hair and his black lips brushed her ruby lips and it was more than I could behave to see.

I hid my binge and left her even as she gasped in approval as her scots lover took her to heaven once more .