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Here it was almost a month before Christmas Day and I had no feel at all. christ, I had always had great Christmas spirit loved to give rather than find. This yr I had zip, all my child were scattered, me and the married woman had parted slipway not in a near way, though we were still married. I figured what the Scheol, without them it just was n't Christmas or hell on earth for that matter a life, I just wanted to end it, life history to me did n't feel worth living anymore, honest I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the billet was I a Sir Noel Pierce Coward ? Was I really that weak ? Huh conjecture I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a moment I really was a Noel Coward, not a gun, too loud, car ? No too afflictive and might not work too many survived.

I had called all my small fry but of course they had their own life history so were far to busy to be bothered with their old man. Hell, I just wanted to wish them well, hoped they had a good holiday with their family line. The finale part I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were busy and I really did n't want to get up all their meter. Hell, I 'd even tried to see my grandson to no avail. So I left the place having already fallen into a deep depression.

I walked maybe a mile, had turned off the get path finally coming to stop on an old metal bridge. I knew the water system would swing out my consistency away as fast and heavy as it was flowing. Looking around I started to climb up the railing when there was a splash, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.

'' assistance ! HELP ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shore. A couple of police force military officer appeared a few minutes later and took us to a topical anaesthetic shelter. There they began to call into question the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the dorsum calling me a sub. Ok, that was odd they never left that fast without investigating a lot to a greater extent than they had.

Looking over at the 50-55 yr old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``

'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am fine. '' I stared at the old really old underwear that the man was putting back on his body.

'' You 're lucky he jumped in to save you after you fell in. '' Another tax shelter man who 'd heard the write up said.

'' Oh, I did n't fall in I jumped in, to economize George here, stopping him from committing suicide '' Clarence said a huge smile on his face.

The shelter man stopped a moment shock on his fount, then opened his sassing to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to place suicide here. ``

'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.

'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.

'' Oh, ah promised land ! I 'm his guardian backer. '' Clarence said.

The shelter man fell out of his president a look of shock and skepticism on his nerve as he quickly fled the scene.

'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to economize me ? Seems like it 'd be well-heeled to just step up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you think ? ``

'' True, true, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``

Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or persist ? ``

'' No George III, I 'm alright. '' He chuckled.

'' That 's another thing how the infernal region do you lie with my figure ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some sort of stalker or something ? ``

'' No, I 'm nothing like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an angel specifically YOUR guardian angel. ``

Nodding my chief this was a bit much to take away from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't find your heading did you ? You need a doctor ? ``

'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``

'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``

'' Ah ! Angel second stratum, I do n't have got me wings yet, I have to pull in them. You my dependable man, are going to serve me. '' Clarence replied happily.

'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the amiss man. I 'm just a broken down, used up, old man, ai n't good for nothing much now a days. If anything I 'd get you an give tongue to trip to the former topographic point. `` Bout the only thing I 'm good for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.

'' Oh, you do n't consider that your married woman, your children or your Grandchild would be comfortably off if you were dead do you ? '' Clarence said a looking of horror on his face.

'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're good it 'd probably be better if I was never born. ``

'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad idea what do you think ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok George, ya got your compliments, you 've never been born. '' At those Good Book a huge steer blew the room access open stirring everything up creating a mess. `` Show off ! '' Clarence shouted.

Getting up I helped Clarence nibble up the good deal, `` Well I said, I best be going I have a business to run. ``

'' I would n't be so surely George VI, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``

'' Sure, '' I said, `` they might be able to get you set up with something at the storehouse. '' I told him.

We walked for a while then entered the building I had my business in. Something was off where were all the offices ? Why was there just a immense room with tiny carrel in it.

A fair sex walked up to me, `` I 'm sorry sir but you do not belong here, you 'll make to get out. ``

I looked at the woman, `` just who are you ? I own this building and I do n't remember hiring you. ``

'' That 's funny, '' the womanhood smirked, `` John Benjamin Thompson owns this building and you most definitely do n't expect like him. I am building surety, now you 'll have to forget, this is a porno editing star sign and your mien here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The char shouted.

'' What ? ! '' I said in disbelief standing there in shock as various large men walked up and literally threw us out the doorway ! Lying on the face walking I brushed my clothes off, stood and walked back in the doorway only to fare flying back out a minute later.

I started to enter a third time when the fair sex walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your actions have already alerted the topical anaesthetic self-assurance they should be here in a few minutes, if you 're still here then, you 're going to gaol. '' With that she shut the doorway in my grimace and locked it.

'' That 's my construction, '' I said.

'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to drive the porn industry out on the outskirt of the city. ``

'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to walk away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and move. ``

'' No George you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to start the petition, or carry the fight to the city council George III, because you were n't born ! ``

looking for at Clarence I must throw been dense 'cause I did n't get wind a single give-and-take he was saying.

'' No, '' I said, `` It just some kind of legerdemain, expression here comes Burt one of my near champion. ``

Waving down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``

'' Come on Burt stop playing you know I live at 21 Acer pseudoplatanus, come in on select me home. ``

'' Yeah, yeah the right way continue your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police car drawing the military officer 's tending and wave at me then doing a crazy sign.

The cab with the 3 of them stopped in front man of a confused down condemned house, George I ran from the cab in the front broken threshold. `` Kids ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could find out him shouting through out the building. A moment later the law policeman pulled up.

'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` cause you were never born to accept them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.

'' Yeah, what you got Cyril Lodowic Burt ? '' the officer said.

'' Not sure Tom, think this guys a birdbrain spouting all kind of stuff, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my living. ``

'' Alright, I 'll check into it out Burt, '' The officer said.

'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun clock time to go, this place is n't safe been condemned, '' the officer told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. Come on out of there before I have to arrest you for trespassing ! ``

I came out not really for sure what the hellhole was going on. `` feel Tom, can we go to my mother 's ? She can vouch for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.

'' trusted, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the hospital, you obviously have had some eccentric of head trauma. ``

'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and assuage the man.

We drove to the former incline of town, business district I could see that it was almost all porn theater of operations, bars, with half of the buildings boarded up and closed, what the hell was going on ? This was one of the most fighting region of the town, but here I saw almost half was closed, was I in the damage Town ?

Finally we stopped in front of a boarding home. Huh ? That was n't rightfulness where was mother 's house ? Knocking on the doorway I sighed in relief when my mother answered the door.

'' Mom, you have to let me in the public has gone crazy I ... '' I started

'' mother ? Who are you ? Is this some character of brainsick Joke ? I ai n't got any kids my only son died a few eld ago in front of the shoal, a drive by. I do n't know you from X. '' The vex char said.

'' mother it 's me George, your son, I was just with your brother 2 minute ago. '' I said.

'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.

'' Why right here, '' I replied.

'' That 's a lie ! My brother is in county lock-up for drunk and jumbled doings. If you want a room it 's money up front. '' She growled at me, then slammed the threshold in my face. I could only stand there my mouth open up feeling like an changeling, what in the hell was up ? I knew a laugh like this could be done but not on this scale, and to feature my mother involved to this extent ?

I walked to the end of the walk Tom the cop was there, `` Alright buddy you 've had you 're chance, clip to go in. '' Pulling out a set of hand cuffs I watched without moving, 'til he was mightily upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprise uppercut I watched him fall then lit out the inverse direction.

Groaning he rose pulling his revolver, `` stop ! '' I heard him call, then his gun firing over my head. running play, twisting turning through every alley way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a matter of time before they located me. Finally stopping in a ballpark not far away I waited for Night to fall.

Clarence soon appeared. `` You see George IV ? No one knows you, you were never born to take a crap friends with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from constabulary academy. ``

'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about the great unwashed who have this strong of a mind to make people think and do affair they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.

Sighing Clarence looked up and excite his forefront, `` you really do n't get it do you George ? You might not recall that you 've done much but each man and char leaves a mark, a exit if you will upon all those whose lives they touch. I am surprised a man as intelligent as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a wonderful gift to actually see what the world would be like without you in it. ``

'' A talent ? '' I stated, `` more like a horrifying twisted, mad nightmare. ``

'' No George II it 's null like that you have ... '' Clarence started.

Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his eye. `` I have to do it Clarence, I have to have it off, where 's my wife, she might hate me but at to the lowest degree she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``

Struggling Clarence tried to split up free, `` I 'm not allowed to severalise ... ''

'' William Tell me damn it ! or so avail me I 'll plump your lip, '' I threatened.

'' I ca n't George II if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.

'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.

'' She never married she 's an old bitterness woman, she cleans at the hospital. She 'll be off in an hour ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.

I started running for the former side of town I 'd barely make it. I had just got there when I saw some of the staff departure, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her attention. Startled, I saw her frighten away away in the reverse direction.

'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to catch her. `` Jane ! Do n't you fuck me it 's George ! ``

I felt a burly arm Yankee-Doodle me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the Lady ? '' can a Eskimo dog voice.

'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my wife ! '' at which pointedness Jane let out a thigh-slapper and passed out.

I lit out of there, the crowd was starting to look ugly and they were starting to gaze at me. I ran back to the ballpark, then kept going before I knew it I was at the same bridge again I could feel the tears streaming down my face.

'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you hear me Clarence ? ! I want to live, I do n't want it to end this way. Please I want to live ! I want to populate ! Please Clarence, please. ``

A moment later a car stopped behind me on the bridgework, `` St. George ? George II ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.

Turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``

'' George V buddy, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.

'' I said g ... wait you called me George ! '' I said suspiciously.

'' Yeah well that 's your figure after all. '' Tom said slowly.

'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.

'' tinker's dam George VI you ok ? You hit your head ? You need a physician ? '' Tom asked worry etched on his face.

'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm fine ! as a matter of fact I am better than fine ! ``

'' Well I was supposed to tell you that your kids have called more than a few fourth dimension about you. Something about you never returned their earpiece birdsong. '' Tom advised me.

Thanking him I took off for Town, Yes ! This was the town I lived in ! There were thriving business enterprise here, no porn houses, no bars just the town I remembered.

I was finally back to my edifice, strangely enough there was a crew in front, that and the fact that they

seemed to be waiting for something or soul. As I drew closer saw it was far more than my staff, in fact it appeared to be almost every mortal I knew in the town. Huh, disappear for a piddling while and they all come out of the wood work.

A young cleaning woman I 'd had my eye on for a patch was the first to see me, `` Oh George ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her weapon system around me. `` You scared me to dying ! I was afraid you were gone for honest ! Without me giving you your present. '' Here she slipped my hand into her pant to show she had zero on under her pants. Pressing into my script I heard her gasp then she pulled back and blinked.

tinker's damn I thought when had she cause this tinker's dam hot for me ? Watching her walk back to the others I could smell her sex succus on my manus. Inhaling the aroma I thought she had an tremendous nice ass, asshole I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to live on now !

That 's when I saw several of the former women giving me and my genitalia the once over, hell yeah !

My daughter and son came to charter me to her house, though I really did n't want to see her I knew my wife would be there. Promising them I would be civil I went and actually enjoyed my ego. In the back of my mind I knew I had at least 5 other invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a bell ring.

'' Grandpa, I heard that every fourth dimension a bell rings an Angel gets it 's wings. '' He said.

Smiling I nodded, `` that 's compensate, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''