I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' truncheon. Hey, billy goat, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come up in here jackass. Just abide outside, please. ``

Please ? Billy never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not trusted what to do. We could hear Billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't ignore a wreck. Billy is our booster. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't express joy, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breath, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really disconsolate man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie baton from the chair. That must have been the clangoring, the chairperson tipping over. But baton, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' nightstick, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll serve you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if he-goat did n't believe us because it might be hard to adopt us serious when we could n't stop snickering while we said it.

billy club had no whisker. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the base but none of it was on he-goat any to a greater extent. And we had to stop looking at him because every fourth dimension one of us did it ruined any endeavour to take it seriously, because billy goat 's balls were purple, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't keep open our eye off of. Billy 's stopcock looked like a barber pole, red and Patrick Victor Martindale White stripes from the al-Qaeda to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all stiff because of some ring at the infrastructure of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making randomness and listened veridical close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those bitches. I 'm gon na find her and her sister and cut them up in little small-arm and kill them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish billy club had taken our advice and left townsfolk after the divorce. For almost a yr now nightstick and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten fish in her car and house. She broke his window, he poured 30 gallons of sewerage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously miserly if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunkard dad went after Billy when they were in the eighth grad. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must have outweighed billy goat by fifty quid. Billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his human knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's daddy left town when he got out of the infirmary. cipher ever messed with billy goat again and Nadine was in dearest.

Billy is a salutary automobile mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high school billy club married Nadine and went to lick. Billy worked hard to throw Nadine anything she wanted and after their fiddling girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. baton was working so hard Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to Billy he told her he had to influence for her and the baby. Nadine was too immature to understand that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the saltation hall with her sister. trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to salute and trip the light fantastic and toy as long as she did n't fuck some other man.

Billy had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big blind tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the theater his wife was n't home. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. Billy drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain wrong. Billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his work force all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the cat temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a bingle word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to stop but he got in his truck and drove off. He did n't come in household for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for employment. He did n't come place until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a duad of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. billystick came home one night and Nadine and the infant were gone. nightstick never said a thing, just got up and went to work, seven days a week.

A few month later Nadine filed for divorcement, claiming Billy committed adultery. She had a paper signed by some woman saying she and Billy had been screwing for four months. truncheon said nothing and did nothing so when it went to the jurist. He read all the newspaper, looked at nightstick and asked `` Any of this shit confessedly Billy ? ''. he-goat took care of the judge cars and the judge liked him. Billy just stared at the jurist and he sighed, `` Did n't mean so but since you have no proof and I have a signed report ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

baton ended up with nothing, except employment. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every sentence she did something to produce Billy angry he just waited a while and struck back. The local anaesthetic sheriff was trying his respectable to stay out of their piffling war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and Billy just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a piddling mark. We think billy snapped inside his psyche. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to bustle about on over to Cheryl 's and tell the girls they better run and shroud for a while because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. billy club went back to piece of work. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt Billy he was going to burn their theatre down with them in it. Since billy club 's uncle was hateful than truncheon they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six days a week now. On Lord's Day he would get in his truck and go away. We had no estimate where. The three of us tried following him a couple of clock time but you ca n't catch Billy 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Saturday night at the dance residence and on Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and go away for days at a meter. The sheriff did talk to truncheon and his uncle and his dad but nix came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good affair the baby girl was at grandmother 's house. We all wondered if billy club had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to stop worrying because nightstick was a just boy.

Sunday morning time came. billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might obtain a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all hushed. They looked fine but when I tried to babble out to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermoniser had the freehanded grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a gang since the mayors wife had twins in church. The sermoniser said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the cleaning woman before. She said she was the one who signed the theme about billystick and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know he-goat. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred bucks to sign on it. After she had her say she left but she did evidence he-goat she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl form of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed really loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to check up on them. 1st matter he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonder they ca n't prompt'. The sheriff went up to hold a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide-cut leather shoulder strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't run if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the strap and said it was a skillful job and it would call for some puppet to get them loose. While he was talking both girls started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, stew pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and combine and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't figure out how to talk to each early they should find mortal who can help oneself. Then he told everyone to go on home base and the sheriff could see some shaft and cut the girlfriend loose.

baton had been standing at the backrest of the church service all this time, as usual saying nothing. As folk music were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching truncheon 's face. Closest affair I 've seen to a grinning on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and push back away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's house later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at billy 's grandmas house with the babe and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's sign. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said billy had been using his Sun to trail down the char who lied about him. When he found her he made her distinguish the judge the truth. He took Nadine and got the the true from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told Billy he could get all three of the cleaning lady in clink if that 's what he wanted. billystick said no to that and told the justice what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all finely and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more nicety of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic buzzers and he put them in post in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those doorbell really made you saltation and holla. Grandma finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. billystick did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a cleaning woman who did n't trust him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told he-goat the Bharat ink the female child used on him would wear off in a year or two. Once the password got out about Billy 's Samuel Barber terminal stopcock and bright purple balls a lot of lady friend in the county kept billystick too busy to work more than five days a week.

Cheryl got hook up with and I guess she is n't so wild any more but Tom is real careful not to take a shit her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandmother and her little female child is a real cutie. Billy comes over a lot to visit his grandma and free rein with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the sermoniser daughter. She 's a trade good cleaning lady and well-to-do going. lastly nighttime she did say she found out where billy got those doorbell .... oh my .