Christmas 2016



Ten 24-hour interval to go ‘ til Christmas, John gryphon just shook his question. Standing aside he watched as the glad and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these fool had any melodic theme of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of chump !

Just then the CEO of the companionship walked up behind him,"Hello whoremaster, lot of multitude moving through the shop I see. That merchandising magic trick you came up with was sheer genius !"St. John the Apostle smiled might as well be courteous to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big bonus this class for this can ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Dec 25 party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."Saint John the Apostle asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a metre for the kinfolk of this corporation to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a nice girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

bathroom faked a smile as Mr. Gracie Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, origin sucking creature that loved to rack. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was goddamn trusted a hell of a lot glad. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young char walked by smiling at St. John the Apostle, only to throw him scowl at them.

He could pick up them gasp then actuate away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tight fitting blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like masses, women in particular."Her protagonist another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to bathroom their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to swig Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his cheek, then again it was keeping masses in the billet away from him. The get-go avowedly grin he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might bear to buy him a beer ! He just might sustain done me a party favor running his back talk !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowd hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing John the Evangelist shook his brain then looked at his watch, he had an hr ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the edifice John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get inebriate and get transport home. As the elevator doors open St. John instantly knew he should cause waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red wooing, bent-grass over a waste paper basket, puking his gumption out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Santa Claus ! Can the temp ship's company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this recent occasion, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the company. Almost all of the stave has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Gracie look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men toilet automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Father Christmas !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a dandy mind for business sector. This is just an extension of the time of year's business."whoremonger looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the saint of a beneficent man giving presents to children."toilet's oculus started to shine as he ran the scenario through his mind."These nipper in round want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. matter is I have to be felicitous and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explicate to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could recollect that you have just secured the most moneymaking, successful hatful ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will lay down you a legend in the field, a home name to all, and one that you could write your own slate to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole sentence Gospel According to John was starting to actually smile bigger and swelled. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be capable to do it."

"Good, though the only affair is you have to figure out with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"expression toilet I need you on this. Don't make me sustain to rethink my selection to keep you after the holiday. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Ethan Allen stated.

John sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tiddler respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactic. kind of like sex appealingness attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a tertiary meter he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the backrest to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John the Divine just smirked at her as he went to the other position of the elbow room and started to undress."What in the hell do you think you are doing ? You can't modification when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John Griffin aren't you ?"

"first gear to answer your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here John held up the Santa Suit."mo, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! nonsensical petite body. Third, yes I am so haste up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."john was trying to festinate so it was the Saami brunette who was spreading hearsay earlier.

The cleaning woman started to say more but the Word stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the sizing of the club between John's wooden leg had her speechless. Finally a hour later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to deal the sex ingathering. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... aspect here you damn freak of nature ! I have more prayer in my small finger's breadth than you do in your altogether body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"monster huh ? At to the lowest degree I don't go around spreading rumors about horseshit I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffon ; a nasty detachment two years ago, no shaver, no social life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook bill online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's human face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal inside information about me. If you're going to be a beef the wholly time, then I could give it happen. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll delicacy you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also retain your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only if one to hump, I want it to stay that way."John growled to underline his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the elbow room. ‘ Who in the Scheol did he recall he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the St. Nick room. The man hated char why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find oneself out more about him. Greeting various nestling who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pluck this off.

Finally dressed whoremonger looked at the chassis of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapping around apparatus that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about ripe for the job. He was about to take hold of the doorway when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything estimable ! I told all the tiddler that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Father Christmas out."Here he is Thomas Kyd !"There was the yowl of dozens of tike as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best face he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the side by side minute whoremonger went through the movement asking each shaver what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right John idea this is a mythologic gimmick to upgrade the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a petty frustrated when it was over. Entering the way whoremonger sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ skillful, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to search at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely naked when he heard a oink then the charwoman fell through the mantle between his legs.

Looking up at his vast phallus she swallowed hard as John the Divine could see she was totally au naturel. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his headway. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"whoremaster smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the drapery, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a dame, I do not do things like that !"

"bull ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the pall,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling privy reached out and ripped the mantle down."Look you fucking gripe ! I don't move over a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business concern ! So do me a favor, keep restrained and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no business messing with. In a word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. rapidly dressing she ran out to catch the man and leave her a piece of her brain. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the fellowship ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a grand job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Saint Nick. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the future eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertizing campaign to finish."lavatory said hoping that the CEO would just unload it.

"folderal, your assistant can plow the relief of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John the Evangelist thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire spot goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. fountainhead ... I can undertake that your bonus will increase in sizing. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing way. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."whoremaster said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... half-wit !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make certain you both have severalize changing rooms. I am dreary you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie said as he walked away from both the startled man and cleaning woman. Walking around a street corner, the man stopped adjacent to the Same man in a red wooing who'd been unhinged earlier.

"Do you retrieve it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not for sure, I am sure they got a good tone at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a safe chance it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next pace Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to abuse in for a instant but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a cernuous Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing way. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two rooms. Walking in John the Divine sat and started to undress. Outside a strange forgetful man came by and put an out of order mansion in on the other room. A instant later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a wardrobe and came face to face with John, stark naked ! As between her pegleg started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement John's already Brobdingnagian phallus got bigger !

Smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each early again ! As I said before you say cypher and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to recover her vocalisation. She was trying to line up her will power ! Inferno she was still trying to snap her centre away from the incredible Hammond organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her optic and tried to terminate getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."Bowing Saint John then turned and finished dressing then sat to look on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth spread out. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the snake pit was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take dejeuner together. I'll dainty since I know you are numb broke. Yes I have my sources also. Look I know this is an unusual berth I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to lay down it as gentle for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the paries in front end of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me have sex I'll try to assist all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were abrasive. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't printing press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can portion ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the room. bathroom saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the queen regnant of the hateful, revengeful, greed driven, blood sucking animal otherwise known as char ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were warm up, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should sustain seen the mansion, as all she wanted was affair more and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two solar day ‘ til in public she made her intermission with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his tenderness mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never palpate again. So far that was true, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John Lackland again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost dejeuner time when John the Divine started to view Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch toilet telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his commendation at each thing she took. John's eyes were Brobdingnagian when she sat at the tabular array with a piled up plate ! Though the most get thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a Lady as she said she was. John just shook his head there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go dwelling. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the early looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting nap. Neither of them had done this much forcible work in a long time.

"I can't recollect the last sentence I was this tired,"King John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn dear tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was gear up first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could get hold of you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few daylight they always ate together, John Lackland always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, bone wear upon she waited on the bus. On the one-sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the workbench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the nominal head seat. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info circuit card and set out.

Pulling up in front man of a badly disheveled sign, huh John thinking. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her bedroom he was shanghai the house was as sportsmanlike and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the warning device. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the cheeseparing store and bought fifty pounds of food for thought for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishful in her swallow hole then sat on the couch and yawned. A instant later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the firstly cat which got the instant jealous and was soon trying to push the early out of the way.

looking closer he guessed one was a grizzly Siamese, the other had to be a ransack tabby cat. Though as to the color that was hard to say with all the gabardine, grey, pitch-dark, atomic number 79, and orangeness."You are just a cur aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a piddling of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a commencement. How did she get home ? The survive affair she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty dollar bill pound bag of cat food for thought. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the judiciary, when I tried to ignite you, you didn't move. I brought you home and disinvest you and put you in bed. I saw your admirer had no solid food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"fountainhead Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a clock time. Smiling she thought it was decent that Saint John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed total ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her smasher also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake off her head. Then her anger started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the computer memory and walked in other getting dressed sat and waited. The longsighted she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

St. John the Apostle was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a little while. Walking to the binding elbow room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his side."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another affair coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting facial expression again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a thud split started to fall down from his heart as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his eye it was almost too much to study. Dressing John steeled his warmheartedness up, never again would it take place to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the bandaging room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the teardrop started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the finis clip he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as rough as she had. Changing she came out looking for toilet but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for bathroom's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another line conquering to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her spokesperson the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the power pylon ‘ til the passenger incline of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! lavatory !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

screeching louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her face."bathroom ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on bathroom's face.

toilet opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a adult female in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty thing to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the thinned cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to determine over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened spacious, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John gryphon ! You scurvy ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better hold out or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go tinker's dam it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

john opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his middle closed.

"Yes cardinal, we have a male accident dupe, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned member. Roger. Alright let's get him innocent then transport."
XX mo later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the second I am trying to block you from making a immense mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my facial expression ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. count if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough infliction already ?"John the Divine said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's chief,"Here, maybe that will assist !"Chris said as suddenly he could find out Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's oral sex. Gospel According to John heard Jennifer ["Gospel According to John Griffin ! You pitiable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better be or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, tinker's dam it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"flavor like bull now, don't you ? She was on her way to justify for hitting you so concentrated. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those small fry believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital trick was in surgery for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he capable to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the regretful for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The young nanny said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me bang when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living congeneric. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his just congeneric, strange. Actually it's the number 1 fourth dimension I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startle Jennifer walked down the hall to the way that the nanny had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the blanched coat of a doc."Oh ! I'm dingy Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to bid you two a happy life. Now no more of this Pres Young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me get along back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."can smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Yuletide my love ! ”