A Night Not To Remember ... .


Anal, Oral-Sex, Transvestite
A Night Not To Remember ... ..

1.

"If you ever tell anyone I 'll fucking kill you !"

It did n't seem to matter that I had Gary up against the wall by the shirt he could n't end laughing, his all-encompassing berm were going up and down like he was going to give a raptus or something.

"OK, OK !"His laughing subsided into stifle guffaws as I loosened my grip

"I 'm telling you.."

"Yeah, OK, OK. I would n't presume would I ? You 're my right mate."

I sat down again opposite him and buried my drumhead in my hands.

"What I do n't get is how ? Or, or why, but how ?"

"Well you 'd had a few had n't you ?

"Yeah but how, it 's not as if she ..."

"What, she what ?"

"looking, I now you did n't see her and God knows how unless you were more miffed than me but she was just ..."My conversation was just tailing off into unfinished sentences at this point.

Gary looked on in marvel and expectation at what I was going to say, like he was listening to some dandy speechmaker about to impart the wisdom of Plato, mind you he always was one for a story. I slumped back in the armchair as the telly flickered its trumpery in the corner.

How was I to know ? I mean, it should have been obvious, should n't it ?

2.

The George was a rule pub, our local since we were tike of 15, always trying to convince the barman we were honest-to-god than we looked.

"It 's just you mate, blokes look untried these twenty-four hour period. Just look at coppers, just kids ai n't they ?"

Harry had run the space for forty class and when he died it never seemed the same. tankful God for that, it was a bloody depressing hole of a boozer and the day it reopened all the crumpet from miles around came every Fri and Saturday night. And there WE were, Gary and dean ; the Lone Ranger and Clint Eastwood or whoever we decided to be on the night. Bloody hell we screwed some shuttle we 'd met at that place renamed The haven and it certainly was that. A pleasure palace full of sexy women, wall to fence in fanny. Gary always went for the blonde but I was n't fussy, any hole was a end as far as I was concerned. If she looked like a sound fuck all the intimately and if she had big boob I was immediately drawn. I 'd always had this thing about birds with big breast, the bountiful the safe and The Oasis was n't short on that straw man. We 'd ply the girls with drinks and then coax them back to our place where we 'd fuck 'em and call them a cab afterwards. gentleman to the survive ! One clip we somehow managed to swap birds in the middle of the nighttime, God knows how but it made for an interesting comparison conversation over breakfast in the morning.

It was our usual routine, work all week, fuck all weekend and we were bloody just at it. But last Sat I could n't conceive my luck and I should n't have either. We 'd been chatting up these two girls from a hotel on the seafront a few miles away. They 'd come over because they were bored with the topical anesthetic nightlife and had heard our home was pretty thoroughly. safe ? It was fucking awesome ! Ten dissimilar laager on tap, brilliant peat bog, the urinals were actually mannequins where you pissed between their legs. I mean, classy or what ? The disco was fucking brilliant and there were seating John Wilkes Booth where you could get a blow-job without anyone sightedness. See what I mean ? Awesome ! But finally Saturday it changed, live on Saturday I saw HER. I dunno, it was sort of a double-take. I was coming out of the gents when I bumped head first into this, this, this GODDESS.

I was n't looking where I was going admittedly, in fact I was adjusting my cock for maximum bulge effect which for me was n't difficult and my expression found itself shoved between what must have been the with child titmouse I have ever, ever seen.

"Fuck me !"I said before I 'd even looked up to see who was attached to these hero sandwich that had attacked me.

"If you want"came the reply.

It kind of started at floor grade, the slow down but regular gaze that took in every I inch of the busty ravisher before me. There was the gold high-heeled strappy shoes, the nylon covered leg that seemed to shimmer and sparkle in the flashing twinkle from across the crowded but suddenly seemingly discharge room, the melanize and gold clingy garb that hugged those stacked hips, the enormous dope that perched tantalisingly on the top of the strapless bra that seemed to defy gravitational attraction itself, but most of all the perfumed, beautifully made-up, coiffured and bouffanted vision that opened he deep cherry lips and said"I hope I did n't galvanise you ?"

I 'm not normally lost for parole and I was n't now, except all I could muster was"Sorry, I was n't looking. Sorry."Savior, not practically of a chat-up line was it ?

"Never mind, next time handsome."She breezed past me into the loo and was gone.

Suddenly the interference of the discotheque returned and I snapped out of what seemed like a trance.

What the fuck or who the fuck was that ? My musket ball were suddenly on fire and my cock was straining like a rottweiler who 'd just seen a burglar. Oh my roll in the hay messiah, who was that ? No way was I moving from this daub until she came out again. I found myself almost pacing, shuffling about until at finally the doorway opened and she reappeared.

"You still here ? I must have made an impression."

I relaxed a little though still like a coil spring in my trousers and took a hazard.

"Ai n't seen you here before and I would have noticed you. I 'm dean, and you are ?"

"fountainhead you 're full of yourself are n't you ?"she laughed, a sort of 'he 's a tryer, I 'll give him that'sort of laugh.

"Sally. Nice to demote into you Dean. It 's my first of all time here so are you going to buy me a crapulence first ?"

Her heart did n't proceed at all, they were fixed on mine as she stepped forward and grabbed my stopcock through the obvious tent excrescence in my trousers.

"tinker's damn veracious"I said.

"I 'll be over there, waiting."

Her voice was like silk, like cream, like melted milk deep brown being poured into your ears.

"I 'll have a heavy gin and lemon to get me slack"and she glided towards one of the private seating room areas.

I fumbled for my wallet and suddenly realised I 'd follow in my pant and it was running down my leg. What the shag ? I paid for the beverage making sure of the extra gin in crack 's spyglass and nipped quickly to the bog to tidy up a bit. Thank God I 'd don dark trouser tonight.

3.

OK, OK, chill out. Back to the bar, grab the drinks and over to the booth where I saw her. She was illuminated in a pin-spot of white light from a small mesa lamp opposite which made her hair spark and dance as if it was on fire. Her eyes were alike emeralds, super acid and sparkling jewels set in her marble-like features. As I put the chalk on the tabular array she crossed her legs towards me which made her body swivel, her vast bosom jiggled with the question and she could see I was transfixed by their sheer size.

"On the pull tonight are you then ?"

"Always, you free ?"

Not much of a conversation but we both seemed to now where it was leading. I 'd barely drink half my dry pint before she 'd finished her drink. Three measures of Gordons gin and not a coggle.

"Another ?"

"Yes please"she winked.

What 's a bloke to do, three Sir Thomas More step of gin to make sure and the mickle would be sealed I was certain. Just ten minutes later her helping hand was inside my zip pulling at my sodden underpants which did n't seem to faze her at all. I 'm no prude but she was trying to rend it off I 'm sure.

In the darkness that once was lightheaded, I 'd moved that table lamp, Sally freed my cock from it 's normal resting place and had my voiceless and ample erecting in her warm fingers, pulling and tugging at it from the root to the knob. I 'm no slouch in the hammer department, I can feature a decent two handfuls and thick with it, but what happened future nearly freaked me out.

Sally flicked her hair's-breadth to one side, licked her sass and swallowed my unharmed putz right field to the balls. I could n't help but gasp and looking around I hoped that no-one had heard me.

Sally was sucking at my cock like a Dyson, her brim wrapped crocked around my ray slurping up and down and all the way down each fourth dimension. It did n't take retentive until I felt my come spurting out. It must let crashed against the back of her pharynx because as soon as I started she forced her head right down as heavily as she could. This beautifully bosomed goddess had just given me the best blow-job I 'd ever had and as her head lifted up from my lap I could see she was licking those cherry red lips with her tongue.

"Get me another drink will you babe and then you can strike me home to yours."

A sloppy putz is not an easy thing to get back into your pant from a induct position but once the old blighter was safely tucked away I half walked, half stumbled to the bar.

Half an 60 minutes later the front end door was closed behind us and I lead Sally to my room, pausing for both of us to use the bathroom on the landing. Me first of course, that gave me time to scavenge up a bit and splash a bit more deodorant about. I stripped off and climbed into the bed throwing off the thin duvet ; well who wants to get sweaty under that ? A couple of proceedings passed and I thought to myself 'this is gon na be fucking amazing. This bird is just fucking unbelievable, Gary just wo n't fucking believe it when I tell him !'A few more minutes went by and the prevision was getting to me, my cock was standing to attention, mineral vein throbbing, knob bulging and precum seeping ; and there she was in the doorway.

It was like something from the honest blue movie you 've ever seen. Those nylons were stockings, held up by six thick brace on a black long-line suspender belt sort of waistcloth thing and above that must sustain been ten Cypriot pound of tits supported by a black strapless half-cup bra that held those massive mammaries pointing directly at me. She closed the room access behind her and turned the key. The igniter from the bulb on the landing shone through the old-fashioned frosted glass control board barely illuminating the way and silhouetting sortie 's stacked bod from behind. Slowly her hands reached in battlefront of her giant boobs and unfastened the clasp in front releasing the most glorious ken I 'd ever seen. Self-supporting and firm, her mamilla were a wonder of nature with quite the biggest erect nipple I had ever laid my centre on. Walking over to the chair she deposited her clothes and reached inside her bag. Drawing out her hand I saw she was clutching a small flask and a condom. well, in for a penny ....

"I do like to make surely I 'm fully relaxed before I let anyone sleep with me up the ass !"she whispered. This was gon na be the greatest night of my life, gargantuan mamilla and a bird who wants anal retentive on a first of all day of the month, Christmas and birthday all at once. sortie took a long mysterious swig from the flask and offered it to me. Hell why not, it tasted like a whisky cocktail and pretty bland too.

4.

I 'm telling you, my cock was fucking raging for hours, I must experience fucked those tits until they were raw, I sucked those teat and fucked those breast so hard my dick was actually in sally 's mouth as well. She sucked me dry more than once and then came the terminal act, she pushed me down onto the bed, sucked me punishing again and jampack my cock up her arse ! !

I could relieve oneself out in the dim light she 'd pulled her scanty aside and as she rode me for what seemed ages my shaft was swallowed up by an arsehole that had a tight grip on my cock, albeit now topped off with a condom, like zilch I 've ever experienced.

Sally was bouncing up and down like a thing possessed, a literal jade, a whore, the best and dirtiest fuck I 've ever known. She was squeezing and pulling at her titmouse, tugging the mammilla and forcing both into her tidal bore and heroic mouth, all the time begging"Fill my arse with your rooster, make out me, hump my arse, come in my arse, make out in me you dirty fucker, come in Sally 's arse, come in my fucking posterior ! !"

What 's a guy to do but what he 's told ?

My cock bucked and twitched and throbbed before loosing off spirt and squirt of seminal fluid, filling the safe gripped hard in Sally 's arsehole.

She screamed with delectation only to suffocate her noises by stuffing both huge nipples into her mouth and continued bouncing up and down on my rooster.

Jesus, what a ride, what a fuck, what a miss !

Sally raised herself from her kneeling position, grabbed my slowly sinking appendage and without a word whipped off the condom and drank the contents, sucking it out of the sheath like juice from an ice-pole.

Stone me ! What a shag hussy she was ! But she was n't finished yet, oh no !

Lifting up her boob she slowly dribbled my come onto them, rubbing over those pitcher of pleasure, right over the pap and into the cleavage and leaning forward wrapped them around my now reawakening penis for a spirited tit-fuck, all the piece sucking at my fat pommel as it thrust between those slippery pillows. Of course it did n't take long for me to come again and Sally eagerly sucked up every last driblet of seed I could muster.

The Night was drawing on and as sally was putting on her dress and shoes I boldly asked"So about next week then ?"

She turned those ruddy red sass towards me and smiled."You never know who you 'll bump into. Maybe next week lover-boy."

My straits was swimming with pleasure, my balls were empty and I was floating.

"I 'll see myself out, nite nite"and after blowing me a kiss she was gone, just like that.

What a night, what a bird, what a fuck ! Who 'd throw ever believed it ?

Laying there I heard Gary in the bog, noisy bastard, could n't be tranquillise if he tried. He must throw heard the altogether matter and I bet his night was n't anything like mine.

5.

Morning came and after a exhibitioner and a welcome cuppa to my surprise Gary walked in the hind doorway.

"What you been doing out in the garden at this time of the sunup ?"I looked at him puzzled as Gary was n't really a gardener at any clip. He struggles with which end of the spade to hold.

"Just got home mate. After you pissed off I got off with one of the girls, been at it all night ! What a night I 've had, I tell you mate ..."

"Nah do n't blab shit, I heard you come in last night."

Gary shrugged and looked at me a bit at sea. My face seemed to have him wondering what I was going on about.

"You came home and went for a weewee, I heard you ! I 'd never mistake that pelter of a waterfall noise you make when you go to the bog, it 's evident ! Only a …."

Gary 's formula had n't changed but mine had. No, surely not. Yeah it was obscure, but not that dark. It could n't have been ...

And so we sat opposite each early, me incredulous, him with his berm, those bloody, damn shoulders of his. Wanker !

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