Bob ( The Builder )


First-Time, Humiliation, Masturbation
`` What floor ? '' I asked as I looked down from the scaffolding richly above Magdelene Street while
answering my cell phone.

'' The lounge floor, '' a woman with a plummy accent insisted, `` It 's staining the roof downstairs it really is not right enough ! ``

'' And where is this ? '' I asked, she told me, it did n't register.

'' British capital ! '' she said.

'' That was weeks ago ! '' I explained.

'' well it 's not practiced enough, either you rectify it at no cost or I shall sue. ``

'' OK, text me the speech, '' I agreed, `` I 'll see what I can do. ``

'' I want rather more than a vague hope, '' she said, `` You finish at five, I shall expect you at seven this evening, that should open you time for shower and a Malva sylvestris burger. ``

'' That 's rush hour ! '' I protested.

'' Leaving British capital Darling, not coming in, seven o'clock or I sue. ``

I did n't own much choice really, so I thew my dick in the old transit at knocking off time and headed daily round mums for a bite to eat and a rain shower before hitting the M40 E bound.

The traffic was n't bad, not my way, westbound was like a car commons but I went well until past the M25 where it got a bit sticky.

I got round her place around ten to seven, an old fashioned town house with a few steps up to the front door and a few down to the basement, probably 1880 ish, bath stone faced to start floor stage then render, a red brick structure basically thrown up on the cheap.

'' You 're early, '' she said censoriously as she opened the front end door.

'' We aim to please, '' I quipped.

'' Well meliorate your aim, '' she said as she stepped back to earmark me into the hallway. She looked late thirties acted like ninety, snotty bitch.

The kitchen door opened, `` Mistress, '' a girl 's voice trilled.

'' Not now kitten, '' the woman insisted.

'' But Mistress, I have to be, oops ! '' she said.

I stared, she was wearing a amah getup about four size of it too humble, her chest swelled over the top and it barely reached below her umbilicus which must make been chilly as she was n't wearing any knickers.

'' Sorry mistress. '' she said.

'' Well close the doorway, and put your eyeballs back in, they 're on stalks ! '' the 'Mistress .'insisted, `` You simply ca n't get the staff. ``

'' But ! '' I said stupidly.

'' Oh wake up and reek the java, '' she insisted, `` Really the small mindedness of the typical British worker never fails to astonish me. ``

'' None of my business lady. '' I agreed, `` Or is that fancy woman. ``

'' Do n't push it. '' she said as she locked the outside door behind me, `` But we are not here to discuss my intimate penchant, nor yours for that matter. ``

She led me through to the waiting area, strangely the floor was as I left it, sealed spit and groove disrobe pine, it looked fine.

'' What 's the problem ? '' I asked as I noticed a strong smell of disinfectant.

'' It leaks, '' she said, `` It is staining the basement ceiling. ``

'' What leaks ? '' I asked.

'' The floor, '' she said, `` wetting, you were instructed to seal it. ``

'' Not against water leaks, '' I explained, `` But the periodic spillage should be o.k.. ``

'' That is not what we agreed, '' she insisted.

'' I suppose I could pass it another coat, '' I offered, `` Why does it smell out of disinfectant ? ``

'' You had better see the cellar, '' she said, and she swept past me and led me down the step from the spacious modern kitchen to the old cramped kitchen below and through to the memory board elbow room formerly servants hall beneath the lounge.

The ceiling was stained brown.

'' Crikey, that 's not H2O, '' I said, and I rubbed my finger against the low ceiling and tasted it, `` That 's, yuck, where does the plumbing go. ``

'' Can you seal it ? '' she asked.

'' No, this is the foul drain, nil to do with me, '' I said.

'' You said seal, come upstairs again Mr Allington, '' she said, `` Let me show. ``

She went back to the lounge, `` Pippa ! '' she said, `` show our invitee the problem. ``

'' Mistress ? '' she queried, `` But he 's a man Mistress ? ``

'' Very nearly Pippa, '' she said, `` But show him how you show contrition. ``

'' I ca n't madam. '' she said firmly.

'' I 'll get the cat in a mo, '' the 'Mistress ,'threatened.

My idea boggled, she had done her in force but her titmouse still bulged from her top and at least the bottom yoke of inches of her pussy were clearly displayed below the hem of her skirt.

'' No please Mistress, '' she pleaded.

'' So do it you stupid person child, '' she insisted.

I had no theme what was about to happen when quite improbably she squatted down and started to do a wee on the polished floor.

'' Bleedin'hell ! '' I swore, `` No damned wonder it making water and stinks, have n't you ever heard of lavatories, doubting Thomas Crapper, Armitage Ware and all that ? ''

'' And in your small minded world have you no knowledge of water system sports ? '' she asked.

'' Certainly have, '' I said, `` Surfing at Newquay, Jet Skis, body of water skiing, but not pissing on the livelihood way trading floor. ``

'' And it had no effect on you at all ? '' she asked.

'' No, '' I lied for my old man had come to life quite painfully if I was honest, stuck down my trouser leg when he needed some blank,

'' ejaculate Mr Allingon, '' she said, `` You have an erecting which would n't disgrace a full grown hare. ``

'' Hey ? '' I queried, `` What do you signify hare ? ``

'' Precisely, '' she explained, `` I am afraid I much prefer a nice fixed forearm to the transitory inclemency of the male member, have I shocked you Mr Allington ? ``

She certainly had, `` No, '' I lied, `` Well pissing on the floor is a bit of a gob sapidity if I 'm honest. ``

'' She 's very, honey to me, so I keep her on a brusk rein, '' the 'Mistress'explained, `` She has a delightfully tiny clenched fist. ``

Pippa was smiling coyly at me, `` But she does like cock, '' the mistress said sadly.

'' What exactly as this to do with sealing floors ? '' I asked.

'' Your erection young man, '' she explained, `` I fear you have designs on my companion. ``

'' Of class I got a strong on ! '' I said, `` Who would n't ? ``

'' Ninety seven percent of the adult population, '' she replied, `` Watersports is a minority fetish Mr Allington. ``

'' Right, '' I agreed, `` Well given the option I would prefer the old Norman Thomas Crapper urinal to the living room floor any day. ``

'' But, given the choice of her mouth, my backtalk, in my tomentum, in her hair, Mr Allington ? '' she asked.

'' I, I never gave it a sentiment, '' I admitted.

'' The exemption to go when the modality takes you, '' she queried.

'' They used to keep chamber passel under the bed when my grand dad was a boy, '' I agreed.

'' Not quite my power point Mr Allington, '' she conceded, `` But you did n't answer, does n't the thought of your piss arcing through the air to rob my attire, my bra, my breast, does that not energise you ? ``

'' I, '' I said.

'' Your lips are still yet your putz speaks bulk, '' she said delightedly.

'' You do n't like hammer, '' I reminded her.

'' No, but Pippa does, '' she admitted, `` poor girl she is so delightful yet I can not quite reciprocate, I am not heartless Mr Allington, but neither am I poor fish, which is why I keep Pippa on a short tercet, from her revealing clothing to. ``

'' She 's a prisoner ? '' I asked.

'' To all design and design, '' she conceded, `` I treat her like a dog. ``

'' Excuse me ? '' I said.

'' I take her for walks in the parking lot, '' she said, `` Have I shocked you, after dark you understand, with the shit scoop. ``

'' Right ? '' I said.

'' She is not allowed to use the lavatory, ever, she just mops up afterwards, '' she explained, `` Like a dog, a gripe. ``

'' And that turns you on ? '' I asked incredulously.

'' Absolutely, and I see I am not alone ! '' she laughed.

I had my bridge player down my jeans, my cock was twisted up with my underpants and it was agony.

'' Mr Allington ! '' she said, `` please ! ``

'' feeling, it 's not what it looks like, '' I said.

'' Masturbating, '' she said, `` Is a rather individualistic activity not readily mistaken for any former. ''

'' I 'm just uncomfortable that 's all, '' I protested.

'' Which is clearly why you are masturbating, '' she declared.

'' Look, '' I said, `` You need coats and coat of seal, yacht varnish or something seriously waterproof, '' I explained, `` Not just sealing, you should have explained what you had in idea when you had the place done, I just subbed on the floors. ``

'' Subbed ? '' she said, `` You are hardly a sub Mr Allington. ``

'' Sub contract, strictly Harrisons are liable, '' I explained.

'' No, I paid you directly Mr Allington, '' she explained.

'' That was just a trifle, '' I explained.

'' Which never the less makes you liable. '' she pointed out.

'' So. I 'll do the sealing again, '' I said.

'' Which you admit will not heal the problem ? '' she said.

'' No it needs proper waterproofing, '' I told her.

'' How much ? '' she asked.

'' Maybe ten coats, '' I said, `` twenty four 60 minutes to dry between, its ridiculous ! ``

'' I 'll pay for materials, '' she said.

'' Great, '' I said, `` There 's travelling and. ''

'' I 'll pay for gas, '' she said.

'' No way, '' I insisted.

'' Think about pissing in Pippa 's sassing, '' she said, `` Or mine. ``

'' What ? '' I demanded.

'' I think you understand exactly what I am offering. ``

I stared, you know, a stuck up, upper middle class beef, who would n't need to take a leak in her face ? but Pippa, well, to be honest I just wanted to ram my straining peter deep in her sweet pink pussy.

'' I do n't know, '' I said, `` It will be a lot of workplace. ``

'' And a lot of fun, '' she added, `` And Pippa has n't had any cock for ages have you sweetie ? ``

'' No schoolmarm, '' Pippa agreed.

'' And you do like hammer do n't you ? '' the 'Mistress'asked.

'' I like you fingers and my toys kept woman, '' Pippa replied.

'' But she prefers cock, '' the 'Mistress'confirmed, `` I too have a soft spot for it but as I mentioned a fixed forearm beats a flexible cock on every single level.

'' If we do this, like we need the hale room bare, no article of furniture, it will be about a week after the last coating before you can risk using it again, twelve hours before you dare even walk on it. ``

'' Oh, '' she said, `` I see. ``

'' But why do n't you have a wet room in the basement, tile the storey like a cascade, tile the walls a bit too, not white but maybe ticket Charles Grey or something, then you can play there, '' I suggested.

'' Yes, why not indeed, as a temporary mensuration and for those amazing wet nights, '' she enthused, `` How much ? ``

I did a bit of mental, `` Well to hit a job we really need to take out the existing, reefer in a membrane. ``

'' How much ? '' she demanded. I gave her a lump park, `` Really ? and how long ? ``

'' Two Clarence Shepard Day Jr., then you 'll demand a plumber to do the shower heads or sprinklers, '' I suggested.

'' When can you commence. '' she asked.

'' Monday hebdomad if I can get the tiles, if you 're not fussed colour Wise it should be soft enough. ''

'' Excellent, '' she agreed, `` netmail me the final quotation and I am sure we have a deal. Can I get you a glass of something before you go ? '' she asked.

I looked longingly at Pippa as she gently fingered her exposed cunt while she looked longingly at the gibbosity in my jeans.

'' No, thanks, breathaliser and all that, '' I said apologetically.

'' Good, then I 'll see you out, thank you. '' she said.

'' Good, yes, '' I said as I stood up, `` Goodbye Pippa, nice to see you, '' I said and she blushed crimson, it was n't what I meant so I expect I blushed as well.

I went through the hallway and the 'Mistress'showed me out through the front line door, `` The Tradesman 's entrance is down the steps to the right, '' she explained, `` Goodbye Mr Allington. '' the 'Mistress'said as I went outside.

'' Good night, '' I said, I nearly said 'Mistress ,'but I did n't and I went back to the passage with a big smile on my face, I just turned a charge into two days paid work.

Now that 's a result,

Oh you wanted to hear about the early stuff, now hang on, I 'm a builder not a crashing pervert !

To be continued
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