“ Well fuck you too bitch."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd slammed down the cellphone phone onto the desk, and dive into his bed. Wanting to scream into the pillow, but failing to find any noise in his pharynx. He didn't remain immobile for longsighted before getting off of the bed and grabbing his phone and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his telephone set and opening up the courier app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app store. With almost no disinclination he downloaded and opened up the app, punk. For a second he laughed at the intellection of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and pleasure, he received a match of a very attractive young lady topical anaesthetic, with blonde tomentum, large breasts, and basically the whole package. He decided to be the valet de chambre and substance first.

- Hi ! You're extremely moderately I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"piece of tail bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the phone at the pillow then diving into the adjacent pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that night Todd reached for his earpiece after waking up to look into the time. To his pleasant surprisal he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had several matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each girl's individual picture, taking into account every particularly worry feature each daughter had to pop the question, one of which, a shorter looking girl with short, with strands of a light brown color flashing through her tenacious black haircloth, caught his interest. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any means, but she had a slight charm to her, a rebelliousness that he was concern. Her breast were little, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her neck opening with an exposing post workout training bra snapshot, another was a mathematical group of her friends with her at the pool, smiling holding various colored and sized drinkable. He became extremely interested in the curves of her pegleg, the anatomy graping firmly around the front end of her bikini bottoms was, to say the least, turning him on. Her name was Emi and her bio didn't say anything noteworthy besides the fact she was attending the local community college and that she enjoyed reading, very basic girl matter. Sir Alexander Robertus Todd went in for his first-class honours degree attack.

- Are you more than of a Steven magnate kinda girlfriend or is Fifty Shades as night as you can go ? -

This was easily Todd's risky and best pickup line he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his first pickup crinkle of all clip.

He had always been with Emmett Kelly, or not been interested in girls at all because he was too young then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with assorted guy wire for her kickoff year away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A reply finally came in.

- Haha. funny pal. Shakespeare is more my kink if that's okay with you ( ; -

This was his resort area, prank are easy to play off.

- I don't mind a missy with a little class, but maybe one with a little more of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to face for it. -

- Pretty indisputable it only says you go to college here and you like books. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with hint I gave you at the head start. -

- … -

- You're not gon na make this easy for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- Damn Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this girl, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any program on ever getting a luck with the girl in his messages.

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Not even a hebdomad later he found himself standing in nominal head of his flat door, opening it to find Emi, in a tight, dark blue dress, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the front, on replete showing for Todd, wearing a courteous attire shirt and a yoke of denim that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Lord Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A little too much ?"

"A bit more than a short,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door,"seminal fluid on didn't you say the reservation was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of course,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local democratic italian restaurant.

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"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This sentence she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the server,"baulk please !"

-- -

Todd opened the door to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the couch and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his catch tightly, but with a clue of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for foreplay tonight baby,"She slowly took off the first button,"If you want to fuck, I'm down to bonk, but that's all I'm in for okey ?"

Todd paused for a minute of arc looking down at the female child he didn't really know anything about, she went to school nearby, she worked at a small cafe her parents owned, she liked spicy foods, little things like that, and for the first clip in his lifetime he has encountered his chance at a hookup. One that he is set and willing to take.

"Don't worry,"He kissed her softly on the backtalk,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's mouth and placed it on his, taking his time to tenderly break into and freely research before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a small at the mix of pain and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the open up door that led into the bedroom and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned breast before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Sweeney Todd rested, a hundred Pound, 5'5, goddess in his center. Her small breasts still firmly filled her B-Cup size bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no case shying away underneath a smooth pair of iniquity, lacy panties.

"This tactile property like something right out of some Fifty Shades type stuff, are you sure enough you read Bard of Avon ?"Sweeney Todd laughed at his own joke for himself as he slowly explored Emi's consistency rising from her legs, to her waist, up her abdomen and finally passing her titty pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much darker than that baby don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's button from his pant and began to slowly pull them off followed by a swift release of his underwear. Grasping his already erect rooster in one hand, slowly lifting and lowering her paw on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her head came closer to his member's head,"smell disengage to be rasping,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's lip fell into Todd's throbbing tool swirling her spit around the head has she did causing him to moan in joy which, in return, caused Emi to slightly giggle at the sound he made. In society to get back at the motion he pulled her hair back and started to control the footstep at which she sucked his dick slowly forcing her to dive deeper and mysterious onto his shaft until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the rear of her throat and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her brass was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Todd's member still.

She smiled,"okey, I guess you can play along,"she squeezed his shaft and quickly made a twisting motion causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot More than free rein princess."

Emi shivered at that commentary as Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a moment to full explore her chest and, already put up mammilla with his clapper, slightly biting the second one before pulling away from it. Then leading his oral sex down to his prize down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed pussy, all for him to revel tonight. He quickly set his mouth on the small nub at the top, taking a moment to explore it and allow fourth dimension for Emi to give her own reaction, whether it be positive degree, or blackball allowing him to move onto the next section further gaining an melodic theme of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an exact assumption he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a condom which he quickly unpacked, but with less finesse placed it on his still difficult member. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his late lady friend ( he had been led to consider ) had only ever been with him, the day of the separation he had gone to get screened for venereal infection and, luckily, turned out clean-living. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussycat brim and slew his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the pace has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his full length inside her. As soon as the full moon reached was achieved he instantly began to slip in and out in smooth, slow strides, but not before long quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his previous self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the right position of her inside. This caused her to, at foremost, scream in pleasure at the sudden change of direction and pace, Todd quickly met with a grip of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"Holy FUCK that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Todd had replete control of the lady friend,"Do what even laborious princess ?"

Emi smiled,"piece of ass my little puss even harder, please, relieve oneself me scream, fuck my god damn fucking brains out right now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this time the pace was two-base hit what it had been before and before she even had time to moan, she was rolled from her back to her stomach, and font pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moan as her supply of atomic number 8 was to limited to exhale anything. Sir Alexander Robertus Todd then proceeded to continue slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the past few Clarence Day and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the full moon force of his palm, causing Emi to spring up and groan in pleasure while gasping for air.

"Fuck do that more, spank my little tight fucking ass to a greater extent, please don't arrest fucking my kitty-cat and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your regard is my statement princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full military force of his palm on the brass for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a moment of dazed confusedness, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"issue off the condom,"She commanded,"I want to sleep with you raw."

Quickly Todd slipped off the rubber and watched as Emi slid his throbbing cock inside her. He watched her with his hired hand behind his head, as she rose and fell on him, giving her full effort into pleasuring him full moon allowing him to relax as she did so, but before long started to bring up and lower his own pelvic girdle against the regular recurrence of hers meeting on the collision. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me daddy,"she screamed as her pace rose,"filling me with you hot glutinous cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a second of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her back talk as he quickly unleashed various spurts, coating her throat in cum, which she swallowed.

As Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his breadbasket, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the screw you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a here and now before looking down at him,"This is your first time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Lord Todd's aspect turned red,"Well, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Todd you got ta be careful, you don't realize it, but you got a full bit going on with you and girls are crazy and will try to take advantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the side of him, allowing him to hold her as she explained,"We know zip about each former, but you were willing to take off the prophylactic and continue to have it off me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any noesis of me being on the pill of if I had any STDs."

"Well you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a cleanse trial, then happened to overhear that you got clean house consequence, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to have it away you."

Todd now was completely blur,"So that's the entirely cause why you were willing to have got sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your deal was."

"cheat girlfriend."

"Pretty pattern, then you got on tinder looking to fuck the initiatory matter that breathes right ?"

"That's kinda rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't worry about the details, what is important is that you're good in bed, you're variety of near looking, and you're REALLY good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more careful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a moment before responding,"I'll help you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The offer was too good to be reliable in Todd's opinion,"But what do I have to do in return ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his slam,"if you're not in any sort of committed kinship, I want my percentage of this cock, and maybe the occasional food date doesn't sound half bad either."

Todd sighed a breathing spell of respite,"dinner party and sex ? That's a serious mint to me."

Emi sat up,"As often as I'd like to bid a round of golf two right now, I've got to get house tonight, but another night for sure, and make sure to text me before you try anything with other daughter okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her clothes and stood at the doorway.

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Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a notes page and titled it"punk tone"and began to type :

"I'm going to spell this as a sort of journal to continue my psyche off Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very easy.

Always wear a condom.

Always make indisputable the daughter has no STDs

These are my kickoff two lessons I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Todd saved the papers, shut off his computer and plunk into his bed. He turned to face his phone, to notice he has a new notification, a new match.

The End

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position Story Note :

I hope everyone liked this possible intro to a series basically would feature Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring unlike kinks and pleasures with different type of girl. I think it's also form of assuredness that I've tried to structure it as a tutorial for tinder users, it's important to practice safe sex and decent interact on kindling. This is not an exact portraying of most tinder date at all ! If this taradiddle is well received I have a few ideas with how to continue it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more development to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a solid amount of content, but I'm peculiar if multitude actually want to read more about how Todd gets these girls ( again these are not definite ways to get date or anything like that and I'm not a young lady so I can't Tell you anything besides sometimes somethings work for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and expect to a greater extent to come in if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any critique on the data format, report, or this long post tale bank bill, let me know below ! I read all comments !