Bringing in migrant, How Stumpy got his notch public figure

It was that dark bit of the nighttime just afore dawn, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just fine. The slight sea swell rocked our boat the"Fair maidservant"as we approached the land and the engine just burbled on tick over as we crept in, normally it had a big Diesel but Denzil fitted a straight six gasoline out of an old combining harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the Diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the fish hold where about forty blokes was crammed in.

One or two popped their heads out to see the faint outline of the breakers on the flaxen beach.

"You want the A30 road for John Griffith Chaney,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could rise aboard.

We was properly about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. Forty odd on em climbed in dinghy designed for ten and off they went into the darkness.

Which left half a dozen girls, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a yoke at a prison term as plodding would be too fussy eyeing up their tits and that to worry if they was immigrants.

class that was nut, they'd get picked up quick smart but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two miles from the succeeding poxy uninhabited island ten miles from the next poxy inhabited island. It were wish survival of the primed, we landed various hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of Lands End mind.

Didn't consecrate a fuck really, Denzil were so anti-Semite he even hated folks from Devonshire let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish cargo hold sorting the birds out with swimsuits. These was shuttle what usually wore they burka, head to toe camp things where you couldn't see aught but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"Look at the fucking boob on this one."

"Fuck off,"I said,"Keep yer MIT off."

The unmistakable sound of individual being smacked round the top dog wafted up from the fish hold.

"The bloody bitch slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"Leave her tits alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her titmouse, I was doing a Donald horn,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussycat ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should have asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"screw off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the roulette wheel firm, Ross had to advert about in engine room ready to part the engine if Coast Guard showed up, so I told Denzil to wreak the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red incandescence of the wheelhouse luminosity and in her underwear I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"fucking off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody bitch, open me the right car horn then slaps me chop,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"Well give her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"flavour dearie,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational hazard for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and throw me over the side of meat ?"she asked.

"fountainhead it don't make no sense the other way beat does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's smell not fancying him."

"And you Mister chieftain, will you sleep together me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll walk"I said."No offence.

"But you let this handmaiden fuck me ?"she asked.

"roll in the hay you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racist,"I said,"make Adolf Hitler bet like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"clit it and scatter your pegleg,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for fucking sake,"Denzil,"I fucking have sex bustin'hymens."

The sea was like ice, so exculpate you could you coud see the mirror image of the light from Long ships Lighthouse thirty sea mile away shimmering like amber, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be dolt, hang on to the rail and let Denzil bang you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see split in her eyes. I helped by pulling her breeches down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her grip the coaming round the grasp binacle and had her bend over.

This prison term she let Denzil deposit a fingerbreadth or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her tits and let them loose. Her mammilla were inches long, she was seriously horny.

"Fuck's sake Jethro, she leaking like a have intercourse rear end gland,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the gripe shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his gist up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"Well that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more Virgo down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the girl rightfield by me.

"course of instruction I am you pecker head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her mammilla and nip as he slammed into her puss from behind.

"Bet you're glad you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by XL lad by now and not comely white blokes neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the most of it.

That was when Denzil the cruddy bastard made his mistake. Instead of wiping his peter on a rag like a normal human being he grabs the poor kick a bit rough and forces her head down.

"clean and jerk my gumshoe up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her sassing open he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a biography changing moment, soon as he got his cock in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"piece of tail sake, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

fountainhead if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your principal in its gob do you ?

"occlusion it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her top dog with his fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fire axe or flare gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the line of descent, she was chewing his cock off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the back of the promontory. Down she went taking the last four column inch of Denzil's cock with her.

He stared at the deflated rostrum in disbelief.

"nookie sake Jethro,"he says,"shtup sake."

"I reckon your twenty-four hours of fuckin'razzing are over mate,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"nooky off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"Best swim for it love,"I says and side by side thing she's out the pilothouse and over the side, striking out for the close island.

"Mind the wheel mate,"I says and I goes down the fish hold,"Your mate just bit my checkmate's turncock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot undecomposed follow quick smart."

I left em to it, plash, splash, four dab and a later tentative knocking on the wheel house room access,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"shtup sake."

"How's about I sell you a life jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"Look, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his groin slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten quid, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a brutal man, like my Fatherhood, do you sustain any wife ?"she said admiringly.

"looking at I'm fucking dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to draw,"Denzil whine,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the side instead !"she suggested.

"I'm fuck tempted,"I explained,"Here take the animation cap, you owe me five fucks remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me strap the life jacket on her and she jumps in the body of water and sort of half dog boat paddle after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."Full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice piping to the engine room.

"What you mean both,"Ross replied,"We only got half an railway locomotive let alone two."

I heard him crank the engine, as in with a starting handle, electric start was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gearing, yes only fishing boat with four speed and annul gear case northward of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his pommel end bit off,"I shouted.

"Bout sentence filthy love child,"Dan replied as he come alongside. he hopped over the gunwales and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

twenty minute later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the piece of tail did that happen,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining stump of his cock.

"Caught in a Phthirius pubis's pincer,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the bloke asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the cuss even more.

You could see he thought we was a crew of queers who had played too rough, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance General Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daytime, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"railway locomotive bother, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must have been two or three calendar month later this hiss get along looking for me, not bad looking all things considered, bit dark skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life crownwork,"she says.

"No, don't worry about it, it was only worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five nookie think back,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to impress your teammate, bit different in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are substantial man, heavy ruthless, brave, You will be a good husband, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the back of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pants down and sat on me settee. She spread her branch,"flavour Virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to hitchhike them up again to make off the room access and stop Mrs Penhaligon from next room access wandering in, but soon I was as ballock naked as she was, just me air-sleeve and sea boots left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will fuck anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the import was veracious she guided my cock into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea time. Turned out being significant would help her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her dentition mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any cock left he had to have one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent hard on. Lucky bastard .