Chieftain Beckinthwaite 'S Bride


Virginity
Captain Beckinthwaite 's Bride.

I 'm Captain Thomas bloody Beckinthwaite, from bloody Yorkshire and I do n't give a sodomite what you bloody mean because I bloody speak as I bloody find.

We had a all-fired bad trip back from America on steamship and when we got back to Liverpool I made sure me brass were safety and went to see bally agent first thing.

I went in his office.It stunk like a Tarts boudoir with furnishings to match. agentive role were a slimy son of a bitch with slicked down hair and poncy courtship. He sat behind this over dressed bloody oakwood bloody desk about the sizing of a bally cricket wicket the useless bastard.

"commodity day Captain, I am delighted to fulfil you at last,"he simpered wi'out standing up.

"No thee bloody ent,"I said,"Thee jus wants me brass,"I answered him,"I'm from bloody Yorksire and I speaks me damn creative thinker,"I explained to the ignorant Lancashire twat.

"Er, yes, the brass,"he said awkwardly.

"Ton and a one-half of it,"I said,"Dubloons, pieces of eight, that sorting of brass."

"We thought you meant Brass,"his helper chipped in. She was like a short-circuit haired gorilla in a blacken dress with a gob like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

"cheek, Money,"I said,"Bloody simple enough even for you bloody unknowing Lanky buggers ent it ?"

"brass section is an metal of Copper and Tin,"she ventured.

"Clever kick eh, need to be with a gob like yours,"I advised, `` Ent going to get far wi your bloody looks and that 's a blinking fact..

"How a good deal were you asking ?"the slimy one asked.

I told him, showed him chit for it.

"Yes we will pay the asking price,"the slimy whoreson said rooking me,"The cheque please Miss Rathbone."and they give me it and it were done.

I nipped round bank and paid it in quick. Daft mongrel on buffet near fainted at size of cheque but I drew out a fair few quid and went about me business.

XV bloody 24-hour interval voyage took, bloody steamship broke down on the way but at last-place I had some brass in cant and could come up home instead of scratting unit of ammunition down South America way meking a bob or two here an there.

I went to see harbour master what were a mate of mine, we had a chat for a few mo then I asked"Where's slave market, I fancies a nice plump fresh brown one."

"By heck you been away a bloody while,"he said,"Thee casn't have striver in England any more."

"You what ?"I demanded.

"Nay,"He said,"They banned slave'ry back in thirty three and anyroad nobs got fed up wi novelty an let most of ‘ em go free."

"Bloody heck,"I said,"Where the bloody underworld do I feel a nice plump virgin for tonight ?"

"Tonight, Thee'll be bloody lucky to find one in Salford at all, thee'll have to marry a nob lad !"he laughed.

I had a think. Go without, risk of exposure whore menage or marry a nob. Marrying a nob seemed best idea.

I had a think and thought nobs hung out at pansy Hotel so that's where I went, they had dinner fare outside. and it were just after noon so I thought I would have a chomp to eat. Now I ent duncical or nowt but I couldn't make head or derriere o menu so I thought I woud ask waiter. Turns out they has dinner at tea time and noon time was Luncheon. Anyroad I had a feed.

manager come up to me and asked me business,"Looking for a nob to marry,"I said,"Posh bint like, got to be saturated mind."

He got wrong end of reefer and suggested a brace of fancy woman houses.

"Nay I want a woman for keeps see, If I pay out a fair bit and keeps her bloody chained up I have an plus see, not prevent forking out for tarts till I gets blinking gonorrhea and me cock bunkum off."

"You can't preserve slaves anymore, but there's a gent round Inkerman Street does a smashing orbit of sexual morality rap,"he suggested,"Actually, tween thee and me, that Creator wi his back to us over there's got more daughters than you can shake a marijuana cigarette at, why not micturate him an offer ?"

I looked, some poncy old codger talking to his fellow over a sliver of Fish and drib o wine that woudn't sustain a crashing church mouse.

"That's W. C. Handy,"I said giving him a big tip and I sauntered across.

"I hear you got a couple of daughters to offload like ?"I says uncoiled out.

"And who the hell are you sir ?"he snapped as he stood to face me,"Have you no decorum."

"What's bloody decorum,"I says,"I ent no house painter I'm bloody senior pilot bloody Beckinthwaite from bloody Yorkshire and I speaks me bally mind."

His poncy nob mate was pissing they selves laughing at me,"Look if its bloody brass you want I'll pay top clam, long as she's Virgo, two legs, two weapon, couple of bloody tits, own teeth, hearing and seeing would be a bonus but long as she can perform in bloody bed I ent that bloody fussed."

"I say George I,"one of his mates, a simpering prat dressed like a decently fancy man says,"You might well get hitched with off your Emily if you play your plug-in right."

"I ent playing no bloody posting,"I said,"Hard hard cash, I knows too many bloody batting order sharps."

"I have never been so affront sir,"he says, but his mate grabbed his arm.

"George, think, he'll pay,"this fissure said,"Instead of a demanding a dowry he'll pay you, you know you need the wonga.

"Ah,"he said,"I understand you now, why not come to my business firm directly and meet my daughter ?"

His poncy mate warned him not to seem too keen but as soon as I said I'd pay their tab he agreed.

The fellow lived a stat mi or so from hotel, so we hailed a cab. His topographic point needed a clout of paint and the Butler's jacket had seen better days.

"Shall I show the, er, Gentleman, to the servant quarters,"bloody sarky Samuel Butler smirked.

"No he is a guest, Mr '' the chap explained

"Captain Beckintwaite,"I said,"From bloody Yorkshire and speaks me bloody nous. Know thee's bloody place or thee'll feel me bloody belt cross thee bloody ass."

"I beg your free pardon,"he said all sarky like,"Sir."

Bloody woman turns up,"By heck you're an ugly bitch,"I says,"Hope you ent his bloody daughter, thee'd have to pay mesen to intrude thee."

"This is my wife Captain,"bloke says,"madam McGonnegal."

"No criminal offence like,"I says as she belts me round the chopper, we her kickshaw bridge player and one-half inch long finger nails."Feisty spell ent she ?"

"Captain Beckinthwaite wishes to motor lodge one of our daughter dearest,"the bloke says, I sort of guessed he was noble McGonnegal, Lord Mc for short.

"Over my numb body,"gentlewoman Mc retorted. I drew me dagger.

"cum now we are all friends here,"noble Mc pleaded as his face went a deathly blanched,"police captain Beckinthwaite has just returned from a very profitabe adventure in the Americas."

"Bloody nightmare,"I said,"Storms, Tempest, bloody feed water ticker bloody spindle bloody secretory organ bloody blew and I haven't had a blooming shtup in weeks."

"Capain please,"Lady Mc insisted.

"I had a bloody gut full on't it, bloody Shipping lark."I said,"establishment is in bloody mining that's what I reckon, high school bloody time to bloody go under down."

"And you seek to courtyard my daughter ?"Lady Mc asked.

"Bloody shag em more damn like,"I said,"Don't mind bloody paying,"I says,"Just as long as I gets her to me self, don't want no filthy bloody butlers poking on her the likes of thee and he does soon as bloody Lordship'dorsum 's turned."

Butler blushed near as red as her Ladyship did, I reckoned I had hit bloody nail on't bloody header, I also reckoned lord Mc were in on't as well.

Lady Mc knew when to save stum so she showed us into parlor."girl,"she says,"Come and meet skipper er, what is your name ?"

"Beckinthwaite,"I says,"From Yorkshire."

The low gear female child were knockout, blonde hair on her berm, amobarbital sodium eyes, square rigged dress showcasing her tit, out of my league, probably been rogered by half the servant, any road her scowled at me.

"This is Philomena my second eldest,"dame Mc explained.

"So who is Mr Beckinthwaite ?"the little girl asked.

"Bloody ample and in motivation of a bloody shag,"I said,"I'm Yorkshire bloody born and bred and I speaks me bloody nous and you're a beauty and no mistake."

"I speak my brain too sir and you sir are entirely hideous,"she explained.

Another imaginativeness of loveliness followed into the way,"Queen Victoria,"Lady Mc explained,"And my eldest Francis."

Bloody pit, her were no oil house painting, well if her was it were by a blooming kid wi a bloody hangover. Wi her short fuzz and scowling side if it had n't been for her tits you 'd cause thought she were a bloody bloke

"Reet Francis, hedging your flaming stakes were you ?"I asked.

"How so ?"Lady Mc asked.

"Couldn't tell if it were a blinking feller or a bloody bint eh, I seen prettier bloody cabin boy, baboons even,"I laughed.

"Good then we are in accord master,"Francis snapped,"You are equally revolting, is that an Albatross nest in your beard ?"

"Bet bloody suitor are a bit thin out on bloody ground,"I laughed. She actually looked hurt.

"I have no interest in such matters,"she said.

I thought a bit blooming straightaway, good hazard her were a bloody Virgo the Virgin, if I blew bloody candle out it wouldn't matter what her bloody side looked like.

"Well I reckon you might be just what I'm bloody after. I ent fussed about bloody looks all I want's is me bloody end away,"I said,"Just as bloody long as you 're a bloody virgin I ‘ ll shag thee and and wed thee and I can't say fair than that."

"master !"Jehovah Mc protested.

"five hundred,"I offered,"Guineas, to take her off thi bloody paw and put a ring on her bloody finger, make it or provide it."

"We really need the money,"Lady Mc confessed.

"And you expect me to lay with this ogre for money ?"Francis demanded.

"I want's a crashing wife young girl, not just a blinking tart to shag, someone to look after me blinking house, cook, clean look after blinking kids, that sort o thing."I ventured.

"No pretence of love or affection then ?"she asked.

"No, Bloody bollocks is that, all-fired affection, I just wants a flaming shag, you wo n't do estimable than that and I shan't bloody offer a fucking gain."I said.

"goodness,"she said,"Then I won't need to say no again, the answer captain is no, never."She stormed away in a damn strop.

"Feisty piece ent her ?"I queried,"I got the Johnny Cash,"I said,"If thee sentiment I were blooming messing."

Almighty Mc's eyes bulged as I showed a pocket full moon of gold.

"occupy a glass of vino Captain,"he said,"Perhaps."

"Oh no, no way,"the former daughter insisted and they too rushed away.

"Let her calm down a bit,"Lord Mc suggested,"I have a nice Madeira wine."

"Go on then, I'll have a blinking pint."I said. He gave me about enough to submerge a bloody mouse, tight fisted sod.

He had his missus go and sorting Francis out.

I heard a ruction,"Get off me !"I heard the girl protest,"plosive it, halt it mother I would rather die than marry that awful man."

"Whats bloody on ?"I asked,"I offered a fair damn toll, what's unseasonable wi her."

I stood up and went where the girl went, following the strait up the stairs me hobnail rush clattering on fresh polished oak base, trough I got to her bed room.

The mother were there with two chamber maids and the housekeeper. Poor Francis had her dress off and looked like she been whacked across face with a dead Haddock. Stunned she were.

All she had on were her corsets and knee length stockings, no knickers or nothing but showing her genitals and nice creamy thighs.

The mothern and housekeeper grabbed Francis and spread her legs all-inclusive,"Take a spirit Captain,"Lady Mc invited with a smirk.

"Get off her you damn bullies, sodomist off,"I snapped,"I don't her maulered about by the the like of you. Go on. Get out."

"But captain,"Lady Mc replied but the glint of illumination off me sticker blade soon changed her bloody melody,"Leave them, get out, get out."

"Are you about to remove me Captain ?"Francis asked.

I kicked the room access shut and bolted it.

"No, I'd defeat your bloody mother if I was you,"I said as I approached the bed,"Don't fret jeune fille, I never had to thrust a bloody wench to love me in me all-fired life."

She sat on the boundary of the bed and covered her buck private as I approached.

I knelt down bfore her and gently pulled her hand away. She shuddered. I gave her a minute.

"Don't fret, I'll not hurt thee."I promised and then first I ran me fingers gently up her second joint and then I started to region her cunt sassing with me finger's breadth. It weren't the first-class honours degree meter. Her bitch was well used.

"facial expression like you been bloody shagging already ?"I announced

"Oh no, of course not,"she insisted,"How can you say such a thing ?"

"wellspring your bloody hymen ‘ s long gone,"I observed,"If thee ent had a fucking feller I suppose thee's been fucking thee's sen wi a bloody Candle then has tha ? Like I caught me flaming Sister doing a time or two ?"

"How did you know ?"she demanded.

"I weren't born bloody yesterday,"I explained as I undid me big pirates belt and let me trews fall,"Army of the Pure call it our little bloody secret shall us ?

"aspect senior pilot,"she protested but me fingers were no fucking strangers to a skirt's pussy and wi me hitchhike on her small nub her tits were getting nice and pointy.

She started breathing lowering

"Bloody fortnight wi out a nooky,"I explained,"Can't expect me to arrest now lass."I kicked me trews off me boots.

"But Captain,"she protested.

I weren't born yesterday, no good ramming me shaft at her, I had to be suttle.

I leaned forward and kissed her neck opening, her weren't expecting it, so I kissed me way down across her titty and on down to her cumulus. She sort of wriggled. and gasped. I slid back a bit and kissed me way up her thigh till I got me clapper in the channel between her rim down there.

"Nooo,"she said but I were not about to be denied. Her slit was getting really moist now so I decided it were now or fucking never and I stood up before aiming me old man at her cunt.

"What's it to be lass, will thee bloody read me ?"I asked me knob straining like a crashing Mizzen mast in me hand.

Her eyes were comparable saucers, she said nowt but grasped me thickening and helped me aim it in her. I pressed a bit and me bloody knob end just shot up her soppin'wet bloody slit like an Anchor up a hawse pipe.It were bloody heaven. Right in boulder clay me egg were banging on her crotch,"What the bloody hell sizing bloody candle youm been using ?"I asked.

"Oooh captain,"she simpered,"That's so, ah,"

"Big ?"I asked."See being bloody have a go at it ent so fucking bad is it ?"

"Like a big warm supple candela, Surprisingly pleasant,"she agreed,

"So what's it to be lass."I asked,"Wed me or tek brass for the crashing fuck. Once I shot me blooming load in thee its for blooming liveliness like, if thee can't stomach it say now and I'll shoot me bloody load over thee belly and say no more about it."

"And the money ?"she asked.

"Fifty guineas,"I said,"Not bad for shooting me bloody lode over thi bloody belly ?"

"Thank you kindly Captain, but shoot away sir,"she insisted,"For I fear you can not restrain yourself and I believe you have a form warmness under that blunt Yorkshire exterior."

"Thee want's me to shoot a VD of hot spunk up thee then, does thee ?"I asked.

She nodded,"Indeed I do,"she muttered,"So do your worst Captain."

Me ballock was bloody crinkling and me cock was all-fired throbbing and suddenly it were too late for all-fired pullin'out and she was well fucked with me juice pumping in her like a pint of Newton and Ridley pumping from beer tap.

"How was that then lass ?"I asked when I recovered a bit.

"Surprisingly pleasant Captain,"she chuckled,"Next meter perhaps you will bath first so it is less like being ravished by a wild boar."

"Bathe be buggered, I fell in bloody Mersey yesterday,"I explained as I pulled out of her,"Suck me crashing cock firmly I want's t'fuck thee again. ``

"Only when you have asked me to wed you,"she laughed

"I already did,"I reminded her.

"I think not,"she replied,"But you may suck my teats if it helps to rout out you."And with that she pulled her knocker right out of her corset and ordered,"Off with your shirt I wish to palpate your manly chest against mine."

"You ent got a manly chest,"I laughed,"Quite the bloody opposite,"and I pulled my shirt and robe off and held her ending. Our lip met, our tongues entwined. It do n't count much what they bloody look like wi your natural language in their gob, so me cock reared and before I knew it we was bloody piece of ass again. Bloody bint was insatiable.

We gave it an hr or so before we went back downstairs. God Almighty and Lady Mc was waiting.

"We're getting wed,"I explained,"If you're accordant like ?"

"Absolutely old chap, extolment,"Lord Mc chortled,"Let us suffer the troth announced in Lancashire evening post.

"Bugger that I'm a bloody sea captain, '' I explained,"We can nip down bloody harbour and I can do all-fired marriage, no blinking need to waste fucking governance on bloody vicars. In fact we can bloody do it now."

Anyway her wanted her day in church so we're getting wed official like, and do you roll in the hay after we fucked a time or two her started smiling at me and her looks quite bloody comely if you squints a bit and the lighting behind her. But at end of fucking day its what they fucks like what issue and she's flaming champ and no misunderstanding, even if she do come from bloody Lancashire .
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