King Dong : A Monster Flick Lampoon Act 1


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King Dong : A freak Movie Parody

by the Perv Otaku

Based on `` King Kong '', Screen looseness by James Creelman and Book of Ruth rose, from an mind conceived by Edgar Wallace and Marian C. Cooper

And the root said : `` And lo, stunner looked upon the strong suit of the wolf. And she stayed her feet from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved. '' - Old Japanese byword

ACT I

The ship sat quietly at the sour grass as Easton approached. A exclusive sentry go stood post at the gangboard. `` Hey, is this the film work party ship ? '' he asked.

'' The penetration ? Yeah, this is the one, '' the guard answered. `` Why, are you in the crew ? You going on this crazy voyage ? ``

'' What 's so crazy about it ? '' Easton asked.

'' I dunno, but there are a lot of rumor floating around that something ai n't quite right about this ship and the guy in mission of it. ``

'' You mean Karl Dickem, right ? ``

'' That 's the one, '' the guard said. `` I hear he likes to hit grownup films in exotic locations, as close as he can to the wildlife, has girls strut around naked right side by side to tigers and stuff and nonsense. ``

'' Yeah, he 's a bit extreme, okay, '' Easton acknowledged.

'' Hey, you, what do you require ? '' shouted someone from on circuit board the ship.

'' Is Dickem on display panel ? I need to see him. I 'm Easton, his talent agentive role, '' Easton said.

'' Shit, get up here, then. You better have dependable word for him, he 's been going out of his mind. ``

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The captain was in his cabin with Karl discussing their problem. `` countersign 's gotten out that we 're carrying an arsenal in the hold. We 'll probably have an inspector on board tomorrow, and he 's not going to be felicitous to see all your guns and gas bombs that we do n't have proper paperwork for. ``

'' Goddammit. If we get into a sound maze, we 'll miss our windowpane for ripe weather condition before monsoon season sets in, '' Karl growled.

'' I 'll still get you there, '' the captain said.

Karl replied, `` Oh, of course you will, but shooting outdoors when it 's raining for two thirds of the day only fucks up the schedule and budget. ``

'' Even so, you always come back with a film, and everybody says there 's no porn director like Karl Dickem, '' said the captain.

Easton and the former man came in at that moment. `` Easton ! Where the shtup have you been ? I was about to go call you, '' Karl declared.

'' tinker's damn, I would n't have bothered coming out here if I 'd know that, '' said Easton.

Karl made origination. `` This is Easton, my most reliable talent agent. Easton, master Anglerod, and the guy who led you in is Jack Enoff, my male histrion for this shoot. Now where 's the girl you promised to regain me ? ``

'' Ca n't be done, Dickem, '' Easton answered.

'' Bullshit. You 've got to. You 're the only agent left in this stinkin'townsfolk that will administer with me. I 'm relying on you, '' Karl said.

'' expression, I 've personally got nothing against you, Karl, but your report is too much now. None of the girls want to go near you with your foolhardiness and your secrets, '' protested Easton.

'' hell, he has n't even say me where exactly where we 're going yet, '' Anglerod said.

'' See ? It 's bullshit like that keeping me from finding a girl to beam off with you to God knows what, '' said Easton.

'' SOB, you make it sound like I 've never brought anybody back alive ! '' Karl said. `` And I suppose Los Angeles is n't dangerous at all ! There are XII of miss out there in more danger on the city streets than they 'd ever be in with me ! ``

'' At least in L.A. they know what they 're in for, '' Easton mumbled.

'' I need a young woman tonight, Easton. We 're setting out at dawn tomorrow, '' Karl demanded.

'' What 's the goddamn rush, Karl ? ``

'' I have my understanding. ``

'' facial expression, fuck you, man. If this is how you 're operating now, I 'm gladiola I could n't find you a daughter, '' Easton said.

'' fuck you right back. I 'm not giving up just because you 're too incompetent to find me a girl with a backbone. I 'm going to make the greatest porn motion picture the world has ever seen, something cipher 's even dreamed of, '' Karl said, making he way to the door.

'' Where are you off to ? '' Anglehorn asked.

'' I 'm going to get a lady friend for this plastic film, even if I have to charter a whore off a street nook ! '' Karl declared.

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'' wellspring, I do n't usually see you around here this late, Karl, '' the barkeeper said.

'' Shut up and give me a whisky, '' Karl snapped back. `` I 'm in a real spot and I need a drink. near make it a two-bagger. ``

'' Sure, Karl, calm down. Take your swallow, go have a fundament, relax and enjoy the little girl. We 've got some fresh faces tonight I think you 'll enjoy. I know I have, '' the barkeeper replied, handing over the meth. Karl did as he suggested and found a position up against the stage. The girl there was just finishing her saltation. She gathered the confidential information that had collected on stage along with her throwaway lingerie, and left.

A new birdcall started up as the adjacent girl came out, this one a blonde with shoulder-length crinkled hair. Her motility were amateurish and clumsy but showed potentiality. The handful of drunken frequenter did n't seem to take care though, especially when she stripped out of her bra, unleashing her DD breasts. When she got around to removing her panties with a flourish, she suddenly seemed more in her element. She stopped bothering with dance whole step and started practically making erotic love to herself on stage, her custody roaming up and down the breaking ball of her soundbox, making a show of squeezing her ass and her tits. She spread her slender legs extensive and ran her fingers up and down through the thick-skulled hair surrounding her twat, all but masturbating for the enjoyment of her audience.

Karl fished a five dollar mark notice from his notecase and waved it so she could see. She smiled, got down on all quaternity, and crawled seductively across the leg to him. He teased her by pulling it back to draw her finisher, close sufficiency to look into her shining blue middle, and then held it out to her so she could nobble it from his fingers with her dentition. She stood up and paraded around the edge of the level, letting the cheering men all get a close look. As the medicine reached its end, she collected her tips and lingerie, then departed the stage with one last look directly at Karl. He winked at her.

He left his seat, moved to a table away from the microscope stage, and waited for her to come to him. He smiled widely as she approached, panties back on but her tits swinging free. She came around behind him and leaned down, pressing them into his back. `` Hey there mister, can I interest you in a private dance ? ``

She was n't afraid to get unbent to the point. Karl liked that. `` Lead the way, '' he replied. Of row he knew the way to the vertebral column room perfectly well, but this way he got to learn her ass some more as he followed her there. Once the door closed behind him, he placed a generous measure of money on the board and sat back. The young woman settled into his lap immediately, rubbing her dead body up against his. `` So what 's your story, sweet cheeks ? How 'd you end up in this asshole jam strip club ? ``

'' Oh, Same as a lot of the other girls, '' the sexy blonde replied. `` Too slutty in high school day, finally got knocked up my senior yr. Parents disowned me. I had to send the kid into surrogate care, then I came here to try to eke out a living doing the only stuff I 'm good at. ``

Karl smiled. He sensed that street smarts were the only thing that kept her from being every bit the bimbo she looked like. He moaned softly in delight as she waved her tits in his brass. `` You ever do any movies ? ``

'' I was a fluffer girl for a duad. They were going to give me a camera role for the adjacent one, but the studio closed down suddenly. ``

'' Ah, lousy shady operations. Listen. You know who I am ? '' Karl asked.

'' Should I ? '' the girl said.

'' Karl Dickem, at your help. ``

'' The smut director that films in jungle and stuff ? ``

'' That 's me. What about you, you one of these city girls that loses her shit if she sees a rat or some hemipteron ? ``

'' No sir, born and raised in the country. ``

'' What 's your name, sweet impertinence ? ``

'' Anne. Anne Deeper, '' she answered.

'' Anne, I think you may be arrant for my following picture. It 's escapade, celebrity, money, and we leave tomorrow daybreak on an ocean voyage to pack us there. Think of it : a relaxing and aphrodisiac sea sail, what better way to open a porno film ? Are you interested ? ``

She regarded her unexpected helper. He was middle-aged, rather heavy, starting to go bald, and had the air of a huckster used car salesman about him. In early actor's line, a unfeigned Hollywood director, smut or otherwise. He was clearly as untrustworthy as any of them, and that did n't matter in the slightest. `` Oh, absolutely I am ! '' Anne said, nodding her school principal. `` What do I stimulate to do ? ``

'' Well now, I need to make sure you can cut it. take hold a little tryout for you, if you know what I mean, '' Karl said with a sly smile.

'' We are n't supposed to fuck customers in the back elbow room though, '' she protested.

Karl put a assure hand on her cheek. `` Hey now, I wo n't narrate. Besides, if you show me you 've got what it takes, you 'll never birth to amount back here again. '' Anne nodded, got to her articulatio genus, and got in use undoing Karl 's pants. She had his hard cock in her mouth practically the moment it sprung free. Karl moaned, `` Ohhhhhhhh yes, that 's right on. Let me see your real talent. ``

Determined to print him, she took it all the way inside, stuffing her backtalk with his meat. Fortunately he was only of average size. She bobbed her head up and down, fucking him with her fount. Then she paused at the top of a shot and swirled her tongue around his pecker head, teasing it, massaging it. Her experience was obvious, and the increased volume of his moan encouraged her onward. She licked downward along his diaphysis, and then back up.

'' Come up here, girl, and let me at those tits of yours, '' Karl demanded. At this distributor point her pussy was burning to palpate his rod inside her, so she straddled him and slid her dripping slit easily over its length. He moaned again and quickly attacked her breasts, squeezing them with his hands and licking and sucking them with his mouth. It was Anne 's bout to moan now as she moved her hips up, down, and around, grinding his tool against her insides.

'' Let me see that nice ass of yours, '' Karl requested next, pushing her off his lap. She obediently stood up, turned around, and bent down over the table. She felt him give her ass a couple of good spanks, and then he reentered her slit hard from behind. She gasped at the prompt ledger entry and moaned deeply as he pounded his prick into her rapidly. `` Fuuuuck yeeess ! You 've got a real slut 's instinct for this, Anne. You 've got the job. Pack a bag and get together us at the docks. I 'll give you the address. Now turn around and land up me off. ``

She got back to her knee joint and resumed sucking and licking his cock, this time with the taste of her own juices on it too. Finally, she heard him reaching his climax, and eagerly drank down the ardent jism that filled her mouth.

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As the ship headed out, Anne stood on deck, marveling at the activity of the sailors. One of them, shouting society to the others, backed into her without looking, nearly knocking her over. `` What the— what are you doing out on deck ? '' he demanded.

'' I 'm sorry, I was just so singular about everything. I do n't mean to be in the way, '' Anne said.

'' You 're the girl that Dickem dredged up, are you ? '' he asked.

'' Yes, I 'm Anne. This is all so sex ! My first literal function and my low time on a ship, '' she said.

'' I 'm tar. I 'm actually your co-star, but I used to be in the navy so I 'm helping out on plank too, since we 're short-handed. I do n't know what Karl is thinking with this trip. If we did n't demand you for the shoot, well, a ship is no place for a charwoman, '' tar declared.

'' Oh, afraid I 'll be a distraction ? '' Anne challenged.

Jack smiled with a lewd glint in his eye, `` I know for certain you will be. ``

Anne smiled back. He certainly looked like a naval forces man, broad-shouldered with the demeanor of genuine long suit but also discipline. `` Well then, Jack, I look forward to working under you, and on top of you too. Until then I 'll do my best to outride out of the way. ``

'' See that you do, '' Jack said, and headed off back to work.

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As Nox fell, most of the sailors started settling down into their nonsensicality below decks. This came to an abrupt end when the door opened and Anne stepped in. `` Oh, hello there. So this is where you all have gotten off to, '' she said.

'' You lost, ma'am ? '' one of the sailors asked. `` I thought you 'd been designate one of the cabins. ``

'' Well yes, I was, but I got lonely and thought I 'd explore the ship a little, '' she said, deliberately rubbing up against each man as she stepped into their midst. `` I do n't suppose you male child hump how to keep on a lady friend fellowship ? ``

The boater gave each other unsettled looks. `` fountainhead sure, but… '' one began, then trailed off.

'' We thought you were only on board for shooting that movie, '' another finished.

'' Boys, boys ! '' Anne said cheerfully. `` Have n't you ever heard of rehearsal ? '' The sailor looked at each former again, until one of them finally took the initiative. He was standing behind Anne, so he reached around her with both hand and took delay of her white meat, giving them a good clinch. `` Mmmm, that 's right, '' Anne encouraged, leaning back into him.

At that, the men jumped into action. One pulled her towards him and gave her a deep kiss with a solid groping of her tits, then he passed her along to the next man, who did the same. As each sailor took his turning, she felt her skirt get pulled off, then her blouse, then her panties and bra. By the clip she was naked, half the men were too, and the other half were hastily getting there. She felt a hard cock rubbing against her ass boldness, and with a big grinning she leaned down to take another cock into her mouth.

She moaned as the leghorn behind her pushed into her cunt, which was batch wet and set with anticipation. She eagerly sucked on the one in her mouth as she got pounded from behind with vigour. She guessed the guy inside her probably had n't gotten laid in a patch. Hell, most of them probably had n't. He did n't last recollective, either. She felt him go tense and fire off his jism inside her with a loud moan. He pulled away and was instantly replaced by another tool. She reached for a free peter to her right wing and guided it towards her mouth, displacing the guy she had been sucking.

Though it was cramped quarters, each of the crewman shuffled around her and took their turns in Anne 's sass and depositing their lashings inside her pussy. She 'd had two orgasms herself by this meter. Yet when the conclusion one finished, she did n't sense fulfil yet. She looked around and found a bluejacket whose putz was about gear up to go again, and guided him to sit down on a bunk. She dipped two fingers into her pussy and scooped out a commixture of her juices and the collective cum of the set up leghorn, then pushed the fingers into her bunghole to get it make. She straddled the bluejacket, easing her kitty down onto his stiff rod, then looked back over her berm and said, `` Well come on boys, my ass ai n't gon na stuff itself ! ``

deuce-ace of the sailors suddenly discovered renewed disembodied spirit in their stopcock and stepped forward. The closest one sank his meat into Anne 's stake doorway while the other two hung back to hold off their turns. Anne moaned loudly, and said, `` That 's it, sate me up, move over it to me grueling ! '' The boater behind her complied with the request and pounded her rapidly, while she did her Charles Herbert Best to impart some of that gesture to moving up and down on the cock beneath her.

With a short grunt, the sailor finished off inside her for a second clock time and stepped back. Once again, the other men eagerly took turning stuffing her with their cocks and filling her with their cum. Anne was too busy moaning to continue giving them further verbal encouragement, but they needed none anyway as they kept both her pussy and ass filled. She was tight to her orgasm, but could see that she was running out of sailor boy again, and needed to take affair into her own hands. Or rather, she took her breasts into her own hired man, and gave both her nipple a hard exigency. This put her body over the edge, and back arched as she screamed out in flood tide. She had a final, minor orgasm as the last of the men dumped his second warhead of the night into her.

She gathered up her dress, not bothering to put them on, and with a big smile said, `` Thanks a lot boys, we 'll have to do it again sometime. Good Nox, now. '' She slipped back out of the crew quarters, and could hear them hoot and holler in appreciation. She walked back to her cabin in the repose moonlight, totally nude person and with a terrific total of cum dripping down her thighs.

Continued in Act II

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© the Perv Otaku, 2019

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