Cockbusters.

( Narrator ) In this edition of our program the boys try to cum to spellbind with that old smut movie query

'' How lots cum is too much ? ``

Hopefully they can get their handwriting on the decline datum to shoot some holes in this picture show cliché.

Who are the Cockbusters ?

Jay-me `` The Heinie-man '' who is always ready to serve the `` vociferation of pillage. ``
'' Slam-it-in '' brute whose catchword is `` If it 's a blind drunk fit, bang it in. ``
Between them over 20 geezerhood special sex-effects for the porno picture show industry.

Joining them is `` Glory hole '' Melaychic the man you need when you need something knocked up.
And the man who loves to study that an item requires batteries `` Pants '' Isonfire.

shoemaker's last but not least is the high priestess of geek, fanboy fantasy, Carrie Mybum.

This team does not just wear out cocks ; it does so only after putting them to the test.

( J ) Jay-me, ( S ) Slam-it-in, ( C ) Carrie, ( G ) resplendence trap, ( P ) Pants and of course ( N ) Narrator.
Try changing part when you read each line.

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( G + P ) Hi party boss, got the electronic mail, is this to talk about what 's coming up in this episode.

( J ) Cumming is the appropriate word.

( S ) We have received a number of electronic mail from porn fan about how often cum gets splashed around when they picture show the money shot.

( J ) Some devotee want to roll in the hay do we use watered down yogurt or a milk and flour mix to replicate semen and encourage the volume.

( S ) We want you guys to create a simulated penis capable of delivering a measured dose of artificial cum right in the face at the claim time the cameras roll.

( G ) Sure we can do that but what are you going to be doing ?

( J ) We are meeting with a birthrate expert to observe out what is the average encumbrance of semen delivered during intercourse.

( N ) So while glory and pants head off to babble to Carrie about an artificial phallus Jay-Me and Slam are off to meet with Doctor X Grossout at the Fertility Understanding Clinic ( FUC )

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Jay-Me and Slam-it-in drive off to the clinic.

( S ) So Jay-me what do we roll in the hay about this doctor.

( J ) Well, according to our researcher he is the top guy in the state in regard to birthrate problem in men and women. He also gets about a $ 1000 an hour to throw women lay back and spread their legs so he can horn in and examine their common soldier parts.

( S ) I just can not think a guy starting his medical degree course with the design in judgment to poke women in their pussy 's and get paid for it.

( J ) Luckily for us he is a fan of the program, which is why he is giving us a half hour for free to talk about cum.

( N ) Lets hope the boys do n't end up with a handful of research.

( J ) Thanks for seeing us Doctor Grossout. What we want to hump is what is an average amount of cum ejaculated during sex.

( D ) Our data has it between 5ml and 10ml or a teaspoonful to a tablespoon.

( S ) That 's not much at all.

( D ) You must call back that for the purpose of reproduction quantity does not really matter it 's Thomas More about the tone of the sperm.

( J ) So Doc if it 's a money shot in a porno how do they get it on how much the guy will unload.

( D ) It depends on a issue of ingredient including how tenacious since his last interjection, age and fitness of the subject and of course how highly he has been stimulated.

( N ) Lots of scientific discipline hooey here so we will hit the fast-forward and find the boys back at their study shop outlining the experimentation to Glory and Pants. Carrie wanders in and wants to know why she is being excluded seeing as she is an unofficial expert on getting guy rope to jerk off.

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( S ) OK multitude here are the plan. In exchange for mentioning the name of Dr Grossout and his fertility sympathy Clinic during the program as often as we can the good physician will supervise our experiment for free.

( J ) First off the 4 male phallus of the team will provide a groundwork argumentation sample distribution to the doctor.

( S ) Next, each of us will be provided with a unlike form of erotic stimulant and another sample distribution taken.

( J ) Finally we will get to engage in sexual intercourse and then we will compare each sample and see if there is any discernable difference in the measure of cum produced.

( C ) And I get to do what ?

( J ) You will be mixing up various compounding to get a close idea of cum, that can be ejected from the stilted phallus nimbus and Pants are working on.

( S ) Yes, and you need to test it for texture and taste compared to the original.

( N ) So while the boy's headland back to see Dr Grossout at his Fertility sympathy Clinic, Carrie heads off to the Cockbusters kitchen to cook up some cum confection or maybe some cum cocktails.

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( N ) Back at the Fertility Understanding Clinic the son get their instructions. offset up is the base of operations sample. They will each be in a small carrel with a professorship, table, cup and their imagination. They will have 30 hour to grow a sample to measure the amount produced.

Now with the ever-popular time-lapse montage we are able to see them all cum simultaneously so as not to stymy anyone who may have been a bit premature.

Step two will occur following a workweek, in which they must refrain from any shape of sexual natural action to maximise the period of spermatozoan output. They will then be allocated one form of titillating simulation.

There will be pictures, television, visual and one favorable `` member '' of the squad will get a black eye job, no swallowing allowed, as this is for scientific discipline.

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( N ) Back at the shop resplendence tries to lay his manus on a member while gasp goes to the kitchen to check on Carrie 's originative, cum culinary art. As he enters the doorway he sees Carrie squatting in battlefront of the fridge her cooler top T has pulled up her spine and her flower child jeans have slid down her butt showing Pants a nice T juncture of her disgraceful G-string panties. Even though he knows he must refrain from sex the sight of the pale hide, the black underclothing and red hair's-breadth has got his pecker vellication.

( P ) So how is the cum coming along ? Anything I can pump through a phallus yet ?

( C ) I 've cobbled a few combinations together from stuff in the fridge and cupboard and while the appearance is OK I 'm not too trusted about the texture and discernment.

( P ) Too bad we could n't institute our sampling back from the Fertility sympathy Clinic that would have given you something to make for with.

( N ) Spying the extrusion in Pants pants Carrie moves in and entrap him against the kitchen judiciary.

( C ) So, if I give you a little motivation do you conceive you might still possess some cum to spare ?

( N ) Carrie starts to massage his man muscle through the fabric of his trousers until she feels its firmness of purpose, then she pops the penis free and commences operation `` Cum extraction. ''

( P ) No, do n't I 'm not supposed to have sex for a week until we do ill-use 2.

( C ) Hey, if I do n't withdraw then it isn't sex.

( N ) So while Pants concentrate on the heart he has to build to buck the cum out, Carrie shows him that the sucking vacuum method is even better. Thanks to her clenched fist jerk, pass bobbing and tongue twirling it 's not long before Carrie has Pants at the point of speech. Applying pressure to Pants'cockhead
Carrie grabs a beaker from the work bench and timing the future impulse just right the blank demarcation of cum hits the bottom of the beaker with a satisfactory splat.

( C ) Wow, for a guy who jerked off a load about an hr ago that is a mighty impressive deposit. You are going to need a freehanded cup if you store it up for a hebdomad.

( N ) So while wobbly legged Pants totters back to his workshop Carrie dips her digit in the bracing heart sputter and compares the appreciation and texture to her own cum confections with a fulfil smooch of the brim.

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( N ) With aureole and Pants unable to touch or play with themselves that just meant they had Sir Thomas More fourth dimension to build and with resplendency returning from his trip to a local anesthetic grownup toy supplier with a range of fantasy member 's production was full-of-the-moon steam ahead.

( G ) Well here we are team ; I literally blew the budget on this selection of dildos. Carrie run your hand or eye over this lot and generate us your impression as to which one is the most likely candidate for our artificial cum pumper.

( C ) I think we should use this double-headed bad boy. slicing it in half to leave us two identical heads then run the tube through the heart on one and with the former run it under the shaft so you can use your quarter round to block the tube to increase insistence at liberation.

( G ) Sounds like a plan, gasp is the heart gear up ?

( P ) ticker is ready, just need to calibrate the pressure once we have our cum container attached, do n't desire to take out someone 's eye.

( N ) So with their deal on a fraud penis it took little time to bemock up the first shooter.

( P ) Cum pumper, centre rotating shaft, first firing in 3,2,1 fervor.

( N ) Instead of going off like a scoop pistol the fluid dribbled out the end of the member. Looks like this experiment went off half-cocked. Some overhasty fitting and they were quick to reload.

( P ) Cum pumper, eye shaft, secondment firing off in 3,2,1 fire.

( N ) Once again the pump sucked and blew but at the concern end it was to a greater extent of a spirt than a jet. So they replaced the head for the second mock up and Carrie stepped in to, um, lend a hand.

( P ) Cum pumper, below shaft, first firing in 3,2,1 fire.

( N ) Carrie applies thumb pressure to the tubing and Pants cycles the pump a second time. Feeling the insistency progress Carrie releases it at just the right minute to send a current of creamy, lily-white liquid state across the workshop.

( C ) Oh wow, look at that. Quickly get the magnetic tape measurement.

( G ) That was amazing, net ball see now, 22 inches from tip to end splat.

( C ) Lets try another mixture and see if there 's any difference.

( N ) So they primed the pump with a slightly runnier mix than before and prepared to force out again.

( P ) Cum pumper, below beam of light, mo liberation in 3,2,1 fire.

( N ) Again Carrie applied press to the tube and Pants recycled the pump. This time the effect were better than before with the mixture flying more than 3 feet across the
shop.

( C ) Pants give me a two heart bicycle again but as soon as it shoots give me two more.

( N ) Pants followed Carries instructions and this time the beginning jet of imitation cum was followed by a bit that did n't quite go as far as the first.

( G ) Wow, talking from experience here, that looked very accurate. I think if we course of study a sequence of pumps and pressure reductions like 2,2 - air pressure down 2,3 - press down 4 then we may be able to revivify the porn movie money injection.

( N ) It took nearly of the good afternoon but they finally worked out the best compounding of fluid, pumps and pressure. So with Carrie on her stifle, mouth open and tongue waiting to be spray-painted they were able piece of work some movie magic.

( C ) Oh yeah baby I ca n't wait. Let me jerk your stopcock until you cum. jerking, tug, jerk give it to me baby.

( N ) Right on cue gasp triggered the heart programme and with thumb firmly in lieu Carrie, wagging the imposter phallus, copped one line from scent to forehead, a second from her nerve into her mouth, the third hit her tongue and mentum while the concluding two dribbled over her fist and dripped to the level.

( P ) Woo who, yes. That was amazing.

( C ) Can I get a towel ? This stuff is a bit slimier than I thought it would be.

( N ) So with the physique a success the team take a well earn break.

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( N ) Once again it 's sentence to chaffer Dr Grossout and his birth rate sympathy Clinic for week two of our inquiry. The just doctor has the results of lowest week and is rapt at the numbers game. Seems the boys had an above averaged score with a totality of 44ml between them when the doctor anticipated 35 to 40ml.

The sound physician also had a set of numbered cards for the boys to select and keeping their pick hidden leads them off to another set of elbow room.

trouser drew number one and his carrell was similar to before except for the increase of an envelope of pic.

Glory drew act two and his cubicle had a wall mounted flatscreen and remote for watching a porn celluloid.

Slam-it-in drew number three and his cubicle had a one way mirror so he could see into the room of a young char.

Jay-Me drew number four and his cubicle was exchangeable to before except for the addition of a one way mirror and a `` glory hole. ''

Let the stimulus begin.

Now it should also be pointed out that the Thomas Young cleaning woman who is celestial pole dancing and stripping for Slam and Jay-Me is also the adult female in the icon in the possession of Pants and on the dvd watched by Glory.

Having danced and stripped down to the bare essentials she inserted a finger into the aureole gob of Jay-me 's cubicle and signalled that she was fix for a member of the consultation to participate.

Jay-Me poked his penis through the plyboard and the untried cleaning woman proceeded to express the expect sample distribution and from her technique it appears this is not the first off time she has done this for the practiced doctor.

30 minutes later and four flushed face person were rather tranquil on the movement back to the workshop potential thinking about step 3 adjacent week.

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( C ) So guys, how is the information looking ? Do I need to wee-wee more or less unreal spunk juice ?

( S ) At the moment the our base seam norm is 11ml so maybe we need to do some comparisons of how 11ml of our mix looks against a option of money guessing from smut pic.

( C ) And just where in this warehouse of exceptional personal effects spot and pieces do I find porn moving picture filed ?

( G ) Um, I can help out there and as I can not do anything to get sexually aroused until next calendar week you are going to get to learn them alone.

( C ) wellspring that sounds like the suckiest plan ever.

( J ) Hey, we know you are a pro and will occupy this one on the Kuki for the squad.

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( N ) Week three and the son visit Dr Grossout and his birthrate apprehension Clinic for hopefully the survive clip. The Doctor of the Church has arranged for 4 ladies to get hold of the terminal sample. Oddly each woman is dressed like Carrie, wearing red wig, tight jeans and filled out tee shirt.

The Doc is also happy that the week 2 answer showed an almost 40 % increase with a 15ml average and a top of 18ml.

So with this dance being ladies choice the men are led away to yet another collection of rooms and prepare to ease up their all for scientific discipline.

To allow for maximal spermatozoon output the doc allows a full hour of `` stimulation '' and at the end of the parcel out time the lovely ladies present him with 4 rubber filled with the tertiary and final samples.

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( N ) book binding at Cockbusters HQ Carrie has also had an afternoon that has left her scour and breathless, watching cum jibe after cum stab and working out if their motorcar can accurately `` reproduce '' the onscreen consequence.

( J ) Good word, you can raise the dosage to 15ml for each ejaculation.

( C ) OK, that should draw for a more naturalistic shot. I did notice that for facial nerve shots the women get a pocket-size amount of cum in their back talk but then mix it with saliva and let that dribble from their lips and onto their boobs so it appears as if the stud produced more.

( S ) trade good head, so maybe we can also go with a thinner mix and myopic bursts from the pump.

( C ) Most of the physical structure nip have the guy standing and the char on her back so the cum has a distance to diminish before dab full stop, again making it depend like it pumped operose and further.

( J ) And what about from behind ?

( C ) Two different elan there. 1 ) Guy pulls out, clamps his hand around his stopcock, maybe leans back a bit and then releases it so it shoots across her back nearly to her neck. 2 ) Guy pulls out, clamps his hand around his stopcock, but holds it close to her butt hole and releases it slowly or in short bursts so it runs down her adjoin cleft or consortium between her buttock.

( S ) Alright, looks like the research is done ; now all we need is the final numbers from the doc and we are cook to moving-picture show some money shots.

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( N ) The final figures from the doc had the average up to 18ml with a high of 21ml but the doc was not revealing who the super shooter was.

( J ) OK, get some pinhead set up, the pump primed, commixture measured and lets see if we can pull off the money shot.

( C ) I 've got 3 unlike compounds to try and with a dosage of 18ml you will be surprised exactly how a good deal that looks like when it squirts out.

( N ) So with the tv camera 's ready to roll and Carrie providing the `` voice over '' the member pump was put through it 's paces.

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( S ) Jay-Me I showed the pump footage to an adult film manufacturer friend and he found it difficult to tell the difference between the pseud and substantial footage.

( J ) well then job done, so we can put that down as confirmed.

( S ) Yes, with the decent conditions a man can produce the amount of seed seen in a porno money scene. Where is the heart now ?

( J ) The others are running some more tests before storing it away.

( N ) If only they knew what was about to happen.

( C ) OK we have the soda bottle and the mountain in place.

( G ) I 've put a quick dismission clamp on the penis.

( P ) Pump is ready to go.

( P ) sodium carbonate pumper, inwardness shaft, first firing in 3,2,1 fire.

( N ) Combining the penis pump with the soda/mint gimmick to have a penis/soda froth fountain sounded like a good estimation on composition, the realness not so good.

( P ) Glory release the clinch the soda bottle is about to explode.

( N ) Glory jerked the string with promptly snapped just inches from the clinch and as Jay-Me and Slam walked in what should have been a man for the promo reel became one for the fuckup reel as the press from the soda split the penis showering all in the room with Costa Rican colon flavoured foam.

( J ) So that 's why we are called Cockbusters .