Dead Spliff ( Caw 25 Entering )


Monster
The air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area sea mile from my plate. I was on a pursuit to stop the
squawk who was the absolute execration of my biography. The dry confidential information blew out of the south, a hot tongue of dryness that tried to suck any moisture from any thing it touched. I had miles to go just to pass the edge of her timber, then I had to skin even more international mile through the thick tangle of under coppice. It was going to be strong-armer going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.

Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern font mage extraordinaire. well, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the true bane of my life. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... cleaning woman mage though, damn good looking and a sweet-flavored fourth dimension in bed, was as alert as a cold, beat, angle. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 different womanhood. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a plot on the tube. I, like every former guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the floor, when in the front end room access walked this vision. Slender hips, abstruse blue eyes, the form you do n't beware getting lost in, legs that started at her fundament and seemed to go on forever.

Her hairsbreadth was like a very well silk that play in the sun, and her stock red lips had every man in the station
hurting for even a taste. About now I was thinking why was a commodity looking fair sex like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the enceinte shock of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this ass taken ? '' Hell who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the luckiest cocksucker in the place.
'' Sure, '' I said, `` here let me sprinkle it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used handkerchief, I cleaned the stool for her.

`` You 're very variety, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
trance charm. `` There, I think that ought to break us adequate time to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hour. `` I am no-good I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly hard to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze spell magical spell, unless you need the pattern ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a sealed set of acquisition that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue missionary work, '' she said demurely looking out through her long piebald lashes.
'' Mission ? I 've heard no word of delivery missions from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.

`` That 's because the council are the unity who are holding my baby prisoner, you remember that ice frolic final stage month ? She was taken prisoner by some low stratum mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her gurgle since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my live suit. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening Job I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't estimate her for just another pretty face getting by on her looking and business leader. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a strong vitrine against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, strong as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the substantial around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.

I looked at her genuine close. She was good, but I already knew that her Sister was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' William Tell you what, let me opine on it, '' I told her, `` let you make out tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discuss, everything and a reinforcement, '' she said running her hand up the duration of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can imagine of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' tinker's damn, I always was a mark for a tight ass like hers, plus the spellbinding sway of her pelvis as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a picayune worried about what would encounter when the charm wore off. A moment later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if aught happened.

Getting up, I headed to the backbone to clear a call. Knowing that the woman would accept me watched, this would be the only real chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my lilliputian apartment. The moment I hit the street I felt the cold, utter eyes of the watcher she had tailing me. thought I had her pegged right-hand, I knew her type, all grinning til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and dreadful death they could. Yeah, there was n't too much in this humanity as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with peril, more than I cared to include. Rounding a corner I felt a second gear set of eyes on me. My guys, proficient, they 'd drive the message.

Changing apparel, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow Nox, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get favorable after all, then an after thought, I started working my enchantment anyway. Last metre I took a berth for granted, a shit round almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the work had started to bore the shit out of me, making me less heedful to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some hellish prison. Moving past the window, I could still palpate eyes in the street following my tail every motion. Looking at the fourth dimension I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the ambition would leave me alone. Setting every Ward and warning signal I could think of, I laid on the bed. residue would definitely give me an edge.

Several 60 minutes later, I jerked awake when I felt my outmost Mary Augusta Arnold Ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable shriek that I knew was coming. Sure enough, a second later there came an ear-splitting sidesplitter of little terror rising from the bottom level. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the idiot who was trapped in my ward trap. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when people overlooked Barbara Ward. nearly, now a mean solar day were n't that potent. affair is though, I used a lot former magic than most of the modernistic mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't know about the older magic. I smiled as I watched the jester start to strangle, then choke. Sighing I released him, would n't do to ingest the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.

Walking down the stair I watched as the, hmm, not sure as shooting he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the cellblock, the ... thing began to spue and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can get away her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The following affair I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell goose egg. I had started to pass on in to snaffle my telephone, when i felt another distich of black eyes upon me. red cent, figured a woman like her probably had a throng lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the long run. Turning, I went back up to fit out for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay close-fitting attention than ever before.

I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in head. It seemed the woman had an unnatural mantrap and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my foot falls sonorous in my ear. Awful placid for this meter of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the looks of them they were well into their loving cup. Stopping a second, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the malodour of alcoholic beverage, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few mo later she seemed to drift in the door, I tried not to stare at the unforesightful hem line she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the place had to pull their jaws off the floor.

Sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another magical spell out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the side by side 29 minute she described, in detail, the prison house I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my limb as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half hour trip out of the city, stopping before a gravid two story building, actually a hall. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by more of the ... still could n't place them, opine a large puppet with small horns, a diminished ridge of spines down the rachis, short-change fang, and more than hair than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a diminished army of these matter. Huh, the lady had been busy.

`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her hired hand and was suddenly naked before me. damn ! I had to say she appeared to be thoroughgoing. Her tight ass, the untasted breasts, her dress pubic hair, hell her pussy was drooling and the olfactory property coming from her was starting to lick on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her US Army watching me, a sinister, twisted look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the point, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the warning augury. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start up before she changed her mind. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to use up her. Rising up, I drove wax distance, balls deep. Her shriek of pleasure causing me to bang harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her wooden leg around me. I felt her soundbox convulsing her muscles squeezing my fellow member, trying to draw and quarter my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a big load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay on awake, I managed to point a dozen Montgomery Ward before I passed out.

I jerked awake an hour later as several of her army were trying to weaken through my wards. Two were already dead with a few Thomas More about to join them. I reached over to wake her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my finger, it took a here and now for my wearing apparel to come. I should have headed to the council that mo, then this would have been over within 2 hr, did I ? Hell no ! As usual, I really did n't rely the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the tenth time in a one C years.
I was going to handle this my ego. I should have noticed the rigidifying in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my major power ! Trying to take a step, I found my leg and groundwork were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor turn I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized most of my spine.

I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was dead for sure. It 'd take twenty-four hour period for the turn to
completely reverse. Concealing my ego, I did something unsafe, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her Sister 's cell empty. beneficial, the male child had moved her from here. Now I just had to go the night and promise she did n't receive the knowledge to run out all my powers. I could hear her as she tried to destroy the prison house. I do n't think she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for zippo, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to wish that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could hear her moving through the forest, setting everything on fire. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An time of day later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, occur for me if you dare ! I have a strong liaison to all your mogul, arrive fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a consequence later.

I felt the riposte spell starting to work. At to the lowest degree my spine was n't unanimous now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the contact I could n't call them. But the bitch had been wrongly about one thing. She had n't gotten all my powers, most yes. Sex had a tendency to afford one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. Sure she was a great lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingers, of course of action ! A mile away, I felt her lurch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !

Looking at the prison, I wished I could serve them but I had more pressing problems. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping spindle to turn back faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to take thirster to reverse it. Picking up a straightforward ramification, I started the long walk back to my place. 2 hr later, I was at the boundary of the city. I had a path but not in the daytime. I could see the multitude running in brat, then the council would liaise, not good. They 'd avail me sure but they 'd probably induce the patch reverse an inch a class, just as penalization. respective hr later I crept into my room, grabbing my most powerful wand/cane I started out for her hall. The sun was rising when I made the desert arena. I had started crossing with the rising sun. one-half way across I felt another of my baron slip back. Problem was, it was still a small mogul, but at least now I had enough to keep myself alive.

The sun was already starting to set, when the tree diagram line that was the edge of the property came within plenty. I was now starting to feel more and more of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still Tree solution. At least I was starting to find more human like than Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree like. Finally, reaching the tree diagram job, I waved my wand and could faintly see a path through. Looking down, I saw that the creep had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the get-go of my major powers. Smiling, I felt her affright when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach and bring it back, only to get evacuate air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that potent did n't you ? Even as washy as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a gripe, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll cling your balls on the wall as my first and skillful trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to love you. delight ! funny remark, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could feel her choler rising, serious !

I had just reached the boundary of the forest when there was a huge rumbling behind me, using my power ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her scream as she burst through the presence doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a suddenly man ! Then I 'm going after the low stage ass that captured my babe ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in watch glass. efficient, though I knew it would n't hold her tenacious, it might be enough for me to get a few more abilities back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to have my cock out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn moth-eaten to me there. A instant, then third base of my John Roy Major power had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupefied bitch, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to take your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fucking. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her thing swept out of the mansion house threatening to bury me. I started to ruin them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.

Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her oculus grew wide as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stronger than you, '' I started to rip harder, feeling more strength return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to rule all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, belligerent excuses for living brute. I WILL rule or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should kill her and I knew I was probably going to enamor hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a mark for a smashed ass. Spinning the cane again, this meter I put everything into it, a hell of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody execution the unanimous time she 'd birth her retaliation, then finally blessed quiet, damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more sinewy than her and still she insisted I was nothing.

My ward finally cleared the last of her army. I had at to the lowest degree another hour before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the destruction our fight had wrought, there were hardly any living thing left. About that time my hold up partner appeared, `` stag Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn dying wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as very much, a few hour later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know better than to expose th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your trade protection, your police force. shut out the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the whole council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't pass on me any shit. You 'll have my report and my mother fucking badge in the dayspring. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the elderberry bush. `` If you want to come after me, go right ahead. I guarantee I will study out at to the lowest degree half the council before it is done. ``

I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triple wards around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his top dog as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The adjacent good morning I still felt a midget bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office staff. The back of an old factory opened as I waved my deal. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my story, not too bad. Only 23 varlet, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commanding officer 's desk, I handed him the paper, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morning ), finally my mage police document and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can take in my ass, '' funny story but he was smiling.
'' glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` underworld, all you can kiss my ass, crap ! ``

Leaving, I started to get that amusing impression again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The elderberry bush appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a monolithic amount of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the solid hatchet man, police agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't have sex, I guess you were a yes man. You followed orders within the law but never beyond, it took this compositor's case to separate you from it. ``
'' waiting, you 've been waiting for me to recite you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get well-worn of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elder said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a command post. '' he said.
'' O.K., '' I said a broad smile on my face, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the senior blushed, `` Oh, a minor item, my girl, she 's youth, only 200 but she wants to have a sister with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to saturate her at least twice a day. '' It was my turn to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy crap ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! clear-cut skin, long hair, long legs, and what a besotted ass ! Maybe matter were starting to look up for once, at least after the last 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a plastered ass .
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