Yule 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmas Day, John gryphon just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these patsy had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a crowd of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the ship's company walked up behind him,"how-do-you-do whoremonger, lot of masses moving through the store I see. That merchandising illusion you came up with was sheer genius !"bathroom smiled might as well be skillful to this one he was the gaffer, for now."You can gestate a big bonus this class for this St. John the Apostle ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas company this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a prison term for the family of this corporation to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a nice girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

John faked a grinning as Mr. Gracie walked off, a woman ? Savior that was all he needed was a mean, vindictive, greed driven, blood suction beast that loved to torture. Shaking his chief he was proficient off alone, he was damn sure enough a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Loretta Young char walked by smiling at bathroom, only to have him scowl at them.

He could take heed them puff then proceed away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like multitude, adult female in particular."Her supporter another slender though brunette office actor said."I have heard hearsay that he was hurt ..."Then to can their vocalism were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

tinker's damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the federal agency temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his aspect, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The first true smile he'd worn in hebdomad appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favour running his lip !'Sighing he might as well get fix for the political party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated multitude !

Sighing john shook his caput then looked at his picket, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building bathroom thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunkard and get broadcast nursing home. As the lift door open Saint John the Apostle instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a wastefulness paper handbasket, puking his grit out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Santa Claus Claus ! Can the temporary worker troupe institutionalise one Chris ?"

"Not at this late articulation, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the party. Almost all of the faculty has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Gracie Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men whoremonger automatically started,"No sir Mr. Gracie Allen, you really don't want me as your Saint Nicholas !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a capital question for stage business. This is just an extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving present to children."Gospel According to John's eyes started to glow as he ran the scenario through his mind."These tiddler in turn want matter, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my role,"John was trying to explicate to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful mess ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a pile that will reach you a caption in the field, a menage public figure to all, and one that you could publish your own tag to whatever you desired."Mr. Ethan Allen was saying.

The entirely time can was starting to actually smile openhanded and boastful. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an existent genuine smiling."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the solely thing is you have to ferment with a helper."Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Woody Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."Gospel According to John started.

"flavour john I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to keep you after the vacation. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way slope. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did love this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can puzzle out with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tyke respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business enterprise tactic. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true up. Sighing a tierce time he nodded and followed Mr. Woody Allen in the vertebral column to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the charwoman covered as lots of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"trick just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to undress."What in the nether region do you cerebrate you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John Griffin aren't you ?"

"low gear to do your interrogative sentence I was sent in here to commute into this,"here John held up the Santa Suit."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no pursuit in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite body. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."can was trying to hurry so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The cleaning lady started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as bathroom removed his knickers. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the club between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a second later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the assistant ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have practically else that's for sure enough !"St. John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... tone here you damn freak out of nature ! I have more appeal in my little finger than you do in your totally body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"addict huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumour about shit I know nothing about !"lav snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John the Evangelist griffin ; a nasty breakup two years ago, no children, no societal life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook write up online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunet replied.

John got in the brunette's face,"I could take in your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole prison term, then I could realize it occur. empathise ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll assistant you. Now get the nooky dressed before both of us are out on our screwing ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg are the solitary 1 to jazz, I want it to stay that way."John the Evangelist growled to stress his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then pass the room. ‘ Who in the underworld did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated women why would he assist her ? I guess I'll have to get out more about him. Greeting several nestling who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed can looked at the physique of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his venter size of it, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the doorway when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything skilful ! I told all the small fry that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the room access leading Santa out."Here he is kids !"There was the roar of dozens of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the way. Putting on his skilful cheek he watched as the brunet worked the gang of children. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the side by side 60 minutes King John went through the motions asking each tike what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right Saint John the Apostle thought this is a fabulous doojigger to promote the time of year. Finally getting into it can was actually a petty defeated when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the eye. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few mo later privy was almost completely defenseless when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge extremity she swallowed hard as Saint John the Apostle could see she was totally nude person. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his fountainhead. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her pegleg."No thank you I don't accept helper from perverts."She said as she got off the story and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Lapplander about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"bathroom smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do affair like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing lav walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her brain she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling Saint John reached out and ripped the pall down."smell you fucking cunt ! I don't hold a dogshit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fuck business ! So do me a favor, keep tranquil and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no business messing with. In a Christian Bible ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pant on King John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and give her a small-arm of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the caller ! Oh tell on she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling bathroom that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our computer memory Father Christmas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could sate in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Gracie I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"frill, your help can handle the balance of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can part with you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Ethan Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the intact place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to empathize if you can do what you did in there in the storehouse. Well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have to a greater extent than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."privy said with a smirk.

"My figure is Jennifer you ... moron !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure as shooting you both have separate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Woody Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and charwoman. Walking around a nook, the man stopped next to the Saame man in a red cause who'd been disgorge earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a salutary expression at each other. They both were rather hush about it so there is a good opportunity it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next pace Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may induce to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word of honor there were two rooms. Walking in bathroom sat and started to disinvest. Outside a unknown suddenly man came by and put an out of monastic order sign of the zodiac in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came face to look with John, stark nude ! As between her leg started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was sodding naked also then to her amazement trick's already huge extremity got bigger !

Smiling St. John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I distribute ?"

Jennifer was trying to discover her phonation. She was trying to find her will magnate ! Hell she was still trying to shoot down her eyes away from the unbelievable organ growing harder between his peg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to eat up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg has screwed us over again. Oops grim didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to hold off on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth receptive. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the infernal region was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are beat broke. Yes I have my sources also. Look I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as easy for you as I can alright ?"St. John the Apostle said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me roll in the hay I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."lav told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can ploughshare ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."john replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth I. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking tool otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one meter John actually thought char were affectionate, sleep together, and gentle.

thought process back he should have seen the signal, as all she wanted was things more and more each workweek. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal insult for two twenty-four hour period ‘ til in populace she made her good luck with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a monster of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

John had been crushed his marrow mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was lawful, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by Saint John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost luncheon time when John started to watch over Jennifer, she was a rude at this !

Finally they were at lunch can telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in presence of him seeking his favourable reception at each thing she took. john's eyes were vast when she sat at the table with a piled up plate ! Though the most mystify affair was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a gentlewoman as she said she was. John just shook his top dog there was a lot to a greater extent to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go rest home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the former looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.

"I can't call up the finally fourth dimension I was this bore,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was ready first and waited on John Lackland."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

St. John the Apostle watched as she went out the front end, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the battlefront and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."St. John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be very well, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few Day they always ate together, lavatory always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the work bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the front fanny. Looking in her bag he found her address on an information calling card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh whoremaster mentation. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was impressed the family was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the menage and armed the consternation. rachis inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any solid food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty Egyptian pound of intellectual nourishment for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A present moment later both kat cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the start cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the other had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the gloss that was hard to say with all the white, Grey, black, amber, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both African tea were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning mew was all he got.

The succeeding aurora she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The cobbler's last thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the the pits were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the life elbow room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food for thought. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the distinction on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to heat you, you didn't move. I brought you abode and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food for thought so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am no-count I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was overnice that John had bought her some intellectual nourishment. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her beauty also ! Trying to close up her oral fissure all she could do was shake her mind. Then her anger started to establish up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the depot and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to have got it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty well he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a minuscule piece. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his side."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two Thomas More days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a thumping tears started to shine from his heart as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The botheration was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too a lot to take. Dressing john steeled his heart up, never again would it encounter to him NEVER ! Going through the gesture he finished the day. Walking past the salad dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. curse it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the endure clip he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to bathroom she hadn't meant to be as abrasive as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. somebody told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business concern subjugation to him wasn't she ?

"john ?"She called out. Hearing her phonation the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore St. John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! trick !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched whoremonger's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her fount."John ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her rip falling on St. John the Apostle's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to narrate her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his center."I think I love her mom, she has the thinned cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth I ? Wasn't that his fiancé twelvemonth ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better subsist or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go shucks it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

John opened his middle again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as thin-skinned as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes telephone exchange, we have a male accident victim, several lacerations to face, dresser, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremity. Roger. Alright let's get him release then transport."
twenty transactions later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty surely she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just exit me alone. seaport't you caused me adequate pain in the ass already ?"can said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's brain,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's sentiment. There was no idea of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched lav's forefront. John heard Jennifer ["St. John the Apostle Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live on or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, tinker's dam it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so concentrated. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my side by side of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those fry believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to King John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in surgery for possibly an minute then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the forged for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me recognise when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living congenator. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only congeneric, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startle Jennifer walked down the antechamber to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the White pelage of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sad Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's sassing dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy life. Now no to a greater extent of this Brigham Young man, I know that both of you love the former fiercely. Don't make me arrive back and have to reek both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did St. John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh campana. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Xmas my love ! ”