I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampires are all perfectly they do n't demand me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should premise myself before I tell my tarradiddle I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walk, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be rattling but tell that to the 3 crone that created me. My Witches were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual vim from youthful men to prevent themselves young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd ride out looking young and pretty. They never harmed the men of path but when the vampires came to town the prayer of a hot beldame wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty well, did you finally get yourself a male person ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the Fang from my cervix with her pliers.

'' I did schoolmistress, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really hard. '' I replied with a smile.

'' well I 'm gallant of you my pet, did you prevent a vial to fix these cakehole ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the modest vial of deadened vampire blood I 'd use to fix the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex chick. They gave me a dainty big pecker and coated me in a special varnish, looking glass middle that looked pretty veridical, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood carving could expect. When a young vampire came to visit, looking to feed off what he thought was just 3 sister living alone, he got the surprise of his suddenly vampire spirit that it was in fact 3 Witches sustenance there and I think his net password were 'oh fuck'rightfulness before he was brutally slaughtered, a foresighted wooden lance jammed into his pith and his forefront lopped off with an antediluvian sword. roue sprayed everywhere of class, a large amount of money of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished skin flavor real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks animated ! I 've heard of vampire profligate healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do mass stimulate pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to run out it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an thought. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her conjuration books and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's root, weavel blood and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can transport him out, make them and interest them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will desire us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the magic spell open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a fountain loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't experience he 's not real until it 's too previous. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the book and I woke to my new life history. They taught me the art of lamia seduction, they would try and prick me at some full stop and when their fangs got stuck in me, my spring loaded bet would come out and I 'd jam it in their inhuman perfectly hearts.

I still remember my get-go, she was old but had on a young face. She was enamored with my appeal, fascinated by my unique smell and had to have me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotise ( glamour ) me and when my glassful centre repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her Fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the dentition from my neck opening, covered myself in blood from the pool of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic fume bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more killing, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more conservative and harder to attract.

A few calendar month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular man, she was pretty, very sassy and very huffy with long blond hairsbreadth and a corking body.

'' I said, can I buy you a beverage. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty girls, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigued because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could ingest been my similitude. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long history, I 'm here to fulfil someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet someone new. I do n't care if you 're a man cocotte, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's Milo right, you 're wearing the Negroid rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the marvelous woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, take upkeep. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by huntsman, can we maybe go straight to my situation ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd make out that. '' I replied.

'' With vampire going missing every week we have to be so conservative now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her bare body tranquil and flawless. She undid a few clitoris on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the incline of my neck before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of horror on her brass as the origin from her lip ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like ancient German, spraying line over my breast, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't irrupt like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a immature slime. The hole it left was getting nigrify though. I did n't cognise what to do, I ducked out of the way in meter to avoid the axe that her comrade swung at me but suddenly the door burst open up and my would be aggressor was shot in the heart with a crossbow deadbolt and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a patch. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many epithet, you can call me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to dig her in the gist with ash grey, which is just what I happen to take. Are you the one with the Allium sativum bomb ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have a lot of time after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's blood then once it had dried in I took a vial for the fang holes, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out day after their queen mole rat is killed to determine her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver sticker and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The lamia fairy shuddered in torment then just collapsed in a gooey messiness with only her skull leftfield in the pool. I took a prominent ampule of the green goop, set the ail bomb on it 's timekeeper then left with Clara. I dressed in the hall, the garlic bomb going off with a muffled pop and mark Clara smiling at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, lets get out of here though, they 'll bear sensed their queen is perfectly and they 'll probably send humans, I do n't vote out humans. ``

We got to a bike that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a diminished camping bus just outside of townspeople. There were garlic bulbs everywhere and little battery Mr spraying essence of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my fancy woman will concern. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the tooth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't take anything from their men, just gain energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so wind up. I have an musical theme, I 'll need to lay low for a spell but I 'll find you. Take care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Wiccan were all frantic thinking I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the tabby 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What cleaning woman, did you assure her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred vampires too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to groom those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 long time If I was n't so tired and old I 'd originate again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you Mistress. '' I said with a grin.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of poof goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the clobber that 's left over from the female monarch. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver dagger ? I 'm no-good, it 's been so longsighted and I did n't think you 'd chance a queen. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you know what this can give us ? A pearl of this shuffle with our application will give use our youthful appearance, we can start out seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to start working but we have enough to last a hanker time, good work milo ! ``

The beldam all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellant spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. transport Milo in case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to intrude but I come with great respect and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by passkey Zortan, he gave me this to help in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampires could n't get to him so they sent humankind and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary hag, when Milo here told me how you get your vim I knew it was you. I used to yield him the Saami zip, he 'd make me cum so surd and kept the consistency of a 30 year old from my orgasm. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a truelove provision of hot young studs to come and fuck you. In return I 'd wish to hold on Milo to trace with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty foul nest and now that the nance is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in genus Arizona, I 've been tracking a tabby there and with my walking bet here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your design has but one flaw my lamb, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would screw us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so slowly. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's floor then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hr. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're screen and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a slight shy and self witting but they 're just interested in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an stroke and lost their mass but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some level in the auberge I can order you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' fountainhead, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't observe the enchantress taking their men but when they brought them back to the couch they looked like woman in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the Best sex I 've had in long time m'lady, thank you so a great deal. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' wellspring, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. cave in them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their vision again, do n't say them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a small sac to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Lashkar-e-Tayyiba go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the promised profiles with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting subject matter before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure as shooting Milo is all you want in reappearance ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by lamia when I was 12, Master Zortan gave me a path and my life exists to wipe them from this ground. milo will be a better weapon than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a innovation from you. '' She replied.

'' well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to track them down, we had the final one of the remaining vampire cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't feel right Milo, split up, save your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelch from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voice I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a roach. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The great slayer, the pouf killer, caught by a subaltern beginner. I 've only been a vampire for twenty years but taking in your head will gain me a victor and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for days of grade. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the interest through his cover into his heart.

I looked down at the metal button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the plaza rigged to blow ! ``

Clara winced in pain as she picked me up, I was n't very heavy so she was capable to throw me through the windowpane with relief. No Oklahoman had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just fine, I got home a few minute later, Chloe answered the door, the audio of sex coming from the lounge telling me they had been making with child use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't ingest any damage, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have Gemini the Twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new young trunk from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you feel that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as mara stood up a bright flash lit up the room and a bare Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this peck Zoltar and you beneficial not get cum on my tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade political machine from that Big moving-picture show. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a portal vein when they tried to get him the Lapplander way, with my energy he was able to issue forth back. Milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a while, these vamps were hood business. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, better than Van Helsing in many style. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will conduct my parting, may she pack milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there love this old adept, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

Arizona took us a year to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a team hunting a vauntingly nest there. I might be made of Sir Henry Joseph Wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm trusted when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just need to bump the correctly emery paper this time, she 's still mad about the last splinter I gave her ...