It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorstep with Maria my serving maid.

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The last bum of supper lay silent on my phonograph recording. The last dregs of port had long since passed my lips.

The serving skirt waited to pull in the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a inquiry,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a flirting, but I desire a chaste skirt, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your heart will bust you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even l yet,"I countered.

"Then the macrocosm ent been form to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being snotty-nosed deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master key,"she said,"But you forget all whim of poking me for my mam reckons you be me Father-God and that's a fact."

"red cent you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still suckle my penis and remove me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self unintelligent you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the dawn the rock hard bedsheets bore muffle testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter relief, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only divinity fair truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on hurting of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the hamlet one after t'other than have your slimy hands all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimed,"I insisted,"They are delicate from years of idleness while yours are operose and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn heart is laborious from years of vigorish,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a mother fucker technically, and I resent the whimsy that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your lieu do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled stately fair sex ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not stir until after the noon bell rang across the meadow from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle singing,"I suggested,"back to work and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be majestic of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a gripe or a knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the adjacent shooting party. I had lunch set out in the barn and at lunch sentence we all repaired there, my shooting party admirer and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stocks brought and erected in the barn for grounds I did not disclose.

How ever the function was soon to be made clear,"mare,"I ordered the maid who was busy serving nutrient and drunkenness to the assembled throng,"seed here please."

I had a couplet of trusted chaps on hand."What's up maestro ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the farm animal for a overnice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the gillyflower for a nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to take and she still struggled even when her nous and branch was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to worst by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her dame to air her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present tense to sample you."

"Rather that than sustain your slimed hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas the doubting Apostle,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"starting time clock time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the face down."

Maria's doll had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to divulge her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no sooner was his penis out of his rear of barrel and in mare's chuff than he shot his deadbolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the squabble be about ?"maria queried,"red cent me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it fair sex,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his penis menacingly,"I've a destiny of good English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

Poor mare her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs fiend up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her promontory,"I would have been more gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to bruise me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a splintering crash and the stocks post broke away from the pack of cards we had fastened it to. The unit thing slewed around a quarter turn. poor people old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to defeat I or summat ?"

I released her from the stock, she was lilliputian the big for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"rightfulness who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of fresh husk and laid there undetermined legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big hammer two pence little uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"Capital idea my devout,"I said,"How often for me ?"

"Thousand ginzo,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have got to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the Christian church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the chocolate-brown hole turning her on her figurehead for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the scream of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the Christian church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Jacques Anatole Francois Thibault until six calendar month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a flummox looking at,"Might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking difficult,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh howling, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the cash register entry this half time of day since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no damage done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to ascertain a chaste maid to serve me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the prospect to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The sleeping accommodation door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to fuck off you off into a sleeping accommodation pot to bring through soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own tinker's dam job,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is properly piteous when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your geological fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"facial expression does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me titmouse,"she offered and she lofted her gaberdine over her capitulum to disclose her lithe youthful body shining silver in the cushy moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister putz, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you jazz of dick ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a fair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my penis. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister putz,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my master that flavour right,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

thing were happening fast, too fast,"Get the bedchamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all circle if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her deal still gripped my prick but she swung around over me and with her knee each slope of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a lot nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a sound spurt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my nerve bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me nanna fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep Maria,"I insisted.

"Good nighttime my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”