This tarradiddle was inspired by the 1946 picture show, `` It 's a wonderful life history ''. http : //www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650/
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Here it was almost a month before Christmas and I had no intent at all. Christ, I had always had great Xmas spirit loved to give rather than receive. This twelvemonth I had nothing, all my children were scattered, me and the wife had parted style not in a good way, though we were still married. I figured what the hell, without them it just was n't Christmas or hell for that subject a life-time, I just wanted to end it, life to me did n't find Worth living anymore, true I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the bureau was I a coward ? Was I really that weak ? Huh hypothesis I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a consequence I really was a Coward, not a gun, too loud, car ? No too painful and might not ferment too many survived.

I had called all my children but of course they had their own lives so were far to busy to be bothered with their old man. netherworld, I just wanted to wish them well, hoped they had a serious holiday with their families. The lastly percentage I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were busy and I really did n't want to take up all their time. Hell, I 'd even essay to see my grandson to no service. So I left the situation having already fallen into a bass depression.

I walked maybe a Swedish mile, had turned off the beaten itinerary finally coming to block on an old metallic element bridge. I knew the water would span my body away as fast and intemperate as it was flowing. Looking around I started to climb up the railing when there was a splattering, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.

'' assistance ! HELP ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shore. A couple of police policeman appeared a few transactions later and took us to a topical anesthetic tax shelter. There they began to question the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the vertebral column calling me a wedge. Ok, that was odd they never left that fasting without investigating a lot to a greater extent than they had.

looking over at the 50-55 year old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``

'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am fine. '' I stared at the old really old underclothing that the man was putting back on his body.

'' You 're lucky he jumped in to make unnecessary you after you fell in. '' Another shelter man who 'd heard the floor said.

'' Oh, I did n't fall in I jumped in, to save George here, stopping him from committing self-annihilation '' Clarence said a huge grinning on his face.

The shelter man stopped a here and now electrical shock on his face, then opened his mouth to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to confide suicide here. ``

'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.

'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.

'' Oh, ah heaven ! I 'm his protector Angel Falls. '' Clarence said.

The shelter man fell out of his chair a flavour of shock and disbelief on his face as he quickly fled the scene.

'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to lay aside me ? Seems like it 'd be gentle to just step up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you believe ? ``

'' True, true, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``

Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or stay ? ``

'' No George IV, I 'm fine. '' He chuckled.

'' That 's another matter how the hell do you know my name ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some variety of prowler or something ? ``

'' No, I 'm naught like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an angel specifically YOUR guardian angel. ``

Nodding my forefront this was a bit lots to fill from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't bump your head did you ? You need a physician ? ``

'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``

'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``

'' Ah ! saint instant class, I do n't have me extension yet, I have to earn them. You my good man, are going to help oneself me. '' Clarence replied happily.

'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the improper man. I 'm just a come apart down, used up, old man, ai n't good for zilch much now a days. If anything I 'd get you an express head trip to the other home. `` Bout the only if thing I 'm thoroughly for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.

'' Oh, you do n't consider that your wife, your children or your Grandchild would be serious off if you were dead do you ? '' Clarence said a look of horror on his face.

'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're in good order it 'd probably be better if I was never born. ``

'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad idea what do you think ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok George, ya got your wishing, you 've never been born. '' At those Word a immense wind blew the doorway unfold stirring everything up creating a mess. `` Show off ! '' Clarence shouted.

Getting up I helped Clarence pick up the mountain, `` wellspring I said, I best be going I have a business to run. ``

'' I would n't be so sure George I, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``

'' for certain, '' I said, `` they might be able to get you set up with something at the store. '' I told him.

We walked for a while then entered the building I had my business concern in. Something was off where were all the offices ? Why was there just a vast room with tiny kiosk in it.

A woman walked up to me, `` I 'm sorry sir but you do not belong here, you 'll have to go out. ``

I looked at the char, `` just who are you ? I own this building and I do n't call back hiring you. ``

'' That 's comic, '' the adult female smirked, `` privy Thompson owns this building and you most definitely do n't look like him. I am building security, now you 'll throw to leave, this is a porn editing house and your bearing here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The fair sex shouted.

'' What ? ! '' I said in disbelief standing there in shock as various bombastic men walked up and literally threw us out the door ! Lying on the position walk I brushed my apparel off, stood and walked back in the door only to come flying back out a second later.

I started to enter a third time when the char walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your action have already alerted the local anaesthetic authorities they should be here in a few moment, if you 're still here then, you 're going to jail. '' With that she shut the door in my grimace and locked it.

'' That 's my building, '' I said.

'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to drive the porn industry out on the fringe of the city. ``

'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to take the air away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and locomote. ``

'' No George IV you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to start the petition, or carry the fight to the urban center council George, because you were n't born ! ``

Looking at Clarence I must own been dense 'cause I did n't take heed a single word he was saying.

'' No, '' I said, `` It just some variety of whoremaster, look here comes Burt one of my right admirer. ``

wave down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``

'' Come on Burt stop playing you know I live at 21 plane tree, issue forth on carry me home. ``

'' Yeah, yeah right retain your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police car drawing the officer 's care and waving at me then doing a crazy sign.

The cab with the 3 of them stopped in strawman of a broken down condemned house, George V ran from the cab in the social movement ruin door. `` Kids ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could get wind him shouting through out the building. A mo later the police officer pulled up.

'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` suit you were never born to possess them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.

'' Yeah, what you got Burt ? '' the officer said.

'' Not sure Tom, think this guys a loon spouting all kinds of stuff, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my life. ``

'' Alright, I 'll check it out Cyril Lodowic Burt, '' The officer said.

'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun time to go, this berth is n't prophylactic been condemned, '' the ship's officer told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. Come on out of there before I have to arrest you for trespassing ! ``

I came out not really trusted what the Inferno was going on. `` Look Tom, can we go to my female parent 's ? She can vouch for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.

'' sure enough, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the hospital, you obviously have had some type of principal trauma. ``

'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and placate the man.

We drove to the other side of town, downtown I could see that it was almost all porno theaters, stripe, with half of the buildings boarded up and closed, what the underworld was going on ? This was one of the most active sphere of the town, but here I saw almost half was closed, was I in the wrong town ?

Finally we stopped in front of a boarding mansion. Huh ? That was n't right where was female parent 's house ? Knocking on the door I sighed in relief when my mother answered the door.

'' Mom, you have to let me in the world has gone looney I ... '' I started

'' Mother ? Who are you ? Is this some case of tired of laugh ? I ai n't got any shaver my only son died a few yr ago in front of the school, a ride by. I do n't know you from Adam. '' The peeved char said.

'' mother it 's me George, your son, I was just with your crony 2 60 minutes ago. '' I said.

'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.

'' Why right wing here, '' I replied.

'' That 's a lie ! My comrade is in county lock-up for drunk and disorderly demeanour. If you want a way it 's money up battlefront. '' She growled at me, then slammed the doorway in my face. I could only stand there my mouth assailable feeling like an idiot, what in the hell on earth was up ? I knew a antic like this could be done but not on this weighing machine, and to hold my mother involved to this extent ?

I walked to the end of the walkway Tom the cop was there, `` Alright chum you 've had you 're chance, clip to go in. '' Pulling out a set of paw turnup I watched without moving, 'til he was powerful upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprisal uppercut I watched him fall then lit out the opposite direction.

Groaning he rose pulling his six-gun, `` stoppage ! '' I heard him shout, then his gun firing over my heading. Running, twisting turning through every alley way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a issue of time before they located me. Finally stopping in a park not far away I waited for dark to fall.

Clarence soon appeared. `` You see George ? No one knows you, you were never born to make booster with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from law academy. ``

'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about people who have this strong of a judgement to make masses retrieve and do things they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.

Sighing Clarence looked up and shook his heading, `` you really do n't get it do you George ? You might not think that you 've done much but each man and woman leaves a mark, a passing if you will upon all those whose animation they touch. I am surprised a man as levelheaded as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a wonderful gift to actually see what the world would be like without you in it. ``

'' A giving ? '' I stated, `` More like a horrible distorted, insane incubus. ``

'' No St. George it 's nothing like that you have ... '' Clarence started.

Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his eyes. `` I have to experience Clarence, I have to know, where 's my wife, she might detest me but at least she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``

Struggling Clarence tried to develop free, `` I 'm not allowed to tell ... ''

'' Tell me damn it ! or so help me I 'll fatten out your lip, '' I threatened.

'' I ca n't George VI if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.

'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.

'' She never married she 's an old bitter cleaning woman, she cleans at the hospital. She 'll be off in an hr ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.

I started running for the former face of town I 'd barely crap it. I had just got there when I saw some of the stave leaving, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her attention. Startled, I saw her dash away in the opposite word direction.

'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to catch her. `` Jane ! Do n't you cognize me it 's George V ! ``

I felt a burly arm Northerner me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the lady ? '' can a husky voice.

'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my wife ! '' at which point Jane let out a screech and passed out.

I lit out of there, the crowd was starting to look ugly and they were starting to gaze at me. I ran back to the park, then kept going before I knew it I was at the Saame bridge again I could feel the tears streaming down my face.

'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you see me Clarence ? ! I want to live, I do n't want it to end this way. delight I want to live ! I want to endure ! Please Clarence, please. ``

A moment later a car stopped behind me on the nosepiece, `` George V ? George ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.

turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``

'' George brother, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.

'' I said g ... wait you called me George ! '' I said suspiciously.

'' Yeah well that 's your name after all. '' Tom said slowly.

'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.

'' shit George you ok ? You hit your header ? You need a doctor ? '' Tom asked worry etched on his face.

'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm fine ! as a matter of fact I am better than OK ! ``

'' Well I was supposed to tell you that your kids have called more than than a few times about you. Something about you never returned their telephone calls. '' Tom advised me.

Thanking him I took off for town, Yes ! This was the townsfolk I lived in ! There were thriving business here, no porn menage, no bars just the townsfolk I remembered.

I was finally back to my building, strangely enough there was a crowd in front line, that and the fact that they

seemed to be waiting for something or someone. As I drew closer saw it was far more than my stave, in fact it appeared to be almost every somebody I knew in the Town. Huh, disappear for a little while and they all come out of the wood work.

A youth woman I 'd had my eye on for a spell was the number one to see me, `` Oh George ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her arms around me. `` You scared me to death ! I was afraid you were gone for good ! Without me giving you your present. '' Here she slipped my hand into her pants to usher she had nothing on under her trouser. Pressing into my hand I heard her gasp then she pulled back and blinked.

tinker's damn I thought when had she gotten this shucks hot for me ? Watching her base on balls back to the others I could reek her sex juices on my hired hand. Inhaling the olfactory property I thought she had an awful nice ass, shit I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to live now !

That 's when I saw several of the other women giving me and my genital organ the once over, the pits yeah !

My daughter and son came to postulate me to her house, though I really did n't want to see her I knew my wife would be there. Promising them I would be civil I went and actually enjoyed my self. In the back of my thinker I knew I had at least 5 former invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a bell ring.

'' granddaddy, I heard that every time a bell rings an angel gets it 's annex. '' He said.

smiling I nodded, `` that 's right, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''