One evening in 1842

The sun was setting over the horse opera Hill bathing the valley side in a favourable glow. I looked up from my books and decided to take a walking before darkness fell.

Our sign of the zodiac stood some way above the village and I decided to walk down to sample a pint or two of ale before supper.

"I'm going for a walk I may be some time,"I informed the housekeeper before I strode off in lookup of refreshment.

I had not gone many 1000 before I came across a Nun hurrying towards the village.

"Good evening,"I greeted her,"You seem to be in a corking rush."

"We need the doctor,"she explained.

"I think I saw him en route to the hart and Hornet an minute since,"I explained.

"Oh no, he will be incapable !"she sighed.

"I know something of medicine perhaps I can help oneself ?"I offered.

"Oh I think not,"she answered,"One of our sisters has a splinter."

"Then lead on,"I suggested,"I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers."

"Up inside her, her dildo splintered,"she sighed,"I think you will want more than a pair of tweezers."

"Up her ?"I queried as I recoiled in shock.

"Vagina, cunt what ever your dearie name for a woman's sexual reed organ is,"she sighed again,"So consider me to the doctor and blockade wasting my time."

I showed her to the Stag and went to charge the medico. He was still sensible, after a mode, but not exactly at the bloom of his powers.

"Doctor, you must come, a babe has a splinter up her vagina,"I explained urgently.

"rightfulness,"he agreed instantly,"On the tabular array with her lads wooden leg akimbo, lets see what we're dealing with."

Two beefy chaps grabbed my comrade and lofted her onto the table and despite her protestation spread her legs wide.

"Ahhhh,"The doctor said as he lofted her robe and exposed her hairy cumulation, for she wore nought under the robe."Using those old carve statues again."

"Its not me !"she protested rather too feebly as the doctor thrust a tubby digit between her lower lips, `` Its sis Ouch ! ``.

"How far in ?"he asked as he pressed further.

"Its another Sister not, oooh, me !"she gasped.

"Dr. its not her,"I explained.

"Shut it pup,"a burly laborer hissed,"This be the scoop show we had in a while."

"Is that it ?"the doctor asked.

"No, Nooooo"the nun protested rather feebly.

"Anyone with a longer finger ?"the physician asked.

"Hold her cunt open so's we can see better,"the Landlord suggested.

"It's, Oooh, not,"the nun tried to explain.

"help her off with this robe,"The Dr. suggested drunkenly.

volition hands pulled her robe over her head.

"Its not,"she protested, but a burly rube was now caressing her titmouse.

"Its not her !"I explained only to be pushed towards the door.

"I said shut it now shut it !"he ordered.

"No I don't have a splinter !"she explained. poor girl. The drunken doctor misunderstood and was now dropping his pants.

"Oh for pity's sake,"she wailed, but the doctors pudgy cock was already pressing into her.

His tool was suffering from brewers affliction and hang as he tried to force it in her, slipping out twice before a burly yokel loosed his fly to release at least a foot of substantial man meat.

Sister Pious's eyes were broad like dish as she started at the man's momster prick with its bulbous majestic head,"No,"she said rather feebly and unconvincingly.

"Let a man in,"the yokel insisted as he pushed the doctor aside and unerringly rammed his marrow deep into baby Pious's vagina.

"It's not her,"I insisted.

"Shut it, this is the good show we had for ages,"a hayseed insists and pushed me towards the door.

"Oooohhhh,"Sister Pious cooed as his turncock slid easily inside her.

"Me next,"another hick chuckled as he dropped his trews to bring out a midst pudgy cock to the admiring gaze of the barmaid and some rather jealous gentlemen and lesser yokels.

Sister Pious had longsighted since given up all pretense of ohmic resistance and had her legs wrapped around the hayseed while shouting"Yes, yes, harder, tough,"and"Ohhhhh."

"Its not,"I explained.

"Shut up and look out or bugger off,"a yokel insisted, so after no Sir Thomas More than ten minutes watching them cavort and explore respective unconvincing positions I decided that as I seemed not to be welcome the best course was to go to the monastery myself.

I duly collected my bag and a pair of slender tweezers and made haste to the monastry. It was only two or three Admiralty mile and with the Ostler gone dwelling it was less trouble to walk than get a horse saddled.

I arrived well after supper fourth dimension. I knocked loudly on the threshold and after some ten hour a sleepy nun opened a small slide spy hole and asked,"What do you want ?"

"I understand a nun requires medical attending,"I declared urgently.

"Really ?"she retorted,"Not just after a glass of wine and a lovesome by the sacristy fervor ?"

"No, sis Pious was sent to get a doctor,"I explained.

"Ah Sister Pious,"she agreed,"And did she have got a gens for the affliced nun."

"No,"I explained,"She merely said the miserable fille had a splinter from her dildo up her."

The slide slammed shut abruptly, I knocked again.

"Go away,"the nun shouted,"Before we send for the Constable."

"But sister Pious is being ravished,"I shouted.

I heard the nun call,"Sister Pious has escaped again,"then a rumpus and the door was flung heart-to-heart and I was admitted.

A somewhat dishevelled mother Superior hurried to contact me,"What has Pious done now ?"she demanded.

"She said a nun needed medical helper and the physician is indisposed,"I explained,"Whereas I am a checkup student."

"He said a nun had dildo splinters up her."the first nun explained only to be cut short.

"Really well young man, well first we conical buoy do not use dildos,"Mother superior explained.

"No we use candles and the circle bit on our crucifix,"a one-third nun said brightly until she noted the Mother Superior's scowl.

"But Sister Pious said mortal had splinters,"I explained as more nun appeared roused by the commotion.

"So where is Sister Pious ?"The female parent Superior asked,"Is she enjoying a 1000 of ale in the hart ?"

"More like a foot of bumpkin's cock,"I retorted rudely,"The finish time I saw her she was completely naked, legs akimbo being shafted by."

"Enough ! I think we get the idea,"the female parent higher-up declared,"She does this every now and again, I would opine she will be back some time in the next hebdomad or so."

"But what about the splinters ?"I asked.

"young man I can tell you,"The Mother victor insisted until one nun said awkwardly.

"It was me, I asked Sister Pious for help, my crucifix ..."she said.

"And mine,"another nun agreed.

"Me too,"another agreed,"My rood-tree is all rough and."

"Dear lord do I have a flock of harlots,"The Mother Superior sighed,"Very well, you may use the hospital for your examinations."

"Mine worked themselves out,"one nun admitted.

"And mine,"another one agreed.

"Mine are very painful,"another nun admitted,"Would you mind examining me ?"

"Do your worst,"The Mother Superior agreed and she strode away quite angrily.

The bear upon nun was called Sister Martha, she was only about twenty years of age or so which un nerved me somewhat, and quite comely with a double-dyed salmon pink and a mound covered in a sparkle furry down as I was soon to retrieve.

She showed me to the hospital,"I am sorry to bother you but it is rather uncomfortable,"she simpered.

"Just lay on the slab and role your knees,"I suggested. I lofted her robe as she did so but there was little adequate to see by candle luminousness. I eased a finger into her. She sighed quite contentedly which I found quite surprising as was the slickness of her innards.

I managed to get three finger's breadth inside her,"Am I anywhere near ?"I asked.

"No,"she said,"You need something longer."

"I have tweezers but I can't see."I admitted.

"Then use your rooster,"an aging nun suggested from behind me,"Isn't it obvious she doesn't have a splinter, she just needs a cock."

"No, I do receive a sliver, I'm a honest chaste young lady,"sister Martha insisted.

"Chased by half the cuss in Borchester,"the older nun chorted,"Go on young man, mount her, flood her with your seed and wash the sliver out, thats what the goodness medico does."

Now to be honest my member was already straining at the leash and when the elderly nun camem behind me and loosed my fly buttons he sprang free in an instant.

"I can't,"I protested but baby Martha was staring wide eyed at my pecker and her was straining to get inside her and I was powerless to resist.

"issue that !"I chortled as my appendage speared unerringly inside her,"yield all of Aggggghhhhhh !"

I found the splinter the painful way. I withdrew in horror to find two in of oak sliver now speared through my foreskin."Dear god !"I protested as I pulled it out with trembing digit,"There really was a splinter !"

"Oh my torpedo,"sister Martha said, as she stared at my damaged prick,"Let me snog it better."

"Ram it back in her cunt juice is a great healer,"the elderly nun opined and it did look the most sensible measure so I did.

"Oh that is so soothe, much nicer than a candela,"she cooed.

"Indeed my cock seems much less dreadful now,"I agreed,"I am so busy studying that I seldom find prison term for a fuck.

It felt very odd to be fucking a nun while almost fully clothed but any port in a tempest they say and I own sister Martha was an admirable fuck and as I soon found as she pulled her robe up to discover them she had delectable breasts as well.

The Mother Superior reappeared,"Fucking, why am I not surprised ?"she opined,"No doubt you will necessitate to do a stick with up stoppage tomorrow. Do you love I sometimes think I am running a house of ill repute rather than a nunnery."

"Yes I think I should check tomorrow,"I agreed.

The mother Superior rolled her eyes to heaven."I know, why not have her Martha house with you and use her like a whore until you grow tired of her then send her back."

"I fear I might never tire of fucking her,"I agreed,"But it does sound like a upper-case letter idea."

"I was being sarcastic,"The female parent Superior explained sadly.

"Well it won't matter, we can put any child in our orphanage,"a nun suggested,"With babe Pious'two and."

"appreciation your tongue,"the female parent Superior ordered but the die was cast.

Sister Martha squeezed my cock with joy and suddenly I was unable to restrain myself and my seed burst forth in a nifty cloudburst sending my idea straight to heaven.

My hammer seemed no worse for the experience apart from a superficial wounding on my foreskin and my job done I dressed and prepared to leave.

"Shall you take Sister Martha with you ?"the mother superior asked sarcastically.

"No, the night is low temperature, I shall institutionalize for her on the morrow,"I announced, and collecting my traps together I departed.

To be continued ?