Asking Ellie - May out.


I took near four months to pluck up the braveness to ask Ellie - May out and finally when I asked her she turned me down flat.

It was n't no big flock, inferno near every former half beautiful girl had done the same, I never even asked the existent beautiful one like Emma stag, Jeana Ransome or even Lisa Winebecker the pharmacy owner daughter who was going to Hollywood Nebraska to be a big star, all gorgeous but way out of my conference so it was Ellie - May who turned my living on its head.

See Ellie - May never had no papa, her momma Christie Falken she done brought Ellie - May up all on her lonesome and that ai n't easy in Mornsburg northward Minnesota.

All we got here 's logging, you works on the log or the railway or the store or in an office, me, I go college on account of my papa he owns the biggest saw grinder anywhere cycle and he said I had to go college on invoice of needing to show and publish if I was to ask on the ship's company when he went off to Tampa Florida to be with Mitzy his secretary and get away from my Mom.

I never seemed to fit quite in, you know ? most all the other tiddler like got there movement they was veridical bright and I seemed to be the only guy doing canonical English language except a couple of retards who was trucked in from the county clink, fact is they said if my pappa had n't dug deep and bought a new set of computers for the wholly university I never would stimulate been allowed within a rural area naut mi of the place.

It never bothered me none, I done college and in the good afternoon after I done college I done tree diagram felling and log rolling in the log pond and helped out around the saw pulverization, hell I never even found time to watch TV let alone get laid which were n't no hold since I could n't rule no girl as would go out with me in any case.

Thing was though when I asked Ellie - May out she never turned me down compressed but instead her mama went and sent for me to see her.

She said come Tues afternoon, now that was Ellie - May 's art lesson day and her momma, Miss Christie Faulken 's, half day working in the dispatcher 's position at pop 's saw mill.

I went up there that good afternoon, I had a clean shirt and trouser on and polished my boots and right on two I banged her front end door.

'' Hey, '' she shouted, `` You 'll die my threshold ! ``

'' Sorry mam, '' I says, `` I just do n't know my own strong suit. ``

'' No, well come in and sit down, carefully, '' she said, and she showed me to her parlour, the house was old and small and pretty much wear out out.

'' Helll, you still got an old CRT TV ! '' I said, `` underworld and ai n't that windows 98 on your computer ! ``

'' Mr Mandrake ! '' she said.

'' Call me Hoarse, '' I said.

'' Horse ? '' she said, `` Why in the infernal region should I call you Horse ? ``

'' Its my figure, H-O-R-A-C-E, Hoarse, '' I explained.I took near four calendar month to pick up the courage to ask Ellie - May out and finally when I asked her she turned me down flat.

It was n't no big flock, the pits near every other half beautiful miss had done the Saame, I never even asked the real beautiful ones like Emma Hart, Jeana Ransome or even Lisa Winebecker the drugstore possessor daughter who was going to Hollywood Nebraska to be a big star, all gorgeous but way out of my league so it was Ellie - May who turned my life on its head.

See Ellie - May never had no Papa, her mum Christie Falken she done brought Ellie - May up all on her lonesome and that ai n't wanton in Mornsburg magnetic north Minnesota.

All we got here 's logging, you works on the logs or the railroad or the store or in an office, me, I go college on write up of my daddy he owns the biggest saw John Mill anywhere rung and he said I had to go college on account of needing to say and write if I was to drive on the fellowship when he went off to Tampa Florida to be with Mitzy his secretary and get away from my Mom.

I never seemed to fit quite in, you know ? most all the other kids like got there cause they was real promising and I seemed to be the only guy doing basic English except a couple of imbecile who was trucked in from the county pokey, fact is they said if my pop had n't dug deep and bought a new set of computing device for the whole university I never would have been allowed within a country mile of the place.

It never bothered me none, I done college and in the afternoon after I done college I done Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree felling and log rolling in the log pool and helped out around the saw mill, blaze I never even found time to ascertain TV let alone get set which were n't no attach since I could n't feel no girlfriend as would go out with me in any case.

Thing was though when I asked Ellie - May out she never turned me down compressed but instead her mom went and sent for me to see her.

She said come Tuesday afternoon, now that was Ellie - May 's art lesson day and her mammy, girl Christie Faulken 's, half day working in the starter 's office at pop 's saw mill.

I went up there that good afternoon, I had a clean shirt and pants on and polished my boots and right on two I banged her front door.

'' Hey, '' she shouted, `` You 'll break my door ! ``

'' Sorry mam, '' I says, `` I just do n't get laid my own strength. ``

'' No, well come in and sit down, carefully, '' she said, and she showed me to her parlor, the household was old and small and pretty a good deal outwear out.

'' Helll, you still got an old CRT TV ! '' I said, `` blaze and ai n't that windows 98 on your computing machine ! ``

'' Mr Mandrake ! '' she said.

'' Call me Hoarse, '' I said.

'' Horse ? '' she said, `` Why in the netherworld should I call in you sawbuck ? ``

'' Its my name, H-O-R-A-C-E, Hoarse, '' I explained.

'' Oh beloved god, how can one someone be so stupid all on their own ? '' she asked.

'' I guess its easier because they only got one encephalon ? '' I suggested.

'' Maybe, '' she said, `` Maybe, anyway, Hoarse, you want to court my little girl ? '' she asked, `` right. ``

'' Well sort of, '' I said, `` Really all I want to do is fuck with her, see I asked just about every other girl and they turned me down. ``

'' Oh lord give me forte, '' she said.

'' I never knew you was religious misfire Faulken, '' I said.

'' How can I excuse, '' she said, `` I know, and she went and got her hunting rifle, `` See this is a dot three oh three rifle, it can suck the balls off a man at near on a mile compass, do you understand ? '' she asked.

'' Is it any good for shooting ducks ? '' I asked.

'' For pities sake Hoarse, '' she said, `` I 've struggled to bring Ellie-May up the the right way way, she never had a father, ''

'' What never ? '' I asked.

'' Never, '' she said.

'' So how you get a kid ? '' I asked because the only other time that happened was the baby Saviour H Jesus of Nazareth who was born in a delivery stable in Bethlehem Colorado River on Christmas day so my Daddy says though I reckon old Joseph had a bit to do with it.

'' facial expression, I have n't had a man for 19 years straight, '' young lady Faulken insisted, `` Do n't want one do n't necessitate one, so you understand ? ``

'' Sure do Miss Faulken, '' I said, `` I 'm pitiful, I guess it sounds disrespectful to want to hump Ellie -May when you ai n't getting none, but the pits, you. '' I struggled to happen the words, `` Ai n't no spring volaille, the class really ai n't been sort to your face. ``

'' I 'm warning you ! '' she snapped and she raised the rifle.

'' pit, I meant, well I never meant, '' I said, `` Ok you look good for 50 ! ``

'' I 'm 30 eight eld old, '' she said, `` Moron ! ``

'' Well I do n't bang, '' I said, `` Scheol why ai n't you had no guy when there 's guy wire ready to shag an slub hole in a barn door they 're so aroused. ''

'' You 're something else Hoarse, '' she laughed, `` Jesus of Nazareth are you ever stupid ! ``

'' So are you Miss Faulken, '' I said `` You got a busted up Chevette outside and a museum piece TV and there 's bozo what would fuck you for money with money in their sack. ``

'' Do n't be an idiot ! '' she protested.

'' I 'd fuck you Miss Faulken, '' I offered, `` And pay you money, fifty dollar bill dollars maybe. ''

'' You really are stupid, '' she said sadly, `` Gee. ``

'' No, straight up, I 'd fuck you any time Miss Faulken, '' I said, `` Hell jut thinking 'bout it 's making me horny. ``

'' No, you got it all incorrectly, '' she said sadly.

I stood up and dropped my pants, `` No, I got the cornet all right field, you want to fuck ? '' I said as my shaft of light sprang up all firm and pink.

'' Hoarse ! '' she protested, `` No ! ``

'' See there ai n't no problem, you ai n't that ugly missy Faulken, '' I said and I gently wanked my dick as it sort if stuck up a foot or so all pink and sort of blue where the vena was.

She stared for maybe longer than she should make, '' For pities sake put it away ! '' she said.

'' the pits, I need to spunk off, '' I said, `` I ca n't get it back in my pants without ! ``

'' Do n't you presume ! '' she snapped.

'' Maybe Ellie - May could tantalize my tool when she gets place, '' I suggested.

'' Or I could fuck up your testis off with this, '' she said aiming the gun at me.

'' Why would you do that ? I asked

'' point you riding my Ellie ! '' she explained, `` Moron ! ``

'' facial expression, I ai n't no Moron, '' I said, `` But I said I 'd pay to roll in the hay you, hell I 'd pay you if you let me fuck with Ellie - May, causal agent I got to spunk before I can pull my pants up. ``

'' Look, just stuff your tool down your pants leg, '' she suggested.

'' It wo n't go, '' I said.

'' All mightily already, '' Miss Faulken said, `` I 'll get you a bowl. ``

'' What in the the pits do I want that for ? '' I asked.

'' To spunk off in of course, '' she said in annoyance, `` Anything to get rid of you you moron ! ``

'' Maybe you could help me cause I do n't spunk too slowly ? '' I said, `` Maybe you could show me your tits or some such ? '' I suggested.

'' I 'll show you my goddamned gun if you do n't get spunked and drag your pants up Hoarse, '' she said, `` And that ai n't no terror, that 's a promise. ``

'' Gun do n't do nothing for me, '' I said, `` nearly clock time I spunk off to the internet, my dad got subscription to Hogtied, '' I told her, `` You ever been hogtied Miss Faulken ? ``

'' No ! '' she protested.

'' I figured maybe you was hogtied when the guy fucked Ellie - May inside you ? '' I suggested.

'' Hoarse, I do n't even get laid what a hogtie is. '' she said.

'' Hell its where the daughter gets all tied up like a hogtied hog, '' I said, `` So the guy can be intimate righher no problem. ``

'' That 's Brassica napus Hoarse, '' Miss Faulken said.

'' Hell, it ai n't is it ? '' I asked, `` I was fixing on getting Ellie - May hogtied so 's I could fuck with her when I wanted, you know, like I could keep her hogtied in the barn. ``

'' What ! '' she demanded.

'' Hogtied in the b, '' I said, `` The girls on Hogtied just loves being hogtied in the barn and fucked by loads of guy rope. ``

'' That 's Movies Hoarse, '' Miss Faulken explained, `` Do n't you see substantial girlfriend do n't want to be treated mean. ``

'' How they gon na get spunked then ? '' I asked.

'' They lay down for you if they love you Hoarse, '' she said.

'' Really, '' I asked

'' Gee your intellect is so know up, '' she said, `` You come near Ellie - May and I 'll blow you nut right off with my gun so aid me god. ``

'' You maybe give my cock a suck, help me get spunked so 's I can pull my bloomers up ? '' I asked.

'' Hoarse ! '' she squealed, `` That 's outrageous ! ``

'' Gee Miss Faaulken, '' I said, `` How else I gon na get spunked before Ellie - May comes rest home ? ``

'' For heavens sake ! '' she snapped, `` I 'll get a feather dustcloth, we 'll try that. ''

She fetched the gaberdine, `` What good that ? '' I asked so she flicked my cock with it.

'' You like that ? '' she asked, hell I sure did.

'' Um, '' I said, `` That 's for certain good, '' I agreed, `` You maybe do it some more ? ``

'' If I must, '' she said and she set to flicking dot off of my cock except she must have real sound eyesight because I never saw no dust.

I guess she must own liked playing with my pecker because in no time at all the figurehead room access was open and in came Ellie - May, `` Hi mummy, I 'm ; shag ! '' she said, `` Hoarse Momma, what in the honeyed name of Jesus are you doing. ? ``

'' She 's just spunking me Ellie - May, '' I said, `` I was fixing on fucking with you but your momma said she would spunk me so 's I can get my trouser on instead. ``

'' Fucking with me, '' Ellie - May demanded, `` Where in the hell did you get that notion Hoarse ? ``

'' No one else wants to fuck with me so I thought I would give you a claim. '' I said, `` I got money. ``

'' He 's a retard Ellie - May, '' her Momma said, `` shit I been fluffing his prick for an hour and an half and he still ai n't spunked. ``

'' Guess you 're out of practice mamma, '' Ellie - May suggested `` Maybe I could have a go. ``

'' Now Ellie - May, you be careful, '' miss Faulken chided, `` That 's how I fell for you, spunking off a boy and then next thing my annulus was brush up my waist and he was spunking inside of me. ``

'' Can I spunk inside of you Miss Faulken, '' I asked.

'' No way ! '' she replied.

'' I got money ! '' I told her.

'' He got money mammy, '' Ellie - May reminded her, `` How much money you got Hoarse ? ``

'' Ten dollars, '' I said.

'' You got a AmEx ? '' she asked.

'' Sure, '' I said.

'' You got a thousand one dollar bill credit ? '' Ellie - May asked.

'' Sure do, atomic number 78, '' I said, `` Why ? ``

'' You get us a nice TV, '' Ellie - May suggested, `` And maybe Momma will let you spunk in her. ''
'' Ellie - May ! '' Miss Faulken exclaimed.

'' But Momma we need a TV, '' Ellie - May explained.

'' You want a TV so bad you ball him ! '' Miss Faulken retorted.

'' But ma, he 's a retard ! '' Ellie - May protested.

'' Oh gee, '' I exclaimed and my tool was jerking and shooting and spunking like a spring near enough.

'' Uggh, '' Ellie - May gasped, `` That is disgusting. ``

'' Sorry, I really wanted to spunk in you Miss Faulken, '' I said, `` How a good deal I owe you ? ``

'' I 'm not a cyprian, '' she said, `` I do n't desire your money Hoarse. ``

'' Really ? '' I could n't believe it, `` Can I derive sojourn again, '' I said, `` You got a textile to pass over my prick on ? ''

'' Momma ! '' Ellie - May exclaimed, `` What about my TV ! ``

'' It 's illegal to take money for spunking off boy, '' misfire Faulken explained.

'' wellspring I 'm not telling no one, '' Ellie - May insisted, `` Ca n't we have a new TV Momma ? ``

'' Ellie - May I am not spunking Hoarse just so that you can get a new TV ! '' Miss Faulken insisted.

'' Then I 'll spunk him ! '' Ellie - May insisted.

'' You 'll love with me ? '' I asked eagerly.

'' No. I 'll spunk you off, that 's all, '' she said, `` Damn you 'd part me in two with that monster, it must be a groundwork long ! ``

'' I never measured it, '' I said, `` Only got a twelve inch ruler. ``

'' You going to get me a TV then Hoarse ? '' Ellie - May enquired.

'' I guess, '' I said, `` I guess if you 'll roll in the hay with me I 'll get you a TV. ``

'' Hoarse, if I fuck with you I want a Honda Civic. '' Ellie - May insisted.

'' Hell, '' I said, `` Can I fuck with you then misfire Faulken, '' and she looked at me.

'' Packard Melville Bell computer and a new TV ? '' miss Faulken said and she looked me square in the eyes.

'' for sure thing, thirty two inch TV and, '' I says and Ellie - May jumped right in.

'' Make it 40 inch and you can ball me, '' Ellie - May exclaimed.

'' Do n't be a fool, '' Miss Faulken replied, `` He 'd tear you right in one-half, no you come upstairs right now Hoarse.

'' Hell, I really ought to be going, '' I said, and I hauled up my bloomers and I just ran out that business firm and down the street, I was near dwelling house when I remembered I forgot the blamed car.

I fetched it and went dwelling house, Momma was there, `` Hi Momma, '' I said, `` Momma, how much does a guy have to pay to get laid ? ``

mamma was existent interested, `` Now look son, you should n't be fixing on getting laid, you find a nice missy, well, a girl, or maybe a girl as is getting on a bit and ai n't a young lady no more and well she ca n't be too choosey no more, maybe she got one leg or bind or something and you get and marry her and then when it 's your wedding night it 's too late. ``

'' mamma ? '' I asked.

'' Your cock was nigh on a invertebrate foot long before you was out of short pants Hoarse, '' Momma said, `` See girls say they want 's a big turncock but hell they do n't mean no fourteen incher. ``

'' But how much mamma ? '' I asked.

'' fountainhead son, a high school class bawd would desire ten thousand dollars, '' mum said, `` And a low class working girl she 'd do it for a bag of dope and Mitzy Fernandez she 'd do it for fifty thousand dollars a year. ``

'' mom ? '' I asked.

'' Sure, yes I pays her to ball your pappa, he damn near tear me in half when he balled me, '' she said, `` I pays Mitzy to ball your papa and I pays Miguel Samosa to ball me. ``

'' Miguel the pool man ? '' I asked.

'' sure enough, '' she said, `` You surprised ? ``

'' I wondered whey he come around so much when we ai n't got no syndicate, '' I admitted, `` That mean Mitzy ai n't running off to Tampa Everglade State with Papa ? ``

'' Does n't look like it, '' mummy said sadly, `` I 'd move Miguel in like a pellet if he did. ``

'' But how much money should I pay Momma ? '' I asked.

'' Depends how much she 's asking, '' ma suggested, `` You got some whore in nous ? ``

'' Ellie - May Faulken or her Momma maybe ? '' I said.

'' Gee son, your setting your deal real high, '' mama said, `` But they is broke so try five hundred dollars, or maybe a new TV ? ''

'' And which should I ball Momma ? '' I asked, `` Ellie - May or her mama ? ``

'' Hell, '' Momma replied, `` Ai n't you never heard of a three Hoarse ? ``

'' I guess so, '' I agreed, `` On bondage baby TV. ``

'' That 's two jest at Hoarse, '' Momma said, `` I mean one guy and two little girl ? ``

'' Nope, '' I said.

'' Me and your papa used to get a fancy woman in, '' mommy said, `` Cheerleader maybe, for a threesome I done the loving she done the fucking, on account of your pappa getting so grueling and horny he 'd fuck me so hard I could hardly walk and then god damn it if I did n't fall for a goddam Moron. ``

'' Whose that mummy ? '' I asked.

'' You you moron, '' she said, `` Could n't face having another after that. '' she said sadly. ``

'' Gee, '' I said, `` Momma, are we supposed to be doing have it off talking ? '' I asked.

'' No harm in talking, '' Momma said, `` Maybe your Papa should give birth told you fuck babble out. ``

'' He said I should hit on the most popular girl, '' I told her, `` Emma hart, Jeana Ransome, Lisa Winebecker maybe. ``

'' Hahaha, '' Momma spluttered, `` hell she could consume any guy in Mornsberg, she got offer to do moving-picture show down in Hollywood NE. ``

'' Ai n't Hollywood FL ? I asked.

'' Do n't think so, '' Momma said, `` Since when you been a Geographer ? '' what ever in the hell one of them is, `` Anyway do n't get chasing her make her chase you and be surely you use a condom or they 'll be after you for alimony. ``

'' Ok mum, '' I said and I went out and cut up some woodwind so I would n't get horny.

I guess a week went by, and then my human beings flipped upside down again it was n't planned but one afternoon I saw Ellie - May in the Library and I shouts across to her, `` You give any thought to maybe fucking with me Ellie - May ? '' I says.

'' Hoarse, '' she says as she blushes bright red, `` Please, this is a subroutine library, '' as if that made any difference.

'' Moma says Five hundred one dollar bill or a new TV, '' I hollered.

'' Hoarse ! '' she says and she comes rushing over, `` Be pipe down, I do n't want everyone knowing I said I might have intercourse you, '' she says and whispered, `` momma says three thousand dollars. ''

'' Three Thousand ? '' I said like I was shocked.

'' And bring some safety. '' she said.

'' Hell where do I get them ? '' I asked.

'' Drugstore, '' she said, `` half-wit ! ``

'' Sure, '' I agreed, `` Right, Condoms, '' and I went right out the door and ran down Fairlie and turned onto main street before I remembered I forgot that unsaved car again.

Winebecker 's owned the chemist's, that 's Lisa Winebecker 's dada and Lisa was about the most beautifullest cheer leader there was in Mornsville, like I said way away out of my league entirely, Lisa 's mommy was there in the memory board when I went in, a blonde haired charwoman I 'd known since I was a kid, like a smaller sure-enough version of Lisa.

I could n't see no Condoms nowhere, `` You got some, '' I asked nervously, and Mrs Winebecker she glared at me, `` Asprin ? ``

'' sure, '' she said, `` We got 'Asprin ,'small, culture medium, large, ribbed, strawberry relish, black. ``

'' Strawberry Asprin ? '' I asked pretty dumbly.

'' You 're a boy, Hoarse Mandrake, you do n't want Asprin, you want safety, boys only go in drugstores for prophylactic. '' she said, `` Not for Asprins or toothbrushes or shaving soap your mother buys that, but she do n't buy you prophylactic, what sizing ? ``

'' 14 inch, '' I said.

'' Oh really, '' she said all sarcastically, `` Have some medium. ``

'' That take fourteen in ? '' I asked.

'' Hoarse, '' she said, `` You know when you measured it ? '' she asked.

'' Sure, '' I agreed.

'' One English of the swayer is centimetre and the other inch, you try again using inches, 14 centimetre, that 's ordinary. ``

'' I 'll get extra large, '' I told her.

'' Hey Lisa, '' Momma Winebecker hollered, `` Where 's the spare expectant Condoms. ``

Lisa opened the stock room door, `` What for ? '' she asked.

'' Hoarse mandrake root, '' her mama replied.

Lisa stared at me, `` Why ? '' she asked.

'' I figure I need it, '' I said.

'' Hoarse, you need a extra large condom like a horse needs a cell phone, '' Lisa laughs, `` But I guess the additional large are upstairs someplace. ``

She laughed at me and I stared at her.

She was beautiful, Lisa, she wore scent and you know a illusion brassiere and a short wench and a top maybe three sizing too small so you could see her breast busting out of them and the skirt was so unawares you could see her drawers and knickers so mingy you could see if she shaved her loins and sheer stockings and.

'' Hoarse, stop drooling, '' mammy Winebecker said as my cock went hard.

I wiped my lip, `` Sorry, '' I said.

'' momma, '' Lisa said nervously as she stared at my waist, `` I guess he maybe does postulate extra bombastic. ``

'' Oh dang ! '' I said and my shaft was pushing up past my trouser whang and peeking out where my shirt were n't done up.

'' Oh ! '' said mamma Winebecker, `` Gee, I reckon he might need extra extra large Lisa, '' she said, `` pit he 's hung like a porno macho-man ! ``

'' Gee ma ! '' Lisa gasped, `` It 's huge ! ``

Lisa 's mum stared, `` Ah, Hoarse, maybe you want to come up through the store room so we can maybe assess you up ? ``

'' I measured, '' I said.

'' Sure, '' said Lisa 's Momma, `` But we need to see to it before, before, well in slip we sell you the improper size. ``

I went out back with Lisa an Mrs Winebecker closed the depot, I form of cerebration that was odd seeing as there was still common people looking round but I figured they knew what they was doing, and then she come in the store room and shut the door.

'' Just strike down your pants and breathe in, '' Momma Winebecker suggested.

'' You sure, '' I asked, she sort of nodded so I done like she said and dropped my pants and shorts, my pecker just reared up like a snake charmer 's Hydra all garden pink and eager.

'' And your shirt, '' Lisa said so I slipped that off too.

'' Momma ! '' Lisa said.

'' Holy shit ! '' her momma exclaimed, `` That 's a fourteen inch cock all right. ``

'' Redeemer, '' Lisa exclaimed `` That 's self-aggrandising that Joey-Lou Bayliss and Tom Rogers combined. ``

'' That 's one hell of a turncock, '' ma Wineberg agreed, `` Scheol a real live monster dick. ``

I stood there like a saphead, `` You going to measure it ? '' I asked.

'' Gee mamma, '' Lisa said awkwardly, `` I never see one that big before, not in real life sentence, it 's like them Hollywood wizard got. ``

'' Hollywood ? '' I asked.

'' Hollywood Cornhusker State, '' Lisa 's Momma said, `` If you wan na be a star you 'll have to ball cocks that sizing Lisa, are you really certain you wan na ball something that big Lisa ? ``

'' I guess I got to mum if I 'm going to make it in Hollywood, '' Lisa said greedily, `` Hell its what I been practising for ! ``

'' What ? '' I asked, `` What you been practising for ? ``

'' Hollywood Hoarse, '' her mum said, `` See Hoarse, we ai n't doing too well, since Obama got elected and everyone got net porn on their cell speech sound and do n't buy erotica magazine at ten dollars a throw no more so I had Lisa sign up with twenty first century nookie to do pornos in Hollywood Nebraska, '' mamma Wineberg explained, `` She been working her way through our stock of dildoes and just about run out. ``

'' I thought ? '' I said, `` Hollywood was like veritable movies like Forrest Gump ''.

'' Nope Hollywood Nebraska not CA. '' mamma Wineberg added, `` We sort of get by on Lisa 's present tense from High schooltime jocks, engagement rings and that, sort of whoring her out but Lisa 's running out of new jocks to ball. ``

'' That right Lisa ? '' I asked.

'' Sure is, perdition I even got your figure written down someplace, '' Lisa said, `` Sort of a last hangout. ``

'' That 's real sweet of you, '' I said, `` But Miss Faulken said she 'd ball me for three thousand dollars, '' In told them.

'' Three thousand dollars ! '' Lisa 's sassing dropped like a beat Pisces the Fishes, `` Where in the hell did you get that sort of money ? ``

'' lumber stage business is doing ok and Papa 's off to Tampa Florida with Mitzy any time soon and when he does Momma'gon na kill pop so pretty soon the chiliad will be mine. ``

'' Hoarse, '' momma Winebecker asked, `` Why do n't you ball Lisa instead ? ``

'' She ai n't asked. '' I said.

'' Hoarse, you wan na ball me, '' Lisa asked.

'' Gee, '' I said, `` netherworld you 're so far out of my league Lisa, hell I lie awake wanking thinking about you, well you and Emma Hart and Jeana Ransome. ``

'' That 's ok Hoarse, '' Lisa says, `` You just get three thousand dollar bill and. ``

'' You take plastic ? '' I asked.

'' Sure, '' her momma agreed, so I grabbed my AmEx platinum from my pants and handed it over.

'' Got a rubber ? '' I asked.

'' You saying I got a disease or something ? '' Lisa asked.

'' No, but. '' I said.

'' Then what we need a safe for ? '' Lisa demanded.

'' Birth control ? '' I said.

'' Do n't you want to form babe ? '' Lisa asked.

'' You know very well you ca n't get caught first time ! '' her Momma insisted, `` Do retrieve you can get that monster up your snatch Lisa ? ``

'' I got ta try Momma, '' Lisa replied, `` I do n't have a future tense in porno 's if I ca n't. ``

'' I guess if you ca n't you could be a Les dome ? '' I suggested.

'' A what ? '' Lisa asked.

'' Lesbian, '' her mama corrected, `` No you move over his rooster a try Lisa, '' she said, `` Gee look at it all cadaver and majestic and waiting. ``

'' I 'm scared Momma, '' Lisa said as she hauled down her stockings and her flyspeck pitch-black step-in and bared her cherubic minuscule bald pink screw hole so 's I could see.

'' Hot damn Lisa I 'll depone it grew another inch, '' mom Wineberg gasped as I stared, Hades I thought all my christmasses had come at once !

'' That 's it, '' she said, `` You lie down right here Hoarse and Lisa you sink your pussy right down on Hoarse 's cock.

I sat down where she said and laid back, how was I to recognize there was a CCTV photographic camera right there filming, anyway along comes Lisa and with a whole lot of fussing she sinks her little fuck hole down on me and it was like heaven.

'' How am I doing Momma, '' Lisa asks as she sank down about half way.

'' half way, '' he ma says.

'' Gee, I 'm wide already, maybe if I move, '' she said and she twisted a piece and lost her balance.

'' piece of ass ! '' I said as she twisted my cock.

'' Momma ! '' Lisa said in horror, `` I slipped ! oh god, it 's all the way in me Momma, I ca n't palpate anything. ``

'' Does it offend ? '' her mammy asked.

'' No way, its just like Eden ! '' I said.

'' Not you half-wit, `` she snapped, `` Are you all in good order Lisa ? ''

'' I guess, '' Lisa said, `` I guess I 'm ok, gee it'huge mummy, bigger than that big melanize Hunkaniger dildo you got that time. ``

'' You want to maybe roll over let me hump you ? '' I asked.

'' No, just balance easy, let Lisa relax, '' her mummy said.

'' Hoarse, '' Lisa said, `` vagabond me over and fuck my brainiac out would you huh, cause I think your cock 's the best thing as happened to me since Steve Petersen popped my cherry ! ``

Just then the door opened and there was Pa Wineberger and Mrs Mason and Sam Carter behind him, `` What in tarnation is going on ? '' Pa Wineberger said as he waved his Winchester Carbine in my face, `` You fuck with my little female child you got me to respond to ! ``

'' Go away Daddy, Hoarse has got a fourteen column inch cock, '' Lisa said.

'' XIV in tool ! '' Mrs Mason said and she fainted.

'' hell on earth Lisa, '' he Pa said eagerly, `` If he has a fourteen inch dick maybe you two could gain Pornos right here instead of going to Hollywood Nebraska ? ''

'' Gee, '' I said as we rolled over so I could have sex her brains right out, '' That mean we could fuck regular and still stop over at University ? ``

'' Hoarse, '' Lisa says, `` Shut up and have a go at it me. '' So I shut up like she said and that was the most marvelous feeling I ever knew as I fucked away at her.

We fucked for a while, Doc Chambers came and checked Mrs Mason out and they made her comfortable while they waited while an Ambulance came and Lisa 's Mom got the camcorder while her dad told us where to fuck and what position and old Sam just sat and watched and then I got real hungry and when I said I was set to spunk they made me draw in out and spunk in her face, and her dad got real riled because I spunked in Mrs Freemason typeface and all down her flocculent Cardigan Welsh corgi instead of Lisa 's and that was it and all about it.

It was dark when we was done, `` Thank you kindly Lisa, '' I said afterwards, `` Much obliged. ``

'' Gee Hoarse, '' she said, `` I feel like person reached inside of me and ripped my insides out. ``

'' You think you ought to go to the hospital, '' Lisa 's Momma asked.

'' I want his prick back inside me mummy, '' Lisa said, `` I just feel empty, you know ? ``

'' I ai n't got no approximation, '' her Momma replied, `` I never fucked nil even half as big as that, but then again I never fucked the entire college orb team in one academic term either. ``

'' I do n't have a go at it, '' I said, `` I reckon we better use a condom. ``

'' Hoarse, '' says Lisa 's mommy, `` They do n't urinate condoms that big and if they do I never seen none. ``

'' Gee if I fuck with you you might get a baby and have to marry me and displace right in with with me and Mommy and Papa at the theater, '' I said.

'' Gee Hoarse, that 's just beautiful, '' Lisa said, `` Hoarse just said he 's gon na splice me if he fucks a baby in me ! ``

'' Yep, '' said her dad, `` Got it right here on tape son, there ai n't no getting around it. ``

'' Why would I need to get around it, Lisa 's the beautifullest aphrodisiacal little girl in all of Mornsville, why I 'd marry with her even if she was n't having a baby ! ``

Lisa 's Pa smiled, `` Why do n't you make Hoarse upstairs and fuck his head out pelf ? '' he said, `` While I upload these picture to Porno tube-shaped structure. ``

'' Why yes I 'd be honoured, '' I said and Lisa took me right up to her room where she had all these flick cameras set up and microphones to capture the activeness and black sheet and ropes and dildoes and all that and all she wanted to do was lie in her rear and shtup missionary.

Of path that were n't ok with cipher, Ellie - May was real squiffy she was n't getting a new TV and her mom was pissed she was n't getting laid, and my mama was pissed because Lisa had fucked every guy in town and told Miguel Samosa the puddle boy who came round though we never had a pool he was deformed and with a cock his size he ought to learn he were n't a girl with a big clit, and the guys in the stockpile ball squad who Miss Lisa had been fucking her way through were pissed and Emma Hart and Jeana Ransome was pissed because Lisa Winebecker was getting more cock than either of them nigh of all Principal Matthew was pissed because we was staying at Mornsville instead of Hollywood and by summer he had one of the top porno stars at his uni and half the guys in the US clogging up his entrance fee just trying to get a piece of Lisa, but that 's a fib for another day, that and the sentence when Lisa got lock jaw trying to give me head.


To be continued ?