Tommy Ainsgarth 's Third Time

It were a dark Nov night in Yorkshire. Tommy and Fred Brassenthwaite were working local passenger northward from Donaster wi a D1 socio-economic class engine, built be Ivatt and as much use as a burnt umber teapot.

Tommy were keeping a watch for guards signal flag and pennywhistle at Grisedale when he saw Dolly the young woman he knew from the engineman's lodging get off of wagon train. Dolores were Landladies daugher, concluding matter Tommy knew she were at Grimsby college learning cordial reception as she wanted be a hoo er.



She were a dish, her tits were straining the crease on her cream gaberdine macintosh, her lips were like rubies, her eye were like, well eyes, one were gamy and the other weren't, her hair was pure Au wi black roots, and her facial expression, had all the justly bits and well thee don't have to depend at it when you're close up do thee.

"Hey doll !"he shouted.

"Fuck off pervert,"she replied.

"Eee, that's not very dainty,"he retorted.

"Nor are you spunkin'o'er me chin."she chided.

"I were helping thee learn fellatio,"he said as if wounded,"You ungrateful cow."

"Yeah well I failed didn't I and I failed again pull down Greater London,"she sighed,"No sodomist wants to screw a Hooer wi a Hull acent."

"Gee Dolly I want's to."Tommy says reassuringly.

"And me,"says the driver.

"I'd have a go ‘ cept the missus might feel out,"agreed the stationmaster.

"Yer only sayin'that to be skillful,"Dolly says.

"drop curtain yer nickers and bend over and thee'll soon find if we's jesting,"Fred Brassenthwaite adds,"No sodomist cares whether thee's passed exams up yer, any port in a storm."

"You rotten bugger no one want's to seem at me face when there'a screwin,"Dolly protested.

"We all that makeup gunk on thee looks like red Amerindic chief,"Fred jested."Why not stick bag over thee head."

"Or one of they false heads like extraterrestrial being monster,"added the stationmaster not all that helpfully.

"Oh fuck the lot of you !"says Dolly.

"Nay someone has to wedge on engine to look out water system level,"Fred laughed.

"You rotten bastards,"dolly snapped.

"Thee could mount up here and get screwed on way to Layburn,"Tommy suggested.

"I don't want to go to Layburn,"Dolly replied.

"More about cummin than going,"Fred laughed,"Cummin'not going, gerrit ? Oh why do I fuckin'bother."

"You going to take the piddle all night ?"Dolly demanded.

"Not all dark, there's goodness due in hour or so,"Stationmaster laughed.

"well thee'll be laughing tother slope of the chop shot presently,"Dolly snapped.

She put down her pillowcase, flipped the catch and took out the braggart carved wooden tool and balls any of them had ever seen..

"Fuck's sake,"Fred sighed incredulously.

Dolly hoised her skirt shoved her skimpy knckers aside and tried to ram the ebony monster up herself. She failed miserably.

She tried sitting on weapons platform fanny so she could get her legs wider but that railed as well.

"Ee Tommy Lad give her one and spunk her up so's it slides in better."Fred says.

Now as any railway man knows locomotive drivers word is god.

"Right oh gaffer,"says Tommy as he climbs off engine.

"Fucks sake I never meant,"Fred says in disbelief as Tommy walks towards Dolly while pushing the shoulder strap of his coveralls off his sholders so as he could get his testis and cock and that out.

"Ey up lass let me assist,"Tommy says as he takes the wooden pecker off Dolly and rams his tool inscrutable inside her..

"Oh shit that's so bonk good,"says dolly,"I never been raped before."

"Oh sorry, I thought thee were up for it,"Tommy says.

"lady friend can vary her brain can't her,"Dolly says as she starts working her twat muscle to milk cum out of Tommy's cock.

Tommy were humping like a just un, worried that they was making train late. His boss end were banging against summat like a sledge cock in a velvet glove, or so he thought as he deamily banged her.

"How the screw did she fail the Hooers exam if she bangs like that ?"Stationmaster queried.

"They can't understand me accent,"doll replied.

"What about hull ?"Tommy asked.

"Failed me fellation,"Dolly said,"I gagged and near bit his thickening off."

"For screwing sake,"Fred says shaking his head.

"Oh fuck Tommy that's so good !"Dolly says as Tommy struggles to remember how to shoot his load.

"Thee'll have to be patient ‘ tis me initiatory meter wi a doll apart from spunking in thee's nerve of course."Tommy explained.

"No affright,"says doll dreamily,"Take thee time. ``

Somewhere in the dark break of Tommy's mind he realised while he didn't know how to cum he never kne how to block his ego either.

"Oh fuck I'm cummin, where do you want it Dolly,"Tommy asks.

"Keep it off me fount and skirt,"says dolly,"Easiest thing is kindling inside me probably."

"Reet oh,"says Tommy and he lets fly like end like a pop safety valve lifting.

"Fucks sake Tommy how long you been saving that up for !"doll cried,"It's running down me leg."

"Ever I suppose,"Tommy exclaimed, and just kept pumping spunk.

"Bloody good job every John the Divine ent as spunked up as thee,"dolly sighed,"I'm fucking swimming in spunk."

"Ee Tommy, Best get moving,"Fred says urgently.

"cerebration thee wanted a go ?"Dolly whined.

"Some other time,"Fred says.

"Its be fucking cause I failed me exam ‘ ent it,"dolly exclaimed.

"Summat like that,"Fred says as he sounds pennywhistle. Even that knocked steam imperativeness back ten pounds.

"Thee should try Allerton Corsby,"Stationmaster says,"Thee only has to get seven out of ten off of the Parish Council for their permit like."

"Yeah,"Says Fred,"They only got old Martha at Emily Price Post office and Milly landlady of Dog and Duck on Parish register of hooers.

"How do you mean, Seven out of ten ?"Dolly asked.

Fred sighed,"Parish Councillors fuck thee and hand gull out of ten, morn LXX per cent and yore in."

"Oh, I thought I neeeded certification,"Dolly said weakly.

"You could kip at my home, we're only five Roman mile from Allerton"Tommy said,"I got a dual bed and there's only me and me Brother Jim and Ginger."

"I'd rather kip under a Vannevar Bush no offence."doll says.

"Nay lass thee can kip in waiting room,"Stationmaster says,"Now get going good will be yer in no time."

Flags waved and tin whistle blew and old engine creaked and groaned and crawled away from ststion. Tommy waved so long to dolly all the while oblivious to fact he had just gotten her up the duff.

"Put some fucking coal on,"Fred says,"Don't headache I was talking bollocks, they don't upshot certificate at Allerton all they're hooers are fucking amateurs."

"That's cruel is that,"says Tommy,"Why'd you lie for ?"

"She's thick as three short board"Fred laughed,"She'll be asking councillor to have intercourse her and break Deutsche Mark out of ten."..."Me uncle Matt is a council member there and he's got a dicky ticker, ten minutes wi Dolly might end he off and I'm benefactive role on his will."

"You rotten sod,"Tommy sighed as he wondered when he'd get to screw Dolly again.

As it happened it were sooner than he thought .