The date had gone really well. Way better than I'd expected actually. Which was both good news and bad. I enjoy being wined and dined like any madam would.
And I really had enjoyed dinner with this guy. He was quite funny which is always a turn-on. And he was just touchy-feely adequate to build my nub kerfuffle ( and a few other pieces ) but wasn't forward enough to make up me recollect I was just going to be another musical composition of tail. Not that I would sustain minded as this guy was CUTE. And built.

I'd gone to extra lengths for this date too. Normally I'm pretty laid back on the unit girly-thing. My hair is short, sinister and usually a mess. I'm pretty pale as I'm terrified of cutis malignant neoplastic disease which is what got one of my Aunts at an early on age. And while I'm pretty melt off, I work out a bunch and lead some Martial arts classes so I'm quite a bit stronger than most people expect out of a 125 lb girl.
Well, I'm not technically a daughter. And no, I'm not a cross-dresser either. I'm what you'd telephone call - special. I actually have both male and female parts. I'm genetically a fair sex, but I have a phallus too. And unlike most epicene, I do have a clit. My penis juts out just above the top of my clitoral goon. So depending on the stimulation I can come as a man OR a cleaning woman. Or both. Lucky me.
Anyway, I'd really dolled myself up for this eventide. I had on a nice white lacy blouse, a dark pencil bird with high up dog, pearls and patterned stockings. My glasses have me a school-girl/bookworm/librarian feeling that drives both men and woman nuts. I'm ashamed to admit I've used it to get what I want at times. Depending on my mood I can go out as a guy or a girl and to the highest degree masses don't have me a second expression. Tonight though I needed to be taken. Bent over something and fucked hard. I love being the aggressor sometimes ; especially with cleaning lady. But not this evening. I wanted to find feminine. Delicate. I just hoped he wouldn't freak at the bit of truth…

dinner was wonderful. He had style, charm and the restaurant was a snug little plaza down by the water supply with a half dozen tables outside overlooking the bay. The stars were out by the millions. A daughter could get used to this kind of treatment !

I was feeling the wonderful upshot of a few looking glass of wine and I could feel my desire for him through the throb of both my parts. The lease on the wine expired, and I excused myself to go to the gentlewoman room. I was so turned on I hoped my ‘ surprisal'wasn't making a tent in my tight skirt when I stood up. Luckily my pantyhose kept a tight reign on Mr. Happy. I tottered off to the bathroom gladiolus I didn't have to hold off for my hard-on to go down to pee. I plopped down on the lavatory and sighed at the spill of my to the full bladder.
As I was touching up my make-up a really toast girl came in and started yammering about what an cocksucker her date had been. She was precious as Scheol, with long blond haircloth curled tightly down her rear. I hugged her and gave her my phone number and said we'd go commiserate some early evening. I know, I'm an self-seeker. I probably should have felt bad, but I didn't.
"Whew !"I said when I returned.

"Everything add up out ok ?"

"Oh yeah,"I replied with a grin. I silently slipped off my blackguard and slid down a tad in my tush. I didn't tell him I had a encumbrance for him that I desperately wanted to be rid of before the dark was over.
"So you were saying,"he asked, trying to get me back to the sexy conversation we were having before my piss erection had so rudely interrupted us."You haven't really had that much experience with guys lately. You're not gay and just trying to get me to be your mustache, are you ?"

"Ha ! No my love boy, that is not the issue. I do love sleeping with women. They are such completely different creatures than men are. They're delicate, and scent lovely, and are so much more animal than most wham-bam-thank you-ma'am guys are. fair sex know how to take their metre and enjoy the subtle parts of sensuality and conquest that are lost on guys. But there is something that is uh, lacking in sex with women…"I let my Christian Bible trail off for essence. I'd been slowly running my pantyhose-clad feet up and down his thigh all eve. I could easily experience him through his dress falloff. While not porn-star quantity it would certainly do for tonight.

"So cleaning lady are lacking a certain something, huh ?"

"Yup. And sometimes that is just the sole thing that will scratch my itch."I looked at him coyly over the rim of my wine looking glass, all the time running my stocking covered foot up and down the inside of his calf and second joint.

"Do you have an itchiness, my dear ?"

"You have no approximation,"I said breathlessly. And I meant every word.

"I'd lovemaking to find out. I might even kiss it and make it better."

"That would be lovely,"I said quite candidly. I squirmed uncomfortably in my bum trying to free my cock from the tangle of my tights.
"I'll start at your feet."

"Really ? Then what would you do ?"

"I'd slowly lay a trail of candy kiss up the inside of your sura. And then over your stifle and up the interior of your thighs."

"Oh, that sounds so gracious,"I cooed. And it really did."Do you like that ? I mean really like it ?"

"Yup, I really do. It's just so versed, isn't it ?"

I smiled at him again. Maybe, just maybe this was going to turn out ok…

The first appearance

Sir Lancelot and I ended up back at my plaza. Sometimes I like being on my house turf, especially at the ‘ unveiling.'I had been hard through nearly of the meal. I know he had been because I'd been teasing him all night. He was hard, throbbing and decently sized.

And I could separate he really wanted me. Ok, so virtually men ‘ wanted me ’, and by that I mean they wanted to cum inside my eubstance like a 2-bit cum bucketful. Most men saw me as nothing more than a warm receptacle for their come. Its ok, I get it. Sometimes I'll see a really cute female child and think how much fun it would be to accept totally anonymous freaking HOT sex in some iniquity place and never even know her name. I call it masturbation with someone else's body. And there is a clip and place for that. But this guy really seemed to be interested in who I was.

Which is really important when you 're a chick sporting wood. I'm not vast, but a thick 6 inch dick on a chick can gross out the FUCK out of a guy who doesn't measure up. They have to be extremely open minded, bi or a closeted gay dude. I've learned not to construct Assumption of Mary. Some of the manliest, macho beau loved having me lie with them long and hard in their ass. When I'd dumped my load deep in their tight virgin golf hole I'd let them have me any way they wanted, no holes barred.

'' You still here ? '' Matt asked. `` You seem like your mind is somewhere else. ``

'' I 'm gloomy, '' I said. `` I 'm back now. '' I leaned in against him, and Matt ran his hands over my ass. As common I kept myself a few inches from him so he wouldn't feel my surprisal before the mighty consequence. And that was almost always after I'd let them come in my mouth. I slowly undid his tie, and sexily draped it around my neck. One button at a meter I loosened his shirt exposing placid fragrant man-flesh. I love the look of a woman, but a man's olfactory property can just turn me into an animate being. This one's pheromones hit me dead square in the girly office. My digit worked at the clasp of his knock and soon he was naked in presence of me, a nicely sized cock jutting out proudly from his happy lead. I pushed him back, making him sit down on my ottoman. I crawled between his thighs and pulled myself up onto his torso so I could kiss him long and hard. His hands roamed under my blouse acting with my dainty little B-cups. I moaned in his ear as his fingers played with my rigidifying mammilla. Finally I broke the kiss and trailed my lip downward. As my sassing passed below his belly button I slowed down, letting his tip rub against the tail end of my chin as I worked a trail of candy kiss back and Forth River across his tight abs. I twisted my head so that his cock head was against my brass. Looking up at him with my green eyes ( God, I love this part ! dame, this is where you get his PIN number ) I said huskily"Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want me to do."Then I ran my spit slowly along the slope of his throbbing shaft.

"sucking it,"he hissed."Suck it please !"

So I did. Grabbing his shaft I lowered my lips down over his tip, never breaking eye impinging. I didn't check until my sassing hit his pubic pearl. The surprised groan and feeling on his face was invaluable ! Twirling my face on his cock, I withdrew until just the tip was against my lip. His breath was getting scold and he was grunting and groaning uncontrollably. I wanted to tease him for a piece, but on the next dip down his gibe he spontaneously erupted in my mouth. Ok, so I knew he was finis and I was teasing him. But damn it, can't guys at least let a young lady know before they blow a immense consignment down our pharynx ? My gag innate reflex hit me like a train but I refused to let him have sex he'd successfully gagged a self-proclaimed deep-throat queen. I swallowed for all I was worth and only a little slipped past my backtalk.

When he'd calmed down a bit I crawled up into his lap and tried to kiss him. He jerked his nerve away and said"Ewwww !"I've had that response before, and while it was no big deal, I didn't like the flavor it set for his open mindedness. Ok, time for the unveiling.

I stood up and slowly unbuttoned my blouse and removed my bra. succeeding I dropped my panties around my ankles and backed up so he could caress my ass. He gently lifted my annulus and planted candy kiss all over my cheeks. His spit flicked over my butthole, which made up for the fact that he didn't want to kiss me earlier. I had grabbed my dick and pulled it up against my belly and from his point of view he couldn't see it. His tongue parted my folds and nooky, I had to admit he was talented ! With my legs spread I could see his cock getting hard again.

"Ok,"I thought."Maybe this is going to work out after all."

He regained his hard-on and stood behind me, grabbing my hip and pressing his hammer against my crimp. His ran the head of his throbbing tool up and down from my purse rump down through my sheepfold to the tip of my button. At this point in time I didn't fear which yap he used. I just wanted him inside me ! His tip slid down and disappeared between my aching lips stretching out-of-doors my tunnel. Oh my God, this was just what I needed ! I was just about to thrust back against him when suddenly he leaned down on top of me and reached around to stroke my clitoris. Before I could warn him his mitt reached mine - and my throbbing intemperately on. He just freaked !

"HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKINGGOD…"

He was so surprised he could hardly believe. But I could see the horror on his face.

"delay,"I said as tears welled up in my center."Let me explain !"

"You're a fucking sheik - but you have a slit too ! ? WHAT A FUCKING junkie !"
He jumped up and grabbed his clothes and ran into the hall of my apartment building stark raw. As much as I want to I'll never forget the look in his eyes. My hormones were raging ( both Set ! ) and I fell back on the ottoman and had myself a good lilliputian cry, then dragged myself to bed for a fitful night's sleep.

What are friends for ?

In the aurora I called Tina and terry, two of my outflank champion. They've been together forever having met in grade school before either of them knew they were gay woman.

"Really ? ! ?"Tina said. I knew she was trying her concentrated not to express joy."He ran naked into the hallway and fucking VANISHED ?"

"Yeah, and he won't counter my margin call or texts, so screwing it,"I said with the pain sensation of it all still lingering in my voice.

"Ok sweetie, why don't you come over and let Terry and me make you bury all about Sir lance-me-not."

‘ Tina, that's not fishy,"I whined.

"Oh come on Chris, I don't precaution who you are, that's funny !"

I had to admit it was, and half cried - half laughed into the phone."Ok, I'm on my way."

They were still in their robes when I got there. We made coffee bean and they demanded that I plowshare all the gory details.

"I have a outstanding musical theme,"terry cloth exclaimed."We just got the new jet tub finished up ! Lashkar-e-Tayyiba make some Mimosas and you can enjoin us with bubbles !"

We walked into their chamber and I couldn't help but notice the nice thick dildo on their strap-on harness. This one had a dick facing each direction so they both could enjoy it. Looks like they'd had quite the romantic evening themselves. We all stripped and then Tina asked for my help opening the bubbly bottle.

"I'll help,"I said"but you get to make it pop ! Not sure I could take having something ELSE go off unexpectedly today !"

Tina laughed and did the honour with the bottle complete with lewd hand motion right before the bobber blew across the kitchen. We laughed until I thought we were going to pee down our wooden leg.

We sauntered back to the tub and joined terry who was almost asleep, floating in the roiling, bubbly piddle."cum on in ! You missed all the fun. I found my favored jet !"she exclaimed dreamily."I didn't last 15 seconds."

She sat up and slid over to our side. The girl sat on each incline of me and we handed out the Mimosas."Ok,"Tina said excitedly."Time for your storey. offset at the beginning !"
I told them everything, pausing for their laugh to sink when we got to talking about wienies and hard-ons.

"How big was he,"Tina asked."Was he as big as you ?"

"Oh yeah, he was NICE ! Long and thick and hard as steel. damn, I wanted him inside me !"I sighed and sunk a little depressed in the tub. The girls were both running their finger up and down my thigh and my body responded to their hint. Like most charwoman, my tit get really unvoiced and pointy when I'm aroused. The little girl saw this and Dame Alice Ellen Terry said
"Uh oh ! I bet we have wood !"Tina ran her hand up to my genital organ and wrapped her hired hand around my aching shaft.

"Fuck that look expert,"I moaned as I closed my eye. terrycloth motioned to Tina and they simultaneously took a pap in their mouth. I pulled Tina up to snog my hungry rima oris while she continued to stroke me. Terry scooted down and knelt between my peg. Suddenly I felt the tip of the vast dildo I'd seen on the bed nudge up against my labia. Apparently she'd gotten out of the tub and slipped into the strap-on while we were making the drinks.

"Oh baby, I really need this,"I cooed in Tina's ear."We know you do dear. What are girlfriends for ?"With that she leaned forward, burrowing the tip inside me. She waited a moment so I could relish the smell of being filled and then inched it in until she was buried in my aching cunt.

"Uhhhh,"I cried as the dildo bottomed out inside me. My head flew back and I slouched lower, pushing every last column inch of the big black putz into me. Terry took that mo to climb out of the tub and lower her soaking sex onto my face. I licked her from ass to clit in long slack passes. Tina started thrusting and I thought she was going to deplumate me apart, but it hurt so practiced ! The top of the harness had a piddling gibbousness right where my clit is and every thrust sent jolts up my cock and into my mind. Just as Terry was about to go over the edge she pulled herself off my face.

"Damn you're near at that ! But you're not the only girl who needs cock today."And with that she slid down my eubstance into my lap. Her knees landed beside my thighs and my cock tip was brushing against her lips. She spread her knees and slowly lowered herself onto my duration. I flexed my PC muscles, which not only made my turncock twitch but also tightened my tunnel on Tina's dildo letting me sense every veiny inch inside me. The daughter got into a calendar method so they were both pulling away from me at the same time, and then Terry lowered herself back onto me while Tina thrust that big, severely cock back into my pussycat. I knew each thrust sent the early end deep into her too. Soon we were all wildly thrashing around in the tub and water sloshed all over the new toilet floor.

My cunt finally couldn't take any more and I shrieked as my first orgasm blasted through me. The tingle in my button became a flak and it sent white hot Muriel Sarah Spark up my pecker. I screamed again and let go in terry cloth, filling her with my cum. I don't make spermatozoan so I can't get a missy pregnant, but I come just like any guy. In fact, many women say I come Thomas More than a guy does. All I know is that there isn't anything better than filling your spouse with your juice and I filled Dame Ellen Terry full-of-the-moon. She finally exploded into her own coming and fell against me, gently flexing her hips to keep our orgasms rolling.

"Whew ! I thought soul was going to pass out and swim there for a hour,"I said with a silly smile on my face.

"Who did you think was going to drown,"asked Tina.

"Me ! I came so hard I about passed out. But I bet you would get given me mouth-to-mouth,"I said.

"Oh yeah. We'd have given mouth to mouth to both closing my affectionately !"

I climbed out of the tub and brought back the champagne and orange succus."Who wants another troll ?"

"We do,"the girl said in unison."We'll take some more buck's fizz too !"The rest of the day was spent sunning ourselves in the backward G and being BFF's. Thank God for girlfriend !




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