One evening in 1842

The sun was setting over the western sandwich hills bathing the valley side in a prosperous gleaming. I looked up from my books and decided to remove a walk before darkness fell.

Our house stood some way above the village and I decided to walk down to sample a pint or two of ale before supper.

"I'm going for a walk I may be some sentence,"I informed the housekeeper before I strode off in lookup of refreshment.

I had not gone many thou before I came across a Nun speeding towards the village.

"goodness evening,"I greeted her,"You seem to be in a great rush."

"We need the doctor,"she explained.

"I think I saw him en route to the stag and Hornet an 60 minutes since,"I explained.

"Oh no, he will be incompetent !"she sighed.

"I know something of medicine perhaps I can aid ?"I offered.

"Oh I think not,"she answered,"One of our sisters has a splinter."

"Then lead on,"I suggested,"I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers."

"Up inside her, her dildo splintered,"she sighed,"I think you will involve more than a pair of tweezers."

"Up her ?"I queried as I recoiled in shock.

"Vagina, cunt what ever your favourite epithet for a cleaning lady's sexual organ is,"she sighed again,"So admit me to the physician and stop wasting my time."

I showed her to the Stag and went to rouse the physician. He was still sensible, after a fashion, but not exactly at the height of his powers.

"Doctor, you must come, a sister has a splinter up her vagina,"I explained urgently.

"Right,"he agreed instantly,"On the mesa with her lads ramification akimbo, lets see what we're dealing with."

Two burly chaps grabbed my familiar and lofted her onto the tabular array and despite her protestation spread her legs wide.

"Ahhhh,"The Doctor said as he lofted her robe and exposed her hairy heap, for she wore nought under the robe."Using those old chip at statues again."

"Its not me !"she protested rather too feebly as the doctor thrust a tubby finger's breadth between her small lips, `` Its Sister Ouch ! ``.

"How far in ?"he asked as he pressed further.

"Its another babe not, oooh, me !"she gasped.

"Dr. its not her,"I explained.

"Shut it pup,"a strapping jack hissed,"This be the best display we had in a while."

"Is that it ?"the doctor asked.

"No, Nooooo"the nun protested rather feebly.

"Anyone with a longer finger's breadth ?"the Doctor asked.

"hold her cunt open so's we can see in force,"the Landlord suggested.

"It's, Oooh, not,"the nun tried to explain.

"Help her off with this gown,"The Doctor of the Church suggested drunkenly.

volition hands pulled her robe over her head.

"Its not,"she protested, but a burly rube was now caressing her tits.

"Its not her !"I explained only to be pushed towards the door.

"I said shut it now shut it !"he ordered.

"No I don't have a splinter !"she explained. Poor girl. The boozy Doctor misunderstood and was now dropping his pants.

"Oh for pity's sake,"she wailed, but the doctors pudgy cock was already pressing into her.

His cock was suffering from brewer affliction and bent as he tried to force it in her, slipping out twice before a strapping yokel loosed his fly to release at least a foot of firm man meat.

Sister Pious's eye were all-embracing the like saucers as she started at the man's momster cock with its bulgy over-embellished head,"No,"she said rather feebly and unconvincingly.

"Let a man in,"the chawbacon insisted as he pushed the doctor aside and unerringly rammed his meat deep into Sister Pious's vagina.

"It's not her,"I insisted.

"Shut it, this is the best show we had for age,"a Yokel insists and pushed me towards the door.

"Oooohhhh,"Sister Pious cooed as his cock slid easily inside her.

"Me next,"another yokel chuckled as he dropped his trews to give away a midst pudgy putz to the admiring gaze of the barmaid and some rather jealous gentlemen and less yokels.

baby Pious had longsighted since given up all pretence of resistance and had her legs wrapped around the bumpkin while shouting"Yes, yes, operose, voiceless,"and"Ohhhhh."

"Its not,"I explained.

"Shut up and watch or sodomize off,"a yokel insisted, so after no more than ten minutes watching them cavort and explore several unlikely stead I decided that as I seemed not to be receive the best course was to go to the monastery myself.

I duly collected my bag and a pair of slender tweezers and made hastiness to the monastry. It was only two or three miles and with the stableboy gone rest home it was less trouble to walk than get a horse saddled.

I arrived well after supper clock time. I knocked loudly on the door and after some ten minutes a sleepy nun opened a pocket-sized sloping trough spy hole and asked,"What do you desire ?"

"I understand a nun requires checkup aid,"I declared urgently.

"Really ?"she retorted,"Not just after a glass of wine and a strong by the sacristy flak ?"

"No, Sister Pious was sent to get a medico,"I explained.

"Ah babe Pious,"she agreed,"And did she have a public figure for the affliced nun."

"No,"I explained,"She merely said the misfortunate girl had a splinter from her dildo up her."

The slide slammed shut abruptly, I knocked again.

"Go away,"the nun shouted,"Before we send for the Constable."

"But sister Pious is being ravished,"I shouted.

I heard the nun shout,"babe Pious has escaped again,"then a commotion and the door was flung open and I was admitted.

A somewhat dishevelled mother Superior hurried to meet me,"What has Pious done now ?"she demanded.

"She said a nun needed medical help and the Doctor is indisposed,"I explained,"Whereas I am a medical student."

"He said a nun had dildo matchwood up her."the number 1 nun explained only to be cut short.

"Really well Brigham Young man, well first we nuns do not use dildos,"female parent superior explained.

"No we use candle and the rhythm bit on our crucifix,"a thirdly nun said brightly until she noted the Mother superior's scowl.

"But baby Pious said someone had splinters,"I explained as more nun appeared roused by the commotion.

"So where is Sister Pious ?"The Mother higher-up asked,"Is she enjoying a grounds of ale in the hart ?"

"More like a foot of yokel's cock,"I retorted rudely,"The last-place sentence I saw her she was completely naked, legs akimbo being shafted by."

"Enough ! I think we get the theme,"the mother Superior declared,"She does this every now and again, I would imagine she will be back some meter in the next week or so."

"But what about the splinters ?"I asked.

"Whitney Young man I can assure you,"The mother Superior insisted until one nun said awkwardly.

"It was me, I asked Sister Pious for help, my crucifix ..."she said.

"And mine,"another nun agreed.

"Me too,"another agreed,"My Crucifix is all uncut and."

"Dear lord do I have a mickle of harlots,"The female parent master sighed,"Very well, you may use the infirmary for your examinations."

"Mine worked themselves out,"one nun admitted.

"And mine,"another one agreed.

"Mine are very painful,"another nun admitted,"Would you take care examining me ?"

"Do your worst,"The Mother Superior agreed and she strode away quite angrily.

The touched nun was called Sister Martha, she was only about twenty years of age or so which un nerved me somewhat, and quite comely with a perfect dish and a mound covered in a light furry down as I was soon to find.

She showed me to the infirmary,"I am blue to bother you but it is rather uncomfortable,"she simpered.

"Just lay on the slab and voice your articulatio genus,"I suggested. I lofted her robe as she did so but there was little adequate to see by wax light igniter. I eased a finger into her. She sighed quite contentedly which I found quite surprise as was the slickness of her innards.

I managed to get three fingers inside her,"Am I anywhere near ?"I asked.

"No,"she said,"You need something longer."

"I have tweezers but I can't see."I admitted.

"Then use your cock,"an ageing nun suggested from behind me,"Isn't it obvious she doesn't have a splinter, she just needs a cock."

"No, I do take a splinter, I'm a good chaste girl,"sister Martha insisted.

"Chased by half the laddie in Borchester,"the elderly nun chorted,"Go on young man, climb on her, flood her with your cum and wash the splinter out, thats what the goodness Doctor of the Church does."

Now to be honest my member was already straining at the 3 and when the older nun camem behind me and loosed my fly push button he sprang free in an instant.

"I can't,"I protested but sister Martha was staring extensive eyed at my cock and her was straining to get inside her and I was powerless to resist.

"Take that !"I chortled as my member speared unerringly inside her,"takings all of Aggggghhhhhh !"

I found the sliver the painful way. I withdrew in horror to find two in of oak splinter now speared through my foreskin."Dear god !"I protested as I pulled it out with trembing fingerbreadth,"There really was a sliver !"

"Oh my zep,"sister Martha said, as she stared at my damaged rooster,"Let me kiss it better."

"Ram it back in her cunt juice is a great healer,"the elderly nun opined and it did seem the most sensible measure so I did.

"Oh that is so soothing, much nicer than a taper,"she cooed.

"Indeed my turncock seems much less painful now,"I agreed,"I am so occupy studying that I seldom find time for a fuck.

It felt very odd to be fucking a nun while almost fully clothed but any port in a violent storm they say and I own Sister Martha was an admirable fuck and as I soon found as she pulled her vest up to reveal them she had yummy breast as well.

The female parent Lake Superior reappeared,"shtup, why am I not surprised ?"she opined,"No doubt you will demand to do a follow up chip tomorrow. Do you roll in the hay I sometimes think I am running a Brothel rather than a nunnery."

"Yes I think I should check tomorrow,"I agreed.

The female parent Superior rolled her eye to heaven."I know, why not take her Martha base with you and use her like a whore until you grow bore of her then transmit her back."

"I fear I might never fag out of fucking her,"I agreed,"But it does vocalise like a Das Kapital idea."

"I was being sarcastic,"The Mother Superior explained sadly.

"Well it won't affair, we can put any child in our orphanage,"a nun suggested,"With Sister Pious'two and."

"clasp your knife,"the Mother Lake Superior ordered but the die was cast.

Sister Martha squeezed my stopcock with pleasure and suddenly I was unable to restrain myself and my seed burst forth in a great torrent sending my judgment straight to heaven.

My cock seemed no worse for the experience apart from a superficial wound on my foreskin and my job done I dressed and prepared to leave.

"Shall you take sister Martha with you ?"the female parent Lake Superior asked sarcastically.

"No, the nighttime is cold, I shall send for her on the morrow,"I announced, and collecting my traps together I departed.

To be continued ?