I 'm Gon na kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, billy goat, you home ? ``

'' Do n't descend in here Jack. Just stay outside, please. ``

Please ? nightstick never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not for sure what to do. We could hear Billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't ignore a wreck. billy club is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh diddlyshit. Do n't express joy, do n't express joy, oh god .... and all three of us were on the base, gasping for breath, ineffectual to stop shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a phone. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to unbrace Billy from the professorship. That must have been the crash, the chairperson tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' he-goat, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll facilitate you kvetch their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is wickedness. ``

And we all really meant it, even if Billy did n't trust us because it might be hard to demand us serious when we could n't break off snickering while we said it.

truncheon had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see fuzz all over the floor but none of it was on nightstick any more. And we had to discontinue looking at him because every sentence one of us did it ruined any attempt to contract it seriously, because billy 's balls were over-embellished, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's cock looked like a barber terminal, red and white banding from the base to the tip and the tip was shiny red and his cock was all sozzled because of some annulus at the base of operations of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't express joy any more and billy club just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real number close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those bitches. I 'm gon na feel her and her sis and cut them up in little pieces and kill them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish billy goat had taken our advice and left Town after the divorce. For almost a yr now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his hand truck, he put crappy Pisces in her car and business firm. She broke his windows, he poured 30 gal of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. billystick could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's inebriate daddy went after billy goat when they were in the eighth grade. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must let outweighed Billy by 50 pounds. Billy took a lump of 2x4 and broke his genu. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his lingua. Nadine 's pop left town when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with Billy again and Nadine was in love.

Billy is a good grease monkey, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high-pitched school Billy married Nadine and went to work. billy goat worked hard to fall in Nadine anything she wanted and after their little girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so hard Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to Billy he told her he had to function for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to understand that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance mansion with her sister. trouble was, Cheryl was a yr older and ace and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some other man.

billy club had worked some extra time to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the menage his wife was n't home. The babysitter told he-goat that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. billy club drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain improper. baton saw some guy dancing with his wife, his hands all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. billy walked right up to them, slammed a clenched fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to cease but he got in his hand truck and tug off. He did n't come up home for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't come home until almost ten every dark and went straight to bed. After a couple of calendar month of that Nadine was going crazy.

surmisal it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one night and Nadine and the babe were gone. nightstick never said a thing, just got up and went to work, seven Day a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming he-goat committed adultery. She had a report signed by some womanhood saying she and truncheon had been screwing for four calendar month. truncheon said naught and did nothing so when it went to the judge. He read all the papers, looked at billy goat and asked `` Any of this jack true billy ? ''. billystick took care of the judge cars and the jurist liked him. billystick just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't reckon so but since you have no test copy and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

billystick ended up with cipher, except workplace. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every time she did something to piddle Billy angry he just waited a while and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to stay out of their short war but Cheryl kept filing ailment and truncheon just said nothing.

But now baton was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little pall. We think Billy snapped inside his head word. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his star sign. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and tell the miss they better run and hide for a while because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talk of the town was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. Billy went back to study. he-goat 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to smart Billy he was going to burn their theater down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was meaner than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six sidereal day a week now. On Sunday he would get in his truck and go away. We had no idea where. The three of us tried following him a duet of times but you ca n't charm Billy 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her baby Saturday night at the terpsichore hall and on William Ashley Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would rule a new man and disappear for days at a time. The sheriff did babble to truncheon and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two twenty-four hours later Nadine disappeared. Good matter the baby girl was at grandmother 's house. We all wondered if Billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to billy goat 's dad and he just said to stop bedevilment because billy club was a in effect boy.

Sun daybreak came. billystick 's dad called me and said everyone should get a small organized religion and be in church service. Our church is n't that big, might give a hundred or so and it was just sound off packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermonizer had the biggest grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayor wife had Gemini the Twins in church. The preacher man said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the composition about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred bucks to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did tell Billy she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sort of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed material loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to check up on them. maiden matter he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No curiosity they ca n't locomote'. The sheriff went up to exact a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't go if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the strap and said it was a estimable job and it would rent some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both young lady started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a discussion. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and faith and caring about each other. He said sometimes when sept ca n't figure out how to tattle to each other they should find somebody who can help. Then he told everyone to go on domicile and the sheriff could discover some dick and cut the girls loose.

Billy had been standing at the back of the church all this time, as usual saying cipher. As family line were filing out of the Christian church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's fount. close-fitting thing I 've seen to a grinning on billy club. Then he turned and walked off, got in his motortruck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's sign of the zodiac later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at Billy 's nanna house with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's house. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six refinement of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo off us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said Billy had been using his Sundays to cut through down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell the jurist the accuracy. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The jurist told Billy he could have all three of the cleaning lady in jail if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six Sir Thomas More specter of red and said nightstick bought some kind of electronic bell and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put thing like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jump and hollering. Grandma finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't pass. Billy did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a womanhood who did n't trust him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told Billy the india ink the female child used on him would wear off in a year or two. Once the password got out about truncheon 's Samuel Barber pole cock and brightly purple balls a lot of girls in the county kept Billy too busy to run Sir Thomas More than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any Thomas More but Tom is real measured not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with nanna and her fiddling girl is a real cutie. Billy comes over a lot to visit his granny and play with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preacher daughter. She 's a respectable woman and wanton going. final night she did say she found out where Billy got those buzzers .... oh my .