Morris Dancers In London


Bdsm, Interracial
You may cerebrate as we Cornish folk be a bit thick.

Denzil Penhalligon an me growed up down larboard Wen. One Sat day us went up the smoke for a bit of a spree. We went up on the train to Paddington which is as approximate London as the railroad train gets. We bought they saver tickets about a calendar month afore so's we could afford it.

We knew the streets weren't paved with gold but we had at least expected some macadam not pot holes held together with more pot golf hole and us ant realised how a great deal they rip off by-blow charged for everything.

Anyway us went up the West End, Us wanted to see a display. Us went to the Box power for Les Miz as we wanted to see some girl on female child, but they wanted an arm an a leg to get in an didn't have no tag till November !

So we went down the Pub, They wanted three pound sterling for a methamphetamine of water system, and the beer was like weasel peeing. Warm weasel piss. Warm draft weasel piss freshly pissed by a weasel, not that I drink weasel water or hump what it tastes like but it tasted like I reckon weasel piss would smack if I tasted it.

Still it weren't all bad as pitiable old Denzil pulled. It were a bit of a stupor as he's so ugly that we don't need no bird scarer when he be around but this boo, she were a bit tarty but I wouldn't have said no, obviously took a shine to he.

Anyroad round her went with her and told I to waitress for he and next matter after a bit of hows yer father she said as he owed her an hundred quid. Bloody ton for a bit of a fumble. E ant got an c chaw, E ardly ad a tenner so these dark chap laid into him summat savage.

Poor old Denzil he come back looking a bit second hand, blood pouring from his head.

"You all right ?"I asked.

"Just about,"he said,"You should have seen the other bloke."

"Why, laughing were he."I asked.

"promise his clenched fist hurts as often as my head."he replied

Now I ent no more vengeful than the side by side sodomite but beating me couple up ent the best way to get on me commodity side.

We slept on a judiciary in Hide ballpark and went back household the following day,"Bloody beef tried to charge I to bonk her,"Denzil explained.

"You ought to try that our Demelzer,"his dad suggested to Denzil's sister,"You'd make a fucking fortune."

"I just wants three kids by three dissimilar fella so I can get a Council House and three lots of care like me mam done."she replied.

"So what happened to thee mind ?"he asked.

"Bloody darkies beat me up when I wouldn't pay."he muttered.

"well better reform the Morris Men I suppose,"his dad suggested.

"What fucking goods that ?"I asked,"Poncing about with Vanessa Stephen on yer articulatio genus carrying bloody control stick ?, every bugger will laugh at yer."

"Till they gets a whang from the peg they will,"he laughed. Bggers be still laughing when they hits the deck with a wear jaw,"All together in the Floral dance,"he sang"Whack they all fall down."

"So how do we find the gent ?"I asked.

"fountainhead you know the pub ?"he asked.

"No,"I admitted.

"So see it up on Google Street view yer lummox,"he suggested,"Now I'll get the bloke together."

We found pub on Google earth, Denzil's dad rang the Landlord.

"port wine Wen Esther Hobart McQuigg Slack Morris Men yer, us thought us would deteriorate by next Sat day, gift thee a bit of a turn,"he suggested. There was some mufled laugh in the background.

"Nah mate not nuch margin call for Morris Men round here."the slimy cocky Cockney muttered.

"wellspring just name sure you have some pasties warming and some cider cooling,"Denzil's Dad advised,"And it will be two hundred and fifty British pound sterling pus free John Barleycorn, proficient evening."

He put the phone down.

Denzil's Dad, he were called Denzil same as his dad and his dad's dad afore him, had all the old gang rounded up by Thursday night.

He had the costumes out the loft and there we stood like a right-hand load of prats. Blacked up faces, false nose, Alexander Bell round us genu, old Ross on squeeze box, Saint Peter on drum, Isiah on some clarinet affair, some bloke on violin and best office of a XII other feller including the biography boat crew.

"Right lets sing the Floral Dance,"Old Denzil elder ordered. You never heard such a fucking row.

"Bit louder,"he called and then that were it. He handed the sticks out."Its one, pause, two, suspension, one, two, three."he said."One, crash sticks, two clangour sticks, and one two three, belt the living day lights out of the bastards."he said."Now pattern knocking cocoa nuts out of the cups so you get a feel."he advised.

We went up the skunk on Sat day. Cornish Riviera limited, first socio-economic class. Didn't even have to buy tickets, just showed the chap on the barrier us joint and said we would greatly appreciate being granted a free ride.

He weren'stupid enough to deny, him being outnumbered 13 to one and all that.

We had a bit of a practice session when the ticket collector appeared and he wisely buggered off and we sat and the old codgers sang witty sea faring ditties and we passed the hat bout for peope to present their appreciation with a suggested donation of a tenner a small-arm. They weren't daft enough to refuse. It were bad enough us listening to the old old codger and we was used to them, with their tuneless caterwalling, but for the short cultured buggers who paid extra to get away from riff raff like us it were pure torment. They kept it all way from hoe to tother side of Taunton. It were so bad their singing as I reckon we'd a gone Bodmin us selves if they hadn't paid us to shut up.

We got up the smoke, They says Paddington 's London but it ent Jack London, its bloody naut mi away. Anyroad us had to stick the patform gates unfastened as they didn't reckon much to us not having tickets, and hailed a bus to get us down the Rebecca West End.

They are argumentative buggers Lunnon bus number one wood. Down abode they takes you to the doorway and helps you down with the baggage, up the sens the says they has"roots. ''

We told him where the pub was but he said he were going to the Elephant and castling. Proper obstreperous he were, so we started singing and when he still didn't do as we said we slipped him fifty chew. That 's when he saw sensation. Turns out he liked that Rap medicine where the beginning C is silent.

We was a bit early,"Cider all round Bar bread and butter,"Denzil senior demanded.

It were about LXXX quid,"Take it out of our fee,"he said.

"What fee ?"The Bar keep asked. He saw thirteen peg swinging."Oh that fee."

Just then a duet of gorgeous birds come in we some darkies.

"That's them !"Denzil whispered.

"How can thee narrate they all looks alike ?"I asked.

"Bloody physique cut in they hair,"he explained. They had shuck all over they bonces wi rummy patterns in.

"commodity evening Gents, issue forth to enjoy us Cornish Traditions ?"Denzil senior asked.

"Fuck off creep, don't cha know its an offensive to inglorious up,"the mouthy darkie muttered.

"wellspring that would take in you sodomist banged to right wing wouldn't it,"he laughed,"We come a long way to meet you gents."

"I said fuck off weirdo,"the mouthy one repeated and he pulled a flick knife from his rear pocket.

"I had one of they in the boy sentry,"Harry piped up,"Handy for getting boy scouts out of knight hooves or summat."

"Are you jiving with me ?"The mouthy darky asked nastily.

"Wouldn't know a jive if they saw it on eBay,"Denzil senior laughed,"Put it away lad, you're not impressing anyone.

"shuffle me,"the guy challenged.

"Thwack."down came a Morris stick straight across his bonce. He went out like a abstemious falling on his knife which unfortunately were point down so it just break a twain of ridicule instead of running him through.

His mate decided discretion was better than valour but Denzil had he spotted and"Thwack,"down come the ebony stick and down went ebony gent like he were a sack of spuds.

The girls looked skittish,"We don't want no worry,"they insisted.

"free fuck for everyone then ?"Denzil senior laughed,"rubber eraser up mid we do know where they bin."

I turned to the nearest girl,"That's a pin-up clothes your wearing, why don't we hang it up so it don't get contaminating ?"

"Cause I ent wearing anything underneath,"she snapped. She looked round,"Look fifty wad each is the just I can do."

"Our Demelzer does it for love."Denzil replied.

"wellspring a half of Cider and packet of pork scratching,"I clarified.

"Then she's a fucking half-wit,"she replied.

"How do you know our Demelzer ?"Denzil asked before the centime dropped."Oh trying to be clever are you ?"

"Compared to you I'm a blinking mastermind !"she replied. She looked round. 13 condom clad cocks now glistened moistly in anticipation."Oh fuck it, don't get spunk on me dress, knack it up mortal !"

She stood there stark naked, slenderize as a profligate you could see her rib and the track marks where she been shooting up.

Her tits had sagged an all,"You needs a bit of Cornish air,"Denzil elder told her"Up at six for milking."

"I am not milking any bloody cow,"she snapped.

"Who said anything about cows, I wants me dick milked you silly bint,"he laughed,"Sucked off, fell atio or whatever they calls it now, late throat."

She blushed briefly but somebody had pushed her over a tabular array and was jabbing their cock at her ass. They didn't get far so they rammed it up her well used cunt."One and a two and an One, Two, Three,"we chanted as he got into the rhythm.

"Your next,"I said to this other girl.

She protested but her knicker was soon down and her dress over her head and hung in a draw by the door. My mistake, she was the cleaner not a tart but its an easygoing fault and no scathe done, as long as her bloke don't find out.

Must have been twenty dollar bill seconds cover between,"You're next,"and me cock ramming up her from behind. Next off Nigel sticks his cock in her gob for her to suck on and break off her from screaming as it wasn't in time to the others and she screamed nearly as bad as the old codgers sang. One and a Two and a One.Two. Three.

Fucking in Cornish time in the roll of tobacco. Next affair there was three more snort stripped down and some feller what weren't wi us going at them mallet and tongs. Place was more like a Roman saturnalia than a pub. Bints fucking left properly and middle, clinch box going, Us lot vocalizing and ass in Cornish Rhythm. Darkies led on the base bleeding. bartender pulling pint like they was going out of style, queues outside the door.

Bit like St Ives on a Sat day dark really.

That's when the Coppers turns up. Some bastard had phoned them.

"Ello, ‘ Ello, ‘ Ello, what's going on here then ?"the mouthy one with banding on his sleeve shouted. Scruffy bastard, helmet on, flack jacket and unawares sleeves. What a seat. He waved his tazer around.

"roll in the hay mainly,"Denzil explained,"Couple of darkie fainted with excitement."

"Bashed their promontory in the floor a pair of prison term as they fell ?"the copper asked.

"That's right, Primps or some such."he added.

"pander, what controls prossies,"I corrected him,"Them just sleeping it of mate."

"Well we have had a complaint,"the copper continued.

"Ah you can get unction for that,"Denzil senior suggested,"Probably ought to use a rubber."

"Oh right wing, a comedian !"the copper observed.

"Nah partner, Tin miner me,"he replied,"And Morris terpsichorean, lets show them the Floral saltation, Lads, a One, two, a, One, two, three, four. jar the sticks came together. Coppers looked nervous.

"Just keep the randomness down"the pig suggested as he ushered his Ilex paraguariensis out of the pub and get a fairly fast retreat.

"They're going to fucking kill me,"the lady friend muttered,"Doing all these freebies."

"Well come down Corn Wall along wi us,"Denzil senior suggested.

"I can't I'm not supposed to be here !"she protested,"And I owe them thousand of quid for getting me into the country."

"Thousands,"Tristan gasped,"Old Petrock only charges a 1000 for St Malo to St James Merritt Ives, you been had girl.

"He'd have to pay I thousand, to sail wi he, that old sauceboat's clapped out."Sir Henry Morgan advised.

"No you come home with we,"Tristan offered,"You can bunk in wi me sister, she's a bit of a lez."

It were a right bugger actually, bloody girl was gamey and o track when she cum down she were climbing the walls.

We bade the Landlord leave, tossed the darky in a skip, arranged another sojourn for the adjacent year with a couple of one C notes as an advance and set off back for the station.

They was bloody obstreperous."Next train to Plymouth is at 6 am."

"Well us has to be back home for milking, what up wi that un ?"Denzil asked pointing at a string doing sod all at a platform.

"It goes to Fishguard via Bristol,"some smarmy git smirked.

"Not now it don't,"Denzil insisted, and he stormed up to the driver,"Take us to Penzance !"

"Right Oh squire,"he replied.

Bloody by-blow, he turned right at Reading not left and us ended up at Swansea.

course of instruction we never twigged it as the only to keep the stupid bitch from climbing wall was to screw her. We damn near ran out of safe. Then some bint in low class thought we were having an orgy so her stripped off and joined in.

Next thing just the ticket collector was having a poke, then the guard, then the shtup railway locomotive driver came through and he had a turn.

"WHO'e steering the engine ?"I demanded.

"No one, its on rails,"he explained,"Couldn't do this on the old locomotive engine, no door like on the HSTs."Almighty alone knows what he were on about but he certainly knew how to founder a bint a portion.

future thing we had to get back from Swansea to abode. Taffys weren't so understanding about no tickets so we had to let them take in a poke each of our bint afore they let us on the power train for Bristol, and somewhere attack the big tunnel under the Seven the bint collapsed into a cryptical sleep.

We were all knackered when we got home. On the way we all drew lashings for the bint and I won her. I can't pronounce her name so I calls her Morwenna. She bunked in with Denzil's sister for a bit ‘ till she could afford her own flat which wern't long, bit poor of prossies in St James Merritt Ives, safe business.

What with good Cornish food for thought, and fresh sea air she's a different char now, twice the bloody size she use to be. We got married a piece ago, kid on the way.

Do you know I wish as I'd never been anywhere near Jack London.

I wish I'd a never left Cornwall.

You bin warned .
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