All I Want ... ( A Christmas Narration )
FantasyChristmas Day 2016
Ten day to go ‘ til Christmas, John gryphon just shook his oral sex. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous hoi polloi went by. happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any melodic theme of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of mark !
Just then the CEO of the troupe walked up behind him,"Hello lavatory, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer genius !"John smiled might as well be prissy to this one he was the foreman, for now."You can wait a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."
"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this year ? I have a lot of material to do."John asked.
"No, I'm afraid not, this is a clip for the family of this corporation to bring together together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandate. Besides you might meet a nice girlfriend there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.
John faked a smiling as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, line of descent sucking creature that loved to torture. Shaking his capitulum he was better off alone, he was bedamn sure a Hades of a lot felicitous. Plus he had a lot More money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young char walked by smiling at trick, only to experience him scowl at them.
He could hear them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tight-fitting blonde said.
"Oh, that's John the Divine Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, women in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard hearsay that he was hurt ..."Then to Saint John their vox were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.
darn it ! He was going to idle Gino the place temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping citizenry in the office staff away from him. The number one rightful smile he'd worn in week appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might get to buy him a beer ! He just might take done me a favour running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get set up for the political party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gathering, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated mass !
Sighing lavatory shook his head then looked at his watch, he had an hr ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the building Saint John the Apostle thought maybe he could hit the bar, get rummy and get sent home. As the elevator door open John instantly knew he should take in waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste product newspaper publisher basket, puking his moxie out.
"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."
"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to stimulate a Santa Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"
"Not at this of late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Dec 25 Eve."The one called Chris said.
Sighing, the CEO threw his weapon system up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Kriss Kringle for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.
When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John the Divine automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg, you really don't want me as your Santa !"
"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business. This is just an denotation of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning looking."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving present to children."John's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his mind."These fry in turn want things, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."
"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be glad and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"lavatory was trying to excuse to Mr. Allen.
"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could cogitate that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful deal ever. An ad blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will produce you a legend in the field, a menage name to all, and one that you could write your own slate to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.
The completely time John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the pretender one he put on everyday but an real genuine grinning."When you put it that way I just might be capable to do it."
"trade good, though the only thing is you have to sour with a helper."Mr. Allen said as St. John the Apostle's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.
"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.
"looking at Saint John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to retain you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side of meat. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Gracie stated.
Gospel According to John sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can turn with him."
The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another business tactic. sort of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."
John stood there staring at both men all that they said was straight. Sighing a thirdly meter he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a doorway John walked through and right into an almost naked woman !
Screaming the woman covered as often of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"King John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to discase."What in the Hell do you cerebrate you are doing ? You can't modification when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John gryphon aren't you ?"
"First to reply your interrogation I was sent in here to change into this,"here John held up the Santa Suit."s, I am not a pervert as I have no stake in you or your, HA ! laughable petite trunk. Third, yes I am so speed up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to confront the season."John the Evangelist was trying to travel rapidly so it was the same brunet who was spreading rumour earlier.
The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her pharynx as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to verbalize but the size of the club between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."
"So I take it you are the assistant ? I want you to betray the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure !"toilet sneered as he looked her up and down.
"I don't ... look here you damn freak of nature ! I have more appeal in my picayune digit than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.
"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about shit I know nothing about !"toilet snapped back at her.
"I know all about you Saint John griffin ; a cruddy breakup two age ago, no children, no mixer life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a junky !"The brunette replied.
John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal inside information about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole time, then I could draw it materialize. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll dainty you like one. serve me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also hold open your oral cavity shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only 1 to know, I want it to stay that way."King John growled to emphasize his point.
Gulping the fair sex nodded and dressed as fast as she could then go out the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he remember he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to ascertain out more about him. Greeting several small fry who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull this off.
Finally dressed Gospel According to John looked at the bod of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his stomach sizing, he appeared to be about rightfield for the job. He was about to grab the threshold when Mr. Allen walked in.
"Ah ! I see you found everything near ! I told all the fry that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is kids !"There was the thunder of slews of fry as whoremaster Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best face he watched as the brunet worked the crowd of child. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.
For the adjacent minute Gospel According to John went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was good John thought this is a fabulous gimmick to promote the time of year. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the way John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the midsection. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to search at her again.'A few minutes later bathroom was almost completely au naturel when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.
Looking up at his Brobdingnagian member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her leg."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.
"Ha ! I could say the Sami about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"whoremaster smirked as he replied.
"I ..."she started as she stuck her chief through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"
"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing privy walked to the curtain,"You are a twist around yourself !"
"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was case to look with him. Shaking her school principal she continued,"I am a Lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."
growl trick reached out and ripped the curtain down."face you fucking bitch ! I don't impart a damn what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your piece of ass occupation ! So do me a favour, sustain quiet and I will also. You're poking your olfactory organ into shit you have no business messing with. In a password ? fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and knickers on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to quieten woman.
Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and give her a art object of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !
Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a tall job ! I have a proffer for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Saint Nicholas tonight is also our store Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the side by side eight days."
"I'm not sure Mr. Woody Allen I mean I still have the publicizing campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just swing it.
"hokum, your help can handle the quietus of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing can nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can give up you ‘ til after the holidays."
"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the integral place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.
"If you are interest about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to realize if you can do what you did in there in the fund. well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"
"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.
"My name is Jennifer you ... half-wit !"Jennifer almost shrieked.
"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to wee-wee trusted you both have dissever changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Woody Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been nauseous earlier.
"Do you call up it worked ?"Chris asked.
"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a good look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a thoroughly chance it did."Tim Woody Allen stated."So what's the side by side footstep Chris ?"Tim asked.
"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may own to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.
The future day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his tidings there were two rooms. Walking in lav sat and started to undress. Outside a strange brusque man came by and put an out of order star sign in on the other way. A moment later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the drape thinking it was a closet and came nerve to side with John, stark au naturel ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was staring naked also then to her amazement privy's already immense penis got freehanded !
Smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each other again ! As I said before you say zero and neither will I administer ?"
Jennifer was trying to find her part. She was trying to ascertain her will power ! Hell she was still trying to shoot her eyes away from the unbelievable organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"flock !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.
"It seems that Mr. Ethan Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bow John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.
Jennifer could only stare her back talk clear. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the sin was she disappointed ?
"You know we have to necessitate lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are deadened broke. Yes I have my informant also. Look I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as well-heeled for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.
"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the input were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.
"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having multitude leave me alone."John told her.
"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can ploughshare ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.
"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can confide you and you can commit me then we'll see."John the Evangelist replied.
Jennifer threw him a grin that seemed to illumine up the elbow room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, revengeful, greed driven, blood suck beast otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time St. John the Apostle actually thought cleaning lady were warm, enjoy, and gentle.
cerebration back he should have seen the polarity, as all she wanted was things more than and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a sealed necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in populace she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.
whoremonger had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never find again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the section he was playing. It was almost lunch time when Saint John the Apostle started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !
Finally they were at luncheon Saint John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the crease in front of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's centre were huge when she sat at the board with a piled up plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his school principal there was a lot Thomas More to this woman than met the eye he thought.
They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both ungarbed and actually sat there fighting eternal sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.
"I can't call up the hold out meter I was this tired,"lav told her without looking up.
"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep actual damn proficient tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this metre Jennifer was ready low and waited on John the Evangelist."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.
John watched as she went out the nominal head, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to speed up away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."
"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.
"I could take you home if you want."Gospel According to John told her.
"No, thank you but no. I'll be fine, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.
For the future few days they always ate together, King John always amazed at the sum of money she ate. It was always the same, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the Bench. Walking up he rock her but she didn't move shaking his headland he picked her up and put her in the figurehead buns. Looking in her purse he found her address on an information card and set out.
Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh John thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her sleeping accommodation he was impressed the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the menage and armed the alert. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.
Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the close stock and bought 50 pound sign of food for the animal. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A second later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first-class honours degree cat which got the bit jealous and was soon trying to push the early out of the way.
Looking closer he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the former had to be a bare queen. Though as to the color that was unvoiced to say with all the white, grey, black, Au, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a petty of everything huh ?"A questioning miaow was all he got.
The adjacent morn she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The last affair she remembered was sitting on the workbench waiting for the bus. Where in the netherworld were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her dress were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the animation way stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat nutrient. When both her khat came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this nutrient ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.
I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't move. I brought you home and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your acquaintance had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am no-count I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.
"fountainhead Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a lofty knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John had bought her some food for thought. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her closet they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her mouthpiece all she could do was throw off her head. Then her anger started to build up. Try to corrupt her ? She didn't think so !
acquiring dressed she took the bus to the fund and walked in former getting dressed sat and waited. The foresightful she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !
John was feeling pretty beneficial he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a minuscule while. Walking to the dressing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his cheek."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two Thomas More twenty-four hour period that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting font again ! I am not a cocotte that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"
john sat with a thump tears started to decrease from his center as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The hurting was like a tongue being shoved into his nerve it was almost too a good deal to consider. Dressing Gospel According to John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. bedamn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female !
Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to toilet she hadn't meant to be as abrasive as she had. Changing she came out looking for King John but he was nowhere to be seen. individual told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for whoremonger's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business concern conquest to him wasn't she ?
"trick ?"She called out. Hearing her phonation the tears came harder as he shifted into inaugural and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward Saint John."OH MY GOD ! whoremonger !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.
Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John the Evangelist wedged in. teardrop were running freely, unashamedly down her expression."John ! My god please toilet, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.
John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a charwoman in battlefront of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth II when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."binge started to fall from his center."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest hombre ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."
Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth I ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"lavatory gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.
John opened his eye again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his centre closed.
"Yes central, we have a male chance event victim, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty minutes later they had him costless and on the way to the hospital. Finally capable to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"
"At the moment I am trying to intercept you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.
"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty surely she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. harbor't you caused me enough pain already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.
smiling Chris touched John's question,"Here, maybe that will serve !"Chris said as suddenly he could learn Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched john's head. Saint John the Apostle heard Jennifer ["John griffon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"
"flavor like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so voiceless. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.
"At the infirmary, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my side by side of kin, as my fiancé ?"whoremaster asked.
"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those child believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John the Divine."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.
At the infirmary Gospel According to John was in surgery for possibly an hour then convalescence. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"
"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.
"No, I'm afraid that for now, family unit only."The Whitney Young nurse said as she checked the list.
"Oh, I see please let me live when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.
"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.
A jump Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nursemaid had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's sassing dropped unfold, Chris ?
"I am only here to bid you two a happy life. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me get back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did Gospel According to John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !
"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.
"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sledge bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"whoremaster said.
"I love you John gryphon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastide my passion ! ”