The Butler 'S Tale ( 1 )
It was another dreary disagreeable day. I stood quietly by the sitting room door in my impudent Samuel Butler's unvarying black coating, and grayish waistcoat and fateful trouser with a single stripe awaiting instruction.
My employer, or at least, my employer's mother the dowager dame H, was her usual unsympathetic self.
The Dowager or Lady Margaret. She must have been in her forties though she would give passed for sixty with relaxation in her Baron Hugh Caswall Tremenheere Dowding black widows garb. She was still in mourning for her late husband who had departed this mortal curl some two yr since. A felicitous release the staff surmised. Not that he was ill, merely hen pecked.
She read the last of her letter of the alphabet. She sighed in surrender and she turned on me once more.
"Hanson, tell me,"she said in her superior voice,"What do you do for amusement on your day off."
"I see my mother and sis, Madam."I replied.
"You don't have some minuscule cleaning woman hidden away then ?"she probed.
I was thoroughly fed up with being a pantryman. Ten years I served in the Devon and Somerset Yeomanry rising to colour sergeant. Yet when the peace came a butler was the only post I could secure.
"No Madam."I replied.
"A boy then,"she taunted mischievously,"I knew it, a bugger !"
"No Madam."I insisted.
She liked humiliating me. I looked at her though carefully so not as to make eye touch.
"Oh you are !"she clapped her hands delightedly.
I had had sufficiency of her. I resolved to free forthwith.
"No Madam, after my home visit I go to the bawdyhouse in Horton which his lordship frequented,"I lied."Therein I engage his Lordship's favourite whore. I have her clothes all in black as his lordship did. Then I beat her with a horse party whip like his Lordship did shouting, ‘ yield that Margaret you bitch ! before throwing her upon the bed and fucking her up her backside."
"Ah ha, I knew you were a sodomist, it is in the eyes !"she said delightedly."You're lying of course. He fornicated with every buxom chick he could lay hands on, but pay. You must be joking."
"Exaggerating slightly, perhaps Madam."I admitted.
"So Hanson, are you saying you would like to thrash me with a gymnastic horse whip and sodomize me ?"she asked.
"That would be illegal Madam."I explained.
"Would you like to whip me with a horse lash ?"she asked.
"Indeed, I think I should bask that very often,"I confessed.
"Oh !"she squealed delightedly,"What fun ! ah that will be all Hanson. Thank you."
I expected to be dismissed on the spot but she was actually laughing.
His Lordship and his untried married woman Lady Jane returned in fourth dimension for dinner so I had to be on duty in the dining room.
They ate the sumptuous meal with all the decorum of pigs at a bowl, and drank the fine wine as if it were lemon cordial.
"I say,"Lady Margaret, the Dowager, suddenly announced after rather too much French people wine,"It would appear that Hanson here has a passionateness for whipping poor unsuspecting wenches with a horse whip."
"Has he been abusing the handmaid ?"Divine H enquired.
"No,"she replied,"But a reliable source William Tell me he likes to give some park trollop dress in mourning mordant and then he whips and sodomises them."
"good God mother, in opprobrious ?"Lord H laughed,"Perhaps you have an admirer ! What say you Hanson ?"
"I should thrash her within an ounce of her aliveness given a half chance my lord,"I explained.
"Das Kapital, Capital !"Lord H laughed,"Oh you are a comedian Hanson and no mistake. Thrash mamma. She would eat you for breakfast !"
"Indeed My Lord,"I agreed and I blushed crimson.
"sentence for the Port I think,"Creator H laughed,"wellspring, well, well, what a suppose mommy buck whipped by the servants !"
"Geoffrey, please !"Lady Jane chided. poor people gentlewoman Jane. Barely twenty two. Married two yr and still childless. Cook said it was because overlord H was impotent though how she knew was unclear.
The meal finished and the syndicate retired. I took my supper with cook and the maids downstairs.
I went to bed confused. I had expected to be dismissed instantly for insubordination.I could not comprehend the Dowager's chemical reaction.
N returned for a few daylight until both Lord H and Lady Jane went hunting.
I was in the kitchen when the Dowager's bedroom bell rang. Bessie the maid went at once but returned quickly."The Dowager wants Mr Hanson,"she announced.
I went at once,"Yes Madam ?"I ventured as I entered her way after knocking politely.
"Come in close the door, there is a potation,"she ordered."I have something for you."
She handed me a smarting leather bound type, unusually long and thin."Open it then."she ordered.
I opened the type. It contained a somewhat used sawhorse whip.
"Is that what you wanted ?"she asked.
"Only in my dreams,"I admitted.
"Oh well, my mistake,"she said."Bolt the doorway and drop your trousers."
"Madam ?"replied uncertainly.
"Bolt the room access and shed your trousers I shall not tell you again,"she repeated.
"Yes Madam, certainly Madam,"I replied and I slid the door bolt along and returned to stomach before her as she sat on the bed fully dressed I might add.
"Trousers down Hanson,"she ordered,"I need to inspect your equipment."
"Yes Madam."I replied again and duly undid my whack and let my trouser slide to the floor.
"And underpants,"she added.
"Yes Madam,"I agreed. I had a problem. My appendage like a collapsible shelter pole, making a tent of my underpants.
Carefully I eased them down.
"Very promising,"she said admiringly,"Standing to attention already, my Henry needed a riding crop up his rear before he showed any inclination at all."
"Madam,"I agreed. She reached out and touched my stopcock. She gripped the shot and then rubbed a finger over the eye at the top where a bead of pre cum glistened.
She licked that finger,"Not bad,"she agreed,"You will do."
She lay back across the wide double bed. She pulled up her skirts and I saw she wore no underwear what so ever. Just a suspender bash and stockings. Her quim was entirely exposed. Freshly shaven and probably perfumed."Fuck me Hanson, pull in your payoff for once,"she ordered.
"Of track brothel keeper,"I replied and I swiftly undid my bootleg patent leather indoor skid and pulled my trousers underpants and air-sleeve off to stand before her.
"I do so like a man who takes his socks off,"she laughed as she lay with her knees raised and parted,"Such considerateness. Now fuck me you brute !"
I advanced towards her, I guided my penis towards her and the first tangency I made was my cock to her quim. It was soft, moist, hot, yielding. My penis glided in like a knife through hot butter.
It was so tenacious since I lowest had a womanhood. My fellow member revelled in his employment. Pleasant sensations raced through my consciousness. She moaned. I kissed her.
"No kissing,"she said,"No undue familiarity."
"Sorry Madam,"I apologised,"Shall I fuck you tenderly or shall I use you like a whore ?"
"Use your discretion Hanson,"she suggested,"After all that is what butler are supposed to do."
"Thank you Madam,"I said."In that case take that you bitch,"I said and I slammed into her.
"Not quite what I had in mind,"she laughed,"I would prefer less talking and to a greater extent effort."
No snuggling, no talking, it was like using an Army brothel again except I did not hold my ground forces issue prophylactic sheath.
Suddenly the love built to a crescendo, the volcano was about to ignite,"Madam,"I said urgently,"I think I had better."
But she grasped my tail end,"Yes !"she said,"Release fill me, flood me make me feel like a woman again."
I had no response the sluicegate were well and truly overt and my stopcock was pumping like a blast hose.
I stilled."You will do,"she said abruptly,"cover to your duties."
She wriggled out from under me, walked to the door, slid back the bolt and strode away down the corridor.
I scrabbled to get dressed and hurried downstairs.
She was in the kitchen,"Oh do speed up Bessie,"she complained.
"Madam ?"I queried.
"Go away Hanson you have done enough,"she chided."Fetch a quick towel and wipe me girl."
Lady Margaret sat with her skirt raised and genu spread waiting for the maiden to wipe her quim and thighs,"I am afraid Hanson was more potent than I imagined."
"Have you been fucking the butler Madam,"Bessie gasped.
"No you pillock girl, he has been fucking me,"she snapped. I could scarce believe her forthrightness and want of decorum.
poor people Bessie blushed crimson."Oh !"she replied in shocked surprise.
"Has he not been fucking you girl ?"she asked.
"No Madam, I am a good girl !"Bessie insisted.
"A very foolish daughter more likely,"ma'am H insisted."Anyway back to the kitchen your employment is done here."
She saw me standing there watching."Have to keep the broken gild in their shoes or lord knows what would happen,"she explained.
For the difference of the day and the following day gentlewoman Margaret was her usual disagreeable ego but then Lord H went to capital of the United Kingdom alone and arranged to expend the nighttime at his club.
Lady Margaret was in a playful mood, uncharacteristically charming, especially at dinner.
The two ladies took an early supper and on their retiring to bed I took my supper downstairs.
But the bell soon summoned Bessie to the Dowager's bedroom and then Bessie returned with the content that I was required.
I knocked politely."Come in,"peeress Margaret ordered."deadbolt the door there's a beneficial chap."
I did as she asked, and found to my amazement dame Jane sitting upon the can at Lady Margaret's dressing table.
Lady Margaret wasted no time"Ah Hanson, I do believe we are in pauperism of your especial attributes. My son being a somewhat feeble and poorly individual has thus far singularly failed to provide dear Jane with offspring. It has been remarked upon and causes some embarrassment within society."
"Indeed madam ?"I replied.
"So Hanson, do you see a resolution to this cul de sac ?"she asked.
"Not immediately madam,"I admitted.
"Well I do,"madam Margaret explained,"I did a brief test to establish Hanson's potential Jane and he is quite equal in that regard."
"You make him voice like a jimmy bull,"Lady Jane teased.
"Bronze dirty money perhaps,"she suggested."But more a stallion to the mob's brood mare."
"Oh so am I no more than a brood mare ?"madam Jane asked.
"Rather less I fear,"noblewoman Margaret admitted,"But Hanson has unswerving haunches, unspoilt lungs, sound disposition and a impudent head and has feature article not different to my son's so I believe he will wee-wee a admirable stallion."
"Do I have any say in this ma'am,"I enquired.
"No you do not, your undertaking is to saturate my daughter in law,"Lady Margaret insisted,"Surely you have no dissent ?"
I looked at ma'am Jane, a vision of lovliness as she looked at me and looked away embarrassed.
"Er, well she does look a little young and vulnerable ?"I suggested.
"good Jehovah, she's been married for two years and fucked lord knows how many times."Lady Margaret snapped.
"thirty seven,"lady Jane confirmed.
"Hanson would have exceeded that in a fortnight,"Lady Margaret sighed,"My son is a direful disappointment Hanson, his Fatherhood was a tiresome bore but he could be persuaded to execute. I do confess I am at my witticism end over this son and heir business."
"Then I shall do my obligation dame,"I agreed.
"No tenderheartedness, no considerateness, no love, simply prang up her like a bull serving his cow,"Lady Margaret insisted,"I shall of course supervise."
"Are you content with this My ma'am ?"I enquired of Lady Jane.
"If you are Hanson,"she agreed.
"It will be my pleasure madam,"I confessed as I looked at her, all gratifying and soft and vulnerable and ripe for fucking.
"On the bed please Jane, fan out your legs so Hanson may impregnate you."ma'am Margaret ordered,"trouser off Hanson."
I responded with alacrity, I shed my brake shoe and trousers, socks and underpants and my jacket and would have been naked but for peeress Margaret's cry to desist."Enough !"she cried.
ma'am Jane was lying on the bed, her knees parted and raised her underthings removed and her quim clearly displayed.
I stared,"To your duty Hanson,"peeress Margaret urged.
I climbed onto the bed, my penis now fully erect, rampant indeed. The noblewoman Margaret grasped my member from behind me, reaching through my peg and aiming it at the younger char's quim.
My appendage brushed her quim but it was unyielding, the poor missy was not in the to the lowest degree stir, and no wonder.
"A moment My Lady,"I requested and I raised myself up and skid down the bed.
I kissed her inner second joint, she gasped and so I slowly march my kisses up towards her quim,"Ohhhh !"she gasped,"Henry has never done that !"
I kissed her mound and then parted her frown lips with my fingers and ran my tongue around the moist groove between.
"Ohhhhh Hanson !"Lady Jane gasped.
She was prepare so I swiftly slid up the bed again and Lady Margaret guided my member into Jane's now hot and uncoerced quim.
"Oh Hanson, that is churchman, kiss me !"she pleaded.
"No impropriety !"madam Margaret insisted.
I kissed Jane's neck.
"No, desist I say !"Lady Margaret repeated.
"Oh that feels so effective !"Jane cooed,"William Tell me you love me !"
"Hush my angel,"I said quietly and I silenced her with a kiss on her lips.
"No, I forbid it. Absolutely. Desist I say !"ma'am Margaret demanded and she grabbed the horse lash from its leather bound shell and slashed me across the buttocks.
I flinched.
"Oh yessss !"Lady Jane gasped as I thrust even more firmly.
"Oh just be done !"gentlewoman Margaret insisted in resignation,"Just be done."
Jane was smiling up at me, her eyes shining,"Ohhh that is sooo nice,"she sighed,"You must contribute William Henry some lessons !"
"Don't be ridiculous !"gentlewoman Margaret snapped,"Oh goal can't you !"
"Yes Madam,"I agreed for my balls were churning and a solid jet of cum erupted from my shaft making Jane gasp as the gush of ejaculate surged into her vagina.
"Oh gosh Hanson,"Jane gasped,"You are so passionate !"
"Far too passionate, too passionate by one-half,"Lady Margaret retorted,"I told you no tenderness !"
"Madam is simply jealous,"I explained.
"Don't be so immaterial !"Lady Margaret snapped though she blushed crimson as she said it,"And put your trousers on you will frighten the servants !"
"Certainly Madam,"I replied sarcastically as I proceeded to find my trousers and shoes.
I dressed and left the ladies as I returned to the downstairs.
"You been fucking the old kick again ?"Bessie asked.
"No, the young one,"I said,"The old kick sorting of supervised !"
"Oh,"Bessie sighed,"That's why you got lipstick on your cheek."
I looked in the mirror and wiped it away.
The bedroom bell rang,"Oh damn and blast,"Bessie sighed,"Now what !"
She went away and returned a few minutes later,"They wants tea and biscuits in the bedroom !"she snapped."That Miss Jane has a grin like a Cheshire cat, what the hell you done to her Hanson ?"
"Ah well come to my elbow room later and I'll show you !"I laughed.
As it happened I spent the entire night alone, no dame, no Bessie.
The next morning gentlewoman Margaret was perhaps even more objectionable than common. She belittled and tormented me incessantly,"I do believe you have missed your vocation as a gigolo Mr Hanson !"she taunted me after luncheon as I followed her along the upstairs corridor.
I lifted her annulus and tucked my thumbs in the sash of her pantaloons and pulled them to her knees.
"Mr Hanson !"she gasped.
"Madam ?"I queried as I thrust my hand between her second joint and fray my thumb against her quim.
"Mister Hanson please !"she protested but it was a core out protest. She let her underthings tumble and stepped decorously out of them,"woof them up !"she ordered.
"In due form gentlewoman,"I replied and I put my free arm around her and pulled her to me as I kissed her neck.
"Stop !"she hissed, as I caressed her left breast. Her nipple stirred.
"You were jealous when I kissed lady Jane,"I whispered,"You want to be loved."
"Well certainly not by you,"she replied crossly. Her eubstance had other theme. Her rapidly thawing quim was moistening and my thumb edged slowly inside her.
"Here in the corridor or in your bed room, you choose,"I invited.
"sleeping accommodation !"she whispered,"Be quiet."
We shuffled towards her bedroom with my thumb still inside her. She opened the door, I closed and bolted it.
"Hanson, what has come over you ?"she hissed.
"I don't really cognize,"I explained,"But you do look a much nicer person when you have been fucked !"
"Typical !"she sighed,"But I do overlook having a man around,"and she knelt down and leaned over the end of the bed,"No liberty remember."
"Really ?"I queried and I kissed her neck.
"Absolutely,"she insisted,"Don't pretend Hanson, you have no more regard for me than I do for you."
"No gentlewoman,"I agreed as I worked my thumb around inside her and released my belt and dropped my pant with the other.
My phallus sprang free, stiff and rampant and I eased it slowly into her now moist vagina. As soon as I was fully sheathed I began to unwrap her breast,"Hanson please !"she protested but soon her mammaries filled my hands as I fucked her rhythmically from behind.
"Oh Hanson, that feels so honest !"she gasped.
"Not an unpleasant way to while away an afternoon,"I agreed,"And now, if Madam is fix I feel it is clip to ejaculate !"
I shot my incumbrance inside her. A XII spurt may be more, each debile than the one before until I was drained.
"Thank you Hanson, that was most accordant,"she conceded as we separated a few moment later,"But really you can not just perpetrate my underwear down on a whim."
"Then don't wear underwear gentlewoman,"I suggested quite reasonably.
"That is quite adequate, don't be so impertinent !"she said but she smiled .