The phrase `` Boardies are for Bogans '' is what started one hell of a fun ( and naughty ) Easter Monday afternoon/evening.

Let me start by making sure everyone knows the definitions. Boardies, refers to board drawers, what I often call dork shorts. Bogan, I feel like is an Aboriginal Australian patois word which I do n't cogitate I 've heard else where in the human beings. It will strike a little more explain but here is the online dictionary attempt :

bo·gan

/ ? b ? ? ( ? ) n/

noun

INFORMAL•DEROGATORY

an uncouth or hick somebody regarded as being of low social status.

'' boardies are for bogans ''

Yesterday, was east wind Monday and was a lot tranquil than in common year of course. I always have work to do so was sitting around the house doing some work, jumping in the ocean every hour or so and generally just chilling out. I was wearing AussieBum speedos and nothing else all day ( photo of me wearing them posted yesterday ).

Later in the afternoon, around 4pm or so I felt like a swim so walked down to the ocean and 10 minutes later walked back. As I approached my short pad the neighbour doll were on their piddling deck of cards having a drink.

The neighbor skirt ( I 'm going to call them Ashley and Madison, not their real names but I 'm sure you can interpret me being distinct ) are two Aussie sheilas my age, have lived succeeding door for long time. They are great, tops nice, we hang out and party a bit and since they have day jobs, they are n't around most of the metre. I have had some drunken gamy experiences with Madison but the adjacent day we both just seem to pretend it did n't happen and nobody ever talks about it.

I 'm not out to any of my local anesthetic friends and I am pretty discrete even with the neighbours so I do n't think they know of my 'homosexual habit'. They do see me in my speedo a lot but that is n't too big a raft here in Commonwealth of Australia and I have shagged one of them so I can see them thinking I 'm 100 % straight.

Sorry for the interlude, that information was for those of you who are n't regular reader of my blog. Back to Monday good afternoon ... ..

Walking up from the beach after my swim I see Ashley and capital of Wisconsin sitting out on their little deck area having a drunkenness and one other person, a guy there as well. The girl were wearing shortstop and bikini upper side, the guy was wearing boardies and no shirt. He was pretty hot, the girls were looking pretty hot as well but I seen them all the prison term so did n't notice as a lot. They saw me and invited me over for a drink.

I might receive had a drink or two already Monday afternoon and I was feeling brave, braver than usual.

So, I just grabbed a beer from my external electric refrigerator and walked the three steps to the neighbours. I was introduced to the shirtless guy, lets call him .... Saint Luke ( again, not his real name ).

I pulled up a chairperson and settled into the conversation, which these days is all about the 'Rona ( Aussie 's always shorten names ). It was gracious just sitting there in my AussieBum speedo and nonentity cared or mentioned it. To me this is the way it should be all the time, young woman get to strut around in tiny bikini all the time and cypher cares.

Over the next three rhythm of beers I learnt that Luke is the new man in Ashley 's life, but is very new ( like two weeks new ). There are always new guy coming and going with these two.

Luke seemed like a nice guy and really funny.

As we finished our tierce beers it was my yell ( that is a colloquialism for it being my turn to get beers from my fridge ). Since the sun was getting low one of the missy suggested we go for a quick swimming before it get too late. Everyone agreed.

I was dressed for a swim wearing nothing but my speedo. The miss both whipped off their small shorty underdrawers and there was Gospel of Luke in his dork shorts.

It is n't my place to plague anyone, except my acquaintance. But I did n't sustain to, Ashley and Madison both started hassling Luke about wearing dork shorts for a swim. It was fun and Luke was taking the joke.

Both the girls were saying how speedos are the new thing and it was Madison who said something that has been burned into my mentality `` Boardies are for Bogans. ``

The girls were n't going to let him get away with it though. Luke did n't stimulate any speedos with him, the girls did n't receive any at their place so asked me to go and get St. Luke a pair.

Sure thing I replied. Ashley said ... make sure they are red and tight Dave.

I was back in a flash with a pair of red speedo solar speedos that are a petty too small for me to jade at the pool but I figured would fit Luke perfectly.

Solar is the simulation name for a eccentric of Speedo mark speedo that has been around for ever. The sides are just 1 inch where normal speedos are at least 2 inches and there is a seam down the midriff at the front and back which just somehow seems to accentuate single butt. I 've owned several of these over the years and currently have three pairs of solars in my collection.

When I threw them to Luke I expected him to go inside and variety, but nope, all three of us were in for a lovely surprisal. Luke just dropped his shorts right there in front of us. He did n't put on a unforesightful or stand up and give way us a real practiced look, but he just dropped his shorts and put on the little red speedo.

Saint Luke looked skillful before but as he stood just he looked like a God. It took him a second to adjust his parcel in his speedo and when he was done he announce that he was now properly dressed for a swim.

The four of us walked down the beach to the pee and jumped in.

Looking at the four of us is n't quite an Abercrombie and Fitch poster ( we are all in our 30 's not 15yo like their promotional material ) but it would have been a honorable tight for anyone walking by.

After our swim we came back up to the houses and I tried to apologise myself not wanting to interrupt their evening but they insisted and said having me there evened out the numbers and Madison did n't want to be the tierce wheel. It was suggested, and agreed on that we start a bonfire which we did and the four of us sat around it as evening progressed and the drinks flowed.

Usually Tuesday would be a work day but with the government shutting everything down, nobody had any Tuesday obligations so we were partying like it was a Friday.

As the Nox wore on one of the girls suggested me play the 'Have you ever'game. someone asks everyone if they have done 'something'( usually naughty or embarrassing ) and if you have done that 'something'you have to toast. You imbibing, is a quiet confirmation that you have done the said 'something'act.

Just the suggestion of this biz gave me a inspiration in my speedo. It always gets spicy and the four of us sitting around in barely any clothing with heap of intoxicant meant this company was about to get juicy ... just from my experience.

I was completely correct.

Luke was playing it very gentlemanly and not asking the actual naughty questions, I was playing along exchangeable dominion. I think one of my question was `` Have you ever, walked in on your folks having sex ? '' I was the simply one to fuddle. Then was next so asked `` Have you ever, had your folks walk in on you having sex ? '' I did n't drink at first, but clarified if it includes having sex with yourself ? Yes, that counted, and I had to drink.

Then it was Ashley 's turn and this is where things went naughty. `` Have you ever, kissed soul of the same sex ? ``

All four of us had a drink to lots of laughter from everyone. The girls did n't interview my response, maybe they have been hearing some of my Grindr visitors coming and going, but they did ask Gospel of Luke. He calmly replied that his Mum 's category are Italian and all the men kiss ... on the cheek.

Agghhhhh. That was n't what Ashley meant to ask !

Madison 's turn. `` Have you ever, kissed person of the Sami sex, sexually ? ``

All four of us imbibe again. And again everyone was shocked at Luke 's response. The two girls threw a barage of head at him but he maintained his composure and brushed it off. I joked to Ashley that this should cause been a 1st date conversation.

Lots of laughter.

Now my turn to ask. `` Have you ever had sex with two people ? ``

Everyone drinks, except Madison. What ? I thought she was a company daughter and open minded. Ashley made trick about Madison being very missionary. What about her sexually kissing individual of the Saame sex ? The reception was that she once dated a girl for a few month. I did not know that.

Luke took my lead and his next dubiousness was `` Have you ever had sex with three people ? '' ( ie a foursome ).

Three of us drank again. Poor James Madison was being left out.

Ashley kept it going `` Have you ever had sex with four people ? ``

This time I was the only one to drink, to much laughter.

capital of Wisconsin 's turn `` Have you ever had sex with five citizenry ? '' Again, I took a drink. mickle More laughter and I told them I 'd get really drunk, really quickly if they kept this line of business of questioning up. The question that would throw stopped me drinking would be `` have you ever had sex with eleven people ? '' Those fans of mine know about my time being fucked by ten guys.

There was a ruckus and the young lady were shocked, I am just the nerdy calculator guy who lives following door ? When did Dave become the crazy sex guy ? Ow, how little they know.

It was my question now, `` Have you girls ever kissed ? '' There were heckles from the crowd as I was reprimanded for a rupture of the rules. I was supposed to ask anyone specific a enquiry, I had to ask everyone. I apoligized for my misunderstanding and reworded my interrogative. `` Have you ever, kissed Ashley ? ``

capital of Wisconsin and Gospel According to Luke had a drink, I didn't.

Saint Luke was a fasting learner and it was good to have me asking questions just before him, his next interrogation was `` Have you ever kissed James Madison ? ``

Ashley had a drunkenness of course and when I had a crapulence Luke gave me a pat on the back. Ashley burst out that she had told him. I said I was just being a good neighbour to which President Madison said it was her, just being a good neighbour.

Apart from me, Ashley seems like the gamey somebody sitting around the fire. Her question next, `` Have you ever, wanted to feature a IV tonight ? ``

Everyone had a beverage .