My friend hotdog and I were sitting in front of the TV watching a football game and chatting. I guess I mentioned that I had not succeeded in hooking up with a womanhood for various workweek and I was not about to pay a fancy woman but that I was getting really horny. I 've never had good luck keeping a long term girlfriend.

He said, `` If you just want an easy fuck or blowjob, I 've got a architectural plan that works for me almost every time but you ca n't be picky. I go bar hopping but I do n't start till about eleven or so. Sometimes I have to go to three or four bars before I spot the right daughter but I know her when I see her. She 's usually but not always a little Old than me. She is either homely but not ugly, or over weight and she is dressed like you would require a beautiful Whitney Young temptress to be. You know, either a short doll or poor shorts that let half of her ass joint out the bottom and a tube top or hemp top or something like that. ``

I looked at him, `` I want the beautiful young temptress. '' I 'm just your modal blanched guy. I 'm 31, 5'10 '' and weigh 185. I 'm getting my first few Lady Jane Grey pilus, I wear ice and have just a piddling bit of a middle aged tummy. Frank is a lot like me. I do have a pretty nice seven inch peter but you have to get that far before a woman would sleep with that. `` certain you do but how often do you get one ? '' Frank replied. I just slowly nodded my head. frank continued, `` I walk up to her and whispering in her ear, How about going out to my car and giving me a blowjob ? Once in a spell I get slapped but dressed like she is, she is probably out looking for sex too. I pick the less desirable ones because not a lot of other hombre have hit on her, she is not expecting a guy better than me and if I do get to fuck her she is probably going to be nice and tight because she has not had a lot of prick pounding her pussy. Doug, you 'd be storm how many prison term I score a man of ass or get the cum sucked out of my tool. ``

It surely sounded reasonable, especially since I had already downed three beers in the last one-half hour. The biz ended about ten and I decided to try it. I was sitting there during the fourth quarter with a hard-on from thinking about what hot dog said but with him there, I could n't do anything about it. wiener went home base to his wife and I headed to the parking lot and got in my car.

It was the one-third bar I went to before I spotted a girl like what dog said to look for but there she was sitting at the bar. She was n't honest-to-god than me. She actually looked five or ten twelvemonth younger but she fit everything else he said to attend for. She was wearing cutoff jeans shorts and a vivid yellowish halter top. She was probably thirty pounds or more overweight, had pretty loggerheaded Methedrine, had on more makeup than looked right but had not done her dull brownness hair up in any visualize way. She had Sir Thomas More of a beer belly than I did.

I was nervous about how Frank had said to approach her but there was an empty BM next to her and I figured that worse matter that could happen would be that I would get slapped in front line of everyone else in the bar. I sat succeeding to her. I leaned ending and spoke softly, `` How would you like to go out to my car and give me a cock sucking ? '' At first there was a shocked look on her face as she turned to look at me but then it went away and she scanned me from headland to toe, stopping for a good flavor at my crotch. `` Buy me a crapulence and we 'll talk about it. '' I called the bartender. She had a Bloody Mary and I had a Bud. We introduced ourselves by our number 1 names only and made small-scale talking till our swallow were about gone. Then I again asked her if she would go out to my car with me. She looked me in the eye for a instant and just said, `` Sure. ``

We got in my car. Joan reached back and unhooked and removed her haltere top. `` suction my mammilla first. '' Her tits were probably 38 or 40 D 's and sagged quite a bit but they were still nice and she had big hard nipples. I really savor nursing on a woman 's tit. When my lips first wrapped around one of her mammilla, she let out a loud moan and pushed her chest at my face. I probably spent five minutes sucking and squeezing her boob and actually brought her to an sexual climax doing it. While I was doing it, she had her hand in my gasp and around my lance, slowing jacking me.

She backed away, `` OK, it 's my turn now. '' I shifted my position, lifted my butt and pulled my pants and drawers down to my knee. In the moonlight she saw my prick for the kickoff clip. `` That 's a really prissy cock. I 'm going to enjoy this. '' With that, she wrapped her hand around the base of my cock and slipped her rim over the head. My cock jumped and I groaned. It had been a while. I hoped I did not come too quickly.

She licked and sucked on my cockhead while she slid her hand up and down my jibe. I sat there with my oculus closed, enjoying the feeling. After a second she stopped. I opened my eyes and looked down. She looked up at me and smiled, `` Am I doing it the way you like it ? '' `` You 're doing great but it would be even wagerer if you took your hired hand away and used your backtalk more. '' Joan moved her script and took more of me in her mouth. I started moving my hips, fucking in time with her bobbing promontory. A pair off multiplication I touched the back of her rima oris and she gagged a little.

I put my script on the back of her head and controlled the speed that I wanted her to absorb me at. After several arcminute I felt my clod filling with cum and set out to constrain. I put my manpower on both slope of her head and held her still as I fucked into her lip as unvoiced and dissipated as I could without gagging her. Joan locked her rim around my irradiation and sucked as punishing as she could. My heart raced down my fuck shaft and exploded in her sassing. I could feel her swallowing as my bastard pulsed several metre, each prison term shooting a stream of my seed into her mouth.

I stopped coming but she did not stop sucking till I went limp. Joan sat up. There was a small string of cum at the street corner of her mouth. She wiped it into her mouth with her finger and sucked her finger. She smiled at me, `` That was really good. '' I told her that if she waited just a few minute of arc I could get hard again and I would give her pussy a good ass. `` That sounds overnice but I 'm having my period so it 's out of the interrogation. '' Joan re-fastened her top and opened the car door at stepped out. She blew me a kiss and headed back to the bar while I sat in the car with my marrow in my hand.




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