This is a short chronicle but it 's the funniest thing to ever come about to me sexually. I grew up a country boy that loved to fish, encampment and hunt. Back before me and my Wife were Married, we both worked at Wendy 's and I got the Ball to ask her out and she said that she wanted me to need her fishing and the first time that we had sex was at my camping patch in a quiescence bag so she 's the sodding charwoman for me ! Now on with my Story- cover when we were teens one of my favorite slur to fish was where you could wade clear across the River and there was a set of Rapids so it was a good Small mouth freshwater bass topographic point. We was fishing there one day wading in mid thigh deep piss and she surprised me by kneeling down in front of me, pulled my Dick out and started sucking it. I did n't finish fishing but I hoped that I would n't get a Bite from her ! Man, I was in Heaven, getting my hawkshaw sucked while doing something that I Love to do ! We was doing that and all of the Sudden she stopped sucking, put my pecker away and I heard Voices so I Looked to my Right and there was a Canoe full moon of People staring at us. Hey, I caught a all-day sucker and I Mounted it 1000 of times ! The first time that we shagged was at my camping spot, we was cooking food over the Camp Fire and shes said `` Do you have any safe ? '' and I said `` Yeah, I have a wide-cut Box down in my Dresser and she said `` Go get one ''. My Camping pip was on the top of a hill so I had to Jog down it, get one and climb back up the hill but it was well worth it because she was very tight because she only had 1 shaft in her before me. Unfortunately she Lost her Virginity due to being Raped so I am the first guy that she said `` Yes '' to ! wellspring I have to have got 5000 Characters for this to be long enough to berth so I 'll add more because I 'm only in the 3000 's. Later on in Life I became a Volunteer Firefighter and they had a baseball game Tournament with other fervour section one day and she made me a plenty that if I 'd hit a habitation Run she 'd Let me Butt fuck her for the first metre. Man, with that on my head I hit 3 over the fence ! My low gear time up to Bat, I hit a Homer and as I was Running to 1st foot I Pointed over to her and Yelled `` You owe me ''. I absolutely Loved my Reward because it made her cum and when she did I could feel her anal retentive canal squeezing my gumshoe and I Loved that feeling ! Those were the skillful ole mean solar day. I was a Big Muscular Fe worker boss but I hit a patch of ice on my way to the Building we were Building one Morning, Rolled my motortruck, was Ejected, Broke a Ton of clappers, went into a Coma for 1/2 a Year so I 've been in a Wheelchair for the Last 13 1/2 Years. Unfortunately my Tongue is messed up from being in a Coma so I ca n't talk very undecomposed. We have been Married for 19 Years now and have one 16 Year Old Daughter. Unfortunately I 'm not the man that I used to be that was Muscular, made good Money, walked 5 1/2 inch all-embracing Beams high in the Air and raced motocross on a Honda 250R Quad. It really sucks going from a Stud to a Handicapped petty officer. ! Well I have almost 2000 more characters to type so I 'll talk out my Ass now. That Pretty a great deal does it for the Sexual constituent except for my Wife Bought me a Laptop to reach me something to occupy myself with instead of just watching TV all day so I 've done a ton of studying about sex on the internet. I 've Learned what the Best char pleasing Sexual status is and I should be able to do it being handicapped and all and I 've done a lot of studying on cunnilingus ( Pussy trouncing, for you that do n't sleep together what that is ) so I Read how to make it sense 1,000,000 % Better, know exactly where the G-Spot is and Read that you do n't throw to like anal retentive sex but a fingerbreadth up the hind end durring cunnilinctus will make it feel twice as Good. What I plan to do is have a noblewoman lay on the edge of my Bed with her feet on the story, I 'll get on my knees between her pegleg, use 2 finger of my right-hand manus to knead the G-Spot, pour some application on a finger of my Left Hand to stick up her keister and suck on her Clit with a Cough-Drop in my mouth ! She just might blurt on my fount from the G-Spot stimulation ! Me and my Wife are n't together now because I 'm not thoroughly enough for her being handicapped, I 'm Living with my Parents so if any lady wants to pack advantage of my Studying Let me have sex, we 'll chat and I 'll give her the Address to here. Now I 'm not often to calculate at after sitting in a Wheelchair for 13 1/2 Years but I can give you pleasure to create you forget about that ! I hope that I can project out how to stake a Picture of me before the crash on here because that 'll help. Only 400 part to go now so I 'll tell apart you what I need you to Bring because I do n't take in any : a Cough-Drop. I Read that Mint flavored I are the Best. Oh-Yeah, I 've been using a phallus Pump but it went Bad but I have another one ordered and it 'll get here in 2 24-hour interval. Now the just job is that it 's been so farseeing that I 've shot a Wad that I 'll only last a match of bit ! I ca n't Jack off because it 's imposible to get up to get something to clean up with. There, I finally typed 5000 role ! It took me all day because one script is in a distich .