`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Smith is interrupting her vacation to convey you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd care to give thanks Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this write up. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mick's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the mark
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The vocalism over continues.

'' This sunup, the hotel was the view of a crime when Tinker Bell was stolen. chub mackerel gong usually lives in the honeymoon rooms on the top floor. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the corner of the top floor above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the suite last Night were tennis star, genus Venus Hotbody, fresh from her Grand sweep win in the US open. She was with her new married man, Alexis Onanism, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was faulty was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the pic set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housekeeping staff found that Tinker campana was missing from the suite, and there was no star sign of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me police captain Steve Ginger Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witnesser to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into Scomber japonicus Alexander Melville Bell's disappearance. Captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police Captain looms almost comically over the lilliputian newsman, who is holding
her microphone high up so the headwaiter can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a liquid
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' Well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, certain cartoon characters count as persons for the purposes of the penal computer code, we think Tinker bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct main office, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's cut, and preserve to fly down Hollywood avenue. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to proceed down Sunset Boulevard in the wall painting. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any early human, to be capable to watch them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from good deal. ``

'' We're assembling a task force out, and maitre d'hotel Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain William Henry Hudson is also a cartoon character, he has the power to enter the wall painting and report card back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two other park guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. onanism. ``

'' Thank you Captain. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking level at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the constabulary have set up their offense shot at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the scene, yellow crime shot tape marks off an area. Several police officeholder
are milling about. The photographic camera focuses on the prospect at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a smart as a whip blueness sky. Then one of the police officers walks too close and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to situate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the backcloth katzenjammer dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes recognisable as some sort of old fashion car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … Captain Hudson is of track a 1951 Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the wall painting as a existent three
dimensional car and drives up to sea captain Ginger Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doorway open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
officers to the 15th precinct construction across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvyness as a legion of reporters shout questions at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developing here at Disneyland, there should be an official assertion soon. ``

police chief Will Rogers looks up, and strides towards the perimeter, while waving for the bunch to gain.
The car follows along slope him. chieftain Rogers speaks, and the crew is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that senior pilot Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo ballpark. There was no augury of tinker doorbell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. The Car 's driver, conductor, and the early two missing guests were found, apparently safe but under a magical spell of some description. We hope to learn to a greater extent, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective hold. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a salvo of shouted enquiry from the foregather reporter, but there was no more
data forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the project forcefulness is considering what to do next. maitre d' W. H. Hudson is attending via video conference from his office, as he would not fit in the post room. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hack has tapped into the video conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the state have picked up the feed.

Captain Rogers is about to speak, when there is a auditory sensation everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if someone is playing a line on a crystal pendent. It's tinkerer Bell's voice. Then with the familiar dynamism ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, chub mackerel toll appears above the conference table.

Tinker buzzer is not her common delicate green ; she's glow with a distinctly red pinch. She chimes four banker's bill, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker bell is not glad. She launches into staccato philippic of chimes, most of the participants in the get together look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly aristocratic and high pitched voice. `` Well, sea captain, She's not well-chosen. She wants to know what we're doing to get her baby after those big bad guy cable stole her away. ``

'' Her sis ? '' enquiry sea captain Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing fairy is in fact tinkerer Bell's Sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'Tinker Bell has been taking a vacation and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Scomber japonicus Bell, and says, `` That's not a skillful thing to say about your babe. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ oasis't we noticed that the horny gripe has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those annulus …'Sorry police captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is silent as everyone digests this news. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

Thomas More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` old maid is just our moniker for her, she just likes to get fold to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his side and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the place room bursts open, and an officer crashes into the elbow room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the television camera and the provender goes black.

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Alexis pulling out 's livestream provender bursts into lifespan, and soon it is the most watched telecasting on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, elbow room. Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a Bodoni issue on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a block of slim light beam.

From off television camera, Alexis'vocalisation say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chimes of a fairy voice, a happier one this time. With a zing ! a fairy, presumably Wanker Alexander Graham Bell, darts into the picture from the left, trailing brownie debris behind her. The nance pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a thunderbolt of sorcerous travels to Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the consultation watching is too distracted by the pleasant-tasting display of Venus build to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a instant previously. They also might not notice the fairy landing to her left and growing to human size of it, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them rise on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being capriciously tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access code to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the display ), and the pansy in human form only comes up to Venus'boobs, a fact she takes vantage of by sucking on one of Urania'mammilla. That might get some of the audience to notice Wanker Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flapping of framework, which cover nada, so it 's apparent the human size jerk-off doorbell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a promontory. Alexis is that unknown combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his sociable media Empire, he also had a far-famed college football calling. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser Vanessa Stephen and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both beset her. Alexis'arm goes around genus Venus'berm, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to play with Urania'puss. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Venus loses contact with the floor, she floats upwards a few inch, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the faggot had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with genus Venus, so she could proceed to suckle on a boob.

jerk-off Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of range. He manages to catch hold of a groundwork, and promptly begins sucking on Urania'toes. genus Venus'reaction to the toe suction is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, tosser Bell performs a dim motion summerset, and one-half twist. first-class honours degree, her legs are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a charwoman, and turned on. Then, her branch end up wrapped around Venus'fountainhead, with her mouth still on Urania'nipple. That stifles genus Venus'groan, but soon the poove is moaning in her fairy way. A nance 's groan sounds like several pipe from opposite ends of a pipe electronic organ, in a very happy harmony.

tosser Bell lets go of Venus'nipple and starts riding Urania'case, even though gravity should be in entirely the amiss direction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'peg to pull his expression towards her pussy.

So now the conniption is that genus Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her delicious glory, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the TV audience. At her nous, tosser bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astraddle genus Venus'face arms thrown open, and question thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical accompaniment. At the former end, Alexis'boldness is rapidly disappearing into Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

jerk-off Alexander Bell is glowing more than and more strongly, as passion and appreciation of what Urania is doing overtakes her. She even grabs detainment of the bed post to steady herself, her innate power to fly seems to be failing in the heat of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his trouser and is now holding the other bed C. W. Post with both workforce, so he can line his dick up with Urania'twat. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the poove pipe pipe organ moans.

jerk-off Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's Night outside the windows of the room. She is the informant of elucidation for the totally view, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an open fire. Suddenly, the experience feed snub out. If you examined the final frames of the broadcast, which of course of action several looker did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the high of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to burst forth. The explosion presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' before today, there was an detonation in the Sonoma vale ; we go alive to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her holiday ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' fountainhead hotdog, I 'm here in the low picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's government agency has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me serjeant-at-law Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' wellspring Azneth, at 11:03 this dayspring, we got report card of a small detonation nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the panorama reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with coruscation, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous substance. Hazmat unit of the Sheriff 's part are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows people in bright yellow-bellied plastic suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this good morning, and there is now concern over possible… Excuse me, Sergeant Crum seems to have news show for us. ``

The camera pans back to the sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a petition from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fleer Mr. Alexis onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this morning. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the pouf jerk-off Vanessa Bell, who was abducted by Mr. withdrawal and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the taint is pixie dust from Wanker Bell. Pixie junk is not harmful, but it can cause intoxication and unwanted flight of steps in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the audience to picture a convoy of black sport utility vehicle, with luminousness flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short conference, and
person comes over to spill to sergeant-at-law Crum. The tv camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a team of hostage negotiator from the San Francisco place of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to micturate touch with the fugitives shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the detonation was possibly related to the history I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearing of Tinker buzzer. As you may have heard the faery who disappeared was in fact Scomber japonicus campana 's sister, not tinkerer ship's bell herself, and she may get caused a brownie junk explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio apartment, dog ? ``

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'' development in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes weenie, the FBI negotiator have been in contact with the fleer brace. We do n't cognize who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's occurrence. ``

The photographic camera pans to the priggish house, which is the B & B, and some hoi polloi wearing crownwork with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front line door. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in cuff. A poof is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with lights flashing, and an date. serjeant Crum walks towards the tv camera, a
cluster of reporters gather around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to make liaison with Mr. Onanism. Mr. Onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However dialogue were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to deliver. A fairy, thought to be Wanker Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat building block are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a salvo of questions, but the camera pulled back to prove the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively happy determination to this installment. Back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go alive to a press league at the orange tree County District Attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI federal agent in Glen Ellen, Calif., in joining with the disappearance of chub mackerel Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker Bell, Tinker Bell 's sister. It was in fact jerk-off Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a event of mistaken individuality. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. withdrawal method and Ms. William Carlos Williams who were the dupe of a kidnap, by jerk-off Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. masturbation and Ms. Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The other four victims in this issue are similarly refusing to pressing charge. So currently, Wanker Bell is free to go. Mr. Onanism would like to pull in a statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` genus Venus and myself would like to thank Wanker ship's bell for the marvelous wedding present she has given us. I want to strain at no clock time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all case. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real world will be a memory board that Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Walter Elias Disney party for all expenses incurred in sexual relation to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to drop all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the onslaught of head from the assemble reporters .