Lady Catherine 'S Fall


Bdsm, Humiliation
I arrived at Allerton antechamber unannounced, dressed in the classic style of a shoot down valet while riding in a tolerably smart passenger car pulled by a equalize pair of Greys, driven by one Mr Barrington from Devon who had become my friend masquerading as a coachman.

The Earl Howarth 's Butler rushed out in ferment call `` Are you expected sir, only His Grace is away at the whipping Sir. '' His Grace indeed, as if he was a Prince or Archbishop not a mere Earl.

'' Oh ! Then address me pray, '' I requested, in as haughty mode as I could muster.

'' In the town sir, Allerton, in the square sir, at the whipping sir, '' he said deferentially whereas by rightfield he should be ordering us hence.

'' And the Lady Catherine the Great ? '' I asked.

He paused as if confused, `` At the whipping sir. ``

'' Then to Allerton, '' I directed, and Barrington obeyed instantly cracking the lash and Forth we lunged with flying hooves and myself desperate to keep on possession of my ridiculously magniloquent hat..

'' I could get a discernment for this John ! '' he turned and grinned at me and in that moment we shaved a gatepost by a vibrissa, `` well than mining, '' he commented.

'' Hah, not as moneymaking, '' I laughed, `` And not as secure with your drive, you better let me push back ! ``

We changed places and also changed pelage and chapeau and we continued on our way, laughing.

I drove into Allerton at a good lick and swung into the second power, thank god Barrington was alert because a boil slew of humanity confronted us and if he had not thrust the pitprop through a wheel there should consume been carnage for we should never suffer stopped.

I sat and stared, never having seen its like except at a dangling in Bodmin in August, for a great wooden phase had been set up against the Red Leo the Lion alehouse across from St Agnes church the whole grocery square was packed with all grade and upon that leg a serving wench was being whipped, she was naked to the waist, her nightgown or work shift ripped from her and dangling from the cosmic string around her waist and her masked leather clad tormentor, the hangman Jenkins I fancied, was flaying her already scarred and bloodied back and then as she sought to forfend his blows by turning away he struck her shapely let on breasts and the teats thereon with a measured ferocity.

Her hands were manacled and uselessly chained together and the chain tied to a high school ray of light high above her head which served to hold her so she could do cipher but stand or swing uselessly from the wrist joint smoothing iron from which a track of blood seeped already.

The crowd were transfixed and so fixed in their attention that they paid us no heed but I supposed that a public whipping was the height of their season, and all family were present, merchandiser and Goth, proletarian and noblesse indeed the Earl and Countess looked on from tiered seats set up for the purpose, the Lord Graham, his son, by his side of meat and the Lady Phillipa his younger daughter with them, but I looked in vain for the gentlewoman Catherine.

'' We 'll tether the horses and walk back, '' I suggested and I expertly backed the pram through a T routine and tethered the squad outside the tartar Inn.

The maid was cipher but a limp and bloodied quite a little when I returned, and his worship Mr Justin Cary Grant the Judge of the Trentham assizes was mounting the footprint to the stage, `` Observe and observe well one and all, '' he shouted to the assembled throng, `` His Grace Earl Catherine Howard told me to put on the law in its full force, and here you see I shirked not my province, and I commend and command that three months hence you shall foregather again to witness the punishment I laid down. ``

He paused for breath, `` Note well that when I exercised leniency by refraining from having the wench transported to the antipodes, I was determined that penalisation should never the less be carried out and seen to be carried out, and have you seen penalization ? '' he asked, `` Have you ? ``

There was a murmuring, `` Have you seen that I judge Grant am a man of my word and all are peer in my Margaret Court, that the dispirited maid and highest lady can expect par of treatment ? '' he demanded. There was a mutter of approval. `` That the Lady Catherine received no preference when she abused her confidence and stole a novelty, as she called it, one that should be a servant five years labor ? ``

It hit me like a sledge hammer, the serving chick was the dame Catherine, all bloodied and beaten.

'' Six month has she toiled in the fields and six More shall she drudge, '' he shouted, `` I offered indulgence should she confess as you all heard, but she will not include her guilt, will not concede, will not apologise and without contrition there can be no lenity, no easy spirit as a house servant so shall she proceed as the gloomy farm girl until the after one twelvemonth and a day then she shall be dismissed and be cast from her labours for her father to disown, I suggest she may have found the Antipodes preferable so be be warned one and all, '' he shouted his phonation rising to a crescendo, `` Thou shalt not steal. ``

'' That 's Catherine ! '' I gasped to Barrington.

'' The girl you keep talking about ? '' he demanded.

'' Indeed. '' I replied, scarcely believing my pinna and centre, `` That 's Catherine. ``

The shock of seeing Catherine the Great was profound, to see her displayed so cruelly as a stealer, I could scarce believe it. I scarce recognised her as she was cut down, filthy bloodied and yet to my heart beautiful, though her tomentum was no longer neatly cut and her cheeks were now not painted but naturally blood-red and her shoulders firmed and muscled, and then as the rophy were cut and she fell and sprawled in the scandal so her shift fell away revealing an iron virtue belt.

A great laughter arose and jarred Catherine from her stunned immobility and she grabbed her shoot duster around her, do-or-die to preserve the reserve that in Truth was lost, and all the while her eyes were crying but her bust had run dry until just the shoot cut remained in the filth of her face.

'' That 's your girl ? '' Barrington queried, `` She 's a beauty ! ``

'' Do n't joke, '' I warned.

'' I do not ! '' he said, `` I bet she scrubs up really nice. ``

I realised she had an Fe apprehension around her cervix and she was taken down from the stage and chained barefoot behind a dung cart hauled by an ox and so was she pulled from the square.

'' What now ? '' Barrington asked.

'' discovery Catherine, '' I suggested, `` Follow that cart ! ``

It was a dumb and awful physical process, but by and by we made procession until at length the rube riding the cart saw we were no menace to them and pulled Catherine aboard so the Ox could proceed at its best rate which in all Lunaria annua was no ameliorate than when Catherine of Aragon had been staggering behind.

Its destination was his Lordship pig farm, set away from the master family and farm because of the feeling it was a low Harlan F. Stone built building with a stone tile ceiling on timbers, and there in the mud and filth lived his Lordship 's pigs, and with them we soon discovered also resided Catherine chained as she was to an iron in the paries which I noted his Lordships broker fastened her chain with a pad lock.

'' And what 's your pastime here master Matson ? '' he asked as he spied me watching.

'' I have been away sir, '' I replied, `` I am most curious as to why the Lady Catherine II is so treated. ``

'' She 's no lady ! '' he laughed, `` A sow like the respite, '' he said and he tore away the in conclusion of her clothes leaving her naked, `` She 'll get tidy sum of slops come break of day and she can relish a lifespan of ease, '' he laughed, `` No sir I must ask that you be gone as this is private land. ``

'' Oh, yes indeed, '' I agreed, `` Most certainly, good day sir. ``

'' What now sir ? '' Barrington asked as we went away.

'' Find your beloved in Rotherham of course ! '' I ordered, `` Drop me at my sire 's and need the carriage. ''

I directed him the way to my fathers modest abode standing as it did high on the hillside overlooking meadows and pastures my father pretended to the creation that he owned, yet sadly such was not the typeface, indeed there was a time in my young when my father spoke to me earnestly, `` privy, '' he said, `` You are the erstwhile son of a instant son, you have a good name but no fortune, so my son it is for you to create your own lot, shall you connect the Militia, the Admiralty, the Christian church ? he asked, `` Or the Law. ``

'' No Padre, '' I had answered `` I shall be an adventurer and travel the world in lookup of hoarded wealth. ``

'' Indeed, '' he exclaimed, `` And marry a princess ? ``

'' No the Lady Catherine the Great. '' I said proudly, though in trueness at that clip I had barely rally two 12 Word of God with the girl.

'' Ha ! '' he exclaimed, `` Earl Howarth 's girl ! '' he laughed, `` Oh my lord what a persuasion ! '' he laughed but Uncle henry lent the money for my education and I attended Salford University and studied geology and chemistry and the way to establish purity of the precious metals with an eye to seeking Au prospecting and so by degrees my education progressed until with a loan from Fatherhood that he could ill afford I bought passage to Mexico.

I had a last summer at home plate, a brief go of dances and feast, and I saw the lady Catherine often, I amused her, it seemed, but she sought not amusement but a plenteous suitor to woo her, but for the while my company sufficed when there was no more eligable batchelor present and indeed such was our companionableness that the Earl himself challenged my intentions.

'' Why to take in a fortune in the New World and wed Catherine the Great sir, '' I replied.

'' And if you return penniless ? '' he asked.

'' I do not signify to deliver penniless, '' I explained, `` Either I return with funds or not at all that is my purpose. ``

'' Then do not cark Catherine the Great, you amuse her, but she has but a forgetful time of year, you do understand ? '' he asked reasonably.

'' I shall be gone before the British capital Season starts sir, '' I said, `` I shall not fuss her again unless I return well set up. ``

I set of for Mexico but sea sickness afflicted me and it was a great sculptural relief when we hit a gale off the Longships reef and had to hobble into Newlyn for resort, and once ashore nothing would induce me to venture to sea ever again, and it was in Cornwall and not the new human race that I made my fortune.

olibanum it was with mild disinterest that father watched Barrington ride the pusher up to our home and then he watched in astonishment as I descended, only to view its disappearance when I had unloaded my own luggage as house that it was as a bare passenger in a hire conveyance rather than the man of gist as I appeared.

It was Mother that rushed to greet me, `` John where have you been ? '' she asked, `` Have you made your fortune ? '' she asked.

I admitted to a circumstances of a thousand Pound and she insisted on hearing how I had fared before I even removed my bags from the roadside.

'' I have been mining ash grey, '' I said.

'' In the the States 's ? '' Father of the Church asked.

'' No, Cornwall. '' I replied, `` I bought passage to Mexico from Plymouth on the `` Pallister '' under captain Trelawney but as soon as we passed from the Tamar river into the out-of-doors Ocean I was rendered incapable with the sea sickness, and when we sprang a forest off the Longships Rand and had to gimp into Newlyn for repairs nothing would induce me to venture to sea ever again. ``

'' Ha distinctive ! '' Father replied, `` Did I not tell you that as the previous son of a second son, you have a good name but no destiny, and to create your own chance by joining the Militia, the Admiralty, the Church ? he asked, `` Or the Law ? ``

'' Yes Fatherhood, '' I agreed, `` And I said I shall be an adventurer and travel the earthly concern in hunt of treasure. ``

'' Then it 's a bang-up shame you found none such. '' he added.

'' well Father I worked the Wheal Claire mine, headwaiter Trelawney 's brother 's mine and found silver. '' I told him, `` He thought I made a pittance from Tin, but it was silver, he said there was tin there in the worked out lead furrow and gave focal point, just above the water he said, and there it was a tenuous seam and I started on my own with a peck axe and a bundle of candela, and I recognised the ash gray bearing ore and crushed my own rock by candle light, and made my own acid using my education to the full and dissolved the silver from the crushed rock and cast my own Ag metal bar, but the vein was not encompassing, too thin to mine easily so I cut and propped barely a six inch expansion slot in the careen and gradually worked all I could reach.

When it was all but worked out I made Telawney an fling, `` What say you that I buy the mine, '' I put the proposition to him. ''

'' His old face turned into a smile, '' I explained, `` He named a price and I agreed, and then I recruited Barrington at Devonport near Plymouth and we scraped that ash gray bed clean as deep as we dared, and we, Barrington and I took our treasure to Truro art object by piece moulded and cast into ingots and had it 's sinlessness confirmed and marked to leaven it was indeed silver and as an aside we made gang and trinket by selective casting and we travelled the jewellers selling trinkets rings and pieces of silver and with the return I paid for the mine, and then we showed share of it to selected men of wealthiness saying there was splinter there and machinery was needed to mine the vena any further and I sold shares until I was quite bought out and now I am returned. ``

I did n't credit I sent my 1st ring to Lady Catherine II, I had its honor checked and hallmarked by Truro Assay office staff and I sent it anonymously but within the intimate dress circle I engraved, `` To my love JM. '' so she should know she was in my thoughts always.

'' A Fairy story, '' Fatherhood averred, `` but come in and have an extra place set at dinner party Mother. ``

'' What happened to Lady Catherine ? '' I asked as we relaxed after dinner,

'' She stole a ring, '' Father said, `` A trinket from Lady Fowler. ``

'' Yes, a solid silver ring, '' mother said, '' From lady Fowler. ``

'' Oh it was all over the County and to retrieve you thought to get married her ! '' Father joked, `` There was something, gentlewoman Fowler would have forgotten the entirely matter of Catherine would have wed her Francis, but she refused and avowed Francis sent her the ring, which he denied. ``

'' What happened ? '' I asked.

'' Oh it was such a fuss, '' female parent said, `` All order attended, the judge, Judge Hiram Ulysses Grant, insisted that the law were continue for her as for the lowest order and when it was all over he found her guilty and ordered she should be stripped of her finery and her titles and whipped four times at equinox or the nigh Saturday thereto and should do as dame Fowler 's servant for a yr and a day. ``

'' She said I should rather incline Sus scrofa in a force field ! '' male parent added, `` So the justice he said. ``

'' He said very well, the sentence is to tend hog, '' Mother squealed.

'' And his Grace passed a line to the Judge. '' don added.

'' And the Judge ordered her to wear an iron sexual morality belt ! '' Mother chuckled, `` Just imagine. ''

'' What happened ? '' I asked.

'' William Tell him Gerald, '' Mother suggested, `` I shall retire. ``

beginner took up the tale, `` They dragged her to the cell, it was wretched, she came with her father and mother and sister and brother, she screamed for them pleaded her innocence and they just watched as she was taken away, silently, and then when the whispers started that she would n't be flogged at all his Grace paid for a stage to be built beside the Red Panthera leo and promised fee ale and had the Judge bring her to the square on the Saturday of the equinox all dressed up, but chained hands and foot and there they had the hangman strip her to her under switch, tearing her wearing apparel right away and then he tore even that away so her udder were free and then he called the blacksmith and they had a hearth going and they rivetted an iron pinch around her neck like any common crook and hung it from a beam. ``

'' Rivetted ? '' I queried.

'' Red hot rivet, how she screamed, '' he said, and then the justice said 'One hundred whip !'One hundred, that 's twice the usual for a thief but you see it was a valuable ring, old-timer flatware, and the hangman took up the party whip and was merciless, left and ripe in alternate chance event, first he bared her rear end so we could see the belt and when he made her bleed there he bared her back and then thrashed line of work into it, an column inch apart every inch very near he covered, and when he tired of that he thrashed her strawman. ``

'' Her breasts ? '' I gasped in astonishment.

'' Yes and her teats, criss cross hither and thither her ams were shackled command processing overhead time so she could not protect herself you see and her belly, he whipped that, some it was nearer two hundred eyelash and all she could say was'I 'm innocent .'

'' Then what ? '' I asked.

'' Oh she fainted, '' Father said remembering, `` So they revived her with throwing water at her from chamber pot, then he finished thrashing, they tore off her horseshoe and stockings and they drew the Earl 's gunk spreading haul up and chained her behind it and set the ox off with a report from a pistol, of form being a fine lady, ''

Mother returned, `` Oh yes she was n't used to walking barefoot on cobble and she form of jumped and hopped and everybody laughed and hooted and threw rotted veg and all sorts of nastiness at her. ``

'' They put a sacque around her to hide her bleakness, '' Father added, `` And they took her to the Earls pig sty and let her sleep and live with the hog, she measures out their swill, some say she portion it because they do n't run her. ``

'' And how is she ? '' I asked.

'' Filthy and angry, '' Mother said, `` The yokels used to like to torment her but they do n't see the full stop anymore so she gets left alone. ``

'' The George Wells Beadle has her road reparation though, '' male parent added, `` tilt breaking, which is mankind work really but the judge agreed it was bazaar. ``

'' To remember you wanted to bind your hat up to a mutual outlaw, she 'll have to get a servant or marry a yokel, '' female parent said.

'' Enter a bawdyhouse more like, '' Father said because he knew of such things being a former militia man.

'' Gerald please ! '' female parent snapped.

'' I see, and all because Catherine refused the Fowler boy. '' I suggested.

'' Oh no, she stole the ring all right. '' female parent insisted, `` The fowler 's would have no need of her dowry. ``

I knew something was wrongfulness, but what ?

'' Oh of row she 's been whipped since then, '' female parent said, `` It did n't seem right when they brought her into the square behind the muck cart on mid summers day and the smell was something awful, so lowest workweek they found her clothes from the Radclyffe Hall and dressed her without bathing her. ``

'' It was, well, '' Father said, `` Like a bad play, a filthy rube in a richly embroidered dress brought in the Earls supernumerary rig, but the lower orders loved it, especially when the bent man ripped the dress off her and showed the under-things of a alright lady that the crushed orders may go a lifetime without seeing. ``

'' And the hoots when they bared her mammilla, '' female parent added, `` You see she was healed up almost lily white where the shite flaked off. and then he cut her again, left her bleeding again. ``

'' I know, I saw, I was there, '' I said, `` At the end. ``

'' Oh, on your way home ? '' Father asked.

'' My friend Mr Barrington had line of work in Rotherham, '' I explained.

'' well you are a very lucky boy, '' Mother opined, '' Why had you the money to match your calf love you may feature wed a thief. ``

'' He wanted her dowry Mabel, '' Father-God explained, `` A thousand dago, eh, sweeten the pill eh ! all her demand and haughtiness, I remember when she was untried you went to her natal day and she just ignored you ! ``

'' It was not that, she was so beautiful I could not summon the courage to mouth to her. '' I said.

'' Well, '' Mother suggested, `` She 's not beautiful now, even a tramp is fresh and less diseased. ``

I ignored female parent 's jibe.

Next first light I donned my make for dress and borrowed Father of the Church 's knight for a ride to the Earl 's pig farm I rode past slowly, Catherine the Great looked through me as I passed so I ignored her also but when I had rounded a plication I tethered my gymnastic horse and I walked back, `` Nice morning time, '' I said cheerily.

'' What exactly is nice about it ? '' she asked with a sarcasm completely at betting odds with her station.

'' Fresh piece of cake, pretty girl, what more could a man desire. '' I asked.

'' Do n't get ideas, '' She said as she banged her manacled wrist against her chastity belt, `` Or that because I have sharp teeth and a solid bite. ''

'' A osculation then, a mollify caress of your, '' I paused, she had donned a pig swill sack for a gaberdine but it was slack and her breast were clearly displayed.

'' I can not fly the coop you so I shall ask only for a pastie, or a meat pie, and for that I shall take into account that you may caress, suckle, do what you will. '' she said, `` Otherwise I have sharp teeth and pointed elbows. ``

'' Then a essence pie I shall fetch, '' I agreed, `` Or shall you play along me ? ``

She rattled the Sir Ernst Boris Chain attached from her manacle mortise joint to the pigpen wall, `` I am afraid I am indisposed. ``

'' So I understand, '' I answered.

'' Do I make love you ? '' she asked.

'' You are Lady Catherine, yes ? '' I asked in reply.

'' Yes, I was once on a past times life, and you are ? '' she clearly had not recognised me, perhaps my hard confinement had made a man of the boy she once knew..

'' An admirer, and a meat pie you shall sustain, '' I promised, `` And a jam tart if you please me. ``

'' Do n't mock, and where have you the money for Proto-Indo European ? '' she asked, `` Proto-Indo European not promise will win my affections. ``

I went away in search of pie, I bought a slice at the Red Lion and a jam sporting lady and hurried back, to her.

She devoured the meat pie ravenously, `` Oh that tastes so thoroughly, warmly food. '' she said and when I gave her the bawd she said, `` You said if I pleased you ? what are your terms.

'' None, but should you trust more than then entice me ! '' I suggested as she savoured the sweet body of water from my flask as she ate.

'' Shall you play with my teats ? '' she asked, `` As the yokels do ? ``

'' I should be honoured, '' I said and I gently slipped her shift from her breast and bent my head.

Her mammilla stiffened as I touched it, `` Oh please do not torment me with gentle kisses take what you will, '' she pleaded, `` Bite me anguish me but do not enjoy me for I can not give birth it. ``

'' You do not welcome my aid ? '' I asked.

'' No, not this, let me excuse you swiftly I shall not sting I promise, you may use my lips. '' she said and I kissed her full on the backtalk and she recoiled, `` No your penis ! '' she cried, `` I shall not bite. ``
I undid my knee pants feeling unsure of myself, `` Oh, my it 's, ah it 's braggart than, '' she said.

She looked so apprehensive, so lovely, I imagined for second how her passage might be, all golden fur and prevision beneath the iron strap and it happened, uncontrollably my emission started, splattering her chin and nose and lid, `` You beast you betrayed me ! '' she squealed.

I apologised, `` You are too beautiful, '' I stammered, `` allow me. '' I took my bridge player kerchief and moistened it and wiped the seed from her typeface, `` You should have allowed my kisses, '' I suggested, `` foretell me a long passionate candy kiss and you shall stimulate a poulet leg and apple pie succeeding fourth dimension pass. ``

'' And leave me all wanting, I think not, I should rather lust. '' she said, `` But I shall steel myself to breastfeed you, for a pie, if you please ? ``

I left her to her labours, except I had a question, `` Why did you slip the ring ? ``

'' I never stole anything ! '' she insisted, `` Francis gave it to me ! '' she insisted, it amused me so I wore it and then when I refused Francis his Mother insisted it were hers and had I stolen it ! '' she explained, `` But why your interest ? ``

'' Oh, I suppose, well I 'm no great catch, '' I said, `` But I own I should like to lay abed with you when your toil ceases. ``

She hit me, `` That is twenty whiplash, '' I said, `` Now say you 'll wed me and it will be forgotten. ``

'' No, lash away, never. '' she averred.

'' Then I shall petition your father ! '' I announced.

'' You are savage with these plot, '' she insisted, `` I shall rather eat pig 's swill than endure your fellowship and eat pies and tarts, chocolate even. ``

'' Fare well then my beauty, '' I said and trudged away, but I returned on hogback, `` Until the morrow, '' I said and threw her my horse blanket before riding away.

I went again to the Earl 's house, riding horseback this metre, all dressed like a Gentleman and I was accepted as such, and invited in directly, `` Begging your pardon sir but whom should I severalise his Grace for I can not recall your figure. ``

'' Matson, Gospel According to John Matson, '' I replied, `` I came once before. '' I explained.

The old tomfool was too impressed by my attire to clear who I was and invited me to wait in the living-room, and the Earl appeared presently, `` Matson, son of Gerald Matson, '' he said, `` I seldom forget a face.

'' Indeed your grace. '' I replied.

'' Have you been ennobled ? '' he chuckled, `` Or are you total darkness Ned the highwayman ? ``

I laughed, `` No indeed, I am a die adventurer who sought riches in the America and succumbed to sea sickness before I passed the Scillies but I had some luck mining in Cornwall, enough for a suit of apparel and a sawhorse in any lawsuit. ``

'' And your reason for calling ? '' he asked.

'' Catherine, '' I replied.

'' There is no Catherine II here, I have disowned her entirely, what happens to her interests me not a fig. '' he said more with regret than anger.

'' Then you have no objection if I woo her, crack wedlock perhaps ? '' I asked.

'' You, a fraudster with a suit of clothes and a horse and no circumstances, indeed you should be a perfect peer, go to her, woo her fornicate should bid, I shall find out the key to her chastity belt, if you have a shilling. ''

'' Sir, '' I protested, but he was searching his scoop, and drew out a silver key.

'' Here, now go wallow in the pig sty and fornicate to your kernel subject. '' he said.

I found a shilling and placed it upon the table, `` There was the issue of of a ring, '' I explained, `` I have a great fondness for Catherine and would like to have her innocence proven. ``

'' Oh she had a preference for annulus, '' he explained, `` It brought her ruin, an gaffer of the thirteenth C by its fool I believe, hugely valuable, hugely embarrassing, so I shall ask you to kindly never darken my door again should you consort with her, and now if you will excuse me, '' he said quite quietly as he stood to leave, and to my surprise as he left the room he pocketed my shilling.

It was quite strange, indeed very strange to be given a exempt hired hand with the Lady Catherine the Great, indeed although the light was fading I went to see her forthwith, but she was sleeping contentedly under my horse cavalry blanket so I let her lie.

I said not a word to Father or Mother but succeeding day I bought roast chicken leg, and an Malus pumila pie and some special cocoa with soft gist containing ticket wines which I took to her, but the Earl 's pig man was chastising her for possessing a horse cavalry blanket.

'' She is keeping it safety for me, '' I informed him as I approached, but already he had struck her several clip across the shoulders with a rough branch he had broken from a shoetree nearby.

'' And who be you ? '' he asked.

'' Two centime for you to make yourself scarce, '' I explained, `` I am come to woo the maid. ``

'' Ha ! '' he laughed but twopence was sufficient for him to blow out his thirst in ale and as I proffered it so he grasped it and hurried away.

'' You came back ? '' Catherine exclaimed.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed, `` Are you pleased to see me ? ``

'' If that 's the scent of crybaby, '' she smiled, `` differentiate me are you John, Gerald Matson 's son ? ``

'' I am and it is indeed, '' I agreed, `` But there is a price. '' I handed the poulet to her and Catherine of Aragon gnawed hungrily upon the wimp leg and peered at me. I dangled the key to her chastity knock. She stopped chewing.

'' How ? '' she asked, `` How did you ? ''

'' Your beginner sold it for a shilling. '' I told her and her centre welled with bust, she sobbed softly, `` I shall claim you when you are released, first you shall bath and then we shall discover a voiced bed and then I shall claim you. ``

'' Do you not desire me ? '' she asked, `` Now, like this ? ``

'' I can wait, '' I admitted, `` But can you resist me, '' I produced the pie, and then the chocolates.

'' No ! '' she admitted, `` I can not. ''

I just smiled and enquired about the ringing, `` It was old-fashioned, '' she replied, '' A Mr Allenbroke testified as to its antiquity, it seems they can tell from the marks when the ringing was made, for myself I thought it but a trinket. ``

'' And where is the Ring now ? '' I asked.

'' I know not. '' she explained.


I went not to the house but sought instead the Judge concession. He knew of my founding father and so he allowed me an audience for ten min as he was very busy, yet he called his man to cancel his appointments when I explained the situation and that I was enamoured of Catherine and I had grave uncertainty about the evidence against her.

'' Did they have the provenance, the chit from the Jeweller 's ? '' I asked.

'' From my reminiscence a Mr Allenby of Allenby and Gough, the jewellers to Lord and peeress Gower produced a record that the doughnut was resized some twelvemonth ago for dame Fowler 's ancestor, '' the judge remembered, `` And he read the assay marks with a spy glass and indeed gave a accurate particular date of fabrication some 100 of long time prior. ``

'' So it sounded correct, '' I agreed, `` Except assay cast do n't fall in the one C merely the year it may be 13th or fifteenth or sixteenth century from the vogue, but not from the scrape sir. ``

'' You have sowed a seed of dubiety Mr Matson, '' The justice agreed, `` A seed no more, but I shall make enquiries, indeed I shall. ``

I thanked him for his time and went home. Father was in an excitable humour, and after dinner he tackled me, `` You say you have a fortune ? '' he asked.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed, `` A minuscule one. ``

'' As long as it was honestly obtained, '' he said, `` Every dame in the County will pursue you if this is known. '' he averred, `` How I wish I had a tenth of a fortune to spend, '' he said.

'' Then I shall repay what you lent me and more, a hundred pounds, but celebrate it between us. '' I insisted. He smiled broadly.

'' Tis well to take heed trick but it will be even better when it is in my script. ``

I found him a Ag ingot from my room, `` A alluviation, '' I insisted, yet we both knew it was far Sir Thomas More than I owed.

I went to see Catherine of Aragon again, the swine herd had whipped her again when she bit his appendage while he sought to involve advantage and her blanket was stolen so I found her a blanket and a hot meal, and I worried that the winter weather might yet see her perish.

'' Do n't John, '' she said as I sought to kiss her, `` My mouthpiece is foul with the swineherd discharge. ``

'' Poor poor Catherine, '' I said.

'' If you will you may, '' she whispered softly, `` claim me as your own. ``

'' Claim you ? '' I asked.

'' Take away the iron, '' she invited, `` If you will. ``

'' Not until you are proven innocent, '' I agreed.

I stayed with her and regaled her with tarradiddle of Cornwall, `` Did you get my mob ? '' I asked, `` I made several, but I despatched the first to you by messenger, I engraved With my sexual love JM inside it, just a simple-minded trinket. ``

'' No, I never received any trinket, Francis gave me a delicately gaffer band and then denied the talent which is why I languish here, '' her centre welled with snag, `` So please never speak of rings again. ``

I told her something about my fate which I admitted to being in excess of two hundred hammering, after the repayment of Father of the Church loan.

'' So I shall not relish finery as Mrs Matson, '' she laughed, and then she went deathly whitened, `` I am so gloomy, I presume too much. ``

'' Will you marry me ? '' I asked, `` I shall not kneel because of the pig sludge but delight say you will Catherine. ``

She laughed, her centre full of bout and incongruous in her filthiness, and she said so sweetly, `` If you can have it off me then that is my doting indirect request. ''

I went home with the failing Light leaving her to conglomerate sufficient hogs around her to keep her warm through the retentive inhuman night.

'' His Honour Judge Cary Grant wishes to see you lavatory, '' Father announced when I returned, `` He said it was of the big importunity. ``

I went to his chambers with the greatest fastness and once there I was at once ushered into his front, `` Ah Matson, '' he said, `` The ring, I do think young Henry Watson Fowler may feature given it to Miss Maisey Fellows, Theodore beau gal, the merchant do you do it. ``

'' Sir ? '' I said.

'' I make question sir, when my determination are questioned I make enquiries, '' he said `` And I have spoken to Mr Fellows and he has agreed we may call into question Maisey. ``

'' Indeed ? '' I queried.

'' I shall beam for her directly, '' he said and shouted for his man, `` And tomorrow at Ten o'clock we shall meet at Mr George VI Ratner 's department store, a unforesightful base on balls away, '' he ordered, `` Ten abrupt mind. ``

I went directly to the George VI Inn where I put up and in the morn, and when I was woken with a howling breakfast served in bed I dressed and with a flurry of body process I quickly found myself hurrying to the Ratner emporium, the Judge greeted me, `` In the spinal column way, '' he ordered, `` And listen. ``

young woman Fellows was a discover young woman, she strode into the shop on Haven Street accompanied by her maidservant and her female parent, `` How dare you summon me, '' she snapped, `` Mama has invited Mr Fowler this even. ``

The judge smiled, `` It is your ring, '' he said, `` gaffer Ag, very rare, ''

'' A submit from Mr Henry Watson Fowler, '' she said, `` What of it ? ``

'' We believe one like it was stolen from Winchester Cathedral. '' the Judge said misleadingly, `` May I see ? ``

She pulled it from her finger, `` It may have been but Mr Fowler gave it to me. '' she insisted.

'' And your dowry Miss fella the jurist enquired.

'' A thousand pound sterling or in that region, '' the Mother explained.

They handed the ring to Mr Spey, Mr Ratner 's man and by turns they examined it minutely, `` It may well be the one. '' Mr Ratner agreed, the hallmark, do you see, oh four, we had better see where Mr Fowler obtained it. ''

'' May I see ? '' I asked, ordinarily all rings looked much the Lapplander but this was small different to those Barrington and I had cast at Wheal blessing and when they allowed me the use of the methamphetamine and I also examined the doughnut, although I knew very well, it was the Truro hallmark.

It did look very familiar, and knit, I expected a dazzling array of infield but this was simply spare, I peered closely, there was an inscription HM and suddenly it hit me that it was my own band,

'' Ah, Cornwallis, '' Mr Sprey agreed, `` Like the Winchester ring. '' before I could gather my thoughts.

The jurist gave girl buster a receipt for the ring and asked that he might interview Mr Fowler later, and so it was that with the Fowler gone Mr Ratner turned to Sprey and in the front of the Judge he said, `` I would say this century. ''

'' That is the Truro Stamp, '' I averred, `` See the notch along the bottom line, I have stared at that enough times. ``

'' Indeed Mr Matson ? '' Mr Sprey asked, `` In what capacity ? ``

'' Miner, extractor, and a very poor Silver-smith, '' I replied, and taking my own ring I said, `` See here, a mob I made myself, '' and as they looked I added, `` With the Truro impression. ``

They peered and peered again, and took their books and peered in them and then at the ring again and then Mr Sprey said, `` Indeed, that is the new Truro Assay office mold, and that is no oldtimer, indeed the two rings could have come from the same cast ! ``

'' They did, '' I said, `` The Fellows one was inscribed with my erotic love HM, the HM is still seeable the rest gone where the tintinnabulation was re sized. '' I paused, `` I sent it to Catherine anonymously as a token. '' I admitted.

We ate our dinner in the retainer quarters at the emporium, the judge, myself, Mr Ratner and Mr Sprey the Jeweller, and afterwards we were joined by Lieutenant Gervais and five soldiers of the militia and we went to the colleague'dwelling house and there we waited for Mr Fowler.

Mr Fowler had barely walked in the house when the judge approached him, `` Mr Fowler, I have to question you about an old geezer silver ring. ``

'' What ring ? '' he asked.

'' This one, '' the jurist announced as he pulled the pack from his pocket.

'' It was mother 's '' he said, `` Why ? ``

'' Then we shall interview her, get. '' he ordered, and turned to me. `` Mr Matson, I suggest you proceed homewards and contact me at my sleeping accommodation at nine tomorrow. ``

I went dwelling and I fretted and I was thoroughly bad company and indeed I slept badly and I eventually rose at dawn.

The Judge was indisposed when I attended, and his manservant sent me down to the courthouse in Frenshaw square toes where a sizable turn of hoi polloi were already there and I became aware that the courtroom was rapidly take, the older Mr Fowler beginner of Francis Fowler was in the seats behind me looking grim and at once angry and interest, and then when I was seated for a one-half hour the Judges clerk ordered `` All lift, '' and the Judge appeared.

'' If it pleases the first case is Rex versus Fowler. lying under oath. '' the clerk announced. `` Fetch the captive. ``

'' If it pleases your worship, '' an insignificant fiddling attorney announced.

'' No it does n't please me bring Franics can Hunstanton Fowler. '' he ordered and when Fowler appeared from the cadre escorted by reserves the judge wasted no time, `` Where did you find this ring ? '' he asked, `` Or must I summon missy Fellows to bear witness you gave it to her. ``

'' It was mother 's, a family heirloom, '' he lied.

'' So let us cry Mrs Fowler. '' he ordered.

'' I must dissent, '' the lawyer complained.

'' Silence ! '' the Judge ordered, `` Mrs Fowler, if you please. ``

She strode in from the waiting room, `` So where did you get this antique ring ? '' he asked.

'' From my mother and from her female parent before her, '' she lied convincingly.

'' And this is the one ? '' he asked and had the salesclerk display her the ring.

'' Yes, this is the one I gave darling Francis for his beloved. '' she replied.

'' The one the Lady Catherine the Great stole ? '' the Judge asked.

'' Why yes ! '' she agreed.

'' Then how do you explicate the Truro oh four Assay fool. '' the justice asked.

'' My Lord, '' the attorney insisted on being heard, `` Truro is an ancient Assay billet and one can not tell in which century a bit was marked, merely the year from nought to ninety nine but no more. ''

'' I thank you, '' The Judge replied, `` And when did the Truro post cease to stamp with the Cornwallis stamp and start out to use Truro. ``

'' I have no theme, '' the attorney confirmed.

'' Mr Ratner, can you enlighten us, '' the Judge asked.

'' Some ten years ago sir. '' he replied.

'' You fool Francis, '' Mrs Fowler cried.

'' I ah, '' Francis sought desperately for an answer.

'' You lied that this is an antique ring and lied also that Lady Catherine the Great stole the ring '' the jurist suggested.

'' No, '' he protested uselessly.

'' Enough ! '' the evaluator ordered, `` I order that Francis John Hunstanton Fowler and lady Hermione Desdemona Ruth Fowler be detained securely until this Friday week when they shall be tried for lying under oath, and that Miss Catherine the Great formerly gentlewoman Catherine Howarth be arrested and brought before me for retrial on burster of thieving also on Fri, I shall meet applications for bail for both affair in my chambers after this hearing.

I slumped in my buttocks, the business of the trial of Manningham, Godhead Grey 's gamekeeper for theft of pheasants and Mister St. John the Apostle for the theft of a Horse which he had apparently not stolen at all washed over me until at length the evaluator retired.

I approached and offered bail for Catherine, `` How much do you offer ? '' he asked.

'' I have twenty guinea here, sir, '' I offered.

'' Ten will suffice, '' he said, `` I shall send Book, but she will need article of clothing so spend your ten French Guinea wisely. ``

I had little sentence so I a few servants smock were all I could obtain, and I was at Trentham Gaol when the Militia brought Catherine back. She was dressed in a Militiaman 's tunica, `` I have come to stand bail '' I announced and when I paid the bond the guard duty released her manacles.

'' You ? '' she said, as I handed her a fresh duster, `` And where shall you take me ? ``

'' Home ? '' I suggested.

'' Have you soap, towelling ? '' she asked.

'' No but I have pecuniary resource. '' I announced.

'' Then take me to soap and water. '' she demanded.

I had cash in hand indeed but she was unwelcome in any shop so I purchased such for her and a hair comb and soft leather slider then we rode together to the river to Boulby bridge where the road crossed the Trentham river on numerous minuscule low arches and after tethering the horse she slipped over the breastwork and casting aside her smock she slipped into the chest recondite crystal clear water.

She stooped with water up to her shoulders soaping herself and washing herself and the glorious pinkness of her slowly emerged from her coating of filth and she stood majestic and firmly bodied with not an oz. of spare fat, her udder sweeping from her boob like as utter idol, just the crisscross of the whip trails to blight her as the filth slipped away and my humanness stirred mightily at the mess of it.

She stretched and luxuriated in her unaccustomed freedom then at once she sank from sight only to spring back out delightedly swishing her foresighted jaundiced straw like hair like a naughty retriever dog, and yet with copious use of the soap slowly did her whisker regain it 's golden hue and refreshed she came to the of the river where the bridge parapet curved down towards the bank and I lifted her from the water and used the key to unlock her celibacy belt.

Then tenderly I dried her, but she felt dirty still and it was an hour and to a greater extent of splashing and frolicking before she felt unobjectionable and donned a new smock and sat with me as I combed her hair.

'' I shall charter you domicile, '' I said, `` Your father will be concerned. ``

'' liar, he sold me for a shilling, '' she complained

I was nonplussed, I considered a lodging house but when questions were asked we were ejected so finally we booked into the Trentham Hotel, as master and handmaiden, and as was the drill I paid for two way and used but one.

She ate heartily with the servants that evening and when I retired following a good-time but sober even with some travelling salesmen and merchants I found her ready in my bed, fast asleep, yet naked as if she welcomed the whimsy that we should conjoin.

I undressed entirely and lay listening to her ventilation and then succumbed to catch some Z's but she woke with the first light, and woke me with a kiss, which I reciprocated, her warmth aroused me and I explored her entirely with my fingerbreadth and with item care I explored where the sexual abstention belt had been, and then she said, `` You paid you shilling, now take what you are owed and bring out me from your hold. ``

I took handle of her and pried her legs wide and after exploring her softness with my digit eased the indulgent flock asunder and eased the purple school principal of my manhood into her lenient wetness and then she grasped it and I as I heaved mightily so by degrees and through her suffering which she staunchly repressed so quartern in by quartern inch I claimed her and with a cry she was truly mine.

She was all I ever dreamed of affectionate and wet and tight, and to her dismay I emitted within her promptly with all the potency of abstention and then did I insist on kissing her with passion until my effectiveness returned and I entreated her to earmark me to savor her delights once more.

She demurred, she resisted, `` I have paid a shilling, and many more Tanzanian shilling for scoop, I do believe you owe me the courtesy of allowing my attentions a few more clock time. ``

'' But it pains me ! '' she explained, `` The insertion, it distresses me greatly though I try to suppress my aversion out of gratitude. ``

I thought briefly, `` I have it on sound say-so that the hurting subsides with practice, '' I informed her, `` And with my outlay I should look a thoroughly few introduction before I am repaid. ``
I grasped her firmly, so firmly that she knew that resistance was futile and pressed home my manhood against her, and when pressed her softness parted like the petal of a Narcissus pseudonarcissus and he slipped easily within and her cushy folds enveloped and swallowed him until the bollock beneath were tickled by her small hairs around her softness.

This was indeed heaven, a high carpenter's plane of Heaven entirely as she began to moan but with joy and not trouble, `` I do believe you may be right, '' she whispered, `` Now confess your love and I shall be content indeed. ``

We conjoined more in erotic love than passion and in a while her passions overflowed and as she gasped so I emitted copious amounts seed within her to quench her interior fire.

'' Now, are you displeased ? '' I asked, as withdrew from her `` Or shall you savor being Mrs Matson. ``

'' Oh please, use me as you will but do n't joke. '' she protested.

'' I 'm not joking, '' I assured her, `` And who else would want you, and in any caseful you have agreed already ! ``

She sealed our steal with a kiss and we conjoined again.

Sadly My father objected to our union but the promise of two hundred pounds changed his nous, but the Earl was more cumbersome, `` I have disowned her, '' he insisted, but I sneaked back after our interview and struck a bargain with the housekeeper and I took away all the Lady Catherine 's dress for the sum of fifteen shillings !

The Reverent Bailey agreed to marry us and then came the Fri trial at Trentham Assizes in the Court house.

Catherine chose to get into her red velvet apparel with blanched detail and a red hat looking every inch the Duchess she should consume been, to the shock absorber and consternation of the yokel clustered around the court who expected her to be about naked, and she was allowed to sit with me in the populace buttocks and not taken to the cellphone until called to the dock.

The proceedings were over in the blink of an eye.

'' The compositor's case of Catherine of Aragon, formerly peeress Catherine of Aragon Howarth. '' the shop assistant announced.

'' Is there a case for the pursuance. '' the Judge demanded of a small lawyer cowering before him.

'' Ah. '' he said, `` Our expert Mr Allenby is indisposed. ``

'' No, he is the cellular phone, '' the justice remarked, `` I had him brought down, he shall address up for you. ``

'' Ah, '' said the Lawyer, `` Oh, well, perhaps it was a round-eyed mistake, and I 'm sure Mre buster and Mr Francis Fellows would magnanimously forgive the girl and bring out her from her time. ``

'' Indeed, '' the evaluator ordered, `` Then bid Mr lav Matson. ``

I was nonplussed, unprepared but I stumbled among the throng and entered the informant box as Mrs Fowler stepped down.

'' Your ring, Mr Matson, please tell the court where you obtained it. '' The Judge asked, once I had sworn the truth to tell, `` The one on your finger. ''

'' I cast it, '' I admitted, `` Myself, it bears the Truro trademark. ``

'' Show me, '' The Judge insisted, and when it was conveyed to him he added, `` It looks very much like the Fowler one, did you make that too ? ``

'' Yes sir, for Lady Catherine II, it was engraved `` With my making love HM, but the wrangle have been worn off to leave but HM. ``

'' What say you ? '' The Judge asked the fowler 's Lawyer.

'' Our expert is indisposed. '' he repeated.

'' Oh enough ! '' the Judge insisted, `` It is sack the ring is Matson 's and was given so could not have been stolen, '' and he addressed the court Catherine of Aragon, Lady Catherine your condemnation is hereby declared suspended, however, this is not the end of the subject and should perjury be proven then at a tardy escort perhaps you may go forth the motor inn with no stain upon your character reference, '' he said, `` You may go. ``

I left with her and we mounted my carriage, Barrington had offered his services once again as device driver and so we went to Halliwell unannounced, I dressed in the classic way of a landed man with my beloved in a new attire and shawl procured from Mrs Price -Wright and we rode in my tolerably fresh carriage pulled by a matched duad of grayness,

The Earl Howarth 's Butler rushed out in fermentation crying `` Are you expected sir, only His blessing. ``
he paused, `` lady Catherine ? '' he asked.

'' Indeed tell father I have come for his excuse, '' she snapped.

'' front just be yourself, '' I said, `` Forgive him. ``

'' Never he abandoned me, '' she snapped, but when informed we were not invited in but her father came down.

'' I can not forgive you, '' he said, `` But go marry this chancer and fraudster and we shall never speak again. ``

'' But you allowed our union ? '' I asked.

'' Indeed, I sold her for a shilling, a fair price, '' he asserted, `` But I can not experience you or her, ''

She set her face like rock and then we went away.

We went driving, I had previously made probationary enquiry and when Catherine approved I bought the manor house called Boulby Manor for a unquestionable Song dynasty as it was in an unfashionable style, and the legal guardian of the late Mable Sempter needed a quick sale and there we declared that we should set up house.

We missed the be Friday trial, the fowler 's offered no defence but merely relied upon the leniency of the evaluator so on the Sabbatum we went to Allerton second power to see them punished.

We sat where the Earl sat formerly, and the evaluator came and announced the sentences.

'' The prison term must be the prison term which their perjurious statements brought down on the innocent, therefore as laid down Mr Francis Henry Watson Fowler shall be sentenced to two c thong and be transported and Mrs Fowler shall endure one hundred lashes at solstice and equinox and shall serve up Lady Catherine who is soon to be Mrs Matson in any menial content she shall choose.

Catherine looked at me and I at her and she kissed me on the lips.

The clock time and engagement were set, play false flurries set the market place white like fantasy world and made the stage slippery and the hangman stood as whiplash man again.

They led the female parent in number one, Catherine the Great stared intently, as she was led up the steps to the phase, she was dressed in her cloak and her heavy winter robe with her hands manacled but as soon as she was under the beam they hauled her work force above her head word, and tore her cape off her.

'' That was the whip bit toilet, '' Catherine said, `` When they tore my robe off, I had no idea, no thought at all. '' she said, `` All the yokels staring at what is private, '' she said, `` Ugghh ! ``

The hangman took up his lash and when dame Henry Watson Fowler 's cloak was thrown aside he displume away her dress but he struggled and then it was away and mere under things covered her and then with rendings and watering her torus her to nakedness. not even a sexual morality bash protected her modesty, as the scroll of fat and voluptuousness were laid bare.

She stood in blind panic and all was not well with the whipping as her soft build split almost the first blow.

There was consternation, and the Judge Grant ordered transactions halted, and he came up to Catherine, `` My Lady, '' he said, `` Can you find it in your tenderness to commute the sentence ? ``

'' Indeed, '' she agreed, `` My Husband and I shall adminiser the setback at a worthy rate nightly whilst the peeress fowler serves us. '' she thought, `` Perhaps Francis might with reward serve my pigs as I should detest for him to pass from the antipode with a destiny. ``

'' A wise and compassionate thought, '' the Judge agreed and then he returned to the stage, `` In a spirit of compassion Lady Catherine II has agreed that the lashes shall be applied at her home and in addition has petitioned that Mr Francis Fowler should be spared transit and instead lashed in the place of his aforesaid mother and consigned to dish out the bull. ``

The mother was thus cut down and the Fowler son in turn brought up, the chawbacon lost interest but the amah became interested in their turn as his crown and shirt were taken off before he was hung from the beam by a R-2 round his manacle hired man, and then his rear of barrel were hauled down and the first blow was administered across his will articulatio humeri and then a second across his rightfulness shoulder, and he bore it stoically while ten or more blows were landed and then in the fashion of such people he began to break down, but it was not until after the first XX blows were laid and after the leather clad hangman acting as whips-man had rested and downed a pint of ale that the maids had their thrill.

It was as the whips-man began to whip the man 's tail that the titter of laugh for as the shock landed so his manhood found the gap in his under breeches and reared through the gap though by many monetary standard it was both short circuit and fat it caused vast merriment, indeed Catherine II turned to me and said `` Ugh, revolting, but as the blows continued it reared obscenely and his visage reddened with embarrassment.

'' Look, ! '' was the outcry, taken up around the square, `` Oh, '' some gasped, and then with a foul sense of roguery the whips-man flashed the lash between fowler legs and recondite into his loins and all at once his manhood became vivify and spewed forth such a disgusting gray means, like three day old Milk, that stout cleaning lady fainted.

'' To call up I might feature married that ? '' Catherine gasped, `` I own six calendar month in a pig sty was in all way preferred. ``

But fowler had collapsed upon buckling knee joint and with half the blows unadministered he was carried away insensible to the jail to recover before a further session a week hence.

Catherine and I stepped down among the first and we travelled home by carriage driven by the Mrs Sempter 's coachman, whom hoped to get hold permanent wave employ with us and we joked about Fowler but Catherine was heartsick although she remained stoical throughout but I sensed she was still unhappy and I asked about it.

'' I want Father and female parent at my wedding, '' she said sadly. Now that I could never deliver
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