In the CAW 24 ribbon, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it sustain a sci fi mystery story or exotic Romance radical ? after all I am unusual ''

My response was :

'' How about treaty dialogue between the < cut-in name here > outlander subspecies and the humans. The final accord has to be consummated by sex between an outlander and a man. For superfluous points, tell it from both homo and alien spot of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely original musical theme. ``

I had to try this one.

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The Chief Executive stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue people of colour hurt his center, but it was the TV which was just confusing and made his worry. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing theme for book of facts, the diagram of the foreign female person. If he squinted, you might misidentify them for normal people, in a dark bowling alley, during a mightiness outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't need to call up of the function of that orifice, just next to their generative orifice.

He turned to his master skill advisor. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguists are positive mr President. They studied the consistence language in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on live TV, your president and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked most politely for elucidation, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the motion. We do n't require to sabotage the negotiation, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe sorry, shoot down her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Saame basic amino group Lucy in the sky with diamonds as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even classify them as mammal if we did n't know they 're alien. They give parentage to last young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial consistency hair. Our mensuration indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the reference of sex organs, it was his balls on the ancestry here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing paper has the schema of the event. You will inscribe from opposite face of the phase, you will be naked to startle with. You will encounter on the bed at nerve center stage, and there you will perform the coitus. ``

'' How the underworld am I supposed to fuck an alien, her places are not in the properly places. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 cover version suggestions on how to go. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and customs duty. There is a large amount of source fabric for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly pass on. We can see several ways in which you might be able to pair with their chairwoman. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still accustomed for their male person to exact the lead in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can deal it, sir. ``

The president was now questioning why he got into politics in the 1st place. He could have been a simple-minded Fannie Merritt Farmer just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, President Rowena Powell was having alike thoughts. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most cherished possession. `` Playboy and the goo God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` vex '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a young girls stake in science and it had put her on the path which after a match of strange tour brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to bonk there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the alien protagonist in the title of respect story ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % cocksure that this is their customs duty, they 're not the sludge god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth physique. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The alien oral communication had multiple configuration, each form was used in a different way to communicate tad of signification. The sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the substance, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll atomise you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the aliens used also made it almost impossible to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was one-third, much to a lesser extent formal. If you used the wrongfulness one in the legal injury circumstances you could start a war, or worse. nearly of the time they were referred to `` our friend from space '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of less polite words for them in common currency as well.

'' So how does their anatomy work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The head analogue is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are respective centre and a oral fissure. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for ventilation. breathing and manner of speaking uses the posterior opening. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be effective politicians. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male shtup by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam prexy, the female 's intimate organs are also in her lip. sexual congress is more like french kissing. There is some credit to oral sex, that might be More what you were referring to madam president. Though given the remainder in the attitude of their mouthpiece and the homo vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely lady president. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the microscope stage, she felt naked. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the stage was the unknown president, he did seem like a headless humpback Gorilla gorilla from this Angle. Getting closer she could see that he was hairless, his cutis was dark and looked more like a ingrain leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their major planet with much more UV Inner Light than worldly concern, a tougher skin was requisite for survival.

Even closer she could see the heart around the sensory gibbosity. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sun, with multiple eyelids. To the unknown, even a well lit TV studio was dark-skinned, so all the eyes were fully undefended, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a flatus. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to meet you madam chairman. ``

Rowena started her prepared language, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to stop. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this pace she thought she might change her mind. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the lighting finishing of hair she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a turn on, the alien 's knife slipped into her mouth. Of course, it was also his penis and it was tumid, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's other tongues, there were three smaller tongues arrayed around the main natural language, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The stranger reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like hands clad in the soft calfskin baseball glove. The extraterrestrial maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his oral fissure down to her titty. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely subject of rational thought at that moment, but one intellection she had was that these aliens had a next tending to earth fair sex like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The stranger kissed down her belly, arriving at her pussy. The extraterrestrial 's tongue probed, he was full at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the foreigner 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongue licked at her clit and pussy lips. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his hindquarters high, and trumpeted a triumphant roaring, it still sounding like a very loud fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted dresser of alien thing, Mark Watson was a computational linguist. He was section of the squad which had built the transcriber the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is gaffer, the TV was playing the coupler of the presidents in the desktop. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the various forms of our friends'spoken communication. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and one-fifth forms cluster very closely in the output space. That would think word in the third and fifth signifier can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our ally have noticed themselves. They call them 'third physical body gag'. Something like our pun, but more subtle. The third form tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth form watchword to a third grade word in a sentence you can end up with a muddy caper pun. ``

'' That could make living difficult, can we interpolate the topology of the map to increase the separation of the material body ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the yield and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by misapprehension. '' They both looked over to the natural action on the screen .