An old level reprised.

tone All characters are entirely ficticious and my apology of any folk or fellowship public figure have inadvertently been used


My Lady 's Descent, the Butlers Tale.


I was idly cleaning some silverware. The sun was shining through the drawing off room window. The lawns stretched away towards the lake with its island and folly while a gardener snipped ineffectually away at the lawn edges. It was an average summer day.

Mr Harrison my Lord 's stock broker and consultant arrived just after tiffin, he asked no need to see my lady with the extreme urgency.

'' But sir, my peeress is resting, '' I explained, knowing she was most likely with one Lieutenant Carruthers her latest dalliance.

I went to assay her, I went upstairs to her room and knocked decorously, and then as one does I listened intently.

'' Oh yes, '' she was gasping, `` Oh that 's sooo adept, do n't stop. ``

'' There 's someone knocking, '' a man 's voice hissed.

'' Mr Harrison wishes an audience my noblewoman, '' I explained through the closed door.

'' Then have him wear a amusing wig and appear at the Adelphi ! '' the man joked.

'' Johnny, '' my lady whispered, `` await its Gerald 's banker, I had better go, '' and she shouted `` Just a moment ! ''

Amazingly quickly my lady appeared at the door, a imaginativeness of halcyon curls and vermillion chiffon, spoiled only by smeared lip rouge.

'' My lady, '' I explained, `` Your lip stick ? ``

'' Oh, '' she said, `` Do n't be so damned impertinent ! '' but she still looked in the mirror and repaired the damage with a napkin.

'' Good fellow, mums the word ? '' Carruthers said as he followed her from the room while smoothing his cricket jersey down and taking his wallet from his white cricket trousers he tucked a ten shill preeminence in my top air hole, `` See myself out, backrest way. '' and he slipped away, the very paradigm of a waiting area lizard, or should that be lounge snake.

I left him to his dissembling and dissimulation, no question the regiment thought he was elsewhere, perhaps he was at cricket and had himself bowled out to save half an hour for cuckolding but perhaps his tremendous ego would not earmark him to seem less than a superman at the crease but he was certainly about unworthy of my noblewoman 's affections.

My ma'am swept downstairs, `` Mister Harrison, what a pleasant surprise ! '' she simpered.

'' I fear not gentlewoman Saltcoats, '' he said, `` Can we speak privately ? ``

'' The report is useable my lady, '' I suggested.

'' He means sodomize off Holdford ! '' my lady hissed.

'' Alford my Lady, '' I corrected, `` Certainly my dame. ``

'' Go on then ! '' she hissed and she ushered me away.

I went to the kitchen, I sat on my commode, Mrs bridge the cook stood at the sink, `` Trouble Mr Alford ? '' she asked.

I looked at her, heavy breasted, troll shouldered and old before her clock time, `` None of our line Mrs Bridges, '' I said using the good manners title of Mrs despite the fact she had never married and was likely a virgin, with piddling prospect of losing that distinction.

'' If you say so sir ! '' she said sarcastically.

I let it go and then suddenly my lady shouted `` No ! ``

I stood and rushed to the study and toss away the doorway broad. My lady was aghast, but stood yards from Harrison, `` No, it can not be so ! '' she cried.

'' What have you done sir ? '' I demanded, `` My madam is distraught ! ``

'' Not I, '' he said, `` I accept no rap. ``

'' For what ? '' I asked.

'' lord Saltcoats has been declared bankrupt, '' William Henry Harrison explained, `` receiving system have been appointed, my lord has seven calendar Clarence Day to repeal these assumption, meanwhile all bank accounts are frozen. ``

'' What do you stand for ? '' I demanded.

'' menage history, all that kind of affair, '' he explained, `` It 's the stock mart, and reinsurance, high finance, you would n't understand. ``

I should experience hit him for his insult, but how was he to do it my confessedly character reference ? Instead I congratulated myself on blending so subtly into the fabric of the country house.

'' There will be some rest surely, the London residence ? '' I asked.

'' Mortgaged, '' he said, `` And remortgaged, liabilities vastly exceed the asset. ``

'' Then why let this go on ! '' I queried.

'' None of your occupation, '' he said, `` But I had no idea, none at all, I merely get by his lordship 's investiture portfolio, of course we made intemperate red ink, but no more than anyone else, less than many, it 's not my fault he started meddling in insurance, none at all ! ``

'' What does it mean, where will we go ! '' my lady demanded.

The phone rang, in an robotic reflex I went to the entrance hall to reply it.

'' Rainsford House, Almighty Saltcoats residence, '' I answered automatically.

'' Alford, is that Alford ? '' someone demanded.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed.

'' right field bet its Ted Griggs here, '' he said, `` His lordship 's London chauffeur, I got some bad news. ''

'' Indeed ? '' I queried.

'' Look tell Mrs Bridges that Lord Saltcoats, has disappeared, '' he said.

'' Disappeared, no he 's gone bankrupt. '' I said.

'' Well I dropped him off at Victoria around ten o'clock this morning and they said to go home when I got back, I reckon he legged it to Jacques Anatole Francois Thibault on the Flesh de fancy woman, '' he meant the Golden arrow train, `` What do you think bankrupt ? '' he demanded, `` Oh damn, I ai n't got no more cent tell Mrs Bridges, '' he said after the telephony pinged and suddenly it went dead Brrrrrrr.

'' It seems his lordship has left left us, '' I said as I returned.

'' Only decent thing, '' Harrison agreed, `` Gun or noose ? ``

'' The train ferry to France ! '' I corrected.

'' Oh the add up bull ! '' my lady cried.

'' Indeed my lady, '' I agreed and I slipped away.

Generally individual use of his lordship 's telephone was cause for instant judgment of dismissal but I no longer cared, and throwing caution to the wind instrument I booked a call to my bank in Liverpool where they were keeping my `` Family Ag, '' in their rubber deposit.

'' Alford ! '' my lady protested when she saw me at the telephone when I should have shown Mr President Benjamin Harrison out, but I ignored her.

She flew at me afterwards, `` How dare you ! '' she said, `` Collect your matter you are dismissed forthwith ! ``

'' And how shall you pay me what you owe ? '' I demanded, `` You can not. ``

'' I can dismiss you with aught ! '' she said, `` No payment, no reference, no lineament ! ``

'' Indeed ? '' I queried, `` Well perhaps you can pay me. ``

'' No ! admit your matter and go ! '' she said.

'' Perhaps you could pay me the way you pay Lieutenant Carruthers and a few more I might mention ! '' I suggested.

'' No, Rape ! '' she wailed and she rushed towards her room.

I followed, I caught her at the doorway and pushed her interior pausing only to bolt the door.

'' No ! '' she said, `` Well at least let me undo the hooks, this cost an absolute lot. ``
'' Of grade, '' I said, `` admit me. ``

She sat on the bed as I unfastened her dress, `` Be careful, '' she pleaded and then she stood and it fell around her feet.

Her well rounded tit bulged over her red corset, her red pants enclosed by the brace straps, and she stood up and laid the apparel carefully on the dresser.

'' That 's bettor, '' she said and she screamed, `` ravishment, '' again several times.

'' Ot would appear the US horse is otherwise engaged my ma'am, '' I observed as I removed my highly polished black shoes to let on well fall apart black socks with protruding big toes, which I hurriedly removed, `` Does police lieutenant Carruthers remove his shirt and under shirt dame ? '' I asked.

'' No, though it is none of your business, '' she declared, `` ravishment ! '' she shouted again.

I removed my jacket and shirt forepart, slipped the cardboard collar off and removed my undershirt.

'' Good lord, '' she gulped, `` Alford, '' and then I unbuttoned my flies and removed trousers and underpants in a I motion.

'' God, you are please to see me are n't you ! '' she exclaimed as she gazed at my manhood as it strained, `` Right, '' she said as she snapped her gallus away from her stockings and pushed her knickers down before kicking them off her feet.

'' Rape, '' she shouted again and then, `` Oh well, you wo n't hurt me will you, and there are some greyback 's in the fertilization table.

'' They spoil the consequence my gentlewoman, '' I explained, `` I shall mount you as the good lord intended. ``

It was nearly a week since my final Nox off, spent with two buxom whores in the Town a tedious ten retentive miles away by bicycle, and my motive was great, and her protests were minuscule but tokens.

'' Do n't hurt me, '' she asked again as I gripped her waist as I planted my knees firmly between hers and blindly aimed my manhood at her.

'' Hey, '' she said, `` Not there, let me, '' and she guided my straining manhood between her unobserved cunt lips and took me to heaven.

'' Do something then, '' she insisted.

'' What ? '' I asked as I luxuriated in the feel of her moist slit gripping me.

'' I do n't know, but it 's not very exciting for me. '' she declared.

I thrust against her, `` adept ? '' I asked.

'' a good deal ! '' she said, `` And again, that 's better, '' she said, `` Oh you 're so big, '' she said, `` piece of ass me, you 're going to prison for this so revel yourself ! ``

I started to cogitate of her as a tart, a beautiful golden haired high school course working girl, and then I remembered the smeared lipstick and I determined to try her lips as well and I dipped my lips to fondle hers.

Her spit emerged instantly, running around my teeth, my mind exploded and so did my hammer jerk and pumping and flooding her parts, and as our mouthpiece parted she was gasping and grumbling, `` Oh my god, '' she said and then we stilled.

'' Alford, '' she said, `` What are we going to do ? ``,

'' What ? '' I asked.

'' If we 're belly-up '' she said, `` What are we going to do ? ``

'' What is this `` We'suddenly ? '' I asked.

'' Well, what is it to be Alford, violation or 'we', '' she asked quite reasonably.

'' We, '' I said, `` My lady. ``

`` I expect Gerald has, '' she said quietly, `` He wo n't look laying waste, he knows I only want his money, I never loved him. ``

'' And the dashing Lieutenant ? '' I enquired.

'' He makes me feel good, '' she said, `` But then to be honest, so do you. ''

She stretched, `` So what is it to be, a nice common cold cell or me ? ``

'' What a choice, may I have a consequence to call up my lady ? '' I asked.

'' Get dressed, we have show to defend, '' she insisted and she went to trim again.

I too dressed and made my way downstairs, there was a hubbub of voices in the kitchen, I went in, `` Mr Alford, or is it My Lord. '' Binks the promontory nurseryman challenged.

'' Mr Binks, '' I replied, `` What troubles you ? ``

'' You and her ladyship, '' he said.

'' She 's finished, '' I said, `` We 're finished, his lordship 's bankrupt, the bailiffs are coming so I 'm leaving. ``

'' And ladyship, '' Mrs Bridges asked.

'' Do n't ask me, '' I insisted.

'' She 's leaving with Mr Alford, '' her ladyship said as she came to stand behind me, `` Tonight. ``

I had no intention of leaving so soon yet there was fiddling point in remaining, `` We need to talk, '' I explained.

'' We 'll get a hotel way, '' she suggested, `` Do you force ? ``

'' Yes, '' I agreed.

'' Then we 'll postulate the Rolls, '' she insisted, `` The shooting brake ! ``

We left that Lapp evening, her luggage stowed in every spare space it that vast crudely overbodied travesty of a sumptuosity car so full that she had to sit beside me, and we made our way north.

'' What will you do ? '' I asked.

'' What do you indicate ? '' she replied.

'' Well I doubt cooking or cleaning is to your taste, '' I suggested, `` Whore, prostitute, courtesan ? ``

'' Yes, '' she agreed, `` I have some money, perhaps we could get a elbow room ? ``

'' Perhaps, but for now, '' I suggested, `` Lady Alford and her Chauffeur ? ``

'' reprint bottom ? '' she asked, `` I 'll promise you Alan ! ``

'' One for sleeping and one for work ! '' I joked.

I could n't trust her, I never really intended for her to become a whore but could not take chances telling her the true statement, maybe I should take, but I didn't.

You see three years before my father had made organization for me to work in the United States of U.S., to learn about the American organization of banking which seemed so greatly superior to ours, and while there the great crash of 1929 erupted through the whole economical system.
I was working at a medium size city bank as a sort of assistant manager, and I was right there when the run came, and when it came it all seemed to find all at once.

ordinary bicycle mass, regular kinfolk waited in a line right down the street and you did n't want to be a genius to work out we had not even a one-tenth of the money those people thought they had in their history to pay them. We started paying out in the morn and by noontide the vault was empty, except that is an innocent cardboard box of big value bills which somehow found their way in my locker, for secure keeping you understand.

Ted go gaffer cashier and Jim McFadden the manager came down the bank dorm all glum faced, `` Shut the doors Jim, '' McFadden said to the guard, `` We 're gone broke. ``

That triggered a skinny riot, I slipped out the book binding way with my box and in all the confusion I swapped my 20 seven Buick for the janitor 's wheel and coating and I rode off down the street on that wheel with about a half million dollars in that composition board box balanced on the hybrid bar.

I went to the apartment I rented, told Mrs Rafferty the concierge I was leaving and I headed north west towards New York urban center on the evening train.

So what do you do when you have half a million clam of person else 's cash ? Why get a job of course.

Except the world and his brother was looking for a job, so I bought some article of furniture, put my box in a sideboard, had it crated and arranged load to England on the RMS Mauretania and I sailed home 2nd class.
I had my crateful put in computer memory and looked for a job, told dad I was still in the states, changed my name to Alford and forged some references and worked in Liverpool until I fancied some res publica air and her ladyship took me on as Butler.

She knew my references were forged, she thought she could sack me any sentence and that would keep on me in line of reasoning and stop me telling her hubby about her lovers.

But now I had half a million buck to spend, without being noticed.

We found a gracious little apartment, it was over a betting shop class in the Harrow Road, the estate agent had hundreds of discharge properties, we could take our pick.

She had savings, we pawned some of her jewellery, we painted the apartment, bought layer piece of furniture, I had my hooey from Liverpool sent over and we worked like a tangible team.

Then when we were all set up to afford I told her my plan, `` take care, '' I said one eventide after a particularly retentive and gruelling academic term in bed.

'' I know, Mister flopsy is tired, he needs a buss, '' she said as she bent to kiss my softened penis.

'' My Lady, you do n't postulate to log Z's with anyone, except me, '' I explained, '' I have about half a million clam to launder, you just say an eccentric American language paid you in dollar mark. ``

'' But Alan, '' she said, `` We agreed, we did all the piece of work, we were going to get a amah, start small, make up, two or three valet de chambre a Night to start with. ``

'' We can just use it as a cover song, '' I explained.

'' But you promised two or three men a day, '' she said angrily, `` You promised ! ``

'' But surely you do n't need ? '' I asked.

'' And you do n't seriously think you satisfy me do you ? '' she asked, `` With Mr Floppy always needing a suck to kick start him, for heavens sake ! ``

'' You want to be a whore ? '' I said incredulously.

'' Yes with you there to protect me, '' she said, `` I expect I could do a gentleman in forty minutes and a servant in ten. ``

'' At the same time ? '' I queried, `` One up the book binding passage ? ``

'' Possibly, '' she said, `` But you did the sums, even with a few daytime a calendar month when we need a standstill in we will earn a killing ! ``

'' But what about us ? '' I asked.

'' Oh, you still get your turn, '' she said, `` But really, seriously, '' she said, `` I need more. ``

We heard nothing of Almighty Saltcoats and so it was that we opened `` The ma'am 's Boudoir '' one eve in September 1932.

The name was stencilled on the room access beside the betting shop class an inside the door we had a booth where the receptionist Lillia sat guarding the bottom of the steps and then I would greet the man, take their hat and gloves and stand in attendance in case they needed assistance with dressing and always maintain discretion and moderation.

It sickened me, every day she lay in bed from mid daybreak till after midnight while a succession of men used her, `` unspoiled day sir may I take your hat ? '' I would ask and get a contemptuous glare in income tax return as baseball glove were thrown in the hat and the hat handed to me.

We reached correspondence for the betting shop class to be our waiting room, every day there was my lady, answering to any gens under the sun, free rein acting the seraphic heart, legs astride, pussy glistening. tit distended, bathed in sudor like as not and then dragging some half au naturel gentleman minus trousers and underpants but like as not retaining drogue and air sock brace to her as she grasped his rampant member to aim it within her or soak up it to life or completion.

Hairy asses bobbling as they pounded her, prison term after time, week after week, month after month until every oz. of compassion I had for her was priming to aught by the friction of genital organ upon crotch.

I rented a family for us in Middlesborough bench so we could get away from her work, but she was always too banal so I had the former sleeping accommodation converted to another study elbow room, bare floors and a simple mattress.

They paid extra for the childlike mattress, the More soiled it got the unspoiled they liked it because it stopped being gentlemen and instead it was anyone who won a bet on the horses.

They all wanted to fuck a finely peeress on a begrime mattress.

'' Maybe you would prefer standing against a wall in the ginnel ? '' I asked in a instant of reckless sarcasm.

'' And how practically extra would that be ? '' the gent asked quite seriously.

'' double, '' I said flippantly.

'' Then I 'll have that ! '' he agreed.

She used the courtyard, the ginnel was too public and she wore a dyad of cogs and a servants smock, sometimes we had three men waiting while a fourth fucked her standing against the wall.

Sometimes Lillia pretended to be the gentlewoman, if she remembered to save her mouth shut, when not clamped around a customer 's member that is, she was fine, except it made too practically work for me keeping an eye on two whores, taking money and everything.

One Night a Irishman asked me to fuck him up the ass while he fucked Lillia. I declined, but it gave me an idea, `` So where do you get you 're ass fucked ? '' I asked.

He told me, I out an advert in the window and got ten inquiries in two hours.

I gave Harry the job, he liked cipher better than wearing a skirt with nothing under it, usually he wore a kilt but his geordie accent betrayed him and he relished the idea of ramming his meat up gentlemen 's bottom while they shafted our whores.

He seemed entirely open so I left him to it, and gradually did LE and less meter at the Boudoir and he became more or less the coach while I planned my next move.

I went to British capital and became delayed with my affairs and came north again to condition on my lady.

She was not there, `` Gentlemen want variety sir, I got some new girlfriend in, '' Harry explained.

'' But she was the whole reason ! '' I pleaded, `` Where is she ? ``

'' Blowed if I know sir, '' he said, `` I just thought she were a whore, sir. I never thought she was your limited whore. ``

I went out to search her, I asked around until I heard of someone life in a hut by the railway and earning a impertinence from plate level and the like.

I had to incur her and bought a bowler hat and smock coat like a railway official and marched down to the runway yards.

There was no mansion of her, but then a lucky separatrix, `` You going for a jar Tam ? '' individual asked a driver as his duty period ended.

'' Och so I will, after I poke the lady, '' was his reply.

I followed, he went to the engineman 's barracks, where the long distance men lodged before returning home, and there I found her naked but for a coating out-of-doors at the front sitting on an engine man 's locker listening to the narration of engines.

'' Enginemen only sir, '' the assistant said politely but firmly.

'' I came to see her, '' I said and pointed, `` How are you ? ``

'' Well, '' she said and she smiled, `` Were you worried ? '' she asked.

'' Yes, you were not at the planetary house, '' I explained.

'' That Harry was beastly, '' she said, `` He wanted to charge more, but I just want sex. ``

'' And now ? '' I asked.

'' They are lovely, all these lonely men to comfort, '' she said, `` They make me feel wanted. ''

I looked at her, her blonde hair seemed to be silvering, her skin once like alabaster now weatherbeaten, `` I 'll keep on an story for your money, you know where to find me, '' I explained, `` Oh Geoffrey turned up, '' I added, `` He 's working as a Gigolo in Monte Carlo, maybe you two were made for each other after all. ``

'' Maybe, '' she admitted but the Scotsman had her in his coal dusted arms and his sinister hands ran through her tomentum and his black sassing brushed her ruby lips and it was more than I could bear to see.

I hid my tears and left her even as she gasped in approving as her scots lover took her to heaven once more .