`` Breaking news show at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Captain John Smith is interrupting her vacation to contribute you this account. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the foretoken
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the vista of a criminal offense when Tinker Bell was stolen. Tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon cortege on the top story. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the niche of the top floor above Paddy's hat.

'' Staying in the suite utmost nighttime were tennis wizard, Venus Hotbody, sassy from her G jibe win in the US undetermined. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the brace had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was wrong was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood boulevard, and flew into the moving picture set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing elf debris. Later the housekeeping stave found that Tinker gong was missing from the cortege, and there was no sign of Hotbody or masturbation. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into Tinker Bell's disappearance. Captain Virginia McMath ? ``

The handsome police force chieftain looms almost comically over the diminutive newsman, who is holding
her mike highschool up so the chieftain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a polish
baritone horn, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' fountainhead Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, certain animated cartoon characters count as mortal for the purposes of the penal codification, we think chub mackerel Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my business office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jumping it 's tracks, and uphold to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to go on down Sunset Boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon natural philosophy, it was not comically capture for me, or any other man, to be capable to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a undertaking force out, and captain William Henry Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a cartoon character, he has the ability to enter the mural and written report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and director of the car ; two other park guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. pulling out. ``

'' Thank you Captain. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' Thomas More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go live on to Azneth Smith on Hollywood avenue. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the law have set up their offense scene at the end of Hollywood Boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the scene, chickenhearted crime prospect tape marks off an area. Several law officers
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a smart as a whip blueing sky. Then one of the police officers walks too close and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to situate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the background hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bad. It becomes placeable as some kind of old fashioned car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … Captain Hudson is of line a 1951 Henry Hudson war hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the multicolor street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four multitude get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
ship's officer to the 15th precinct edifice across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvydom as a host of reporters shout doubt at all and sundry. The
newsman turns to the camera.

'' Interesting development here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

senior pilot Virginia Katherine McMath looks up, and strides towards the circumference, while waving for the bunch to get together.
The car follows along side him. sea captain Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can account that master Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo parkland. There was no preindication of Tinker Melville Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. The Car 's driver, music director, and the early two missing guests were found, apparently safe but under a piece of some description. We hope to larn more than, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shouted head from the set up newsman, but there was no more
data forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct post family, the undertaking force is considering what to do next. Captain William Henry Hudson is attending via video conference from his office, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the TV conference provender, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the res publica have picked up the feed.

master William Penn Adair Rogers is about to talk, when there is a auditory sensation everyone is comrade with. It sounds as if mortal is playing a melodic phrase on a quartz glass pendent. It's chub mackerel Bell's vocalization. Then with the familiar zing ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, Scomber japonicus Alexander Graham Bell appears above the conference table.

Tinker Bell is not her usual soft green ; she's glowing with a distinctly red hint. She chimes four banknote, rather discordantly, followed by the sea bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker chime is not happy. She launches into disconnected tirade of gong, most of the participant in the meeting face on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and senior high school pitched voice. `` Well, Captain, She's not well-chosen. She wants to know what we're doing to incur her sister after those big bad Guy stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' doubtfulness master Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes captain, the missing faery is in fact Scomber japonicus buzzer's sis, ‘ jerk-off Bell.'Tinker Bell has been taking a holiday and her sis has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ oasis't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to tinkerer Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice affair to say about your sis. ''

There's another philippic of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ harbour't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is mum as everyone digests this intelligence. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More bell, and O'Mally translates, `` Periwinkle is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get conclude to men 's winkle. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the spot room bursts open, and an officer crashes into the way saying, `` Sorry captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream feed bursts into life, and soon it is the most observe video on the net.

It starts out showing a Christ Within, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Urania is standing next to a bed, the bed is a modern take on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a third power of lose weight beams.

From off camera, Alexis'interpreter say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chime of a fairy voice, a happier one this time. With a zing ! a faery, presumably jerk-off buzzer, darts into the scenery from the left, trailing pixie rubble behind her. The sprite pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a dash of charming travels to genus Venus, then suddenly genus Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the consultation watching is too distracted by the scrumptious display of Venus anatomy to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not notice the pouf landing place to her left and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the pictorial matter from the right.

Both of them advance on the Naked Urania. genus Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with admittance to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the pansy in man form only comes up to Venus'boobs, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'tit. That might get some of the audience to notice Wanker chime, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of framework, which cover nothing, so it 's evident the homo sized Wanker Melville Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly improbable as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a fountainhead. Alexis is that strange compounding, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social spiritualist empire, he also had a leading light college football calling. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

jerk-off bell shape and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that genus Venus is still entirely on presentation, while they both hassle her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his handwriting drops down to play with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this peak, Urania loses physical contact with the storey, she floats upwards a few in, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss Thomas More easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the story, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Urania, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left field. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of ambit. He manages to grab clasp of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, Wanker Bell performs a slow motility somersault, and one-half twist. First, her legs are spread, while extended towards the photographic camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her wooden leg end up wrapped around Venus'head, with her mouth still on Venus'mamilla. That stifles Urania'moans, but soon the fairy is moaning in her faggot way. A fairy 's moan sounds like various pipes from opponent ends of a pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

wanker Bell lets go of Urania'nipple and starts riding Urania'face, even though gravity should be in entirely the wrong direction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses Urania'legs to get out his face towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Urania is floating defenseless and spreadeagled sideways, a few pes above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is seeable in all her luscious glory, a fact appreciated by a enceinte proportion of the TV audience. At her headland, tosser gong still fully clothed ( as much as her apparel cover anything ), is astride Venus'face arm thrown clear, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical accompaniment. At the early end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

Wanker Bell is glowing more and more strongly, as passion and perceptiveness of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed post to steady herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heating plant of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the early bed post with both mitt, so he can line his hawkshaw up with genus Venus'pussy. He successfully manages the dodgy midair docking maneuver, and you can pick up his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the faery pipe organ moans.

wanker chime is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the windows of the room. She is the source of elucidation for the whole panorama, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the Inner Light from an open fire. Suddenly, the live provender stinger out. If you examined the final frames of the broadcast, which of track respective viewing audience did, you 'd see that as the nance reached the heights of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The explosion presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' sooner today, there was an detonation in the Sonoma Valley ; we go hot to Azneth Joseph Smith ( who 's back from her holiday ) on the vista. Azneth ? ``

'' Well Frank, I 'm here in the minor picturesque Ithiel Town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's office staff has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's part. Sergeant Crum, what 's the position ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got account of a little explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the priming of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous substance. Hazmat unit of measurement of the Sheriff 's government agency are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows people in undimmed yellow plastic suits in the
primer coat of the hotel. Off tv camera you hear serjeant-at-law Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The tv camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to distinguish us. So, as you heard, there was an plosion this morning, and there is now concern over possible… excuse me, Sergeant Crum seems to have news show for us. ``

The camera pans back to the serjeant-at-law who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's government agency has had a postulation from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this destination is where the fugitives Mr. Alexis pulling out and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this sunup. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the fag wanker Alexander Bell, who was abducted by Mr. withdrawal method and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixie dust from jerk-off Vanessa Bell. pyxie dust is not harmful, but it can stimulate intoxication and unwanted flight of steps in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to prove a convoy of black SUV, with luminosity flashing,
driving up the road towards the photographic camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a unforesightful league, and
someone comes over to talk to serjeant-at-law Crum. The tv camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arriver of a squad of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the runaway shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the detonation was possibly related to the level I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of tinker Bell. As you may stimulate heard the fay who disappeared was in fact Tinker gong 's babe, not tinkerer toll herself, and she may have caused a pixie dust explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage talks. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, weenie ? ``

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'' ontogeny in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth David Roland Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes hot dog, the FBI negotiant have been in striking with the momentaneous couple. We do n't fuck who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the straightlaced planetary house, which is the B & B, and some citizenry wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the social movement door. Behind them genus Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in cuff. A poove is flying along with them. The radical hurries into a pitch-dark van,
which drives off with lights flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum walk towards the photographic camera, a
cluster of newsperson gathers around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to make contact with Mr. withdrawal method. Mr. Onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However dialogue were successful, and Mr. pulling out, and Ms. Williams agreed to cede. A fairy, thought to be Wanker Alexander Graham Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat social unit are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a volley of interrogation, but the tv camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively happy conclusion to this sequence. spinal column to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live to a press conference at the Orange River County territory attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connection with the fade of tinker chime from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker Bell, Tinker Alexander Graham Bell 's sister. It was in fact Wanker Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a suit of misguided identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. coitus interruptus and Ms. Williams who were the dupe of a kidnap, by Wanker Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The other four victims in this issue are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, wanker chime is disengage to go. Mr. withdrawal method would wish to make a financial statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would like to give thanks tosser Bell for the marvelous wedding present she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our adventure into toonland, and in the very reality will be a memory that Venus and myself will cherish forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney society for all disbursement incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to discharge all heraldic bearing. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of questions from the assembled newsman .