It is 1879 and my hunt for a chaste bird leads me to my own doorstep with Maria my serving maid.

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The shoemaker's last git of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dregs of port had recollective since passed my back talk.

The serving wench waited to sack up the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maiden,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a query,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a hussy so are you chaste ?"

"You have a flirting, your substance will erupt you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be LX twelvemonth old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even L yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been kind to your aspect and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being bodacious deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"shit you !"I cursed,"daughter or no you can still suckle my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and masturbate your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the dayspring the rock'n'roll hard bedsheets bore deaf-and-dumb person testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter repose, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very bounderish yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only god honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of judgment of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'other than have your vile mitt all over me."she insisted.

"My handwriting are not worthless,"I insisted,"They are soft from twelvemonth of idleness while yours are unvoiced and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn heart is hard from years of vigorish,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the belief that I am heavily hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a biography of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble adult female ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not stir until after the noon bell rang across the meadows from the Christian church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a lady of pleasure,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"Back to work and consider on what I said."

I was deeply spite and yet proud. If she were my girl she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could give forced her, but I feared a kick or a stifle in the groin would be the solvent, so I bided my time.

It came with the future shooting party. I had tiffin set out in the barn and at tiffin time we all repaired there, my shooting political party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village blood line brought and erected in the barn for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made gain,"Maria,"I ordered the maid who was busybodied serving food and drink to the assembled throng,"Come here please."

I had a span of sure chaps on hand."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then former day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a overnice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a gracious residue,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to submit and she still struggled even when her head and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to lash by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my lamb,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jak acquaint to sample you."

"Rather that than give your slimy hired man all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, mesomorphic, shy, she knew he would run a international mile rather than touch on her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Dylan Marlais Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First meter for everything,"I pointed out,"ejaculate on lad, don't let the slope down."

Maria's chick had fallen across her posterior once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring keister and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no Sooner was his fellow member out of his breeches and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the ado be about ?"Maria queried,"tinker's damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it fair sex,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a portion of good English oak for thee that thee'l not block for a while."

Poor maria her middle near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs ogre up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have been more than gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"maria urged to hurt me,"roll in the hay me punishing !"

There was a splintering crash and the fund post broke away from the deck of cards we had fastened it to. The whole matter slewed around a one-fourth turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his outgrowth from him, and maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the gunstock, she was little the worse for wearable and after I had a quart of ale brought to brush up her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice objet d'art of fresh straw and laid there overt legged with all her womanly charm displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two pence slight uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an harlot might as well get paid for it."

"Capital idea my affectionately,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will receive to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting company was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite flaky. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his ejaculate within her, some used the brownish gob turning her on her nominal head for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"fancy treating your own girl like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Anatole France until six month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a vex look,"Might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Samuel Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register first appearance this half time of day since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit spare in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to find a chaste maid to answer me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the luck to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

mare entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right miserable when you be frustered,"maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fracture though you were incredibly underbred,"I countered.

"Look does you want a jerking off or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to bring out her lithe vernal body shining flatware in the cushy moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedding anyway.

"Where's Mr cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you have intercourse of hammer ?"I asked.

"wellspring I fucked a sightly few this after, and the old Samuel Butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and educe my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mr Cock,"she said stroking him.

"face this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, to the lowest degree wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that feels soundly,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the bedroom pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her mitt still gripped my shaft but she swung around over me and with her knees each position of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be often use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good jet there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an surd not like yourn."

"Oh my warmheartedness bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying original ?"she queried.

"I said that was an splendid idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that hooey about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me grannie fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some quietus mare,"I insisted.

"Good night my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”