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The Unexpected endowment

Mike walked down the sidewalk, the street lamps giving off an eerie lambency in the snowstorm as the laboured wet flakes reflected the spark at odd angles. He sighed as he pulled his collar up, trying to keep the cold precipitation from sneaking down the neck of his shirt and adding to his already uncomfortable shudder ; he hated the city and he especially hated the city in winter, a Florida boy had no business in New York this time of class !

As he made his way home he wondered why he had taken the job that had brought him to this frozen perdition of sordid wet concrete and brown slush that always seemed to find its way into his shoes in an obvious attempt to freeze his feet. This was his back Christmas in the city, the first being a sad lonely affair in this common cold soggy domain so far from his home of laurel wreath trees and warm sandy beaches, this year promising nothing but the same and he wondered how many More dismal holiday he would have to spend here before he was paroled to an function in a mood more fit for human habitation.

He stopped to see into a store window and smiled, a rare thing now a Clarence Shepard Day Jr., at the Jessye Norman Rockwell scene inside ; happy manikin sitting around a faux flack, smiles frozen on their painted faces, lowly manakin seemingly tearing at gayly colored newspaper wrapped box, a well-chosen holiday snapshot in time of a winter wonderland Yule as he thought,"That 's about right, only plastic people would be glad disbursement Yuletide in this snowy hell."microphone shook his head in disgust, disgust at the upbeat scene on such a frigidity and blustery night, and disgust that he had first seen this presentation a hebdomad before Thanksgiving, another holiday he had spent alone.

He turned and resumed his suddenly slip habitation ; that 's all his life seemed to be : work, slumber, body of work, sleep ... with unawares unpleasant paseo in between, he did n't even have got clip for a social living and spent all his nighttime alone. He was brought out of his own personal pity political party by the familiar trill of his cellular phone telephone set and wondered who the Inferno would be calling him at this sinful hour ; he stopped and fished his sound from his scoop,"Hello ?"

"Honey ?"Came his female parent 's felicitous voice,"How are you Baby ?"

"amercement, just heading home."

"So late ? Oh infant, you work too hard."She replied in her sympathetic mommy voice, but he could severalize she was bursting at the seams to say him something.

"Eh, it 's not always so bad."He lied, easing her into her word,"Sooooo, what 's up Mom."

"Ohhhh I have wonderful news."Came the majestic answer,"The school 's band has been picked to be in the Christmastime Parade up there and your sister will be the majorette !"

"Wow."He replied, actually pretty impressed ; the annual Christmas Parade in the metropolis was something of an event, even televised on respective John Roy Major networks,"waiting, so you 'll be in town on Christmastide ?"

"Yes ! Is n't that howling ?"She chirped happily ; his female parent was always a cheerful cleaning lady and her unspoiled news was making her down right giddy.

"Actually yes."He replied ; sure as shooting it would still be Christmas in this frozen perdition, but it might just be sufferable with his family here,"So when are you planning on being here ?"

"well we 're supposed to check into our hotel on the twenty-third ..."

"Hotel my ass !"microphone interrupted,"You 'll stay with me, I have lot of room."It was the truth, the one bright situation, well not the only one actually, was the flat the party had set him up in.

"That would be awesome honey, we can have a big Christmas just like when you were still at home."His mother laughed happily.

mike was about to reply when something, or someone, slammed into him from behind as he stood on the sidewalk talking with his female parent, he turned to see a big man walking away from him and was about to say something nasty when again he was plowed into from behind. He growled to himself as he turned again but this time he saw a pretty blond sitting on the wet concrete staring up at him with a stunned feel on her face and a mobile phone phone in her minor bridge player. mike stepped forward as he spoke into his earpiece,"I got ta go Mom, vociferation you when I get home."Before his mother could protest he hung up and reached down to help oneself the Cy Young womanhood to her infantry,"Are you ok ?"

"Um ... ah yeah I think so."The woman said quietly as he looked up into his shiny racy optic and blushed,"Ahhh, um, sorry ..."

"It 's ok, looks like you got the bad of it anyway."mike replied, seeming held entranced by her emerald green middle as she gave him an embarrassed grin ; after what seemed like an eternity, but was only a few seconds, he shook his head and grinned back a moment before he saw something that made him feel bad for the Young cleaning lady,"Jeez, you 're overcharge !"

"Yeah, I guess I am."She replied with a sheepish grinning as she tried brushing the wet snow and slush from her legs,"Getting kind of frigidity too."

"Do you have far to go ?"Mike asked as he bent down and retrieved her few shopping bags, luckily they were charge card so at least they would n't disintegrate after having been dropped in the wet nose candy and icy slush.

"A few blocks."She replied absentmindedly before looking up at him with another dazzling smile,"Was going to do a bit more shopping but I think I 'll pass on that now. bettor get home before I freeze my fanny off !"

"Um, I live just a half pulley-block away if you want to warm up up or ... um ... something ? Ummm ... well ... ahhhh, I ..."mike offered before stopping to consider what his words would fathom like to a complete alien, a beautiful complete stranger at that. He gave a spooky fiddling joke as she tilted her head teacher and grinned at him,"Sorry, sometimes I do n't remember before I speak ... I did n't mean that the way it sounded ..."

"Oh really ?"She laughed softly,"To bad, that something sounded interesting !"

"Wha ... what ?"He stammered again, taken aback by her reaction until he saw the scintillation in her pretty eye,"You 're teasing me now."

"Sorry, I could n't resist."She giggled as she reached for her bags,"You just looked so precious blushing like that. I did n't call back men around here did that anymore."

"Not actually from here, I 'm a transplanted Floridian."

"Oh ?"She asked, her smile still firmly add on to her pretty mouth, which he noted were turning an alarming shadowiness of blue,"So how are you finding our reasonable urban center ?"

"Cold."He laughed as he slid all her cup of tea to one hand and gently took her arm with the other,"Which it seems you are as well. At least let me buy you a cup of hot deep brown ..."He paused and smiled mischievously,"... or something."

She laughed and turned to walk with him, allowing him to contain her arm,"Such a gentleman, now how is a girl supposed to refuse an offer like that."As they started down the pavement in the direction his apartment, she actually leaned into him and wrapped her hired man around his arm,"My epithet is Louis Comfort Tiffany, Louis Comfort Tiffany Albright."

"mike Webster."They walked that way, arm in arm, for nearly a half mile, passing several coffee bean shops that were unfortunately closed ; the wind was picking up as the temperature began to plunge and he was about to bag the solid mind and call her a cab when she stopped and turned to him.

"Um ... mike ?"

"Yeah ?"

"I do n't desire you to get the awry theme or anything, but how far is your apartment ?"Louis Comfort Tiffany asked shyly, her teeth chattering slightly,"I 'm really cold."

"Not far, just up there."He replied, pointing to a construction barely a hundred railway yard away and swearing silently as she collapsed into him,"Tiffany ?"

"I ... I 'm so co ... common cold ..."She stammered through chattering teeth and he could feel her trembling almost violently against him, even through their heavy pelage. mike decided that he needed to do something quick or she could be in real trouble so he bent down and threw her over his articulatio humeri, nearly running the short space to the front line room access of his flat edifice ; it was a little unmanageable fumbling with his Florida key to open the lobby door, but he managed and quickly made his way to the lift. Luckily at this fourth dimension of night there was no one in the lobby and he did n't make to wait for the elevator, or explain why he had an unconscious woman draped over his shoulder joint, and within minutes he was walking through his front door.

He deposited Louis Comfort Tiffany on the leather couch, not caring that her wet clothing was probably staining the expensive piece of article of furniture,"Hey, Tiffany ? Hey, wake up."Mike did n't know what to do, he was from Florida and cold weather photograph was n't one of the boy lookout man skill taught in a tropical mood ; but he did know he had to get her wet matter off before she went all the way into hypothermia. He took a inscrutable breath and hoped he was n't getting himself into severe trouble here as he tossed his suit coat and parka onto the floor next to him before dropping to his knees, slipping her charge off then pulling her socks from her low wet feet before standing back up and undoing her drawers. He undid her coat and blouse then started removing her clothes and before long he had a nearly bare char slumped on his couch ; he could probably be forgiven for taking a instant, or ten, to look up to her amazing soundbox, it had been over two years since he had been this end to a charwoman in her underclothing after all, before he pulled her from the couch and headed to the bathroom.

Her panties were wet but he was n't going to go that far with a woman he had just met, he was just a forced celibate and not a perv after all. He started the shower, making sure the water was warm but not too hot, he seemed to remember hearing somewhere that you were n't supposed to use hot water with hypothermia victim, something about shock or what not. He walked into the shower, still fully clothed ; he did n't desire her waking up to find him naked and holding her nearly bare body and completely freak out. As he stepped into the spray, he set her on her flyspeck base and with one arm held her up as he tried to rub some circulation back into her thin body with the other ; it was n't hard, she was a fairly modest woman and there did n't appear to be a spare ounce of fat anywhere on her, except where it absolutely belonged.

He breathed a suspiration of relief when she murmured something, still not quite coming awake, as she wrapped her munition tightly around his neck ; he froze a moment as her breasts, small and bra covered as they were, pressed into his chest and another problem sprang to life. microphone decided she was as warm as she was going to get and shut out the shower off, scooping her into his arms before exiting the large shower bath and grabbing a towel on his way out the bathroom threshold. He entered the sleeping accommodation and stood there holding Tiffany, both dripping water supply onto the hardwood story as he decided what to do ; her underwear was soaked and he could n't leave it on her, but did he dare undress her ?

"Fuck it, if she calls the cops, then she calls the cops."He muttered to himself as he sat her on the padded chair by his desk, quickly removing the rest of her clothing and trying, mostly unsuccessfully, not to peek. He dried her off as best he could then went in hunting of something for her to hold out ; his pajamas, which he never wore, were way to big for her but he figured a tee shirt should do the trick ; he would make liked something to cover her bottomland, he was for certain intellection of her naked prat on his mattress was going to cause eternal sleepless dark, but he did n't have anything low enough."Oh what the hell ..."He muttered again as he slipped his way to expectant pajama tail end over her shapely legs, sliding them over her equally shapely bum, while genuinely trying not to fumble her too lots, then slid his t-shirt over her flaccid blonde whisker and covering her little but perfectly mold bosom and her flat taught venter, her soft skin gliding under his hands like silk - he was sure she was just about perfect and it was killing him slowly.

He stepped back to admire his handicraft and smiled, he would n't accept believed it possible but she looked even more beautiful lost in his pajamas like some orphaned waif,"Damn, this is so unfair !"He gently picked her up, carrying her to the bed and tucking her in like she was some lost child, even retrieving the surplus blanket to put over the lenient blueing comforter, just to take a crap sure as shooting she would be fond and toasty. He walked from the room, quietly closing the room access, and returned to the can where he stripped out of his sodden clothing and seriously thought about dealing with the rock candy hard problem he was having but decided it would be in poor taste so he opted for a cold shower instead.

**********

Tiffany moaned softly, wriggling her minuscule toes as she stretched under the warmly cover and smiled, a smile that evaporated quickly when she opened her eyes and realized she was n't in her bed, or her bedroom, so evidently not in her apartment ! She felt a sudden stab of fear when she realized she was n't in her pajamas either and then she nearly panicked when she slid across the bed and saw her underwear on the floor,"What the fuck ?"She hoped from the bed, pulling the drawstring on the pajama knickers, men 's pajama pants no less, and slid her hand over her sex, breathing a suspiration of relief when she realized she at to the lowest degree had n't been raped in her eternal rest. She actually smiled when she got a tone at herself in the full-of-the-moon length mirror that seemed to replicate as the door to the loo, she was swimming in these clothes.

She walked over, holding the over size pants up with her small-scale hands, to where her panties and bra lay on the hardwood floor, pausing as she grabbed them and felt that they were damp, more like waterlogged actually ; suddenly the nighttime before flashed through her mind : falling in a slush pool, walking with a man, then so cold, but after that nothing. She must have passed out and he took her home ; well even though he had stripped her he had n't taken advantage of her so that was a voter turnout in his favor - now if she could only recall his public figure !

She decided everything was going to have to wait until she found a bathroom and she started for the door, looking around and whistling softly as she finally took notice of her surround. What 's his figure had a really dainty lieu judgement by the bedroom, all very wooden piece of furniture and she was certainly the bed she woke up in was big enough to land airplanes on. She walked up to one of the two doors that adorned the walls of the large room and opened it, her optic getting encompassing as she saw the privy,"holy place shit, who is this guy ?"

She walked into the Brobdingnagian privy and looked around, it was nearly as big as her flat ! The rain shower looked like it was built for a small family to exist in and she wondered why it had six shower oral sex, was this a cabinet elbow room or something ? Her replete bladder quickly roused her from her awe induced stupor, but she still looked around wide-eyed as she dropped her gasp and sat, quickly taking care of at to the lowest degree one morning ritual. She stood, pulling her pants up and tying the standoff sting as closely as she could before bending over and rolling the trouser legs up so she would n't trip and tear her caput open ; it was time to line up what 's his public figure and see just what the hell happened the night before.

She walked up to the second base room access in the lavatory and paused with her hand on the ornate knob, she was definitely out of her element here and it did n't help that the man who owned the place had seen her nude ; but if she was ever going to get home base she had to walk straight through the firing so to utter. With the butterfly in her stomach going crazy she turned the thickening and stepped out into the flat proper and stopped frigidity, the only coherent thought to come to her was,"holy place shit Batman !"

She started down the short hallway and stopped when she reached the great room, and this room was definitely with child than her apartment. She looked entrust and saw a chrome stairwell with spyglass steps and shook her point, of course there was an upstairs, then to the justly across the rather expansive space and there was what 's his name cooking breakfast. She froze when he saw her and smiled, beshrew it he was fertile and bounteous !

"Morning."He said, strangely blushing and she was confused until she remembered what she was wearing, then remembered she was supposed to be pissed at him. Tiffany walked across the orotund carpeted floor and stopped at the counter that separated the kitchen from the living space as he set two scale out,"Hope you like pancakes."

"You made me breakfast ?"She asked quietly, this was not helping her to stay angry.

"Yeah I figured you 'd be hungry after last night."He smiled sheepishly.

Oh yeah, pissed,"So what exactly happened finally Night ? What, did you drug me or something ?"

"What ?"He asked, obviously shocked,"No, no way !"

"Ok, how did I end up in your bed and your dress ?"She asked with a small intimation of a grin ; she was still having a arduous clip staying angry at him since obviously he had n't taken advantage of her, except perhaps to read a peek.

"Look, after you fell in that puddle, we walked down the street looking for a cafe or something but you got really coldness I guess and passed out ..."

"I passed out ?"She interrupted as the memory started coming back and what she remembered was being so common cold she could barely walk.

"Yeah, I guess you got hypothermia or something so since we were almost here I figured I 'd get you here where its warm ... well, I heard somewhere that a warm shower can help ..."

"So you stripped me down and took a rain shower with me ?"She asked, now smiling slightly.

"I was dressed, honest."He interjected quickly,"Nothing happened, I swear !"

"Ok, so you dressed me in your pajamas and tucked me in ... somewhere in there stripping me raw ?"She laughed softly as she walked around the bar and hugged him,"I guess I can forgive you since you evidently saved my life."

"I ... I do n't have it away about that ..."

"I do."She cooed as she tip toed and gave him a small kiss,"Just one more question, what 's your name again ?"

He laughed as he returned her candy kiss,"Oh no, it wo n't be that easy."

"Oh ?"She grinned,"And just what do I give to do to get your name ?"

"I 'm not certainly ... you seem like a clever girl."He laughed, almost unable to trust his chance ; two long time of unwilling chastity and suddenly this stick woman literally walks into him.

She laughed again, turning and flipping the burner on the stove off before grabbing his hand and starting to lead him to the sleeping room ; she stopped at the door and turned to him, suddenly nervous,"feel, I do n't usually do this. I just want you to make love that."

He tenderly caressed her look,"Look spat, I 'm not looking for some one night stand or thank you sex. If that 's what you 're thinking then I 'll just remain here while you get dressed and then I 'll holler you a cab."

She just stared at him a few moments, trying to conceive she heard what she heard, trying to believe he was literal and not some hallucination caused by her hypothermia. She grabbed his hand and pushed the door to the sleeping accommodation door open and pulled him inside ; as soon as she reached the bed she turned and began unbuttoning his shirt. And as soon as she had pulled his shirt off, she pulled hers over her headway and saw the wonder on his human face as his middle lighted on her small white meat ; she smiled again, that was n't the common response she got from her LE than well endowed dresser. He was better-looking and evidently well off but what turned her on the most was his reaction to her torso, men usually passed her by for the perspirer puppy girls.

She pulled the tie string of the pyjama knickers with a thrive and smiled as he watched them send packing effortlessly to the ground, she could n't consider it as he stood transfixed by her slim peg and narrow hips ; she knew she was n't anything special, she had been told that often adequate, but she could n't help but sense sexy as he stared at her.

"My God you 're beautiful !"

She laughed, immensely pleased with the scuttlebutt and even more pleased when she saw in his eyes that he meant every give-and-take,"You need glasses."

"Wha ... what ?"He asked, his eyes leaving her naked organic structure and meeting hers, obvious confusion written all over his face.

"Never mind."She laughed as she went to make on his whack warp and in a few dead moments his pants were bunched up at his articulatio talocruralis, she smiled as she hooked her small thumbs in the sash of his drawers and pushed down, her eyes dropping to his groin and freezing her in spot,"sanctum Hanna !"

"What 's wrong ?"He asked quietly as he looked down to see her staring at his erection.

"I ... damn ... um, well ok but adopt it easy ok ?"She stammered as she looked back up at him.

"I ... what 's wrong ?"

"Nothing 's wrong."She blushed, still with a small nervous grin,"It 's just you 're variety of big ... um ... you know, down there ..."

"It 's not that big ..."He started to quetch but she cut him off as she pulled him down for a kiss.

"Biggest damn one I 've ever seen."She laughed, pressing her body against his and trading one More kiss before she dropped slowly to her knees, never losing eye contact as her smile faded slightly,"Ok, I have n't done this very often so if I do something ill-timed, just recount me ok ? It wo n't hurt my feeling, promise."He swallowed hard and just nodded, not trusting himself to speak as she slowly pumped his throbbing erection with her small hand before looking back up at him with wide heart that made his heart skip a beat,"Do n't be rough, ok ? I 'm not really experienced with sex and you 're kind of big ... I ... I just do n't want you to hurt me ..."

"Never !"He exclaimed, finally finding his Book only to suffer them again when she smiled brightly. She opened her lips, slowly taking him in her warm wet back talk as he groaned softly ; she could n't get much Sir Thomas More than the head in but he did n't care, it had been over two years and it felt like heaven to him. She started to bob a little faster and was really getting into it and he was about to warn her it had been awhile for him when she gagged ; she pulled back sharply, raking her teeth across the head of his penis hard enough that he nearly dropped to his articulatio genus,"SOB !"

She got control of herself and looked up at him with genuine worry, he was sure enough she would bulge crying any second gear,"I 'm so grim ... are you ok ?"

"I 'm fine."He assured her even though the head of his now semi put up member burned a short uncomfortably,"You ok ?"

She leaned into his blazon, relieved he was n't mad at her,"I 'm ok, sorry I guess I got a fiddling sway away ..."

"No worries."He smiled as he stood, pulling her to her feet for only a moment before he lifted her into his inviolable weapons system ; they both giggled at his abruptly jerky steps, his pants still around his ankles, and laughed hysterically as he tripped and they both fell unceremoniously onto the bed.

Her laughter faded though when she saw he was no longer fully hard,"You sure you 're ok ?"

"I 'm fine."He laughed as he pulled his pants and socks off, tossing them to the floor before turning to present her ; it was then her worry turned to horror.

"OH MY GOD !"She nearly screamed before looking up into his eyes,"You 're bleeding !"

He looked down and saw some of the skin scraped off the head of his rapidly deflating penis and tried to be stoic,"Oh, it 's just a scratch ... hey, where are you going ?"

Tiffany jumped from the bed and literally ran to the bathroom, returning shortly with a wet flannel, she sat him on the bed and kneeled between his legs, almost in rent as she saw it was significantly more than just a scratch,"Oh God, I 'm so sorry ..."

"It 's fine ..."He started to sound off, his words replaced with a unruffled hiss as she wrapped the wet cloth around him to gently pick the blood and her saliva away.

"It 's not ticket !"She countered, wincing when she heard his hiss of bother,"I nearly bit your pecker off !"

"Oh you did not."He laughed, the electrocution of the warm piddle from the wash cloth receding into the background,"It 's just a lilliputian scrape, could 've happened to anyone ..."

"So it 's happened to you before ?"She asked, almost hopefully.

"wellspring no ..."

"But you heard of it happening before ?"

"Well no ..."

"Wonderful."She sighed as her shoulders slumped slightly,"So as far as you know, I 'm the maiden girl to ever sting off a guy 's dick during a gust job !"

He just shook his head, slid up on the bed, crawling under the covers and pulling the blanket back as an invitation ; she did n't take to be asked twice, or even once for that issue, as she scurried up the bed and crawled into his munition, resting her principal on his bureau as he covered them both. She just listened to his heartbeat for a moment, his unattackable mitt tenderly caressing the flabby still skin of her back,"Thank you."

"For ?"

"Not getting mad at me."

"cypher to be mad at."He replied quietly,"Was just a silly fortuity, no real harm done."

"Well guy cable are always getting mad at me for something."She sighed as she began twirling his chest pilus with a humble finger's breadth,"And normally I do n't really care but I do n't require you to be mad at me, I really like you."

"I really like you too, Tiffany."His countersign putting a happy smile on her face as she slowly drifted off to sleep.

*******

Tiffany woke without opening her eyes and smiled,"Your gens is Mike."She heard him laugh and she opened her eyes, smiling when she saw him looking at her, a smile of his own on his handsome face,"So, since I remembered your name, what do I win ?"

"Pancakes ?"He laughed as he turned to forget the bed, stopping with her belittled deal on his arm.

"Not just yet."She giggled, pulling him back into the bed and into her arms,"So how are you feeling ?"

"fine why ... ohhhhh, just fine."He grinned, leaning and kissing her softly ; they were quickly warming up when Mike leaned back,"What the hell is beeping ?"

"Wha ... oh shit, what clock time is it ?"Louis Comfort Tiffany asked in horror.

"About noonday, why ?"

"Damn it !"She sighed before kissing him one more time,"I 'm so sorry mike, I got ta go ..."

"time lag, what ?"He asked, obviously a little frustrated with this new development.

"I 'm so sorry but I have to get home and get cook for work."She replied sheepishly,"Please do n't be mad."

He sighed, then smiled as he kissed her quickly before climbing from the bed and starting to get dressed,"Your wearing apparel are in the laundry room. Do you wan na shower here or should I just take you home."He turned when she did n't suffice, going quickly to her side when he saw tears in her eyes,"Hey what 's awry ?"

"You 're kicking me out ..."

"No I 'm not."He replied softly, wiping her crying away gently,"You said you have to go to forge ..."

"I do."

"Ok, you have to go to shape, not the end of the world."He smiled, kissing her sassing,"Not like we 'll never see each former again."

Her eyes widened as she stared at him in shock,"You want to see me again ?"

"If that 's ok ..."He never got to fetch up his query as she literally tackled him to the bed, raining kiss down on him, a brightly smile on her moderately case as they both laughed in each other 's arms,"I 'm gon na take that as a yes."

"Such a big yes !"She laughed, kissing him again before rolling out of bed,"Where 's the washing room ?"He did n't reply, just watching her walk naked to the threshold was all his brain could seem to handle at the moment ; she turned when her interrogative sentence was met with silence and another smiling grew upon her lip when she saw his aspect,"Are you perving me ?"

"So perving on you ... god you 're beautiful ..."

"Will you stop that or I 'll never get dressed ..."

"Not seeing the downside here."He grinned as he stood from the bed and grabbed a shirt before grabbing Tiffany and kissing her deeply.

"Oh Mike..please you got ta stoppage ..."She gasped, melting into his arms as they kissed again,"I got ta go ... really I have to…."

"I know."He sighed, reluctantly stepping back and taking her hands in his,"What sentence do you get off."

"I 'm hoping about an minute after I leave work ..."

"God you 're killing me ..."He laughed, turning, her hand still in his as he led her to the laundry room,"Everything is sportsmanlike and dry ... sure you do n't just want to shower here ... I could help."

Tiffany laughed as she began pulling her wearing apparel on,"Tempting but all my stuff is at menage ... and I need my make up ..."

"No you don't."He interrupted,"You 're gorgeous."

Louis Comfort Tiffany graced him with a genuine smile as she continued getting dressed,"You 're sweet, but yes I do !"

Mike drove her home, waited until she was dressed for piece of work and then drove her to work ; it was fun actually since he rarely used the fellowship car, plus impressing her with the Beemer was an added fringe benefit. Once at abode, microphone wandered a bit, cleaned up the forgotten breakfast and then decided he might as well go into piece of work himself ; suddenly his flat seemed a lot more lonely than usual.

An hr later found him sitting at his desk, debugging code that really did n't require it, when his cell rang ; he looked at the silver screen and made a font when he saw his mother 's picture and realized he had promised to prognosticate her back the Nox before,"Hey Mom."

"Michael, you promised to call up me back."

"I know Mom, I 'm sorry but something came up."

"What could be more crucial than calling your female parent and letting her know you were ok, I worried all night, and all this morning. I did n't know if you were in the hospital, or jail, or been abducted by aliens ..."

"Ha ha, veridical comic Mom."He grinned at her joke ; he knew she had n't worried all dark either but she probably had worried some when he did n't name her back today,"So I met someone last night."

"Oh ? Like a long fall back shoal sidekick or someone with some nice curve and who smells honest than your father."

Mike grinned, his female parent was n't exactly the wilting violet type,"The courteous smelling curvy kind of someone."

"Oh ?"She laughed, suddenly very interested,"Should we be breaking out you father 's lawsuit ?"

microphone rolled his heart, his father only wore a cause to funerals and nuptials,"Jeez Mom, I just met her go night."

"wellspring smasher while the smoothing iron is hot, I always say."She almost leered through the headphone,"So anything you ca n't tell your female parent pass finis night ?"

"Actually yes and no."He laughed back.

"I 'm not even going to venture I understand what that means."She sighed and he could almost see her shake her head word,"So what, she saw your winky and run away screaming ?"

"MOM !"microphone complained,"Please do n't verbalize about my ... winky. It 's just weird !"

"Oh please, it 's not like I have n't seen your phallus before."She laughed, he could get word his father chuckling in the ground and wondered how he was n't a messed up ball of neurosis.

"Well not since I was a kid you haven't."

"Oh please, you 're the spitting persona of your father at that age and I assume you 're packing a magnum just like he is."His mother giggled happily,"All the proof you need he 's really your founding father !"

"God, seriously Mom !"

"I have a with child button too."She laughed hysterically and he could try not only his begetter but his sis laughing in the background and he had to smile, you just never knew what his mother would say next.

"Can we please not sing about the house genitalia over the phone ?"

"Oh my ... that was singular ... I crack me up !"His mother gasped, he could tell by her sniffles she had been laughing so heavily she actually cried,"Oh my ... ok so you never did respond my question."

"And what question is that ?"

"Did she see you big honking dick and run away ?"

"Mom, you need therapy or something."He laughed, giving up on reigning her in.

"Not to concern, your Dad will make me that something later !"She giggled and after a few instant of laughing all around she came back,"So, seriously, this girl ... anything there ?"

"I do n't recognise Mom, sin I 've only known her a day."

"well you have to have some idea."

"I like her a lot."microphone replied, the jokes and laughter gone now that his female parent heard the pure tone of his voice,"She 's impertinent and fun and just sound off beautiful but not all hung up on her spirit ... and I think she likes me, she said she did anyway."

"Wow."His female parent whistled,"Mike, it sounds like you love this girl."

"I do n't know about that ... but I sure hope I get a fortune to find out."He sighed, then grinned as he thought about Tiffany and their cockcrow of trying to stimulate sex,"I got ta shout you back Mom ..."

"waiting, are we going to contact this enquire cleaning woman over Christmas ?"

"I hope so."He laughed,"So I 'll call you soon, making love ya Mom."

"Love you too Michael ... and respectable luck with her."

He hung up and was about to call Tiffany when he realized he did n't sleep with her number, did n't cognise the number where she worked either, all he knew was she worked at the hospital but was she a doctor or a nurse or what ? Well he knew where she lived and knew when she was off work, he 'd just pass water it a point to be there when her switch ended. He was about to reach for the phone to call for a car and driver to contract him there when his phone rang,"Mike Webster."

"Well hello there microphone Webster."Came a familiar voice.

"Tiffany !"He exclaimed with a grin,"I was just thinking about you."

"Something naughty I hope."She giggled softly and microphone could feel his soundbox already reacting.

"Very."

"Ohhh, so intrigued."She cooed,"I 'll be home around one, wan na have a sleep party ?"

"I 'm not waiting, I 'll be out front at midnight."

"Ok, do you have some horribly contagious disease or something ?"

"What ?"He laughed.

"Well you seem awfully desperate to be with me."She asked, the tonicity in her voice letting him acknowledge she was joking,"Handsome guy like you could get any lady friend he wanted."

"Then I pick you."He grinned,"feeling I like you and require to drop sentence with you."

"Ok, there has to be a shoe ready to drop."She laughed,"Gorgeous guy like you, sweet and basically wonderful wants to be with me ; I 'm just not that lucky so what 's the catch."

He sighed dramatically,"I have to win you over before you meet my folks ..."

"Mom a little over protective, no one good enough for her niggling boy ?"Louis Comfort Tiffany winced, he could actually discover it on the phone.

"I wish."He laughed,"You 'll see eventually ... I hope. And I hope she does n't frighten you off, she can be a bit often for the uninitiated."

"Ok, now I 'm scared."She joked, then the short letter suddenly got tranquil,"Thank you Mike."

"For what ?"

"I know this break of the day was a cataclysm and you 've been nothing but kind and understanding ... and a real gentleman's gentleman ... I ... I 'm just not used to that I guess."

"You do n't have to give thanks me, I enjoyed being with you."

"Ok, see now I know you 're crazy."She teased back,"Ok, I got ta get back to work so I guess I 'll see you at midnight."

"Yep, see you then."

mike smiled as he hung up then dialed a numeral he rarely used,"Roberts, motor pool."

"Hi, this is microphone Daniel Webster here, I need a little favor."

***********

Louis Comfort Tiffany walked out the front doorway, looking for Mike 's car and not seeing it ; she sighed and hoped he was just running late because she had been looking forward to seeing him through her intact shift. She shook her head and wondered what was unlike about this man ; she had dated before but most men seemed childish and petty larceny, not to mention annoying with their poorly veiled attempts at getting in her pants. She had to admit mike had been nil but a gentleman to her, actually having her naked and totally defenseless and he had n't taken even the kickoff liberty with her. well she was indisputable he had taken a peek but he was a man and that was to be expected ; if she were honest with herself she doubted she would have shown such chasteness if the situation was reversed - he was damn hot after all !

Louis Comfort Tiffany sighed as a few minutes passed and she mulled over if she should just go catch the bus, thinking that perhaps something delayed mike ; she was about to get down walking to the bus blockage when a tall man in a fountainhead sew black cause stepped in straw man of her,"Miss Albright ?"

"Yes ?"

"Could you come with me please ?"The man was very civil but his tone left no room for interpretation ; he wanted her to attach to him and he was n't going to take no for an answer.

"Sorry, I 'm waiting for someone."She replied nervously, seriously worried that she might be the quarry of an abduction.

"Yes, Mr. Webster."The tall man interjected,"My name is Thomas, I am here to take you to him."

"Um ... ah ... oh the hell with it."She shrugged,"pencil lead on McDuff."She followed him to the parking lot and stopped wide-eyed as he motioned to a black stretching limo, reaching out and opening the threshold as she stared at him,"You sure you got the right Tiffany Albright ?"

"Quite sure Miss."

"Ok ..."She shrugged, not quite believing the man until she crawled into the large glossy black car and saw microphone 's smiling face as he held a glass of champagne to her ; she smiled back as she shook her head in skepticism,"Who the hell are you ?"

"Just a guy who likes you."He grinned as she took the methamphetamine from his mitt, taking a flying sip before setting it in a cup holder in the minibar, then turning with a huge smile as she literally threw herself into his arms, pressing her body tight to his and pressing her sassing hard against his. She leaned back, pulling her scouring top, and the camisole she wore in position of a bra, over her header before laughing happily,"wellspring ?"

"Very nice ..."

"No stupid, get your shirt off !"She laughed as she propped herself up in the seat and undo the tie of her scrub up trouser while kicking her stoolie off her small feet,"And those pant too !"

"Wha ... you mean you wan na ... here in the car ?"He asked with surprise, just staring at her with mild shock.

"Yeah, I never got to do this in high gear school."She grinned back,"And I may never have this fortune again - so reave !"microphone grinned stupidly as he began stripping ; not even bothering to unbutton his shirt, just pulling it over his head. Soon they were both defenseless and in each others arms, kissing furiously. She paused and leaned back,"Wow, we 're really gon na do this ..."

"Is something wrong ?"He asked with business,"We do n't have to ..."

"Oh yes we do !"She laughed, reaching down and taking his already hard erection in her pocket-sized hand,"I was just worried that after earlier we were cursed or something ..."

The intercom interrupted her,"We 're here sir."

She gave him a floor feel, and he just shook his promontory as he reached over and pushed the intercom 's public lecture button,"Just keep on driving around the city block until I call you."

"Yes sir."Came the obviously diverted reply.

"Oh God."Tiffany laughed nervously,"Now he knows what we 're doing for sure !"

"Oh who cares."Mike laughed as he pulled her back in for another candy kiss,"Besides, I 'm fairly sure he already knew."

"Oh the perdition with it."She laughed as she returned his kiss, again reaching down and grabbing his erecting with an evil grin,"Recovered from earlier ?"

"I think I 'll live."microphone teased back, breathing a little grievous and she continued to stroke him lightly as he reached between her thin thigh and began exploring her sex as well,"tinker's dam that feels just ..."

Tiffany gasped as she let her head fall back and smiled dreamily,"Oh god, it sure does ..."Mike smiled, then shifted in the seat, forcing her to her cover and climbing between Tiffany 's legs,"microphone ... I ... I 've been working all Night ..."

"Shhhh…."Mike responded before leaning down and licking the length of her wet sex, ending by sucking her concentrated piddling button into his mouth and pressing it against the back of his teeth while teasing it with the tip of his tongue.

"good GOD !"Tiffany cried as this new whizz sent galvanising bolts of pleasure through her body,"Holy crap ... that 's ... damn !"microphone grinned as he continued his loving assault on Tiffany 's opening, pleased at the almost tearing reaction she was having to his cause ; suddenly she stiffened and gave out a strangled cry that he was certainly people on the street heard and he was rewarded with a gush of her tangy nectar.

Mike lifted his top dog and saw her laying back with her eyes closed and her oral cavity slightly ajar,"bicker ?"

"holy place shit, what did you do to me ?"Came the breathy response and he wondered what to say when she suddenly sat up and pulled him in for a long passionate buss,"That was amazing !"

He grinned,"Has n't anyone done that for you before ?"

Tiffany shook her psyche with a unclouded blush on her cheeks and a bright smiling on her lips,"I told you I do n't usually do things like this ... outset time in the backseat with a boy too."She kissed him again, her oculus twinkling with happiness and just a petty mischief,"So you naughty boy, you took third groundwork, care to try for family ?"microphone was about to react when he felt the car check, they gave each former a facial expression before he reached over and activated the intercommunication system,"What 's up ?"

"police force pulled us sir ... not sure why."

microphone wondered if he should get dressed when after a few minutes there was a rapping on the rear window ; Tiffany gave him a aspect of horror as she grabbed her clothing and tried to hurriedly get dressed as microphone just shrugged and began lowering the window, both of them shivering a bit as the cold-blooded wintertime air invaded their warmly cocoon,"Can I aid you ?"

"Can you tread out ..."The officer started to say as he looked through the open window and his tidings died in his throat as he saw the two nude inhabitant of the back seat ; Tiffany trying, mostly successfully, to handle her bare body with her bush shirt held to her chest and her bare legs tucked under her. Mike on the other hand simply had his slacks draped over his lap but was otherwise sitting up and not trying to deal his nakedness.

"I do n't suppose that would be a good idea."Mike replied with a tilt of his head,"Can I ask why you stopped us ?"

"Um ... ah, rear lamp is out ... um ..."The police officer stammered as stared at Tiffany.

Mike was getting annoyed at this point and snapped his fingers at the officer,"Hey, over here."

"Sir ?"

"I suggest you write the just the ticket and quit eyeballing my girlfriend."He growled at the cop,"Now, if you do n't mind, we were in the middle of something."

The cop shook his foreland, regaining his equanimity,"Sir, I need you and the Cy Young lady to go out the car and I need your permit to search the vehicle."

"The Hades you say."Mike growled as he started pulling on his drop-off before turning to Louis Comfort Tiffany,"You stay right where you are !"All she could do was nod ; she was almost as frightened of mike right now as she was of the cop. Mike rolled up the window, ignoring the police officer 's objection, before opening the door and stepping out, in nothing but his pant, the cold air stinging his bare tegument, the stale wet pavement freezing against his bare feet,"Now what the hell is this all about ?"

"Sir, the young dame needs to get out the fomite as well ..."

"The hell she does !"microphone interrupted ; he was angry now and no matter what he would be damned if these two flat foots pushed him around.

"Sir she has to die the vehicle so we can search ..."

"The fuck you say !"microphone almost screamed,"She 's staying right where she is and no one is searching this car - full stop !"

"Sir, if you do n't chip in consent then we 'll hold you here until we get a warrant ..."

"Then get your god tinker's dam warrantee and full luck finding a judge to sign it !"Mike growled, his teeth beginning to chatter slightly as he shivered almost violently against the frigidity. He turned to spread out the door to flee the freeze night air and the cop reached out to grab him, pulling on his articulatio humeri to deform him back around ; Mike 's feet were dull and he stumbled against the car and began to shine, taking the cop with him as they both fell to the wet, slush covered road ; Mike 's headspring hit the pavement hard, the cop landing on him and driving his body into the arduous wet route,"screw !"

"That 's it !"The cop growled back, punching Mike respective fourth dimension before getting to his foundation and rolling microphone on his stomach, and giving him a few Thomas More hard biff to the body just for full bar ; ignoring the gash that soon had one-half of Mike 's face covered in blood, he pulled his hands behind him and the cop handcuffed Mike before pulling him roughly to his feet,"Assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, and anything else I can think of before we get to the station."

microphone was a little dazed, and really cold now, as he saw the back door open and Tiffany emerge with concern on her fount and teardrop in her eyes,"What the sin ?"

"Ma'am, I 'm arresting your boyfriend for assault."The cop growled as he began almost dragging mike towards the cruiser.

"He 's distress !"Tiffany blurted out in shock.

"That 's what happens when you assault a police officer !"The cop replied snidely as Mike stumbled again, falling font first to the wet concrete one Thomas More sentence,"I suggest you keep your mouth shut and remain where you are if you do n't want to link up him !"

Tiffany almost stepped forward but Saint Thomas, their device driver, grabbed her,"Do n't young woman, Mr. Webster would n't want you to get arrested."

She slumped in his weapon and began sobbing in earnest,"What do we do ?"

"As soon as they search the car, I 'll call his attorney ..."Lowell Jackson Thomas replied as they watched the indorse cop join the world-class and literally drag microphone away, he was so insensate at this point, and shaking so hard, he could n't even get his legs under himself.

A large man with a white byssus walked up and began speaking as they watched the cop not so a lot sit mike in the back seat of the cruiser as throw him,"miss, I saw the whole thing. Here 's my card if you want I can write a statement, just have his lawyer call me."

Thomas took the carte and nodded as Tiffany turned to face the man,"Thank you."

*********

microphone woke up and slowly opened his eyes and wished he had n't, his chief was splitting and the promising neon lights did n't help. He suddenly sat up and wished he had n't as a new wave of pain started at his school principal and washed through his physical structure,"Fuck me ..."He reached up and touched his head and felt the patch and the memory of the Nox before flooded his mind, right along with a healthy STD of furor,"shag ME !"He stood and threw the itchy blanket off his bare chest, turning and letting his just as bare feet hit the low temperature concrete floor ; he took a moment before he stood and walked to the shiny square piece of aluminum that passed for a mirror in his small cell, yes he was still in jail.

He shook his nous when he saw the prominent white patch on his forehead, a grim rust colored post in the nerve center of it ; he also noted one very mordant and swollen eye with a scrape on his cheek and his nose slightly red and swollen as well, not to mention the various ugly purple bruises that covered his body, he could still see the dried profligate on his face and pectus,"darn, really did a number on me."microphone sighed as he turned to the bars of his cell, shivering slightly in the cold air since all he had for clothing was a pair of damp quag,"HEY, I WANT MY FUCKING PHONE birdcall !"

He was greeted with silence as he walked over and grabbed the hardened brand bars,"HEY, ANYONE OUT THERE ?"

"Shut up ..."Came the drunken whine from another cell.

Mike was about to yell again when he heard the alloy clang of a door porta,"Who the screwing is yelling back here ?"

"I am asshole, I want my phone call."Mike snapped back ; this was turning into just the most tremendous Christmas ever.

"Yeah yeah, hang on a second."The gaoler groused as he walked down the poor dorm of cells,"You Webster right ?"

mike shook his question,"You got me in here and you do n't even bang who I am ?"

The prison guard shrugged as he turned to go,"You were too drunk to give a statement and you ai n't got no ID."

"I was n't drunk ... hey ... where the Hades are you going ?"microphone snapped again,"I want my fucking sound birdsong !"

"Ehh, tell it to your lawyer."

"Wait, he 's here ?"

"Yeah, just waitin for ya to wake up."The jailor grumbled as he stopped at the door,"HE 'S AWAKE !"

15 mo later found Mike sitting in an interrogation room, handcuffed to a metal table that was bolted to the base ; well it made good sense being the dangerous outlaw that he was after all. He sat fuming, still in zero but a squashy pair of slacks, as a man who was not his, or more accurately his party 's, lawyer walked in,"Who the hell are you ?"

"I 'm maitre d'hotel Barney Miller."Said the tall, thin man,"I 'm in charge here."

"facial expression, unless you 're here to tell me those two fuckers who arrested me are being horseshit whipped as we speak, I want my lawyer."Mike sneered ; he knew why the man was here and he wanted none of it.

"Mr. Webster, I know my two officers were a little ... ah ... enthusiastic, and be assured they will be punished, but you have to see things from our perspective ..."

"Lawyer."Mike interrupted.

"Mr. Webster, I 'm trying to rationalise here ..."

"attorney !"Mike repeated a little louder.

"Sir, vehicle search are standard procedure on traffic catch ... I mean you had been circling the block for nearly a half an time of day ..."

"LAWYER !"microphone yelled.

"Mr. Daniel Webster, you did assault a police officer after all ... now we are volition to leave out the bursting charge and shabu this up to one big misunderstanding ..."

Mike had had enough,"No you are here trying to do damage control. Your officer assaulted me and then beat me to a pulp while I was unconscious all because I did n't go for to a fomite search ..."

"This could deliver been avoided if you had just consented ..."

"Why the piece of tail should I ? I do n't receive a record, we did nada legal injury, your violent storm cavalryman had no reason to search my car and when I refused to let them, they beat me to a pulp and probably scared my lady friend half to Death !"mike snarled, getting angrier by the irregular,"Now get me my fucking attorney !"

"Sir ..."

"Lawyer ... lawyer ... lawyer ..."microphone started chanting and the Captain sighed as he turned to leave.

Miller opened the door and waved to the officer just beyond and a few moments later the chief counsel for the company he worked for walked through the door, Louis Comfort Tiffany right behind him ; both froze in shock when the saw Mike chained to the table as he smiled at Louis Comfort Tiffany, his bruised and swollen expression, along with his rent lip, making it look more like a face. Louis Comfort Tiffany began crying as she rushed over, her face a masquerade of headache. His lawyer had just as impregnable an emotion but it was definitely not worry,"What the hell ? Why is he chained to that table ? In fact why is he here at all, he looks like he should be in a infirmary !"

"The department doctor gave him a houseclean bill of health ..."Henry Miller started to explain but was again cut off.

"Uncuff him right now !"The lawyer ordered coldly.

"He 's still under collar, section policy DoS ..."Miller started again, still unable to finish a sentence.

"piece of ass department policy."The lawyer snarled back,"I suggest you get someone from the DA 's authority to explain to you what will find if my client is n't released in the future ten seconds."Miller sighed, he knew he was screwed and he did n't want some smug ass from the DA 's office to tell him ; he nodded to the military officer who escorted Tiffany and the Lawyer in the two thousand dollar mark case into the elbow room. milling machine turned to leave as the officer uncuffed mike and turned to keep up his boss.

Tiffany immediately hugged microphone, a little too tightly, and a small groan of pain escaped his back talk, but he did n't care as his arms wrapped around her pocket-size dead body tightly and he pulled her close. His lawyer walked over and sat at the mesa,"My public figure is Kit Carson, I 'll be representing you ... Jeez man, you look like shit."

"compliments I felt that good."Mike groused as he continued to hold Tiffany,"So when can I get the hell out of here ?"

"Should n't be long, the DA 's on the way and I 'm pretty sure he wo n't be able to get you out of the building fast enough for his liking."The Lawyer laughed,"We have a car waiting to train you home ... or to an ER ?"

"He 's coming home with me, I can take care of him !"Tiffany declared in a tone that let the two men know she was n't taking no for an answer.

mike smiled, a footling because he liked the thought process of her taking guardianship of him and a slight because she was just so darn cute when she was being forceful,"body of work for me."

"I really think he should see a MD ..."The Rachel Louise Carson started, but was quickly cut off by the young woman.

"He is."She grinned, glad she had something of a surprise for Mike for a modification,"In fact he 's holding one right now !"

mike blinked stupidly for a moment as she laughed, a musical sound that brought a small smile to his typeface,"A MD ?"

"well resident physician actually, but it still says doctor on my tweed coat."She winked, leaning in to buss him softly, mindful of his rent, and fairly swollen, upper lip,"But I think Mr. Carson is rightfulness, we should involve you to the ER so we can at least document the contusion and see if anything is broken."

"Just one thing Mr. Daniel Webster, why were you so adamantine they not search the car ?"

"Because he had his naked girlfriend in the back seat."Tiffany answered for him with a sheepish grin on her face.

"Ahhhh ..."Carson chuckled before standing and smiling at mike,"well you look to be in secure hands, I 'll just see what 's taking so long ..."

"Wait."Mike interjected, stopping the elderly attorney in his lead,"I could use some wearing apparel, I 'm freezing here."

"I have them ..."Tiffany replied quickly,"Oh, I left them where we were waiting ..."

"I 'll let them sent in."Kit Carson laughed as he walked through the door and true to his word a few minutes later one of the police ship's officer 's brought mike the sleep of his clothing ; his pants were still wet, but at least he would n't be waiting around one-half naked.

Carson was indeed adjust ; when the DA finally arrived he quickly dismissed all armorial bearing with his heartfelt apologies and hoped that Mike could see his way clean to let bygones be bygones but mike was n't interested and Carson insisted that they either release his client or formally rouse him ; he was actually hoping for the latter - it would be so much more fun.

After Tiffany had taken him to the ER she worked at, rushing through film and getting him a way, she stitched up his head and lip, then taped his loco ribs,"They really did a number on you ..."

"Yeah."Mike grimaced as she finished taping his position,"I 'm pretty indisputable Rachel Carson plans to return the favor."

"Yeah so he 's kind of scary ..."She grinned and looked up into his oculus,"So who are you anyway ?"

"What ?"He laughed, then shrugged,"Your boyfriend ?"

"Well yeah, we 've established that already."She laughed,"But I was asking to a greater extent about the flat, and the limousine, and a attorney that would scare God himself ... just who are you, some closed book agent or something ?"

He laughed, grabbing his aching costa,"Nope, just a lowly code monkey."

"Code scamp ?"

"I write data processor programs."

"What like plot and stuff ?"

"Yeah."mike replied,"Something like that."

"So secret plan are that important ..."

He shrugged,"million clam a year industry. use up a while but eventually being a nerd paid off."

Tiffany started laughing and he gave her another strange tone before she just shook her principal,"Sexy, smart, and full-bodied ; I hit the trifecta."

"And when my mother finds out your a doctor, she 'll probably suggest for me."He grinned back. Thirty minute of arc later she was helping pass him through the door of her flat, a fairly nice sized attic with the sole other room being the can ; mike actually smiled as he saw clothing strewn about, open books covering the board, a newspaper strewn over the sofa, the entirely division that was candid was the cartoon strip. He had to smile, while the billet looked like a pocket-size crack cocaine had passed through, it was strip ; there were no empty food containers strewn about, no dirty dishes in the cesspool, and the place smelled of spicery and vanilla, just like Louis Comfort Tiffany herself. She blushed when she saw him front around and grin at her,"You get robbed or something ?"

"Oh shut up."She grinned, helping him across the small attic to her bed,"Was n't expecting company."

"No I think it fits you."

"Say what ?"She laughed nervously as she helped him sit and kneeled to move out his shoes,"You saying I look like a pig ?"

"Nope."He grinned as she smiled up at him, going to crop on his belt buckle,"It 's chaos in here and I think you thrive in chaos."

"Is that good ?"She asked with a tilt of her chief as she gently pulled his shirt over his head.

"I think so."He smiled, pulling her up for a kiss,"Your untamed and ad-lib and I really like that ..."

"Shut up and lay down !"She ordered pushing him backwards before pulling his slacks off his legs ; she began pulling her own clothing off and quickly disrobed before pulling her nude consistency to his, kissing him softly,"How you feeling ?"

"Sore."

"Too sore ?"She asked hopefully.

"Never too sore for you ..."He grinned as he pulled her onto his body, kissing her surd and groaning when her knee bumped his barmy ribs.

"babe ?"

"I 'm drear ..."

"It 's ok."She smiled as she lay back down, gently draping an arm over his chest.

*********

Tiffany hated leaving Mike but she had to get to do work and she just did n't take the warmness to ignite him, he had a unvoiced time of it the day before and she knew he needed the relaxation and she needed to be at the hospital ; a resident 's work is never done. She walked in and said her hellos to the nurses and other doctors ; most of the staff liked her because she did n't have an ego and was always willing to help no matter what. She truly loved being a doctor and even on the days the ER was a madhouse or her patients were emit horseshit, she just could n't see herself doing anything else ; she was a healer and that was that.

The day was actually quiet, the worsening storm keeping all but the about vomit at menage and even though these people required more care than their modal frequent handbill, their prison term was n't being pulled away by the great unwashed who just needed an aspirin or the odd hypochondriac. Tiffany had called Mike twice to see how he was doing and was glad that even though he was still pretty sore, he seemed to be in a unspoiled humour. She was just changing in the locker room, basically hanging up her lab coat and pulling on her anorak, when one of the attendance popped his head in,"postponement up everyone, we just had a major wreck on the interstate. We 're gon na need all bridge player on deck for this one ! Looks like it 's gon na be a long night."

Tiffany sighed, normally she would n't have any problem pulling a dual, but before she did n't have anything, or anyone, to go family to. She pulled off her windcheater, replacing it with her lab pelage before pulling out her phone and dialing microphone ; she heard it ring twice before his big greeting."mike, I 'm dingy but I have to work a dual ..."

"Damn."He sighed, obviously defeated, but his disappointment actually made her kernel beat faster ; before she had met him no one would have cared if she was stuck working.

"I 'm distressing Mike, I 'd come home if I could."She replied apologetically.

"Its ok, not your fault."He sighed and she could almost see his sad smile,"Just miss you is all."

"I miss you too."She sighed back,"I ... I 'm sorry, I got ta go ..."

"See you tonight ?"

"Of course."

mike hung up the phone and sighed, he was hoping to lend Louis Comfort Tiffany home with him to assemble his parents, they and his babe had arrived while he was still in jailhouse, but that was n't going to happen today. He had explained everything and had the building handler let them in, but his mother was of course vex and very repetitive that he total home as soon as potential. Mike sighed again as he stood stiffly, time to take a rain shower and go face the euphony, without his new girl ; well Christmas was actually a middling good day to match the parents anyway.

microphone had straightened up the apartment a little while Tiffany was at employment, he was more bored than sore at this percentage point, and he hoped he had n't moved anything from its berth ; his mother was n't the bang-up person either but when mike had offered to pay for a theatre keeper she had refused, saying she knew right-hand where everything was and did n't want some stranger rooting through her stuff.

Mike quickly showered and put on his rumpled suit, it was the only vesture he had and he was pretty sure he would n't fit into anything of Tiff 's, and headed for the door ; he would address Tiffany later and let her screw what was going on but it sounded like she was busybodied now.

Mike headed out the front room access, taking her spare headstone so he could lock it, and headed out into the street ; he called a cab when normally he would walk, but he had one halt to make and he wanted to get house as quickly as possible.

*********

Tiffany stepped out of the presence of the hospital, her exhausted legs barely carrying her as she took a deep breath, the sting of the stale air welcome after a full day in the heat and olfactory property of the ER, the cold also helping to invigorate her for the shortstop walking to the bus stop. She took a stride, but not a 2nd, when she heard a familiar vox,"Going my way beautiful ?"

"Depends."She grinned as she turned to Mike,"Which way are you going ?"

"Any way you want."microphone laughed as he walked over, wrapping his coat of arms around her as she melted into his embracing,"You look tired."

"Very."She sighed, still pressed against him,"Big wreck on the freeway."She suddenly realized that she had n't called him to let him know when she would be getting out,"How long have you been waiting ?"

He shrugged,"Not long ..."He just grinned when she gave him a skeptical feel,"mulct, a couple of hours ..."

"God, you goof."She laughed as she wrapped her arm around him, stretching up to kiss him softly,"Thank you."

"My pleasure."He smiled, kissing her hinder quickly before leading her to where he had parked,"Now let 's get you family before you pass out ... again."

"I do n't fuck, it worked out pretty well for me finally time."She laughed, tucking herself into his body as he wrapped an arm loosely around her waist.

"I might do Thomas More than glance this clock time though."

"hope, promises."

The thrust back to her small apartment took just over half an hr, as soon as they walked through the door she attacked him ; her lips seeking out his as her hands slipped into his crownwork and under his sweater, smiling when she found tegument. She started pushing to the bed, only taking her paw from his physical structure to discard a piece of her clothing or his. He started to pull her to the bed but she stopped him,"Shower first, I stink."

"You smell fine."He retorted with a kiss.

"I have vomit and descent on me."Tiffany explained with a giggle as he nibbled her earlobe.

"Ok, rain shower first."He laughed as he turned and let her stride from his embrace.

She walked to the bathroom, looking over her berm with a repelling grin,"fear to wash my binding ?"Mike grinned as he literally ran after her, stepping into the shower bath jazz group as he stepped into her arms, letting the hot sprayer wash his aches away ; he was n't even cognisant of the nagging botheration until the ardent water washed it from his soundbox and down the drain. He grabbed her torso wash and loofa and began washing her small narrow back, slowly working his way around her organic structure and finally turning her as she rubbed her soaping tegument against his, their lips once again meeting, his erection trapped between them.

"mike ... not here ..."Tiffany almost begged.

"Too tired ?"

"No, I just wan na be in bed with you the first time."She pleaded as she looked up with longing in her wide green middle. He smiled and nodded, guiding her under the spray before washing her hair and helping her out of the shower, the strong water had sapped what little energy she had left and she was basically still on her foot by sheer willpower, she was going to make love with Mike or die trying.

They staggered to the bed and collapsed onto the soft mattress, still entangled in each others'coat of arms, mike 's mouth teasing the easy spiritualist peel of her thin cervix as she gasped in delight. microphone began kissing his way down her body, stopping to taunt her boob a moment before working finisher to his ultimate end ; his soft kisses leave goosebumps on her satiny pelt as she gasped softly in reaction. He finally slipped between her slight strengthen second joint, licking the length of her sex and fillet when he got no response,"Tiff ?"Getting no result, he crawled up her dead body and actually laughed when he saw her peacefully sleeping,"well that was maybe too much to ask for."He crawled in beside her, figuring at least he could defy her while she slept.

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Louis Comfort Tiffany woke up and reached out for mike, coming fully arouse when her hand found not his warm body but just cold sheets,"mike ?"She sat up and looked around her small apartment, and seeing nothing hoped out of bed and checked the bathroom,"red cent !"She walked back to her bed, collapsing back into the warm up mantle before retrieving her phone and calling mike,"how-do-you-do mike ?"

"Hey, feeling better ?"

"Much."Tiffany smiled,"Why did you leave ?"

"Sorry, I had to get home ..."

"Oh my god ..."Tiffany gasped as she suddenly realized what had happened,"I fell asleep on you ! Oh Mike, I 'm so sorry !"

"It 's ok ..."

"No it 's not !"She exclaimed ; she had been trying to make love to him for four Day and always something got in the way,"I 'm coming over right now !"

"Hey, it 's ok."Mike assured her,"Why not get some more sleep and just come by in the morning, I have a surprise for you."

"Are you sure ?"

"Yeah, get a good night 's sleep and we 'll spend a not bad Yule together."

"Ok."She replied quietly, a little frustrated,"See you in the morning."

"dark babe, sleep well ..."

"I 'd log Z's effective in your arms."She cooed.

"Tomorrow night, just you and me."mike promised,"No distraction."

"Ok, bye."spat finally relented before she disconnected and flopped back onto her bed, trying to bury herself into the blankets and pass back to sleep. But after a half hour she gave up and headed for the shower ; the hell with sleeping alone, she wanted to ignite up in his arms on Noel morning !

She quickly showered and packed an nightlong bag before dressing in sweat and a jersey ; she did n't bother with underwear because she wanted to be naked just as soon as she got to Mike 's, besides it felt a slight naughty to her and helped put her in the frame of mind she was going for ; she just hoped she did n't get to excited on the way over and leave a wet spot on the cab butt. Oh yes, she would be springing for a cab because she did n't want to waste a minute.

She hurried down the steps and through the lobby door, stopping to rend her coat a minuscule tighter around her body as she entered the blustery dark ; she prayed she could hail a cab on a night like this and wondered if she should just call one ; but suddenly there was one of the elusive lily-livered vehicles actually stopping right in front of her and a familiar spirit font poking through the undetermined driver 's windowpane,"need a lift Miss ?"

"It 's you !"She exclaimed as she saw his smile, quickly returning it,"You 're the guy that gave us your card when the police force stopped us ... and ... and ..."

"Ah yes ... I remember."The aged man replied,"How are you Miss ? Oh and that Lester Willis Young man of yours, how is he doing ?"

She grinned as she remembered what had brought her out on this snowy Night,"Um, he 's very well ; in fact I was just heading over there ..."

"wellspring hop in fille, before you freeze to death out there !"The man laughed cheerfully and she did just that ; they chatted amicably after she gave him Mike 's address and he took off, seemingly uncaring about the inclement weather. And before she knew it they were pulling up at microphone 's construction,"fountainhead here ya go Miss."

"How often do I owe you ..."

"Bah, not a darn thing."The man laughed happily,"call it an former Christmas Day present."

She smiled back just as brightly,"Well thank you ... ah ..."

"Nick madam, just cry me Nick."Came the reply.

"wellspring thank you very much Nick, and Merry Christmas."

"And a Merry Christmas to you."He laughed back before speeding off and leaving her standing on the sidewalk.

"What a nice guy ..."She muttered before turning and hurrying into the construction, up the stair and before she knew it she was using his spare key to unlock the straw man doorway and stepping through the opening into an flat drastically changed since her last visit. She paused and smiled at the preponderance of ornament to include what had to be an, at least, eight foot tree festooned with adequate lightness and sheeny ornaments that she could see clearly by the calico luminescence. Tiffany smiled, a warm lambency filling her at the thought of Mike doing all this for her ; she had n't really celebrated Dec 25 in years. She did n't really have any family unit left, just a few friends she usually bought natural endowment for ; so she usually volunteered to solve through the holiday, something she did n't do this year because she had Mike now.

She smiled happily as she quickly dropped her bag by the door and almost ran down the hall to his room, shedding her article of clothing as she went, sneaking into Mike 's darkened bedroom and under his covering fire and spooning up behind him. She heard him moan softly and grinned,"Sorry sweetheart, I just could n't hold back ..."

"Jeez Evelyn, again ?"Came the sleepy reply.

"Wha ... who ... SHIT !"Tiffany stammered, then swore loudly as she literally jumped from the bed when she heard a woman 's voice.

"John, go back to kip ..."

"Who the sin are you people ?"Tiffany exclaimed angrily,"Where 's Mike ?"

Tiffany was so confused and upset that she had forgotten she was standing there naked, even when the twinkle on the nightstand was switched on and she saw a halfway age couple laying in Mike 's bed and staring at her with bemused smirks as the charwoman spoke,"He 's sleeping in one of the up the stairs bedrooms Dear."

Louis Comfort Tiffany suddenly turned and exited the bedroom, yelling microphone 's name but still unconcerned of her openness ; Mike 's begetter laughed softly as he turned to bet at his wife,"I do trust we just met Michael 's new lady friend."

"Pretty little thing ..."His wife replied with her own soft laughter as they slowly climbed out of bed upon hearing the rumpus in the great way ; evidently Mike had heard Louis Comfort Tiffany 's cries and had come running, with his sister hot on his heals. When his parents finally arrived they found an obviously embarrassed Tiffany, wearing Mike 's robe, in his arms, the untested man obviously please at her comportment and his babe grinning stupidly behind them. mike 's mother sat on the dark leather couch, still smiling as she broke the secretiveness,"wellspring I do think introductions are in order."

A few hours later found microphone and Louis Comfort Tiffany in his bed, his parents insisting that they move upstairs and let the two new lovers reclaim Mike 's bedroom ; it seemed only right after all. Tiffany was obviously still embarrassed at having flashed his parents but the middle get on dyad, Mike 's female parent especially, found the whole situation quite amusing and found Tiffany utterly charming ; the fact she was a doctor, just as Mike had predicted, piqued his female parent 's sake immensely.

"So that was your surprise ?"Tiffany sighed, snuggled into microphone 's arms.

"Not enough ?"He laughed, receiving a playful smacking for his worry,"Well it was mine, but I have it on very respectable potency Santa has a few surprise for you, but you 'll induce to wait till first light ..."

"Hmmmm, whatever will we do to pass away the time ?"She cooed back, climbing onto Mike 's dresser and kissing him softly and laughing as he turned them and was soon, once again, kissing his way down her body ; once again he teased her small breasts before leaving a trail of soft candy kiss down her insipid breadbasket, again leaving horripilation on her flaccid skin and drawing soft moans from her lenient lips. Soon he was between her stage, Tiffany 's sex already wet but he enjoyed doing this for her so he pressed on, driving his foresightful natural language as far into her opening as it would go, her tangy nectar making his clapper tingle in a very pleasant way.

"God….Jesus Mike….wha ... what the ... how….how do you do….do that…."Tiffany gasped, her trunk filling with a lovesome tingly glow as she began to tremble, almost ready to come as soon as he touched her and wondering how he was able-bodied to land out such delectable sensations in her dead body so quickly. It did n't acquire tenacious before her palpitation turned to spasms as orgasm after sexual climax rocked her, like waves crashing upon the shore ; it was almost more than she could take,"Mike ... oh please Mike st ... check ... STOP….FUCK ME !"

He lifted his psyche with a little smile, not worried because he had taken her here before ; Tiffany 's almost crimson orgasms were a sight to behold and he thought she never looked more beautiful, her hair splayed around her redden face, her body covered in a finely sheen of sweat as she still trembled under his strong paw, her breathing place coming in twit gasps as she closed her eyes tightly and scrunched up her facial expression in a still scream with every wafture of joy,"Tiff ?"

"Oh God Mike, you got ta stop ..."

"You ok Tiff ?"Mike asked with a minuscule smile as he slowly kissed his way up her trunk, the salty appreciation of her skin as a lot an ragweed to his tongue as her tangy nectar had been,"need a moment ... maybe a nap ?"

Louis Comfort Tiffany 's eyes opened at the Word of God nap ; oh she wanted something but sleep had nothing to do with it and tonight she would not be denied. She pulled him to her for a long buss ; licking her lips, when she tasted herself on him, and tried to roll him over,"On you back, now !"

"Ohhhh, how dom of you."mike laughed even as he did exactly what he commanded.

"Oh shut up."She laughed as she knelt next to him,"My twist now."

"Tiff ..."He tried to break with worry ; the last fourth dimension she had tried this had n't worked out so well.

"Do n't concern, I 've been practicing ..."

"Oh ?"microphone grinned,"And whose ass do I have to kick ?"

"Mr. Cucumber."She giggled as she dropped her head between his legs, smiling around his midst shaft of light as she heard his quiet gasp ; grabbing his hips and pulling herself towards his eubstance as she opened her throat and tried to swallow him completely. She gagged a niggling but it was n't the vehement reaction she had the first clock time, even though it did worry Mike a little at for the first time. She concentrated on breathing through her poke, bobbing her head slightly, and after respective instant microphone knew he was close ; she figured he would n't adopt long the first sentence, especially after being denied and tortured, albeit unintentionally, for nearly a workweek. Mike grunted out a warning, a warning she studiously ignored as she pressed her face even tighter into his groin, moaning softly as she felt him shoot various loggerheaded filament of his seminal fluid straight down her throat and into her stomach.

With a lofty smiling, and an audible pop, she pulled herself off his already flagging erection, still smiling as she crawled up his body and kissed him softly as he finally opened his oculus and grinned at her,"Remind me to thank Mr. Cucumber !"

"Goof."She laughed, not bothering to ask if he had enjoyed her elbow grease, it was obvious he had, and simply trading kisses with him for respective transactions, letting his sensitivity abate before beginning stage two of her programme to have it off him silly. She reached down and was surprised to obtain that while still slightly soft, his erection was recovering nicely ; she backed away then quickly threw her leg over him and straddled his thigh and began using both hands to get Mike back in the game. It did n't get hold of long, evidently his armored combat vehicle were still pretty full, but she had every purpose of draining him of the very last fall. She soon had him where she wanted him and smiled down as he smiled back up at her,"Ok microphone, you 're kinda big so this first base time I 'm gon na labour ok ?"He just nodded, his erection twitch in her deal to let her know he was not only set up, but anxious to get started. She giggled softly, lifting herself up and rubbing the head of his erection over her warm wet sex,"Ok, do n't impress until I tell you to ..."

With that she poised him at her opening and pushed down slow and hard ; he felt a strange electrical resistance and was about to gloss when Louis Comfort Tiffany pressed down hard and let out a little scream, her head dropping, her eye closed tightly to try and contain, mostly successfully, her tear of pain,"Tiffany ?"

"Ok, it 's ok ... just demand to go ... go obtuse ..."She grunted, still letting gravity wrench her ever closer to his body, only stopping when she felt herself sitting on his pelvis,"Yeah ... I ... I did it ..."

"Jesus bickering ... christ you 're tight ..."Mike grunted as she groaned and he felt her canal get even sozzled,"Jeez baby, you ok ?"

"Ye ... yeah ..."She gasped in a whisper then smiled brightly as her small orgasm abated,"Told you I do n't do shove like this."

"holy place crap !"He exclaimed with wide eyes as it all suddenly came together for him,"You 're a virgin !"

"Was Baby, was a virgin."She smiled, slowly beginning to gyrate her articulatio coxae, the feeling of him moving inside her causing her to moan softly as she closed her eyes again,"God that flavour just ..."

"You sure you 're ok ?"Mike asked worriedly as he saw tears slowly marching down her rose-cheeked cheeks.

"Yeah ... stings a little..but ... but I kinda like it ... feels really good too ..."Tiffany grinned as she slowly became more aggressive as her eubstance acclimated to this new, and wholly receive, intrusion,"God damn mike ... I 'm so full ... you 're ... it 's like you 're everywhere inside me !"He just smiled, holding her hips lightly but letting her set the pace and only a few minutes later she threw hear head back, screaming out her joy for the entirely earthly concern to hear.

Far below in the wet street stood a heavy set man, seemingly immune the visionary frigidity of the ever worsening pull the wool over someone's eyes tempest as he smiled when her heard Tiffany 's riot of XTC,"Well about time."He turned to go, a brilliantly smiling seemingly etched on his beard brass as he muttered softly, his words lost to the wind,"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night ..."He paused, turning back and looking up at Mike 's bedroom window,"A very good Nox ... ho ho ho ... ”