ancient Roma, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at mate ?"Gospel According to Mark Antonius shouted above the clamour of a busy Rome morning.

"Off down the Colloseum Tone,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish mead and a new batch of Angle slaves."

"audio good, I'll tell Julie,"patsy Anthony replied.

"phone call me Julie again and your head teacher will join those of the Huns on the spikes above the urban center gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right stay fresh your crownwork on,"Mark Anthony replied,"Do you reckon they got any virgins Nozzer ?"

"Six weeks in a boat with a bunch of horny Oarsmen, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the Angles call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"Right,"soft touch Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a regular bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, great, great compexion, great in the sack but she bathes in domestic ass milk and mephitis like a blooming Equus asinus,"St. Mark Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his mate Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing mate ?"he called.

high above the floor of the Sistine chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold board having a kip and sleping off a weighty night on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"support the noise down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the blusher match, you want to use lead not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to take a hebdomad, two coat of briliant White they said."

"Mate, they are paying by the day and they like my graffito,"Mikey explained,"Money for old rope like."

"All right wing for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa beacon light ?"

"Every fucking body heard about Pisa beacon light, started keeling over so they put a tress in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"screwing you too."

The Colloseum was officious, every slit and his mate was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angles and Gauls was so pale they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arab had to be kept under cover or they blacked up, most was shackled together but some was in mortal wooden cages.

"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.

"From Lesbos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"cunt,"the feller answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice bird, say twenty one, blonde, big melons,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the fella queried.

"fifty, L five at a push,"Nozzer offered.

"fountainhead you can have her,"he pointed to a beautiful Angle holy man,"From Wessex, beautiful girl, fuck like an angel,"he taunted,"For one hr for fifty."

"I want's a planetary house slave,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking fifty, you wan na get veridical mate,"the blighter replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a crisp old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"Make up yer mind, tart or scrubber, cleaner."the chap sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a bally wife, don't go there mate they're difficulty,"the cuss advised before he saw some early mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some cleaning lady hollered, pointing at half a XII au naturel blokes tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like donkey,"she said.

"aspect like you been taking vantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half hour, come and see the show,"she offered.

"For roll in the hay sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Hellenic !"

"No ?"says the cleaning woman as she grabs the cheeseparing striver's cock and starts wanking it,"You indisputable ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a hard on ?"she asked,"You want me to wank your little tool instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a collapsible shelter magnetic pole was pushing it out,"Fuck !"he said out loud.

The woman suddenly left her slave and stuck her hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean pants but they was in the airstream so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"fin Sirstes to prepare you cum or I'll rip it out by the antecedent for free."

Nozzer liked it roughly,"Rip it out by the roots,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a guesswork,"fuck off degenerate !"she said abruptly.

"Me a piece of tail perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slaves in public ten metre a day !"

"20 on a good day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his head and went round of drinks to see the beast. Andreas the Panthera leo Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"Fucking Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his social lion feet,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was stupid but not stuid enough to get in a Lions cage to count at an septic foot at Lion's luncheon time, which was basically any time a lion wasn't actually a kip.

"tone bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"poor sodomist's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with Lycopersicon esculentum sauce cowering naked at the dorsum of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great service,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a perfectly cert but Gaul, I reckon old Leo will run a bloody leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to check out the Chariots for Sat raceway. His married person Benner was working on his two Equus caballus chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a vast mallet.

"nookie sake Benner you'll female chest it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking upkeep if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entry to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too much fucking information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked nights working out the futurity from the sensation, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the cap for a few minutes a duad of clock time a month and dream up some incumbrance of bolloks to tell the twats down the Senate. Writing it up was the worst, three scrolls all the same for unlike departments. Anyroad it beat king of beasts Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the Temple of Vesta to own a bit of backchat with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a hoo-hah. Some birdie was getting chucked out of a a position door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to stick his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"fuck off deviate,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody bitches have chucked me out, me dad will bear a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to drag a picture ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a tricksy wank and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the tabernacle, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"wellspring forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can sleep on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be chooser,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre belongings,"trail on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunk up with a slave and got tod to fuck off by devoid women but suddenly here was a bird what was up for it. He should have sensed a sand trap but his brainpower was definitely switched off and his orchis firmly in control.

"Failed monthly inspection, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for house slave to keep the house clean and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"strait like you need a married woman,"she suggested.

"rightfield, so where do I find a married woman ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stunned ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, feel I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"aspect"he said.

"Oh, lets get round out your topographic point and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the theme. Analise offered up a tacit prayer, Nozzer wasn't the estimable snatch but his bed beat sleeping on the sett of the Autostrada.

In just a few arcminute they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you like what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his cock spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the movement of his toga rise propelled by his knob end, she had serious question that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the border of the tabular array, spread her peg, closed her eyes and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her slit began to palpate moist. She kept her eyes tightly closed so she didn't have to look at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing pain wracked her mind as Nozzer brutally shoved his meat into her easy yielding twat,"Awww, that fucking hurt !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your sleep together dreams partner you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the annoyance was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to finger quite decent, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her center, to be honest Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so squeamish,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that love juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just shot me load deary,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"Till I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then secret plan on rhythm two."

"In your dream,"she replied,"Anyway we have to tell Daddy we're engaged."

Too late Nozzer sensed the trap,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a decent display of Nile Crocodile rip,"Professing that you know me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose following off you'll be telling Daddy I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"Well lift up a half comely dowery and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"pecker headspring, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too skint to pay a decent dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offering,"Nozzer offered,"On the former script lets not, I got another stiffy. On your back chick, it's your lucky day ! ”