Dec 25 2016



Ten Clarence Day to go ‘ til Noel, John griffon just shook his nous. Standing aside he watched as the well-chosen and joyous people went by. happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these mug had any melodic theme of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of mug !

Just then the CEO of the companionship walked up behind him,"hullo privy, lot of multitude moving through the store I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer superstar !"John smiled might as well be squeamish to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big incentive this year for this St. John the Apostle ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas company this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."Saint John the Apostle asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the household of this corporation to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandate. Besides you might meet a nice girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed John the Evangelist slightly.

can faked a grin as Mr. Allen walked off, a adult female ? Saviour that was all he needed was a hateful, despiteful, greed driven, rakehell sucking creature that loved to torture. Shaking his head he was effective off alone, he was damn sure a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot Sir Thomas More money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young char walked by smiling at privy, only to hold him scowl at them.

He could take heed them heave then prompt away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blond said.

"Oh, that's John gryphon, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like the great unwashed, women in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette position worker said."I have heard rumour that he was hurt ..."Then to whoremonger their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

shit it ! He was going to slog Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry grin crossed his expression, then again it was keeping hoi polloi in the situation away from him. The first true grin he'd worn in calendar week appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might let to buy him a beer ! He just might birth done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gathering, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated hoi polloi !

Sighing John shook his chief then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the construction John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunkard and get sent home base. As the lift doors open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, hang over a waste paper basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Saint Nick Claus ! Can the temporary worker company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his implements of war up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Saint Nicholas for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted King John at the elevator doors.

When Saint John saw Mr. Ethan Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men bathroom automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa Claus !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a not bad head for patronage. This is just an elongation of the time of year's business."toilet looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonpareil of a freehearted man giving presents to children."privy's optic started to gleam as he ran the scenario through his creative thinker."These children in turn want things, affair that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Gracie sir. thing is I have to be glad and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my role,"lav was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could guess that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful sight ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a quite a little that will defecate you a legend in the field, a household name to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Gracie Allen was saying.

The unanimous time John was starting to actually smile gravid and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able-bodied to do it."

"goodness, though the only thing is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg said as trick's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."bathroom started.

"look Saint John the Apostle I need you on this. Don't make me take in to rethink my choice to keep you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this companionship or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John Lackland sighed he did relish this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The nipper respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business organisation tactics. form of like sex charm attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a 3rd clip he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the courtship on. Pointing to a doorway john walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing apparel you pervert !"Saint John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the way and started to undress."What in the the pits do you suppose you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're Gospel According to John griffin aren't you ?"

"First to answer your interrogative sentence I was sent in here to commute into this,"here John held up the Santa Claus Suit."second base, I am not a deviant as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable midget consistence. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any second and I have to be there to present the season."King John was trying to look sharp so it was the Sami brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the row stuck in her throat as John Lackland removed his bloomers. Staring she again tried to talk but the size of the clubhouse between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have very much else that's for surely !"trick sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... smell here you damn addict of nature ! I have Sir Thomas More appeal in my little finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"nut huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumour about squat I know zilch about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffin ; a nasty separation two long time ago, no children, no social animation. Hell you don't even have a Facebook report online ! You're a lone wolf and a freak !"The brunette replied.

whoremaster got in the brunette's face,"I could induce your ass out of here for revealing personal item about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole sentence, then I could wee-wee it pass. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll assistance you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our derriere ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg are the only ones to know, I want it to stay that way."can growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he intend he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa Claus room. The man hated women why would he avail her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting respective tiddler who had appeared she really hoped that John gryphon could pull up this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the frame of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapper around apparatus that increased his tum size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the room access when Mr. Ethan Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything skillful ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading St. Nick out."Here he is kids !"There was the hollering of dozens of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best fount he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of fry. Hmmm the brunette was beneficial at this than he thought.

For the following hour John went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was ripe King John thought this is a fabulous thingummy to promote the season. Finally getting into it John the Divine was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the room Saint John sat as he saw what looked like a drapery across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ sound, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few min later whoremonger was almost completely naked when he heard a oink then the cleaning woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge phallus she swallowed hard as john could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept assistance from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Lapplander about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John Lackland smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face up with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a dame just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting affair you have I ..."

growl John reached out and ripped the pall down."Look you fucking squawk ! I don't present a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking concern ! So do me a favor, observe hushed and I will also. You're poking your nose into shite you have no business organisation messing with. In a news ? shtup off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on whoremaster left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the elbow room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to enamor the man and give her a man of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the caller ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our computer memory Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not certain Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertizement campaign to finish."whoremaster said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can palm the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the integral property goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. fountainhead ... I can ensure that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have Sir Thomas More than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My public figure is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to crap sure you both have separate changing suite. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Ethan Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and cleaning lady. Walking around a street corner, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been demented earlier.

"Do you conceive it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not indisputable, I am sure they got a expert tone at each early. They both were rather hush about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Gracie stated."So what's the following step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may accept to step in for a here and now but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The following day John Lackland showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two suite. Walking in bathroom sat and started to uncase. Outside a strange short man came by and put an out of order sign in on the other elbow room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the pall thinking it was a closet and came face to face with John Lackland, stark bare ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was consummate naked also then to her amazement whoremonger's already huge member got bigger !

Smiling whoremonger said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each former again ! As I said before you say nada and neither will I shell out ?"

Jennifer was trying to get her vocalization. She was trying to find her will power ! Hell she was still trying to charge her eyes away from the incredible Hammond organ growing harder between his stage !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"bargain !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops deplorable didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."Bowing bathroom then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are stagnant broke. Yes I have my sources also. calculate I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as slow for you as I can alright ?"St. John the Apostle said as he was looking at the wall in front end of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the input were coarse. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having mass leave me alone."privy told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a in force guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can swear you and you can trust me then we'll see."Saint John the Apostle replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to dismount up the way. Saint John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth I. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, rake suck animate being otherwise known as charwoman ! It hadn't always been that way, at one metre John actually thought charwoman were warm, make out, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have seen the signs, as all she wanted was things More and more each workweek. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal ill-usage for two days ‘ til in world she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

John had been crushed his warmheartedness mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never experience again. So far that was true, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by john again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost luncheon clip when toilet started to watch Jennifer, she was a raw at this !

Finally they were at luncheon John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the agate line in front man of him seeking his approving at each thing she took. can's eyes were huge when she sat at the board with a piled up plate ! Though the most gravel affair was when she ate every bit on her home base ! The unit time she ate daintily like a gentlewoman as she said she was. Saint John the Apostle just shook his head there was a lot more than to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go menage. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing way together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical study in a long time.

"I can't think back the last clock time I was this fag out,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near tranquillity, this time Jennifer was fix first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

toilet watched as she went out the figurehead, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be OK, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the Lapplander, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the 6th day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the breast seat. Looking in her purse he found her speech on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in battlefront of a badly disheveled house, huh trick thought. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her sleeping accommodation he was instill the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any nutrient for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty pounds of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her swallow hole then sat on the sofa and yawned. A moment later both guy cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the second green-eyed and was soon trying to crusade the former out of the way.

looking at closer he guessed one was a gray-haired Siamese, the other had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the color that was hard to say with all the ovalbumin, grey, black, gold, and orange tree."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both quat were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The side by side cockcrow she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get house ? The last thing she remembered was sitting on the judiciary waiting for the bus. Where in the blaze were her clothes ? Looking on the president by the bed she saw that her apparel were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the short letter on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the judiciary, when I tried to wake you, you didn't movement. I brought you home plate and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your champion had no nutrient so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am dreary I violated your trustfulness and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John the Evangelist had bought her some nutrient. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full-of-the-moon ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her oral cavity all she could do was shake up her caput. Then her anger started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The thirster she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little patch. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a kick !"

St. John sat with a thud snag started to precipitate from his oculus as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The nuisance was like a tongue being shoved into his essence it was almost too much to take. Dressing John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the dressing elbow room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the rip started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing way, she wanted to apologize to Gospel According to John she hadn't meant to be as abrasive as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for bathroom's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her phonation the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffectual to see and not really caring anymore whoremaster didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

screeching louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her face."John ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her teardrop falling on whoremaster's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a womanhood in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be capable to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to come down from his heart."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's centre opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé age ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"can gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

can opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as spunky as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes central, we have a male accident victim, various lacerations to font, dresser, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his immobilise appendage. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty minutes later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see can looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my expression ? Yeah I'm somewhat certainly she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just forget me alone. haven't you caused me decent infliction already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

smile Chris touched Saint John's head,"Here, maybe that will help oneself !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's intellection. There was no view of disgust, zilch that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John Lackland's head. privy heard Jennifer ["John Griffin ! You hapless ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, tinker's damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like Irish bull now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her Down as my succeeding of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the excellent job you did. You actually made so many of those kid believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."lavatory nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in surgery for possibly an minute then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the unsound for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, class only."The Brigham Young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A deject Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the number one time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The entertain relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the snowy coating of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm no-count doc I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to like you two a felicitous aliveness. Now no Thomas More of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me issue forth back and have to peck both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."King John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sledge bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"whoremaster said.

"I love you John Lackland griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Yuletide my dear ! ”