Ancient Rome, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at match ?"home run Susan B. Anthony shouted above the clamouring of a officious Rome morning.

"Off down the Colloseum Tone,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Mead and a new batch of Angle slaves."

"audio commodity, I'll tell Julie,"score Anthony replied.

"Call me Julie again and your head will link those of the Huns on the spike above the urban center Gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right go on your treetop on,"Mark Anthony replied,"Do you cipher they got any virgins Nozzer ?"

"Six week in a boat with a bunch of randy oarsman, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More the likes of Oars, anyway the came from what the Angles call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"Right,"Mark Susan Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a regular bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, neat, bully compexion, great in the sack but she bathes in donkey milk and stinks like a bally donkey,"Mark Mark Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his teammate Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing mate ?"he called.

senior high school above the floor of the Sistine chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold board having a kip and sleping off a sullen night on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"dungeon the illegitimate enterprise down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint mate, you want to use lead story not cow droppings,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to have a workweek, two coats of briliant white they said."

"match, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old rope like."

"All rightfulness for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa beacon light ?"

"Every screwing body heard about Pisa pharos, started keeling over so they put a twist in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"Fuck you too."

The Colloseum was busy, every cunt and his partner was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angles and frog was so pale they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabian had to be kept under binding or they blacked up, most was shackled together but some was in private wooden cages.

"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.

"From Mytilene or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"puss,"the bloke answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a decent bird, say twenty one, blond, big melon vine,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the chap queried.

"Fifty, fifty five at a push,"Nozzer offered.

"wellspring you can own her,"he pointed to a beautiful Angle Angel Falls,"From Wessex, beautiful little girl, shag like an angel,"he taunted,"For one 60 minutes for fifty."

"I want's a house slave,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking 50, you wan na get real Ilex paraguariensis,"the gent replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a scrunch up old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"brand up yer judgement, whore or scrubber, cleaner."the bloke sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a screwing married woman, don't go there mate they're trouble,"the bloke advised before he saw some other mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some womanhood hollered, pointing at half a dozen naked blokes tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.

"Looks like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half hour, come and see the show,"she offered.

"For fucks sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"

"No ?"says the woman as she grabs the good slave's stopcock and starts wanking it,"You indisputable ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a gruelling on ?"she asked,"You want me to jerk off your lilliputian cock instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a Tent pole was pushing it out,"fucking !"he said out loud.

The woman suddenly left her slave and stuck her hired man up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on cleanse pants but they was in the dry wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"Five Sirstes to make you cum or I'll rip it out by the beginning for free."

Nozzer liked it approximate,"Rip it out by the source,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a guesswork,"shtup off pervert !"she said abruptly.

"Me a nooky perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slaves in public ten meter a day !"

"Twenty on a good day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his header and went round of golf to see the animals. Andreas the Lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"nookie Gallia bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his lions feet,"Gone infected, look."

Nozzer was stupid but not stuid enough to get in a Lions cage to bet at an infect foot at Panthera leo's tiffin fourth dimension, which was basically any clip a Leo the Lion wasn't actually a kip.

"Looks bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"poor bugger's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with tomato plant sauce cowering naked at the back of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great help,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a absolutely cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a all-fired leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to check out out the Chariots for Saturday wash. His spouse Benner was working on his two gymnastic horse chariot carefully adjusting the trailing by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a Brobdingnagian mallet.

"screw sake Benner you'll bust it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking precaution if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the ingress to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too much piece of tail information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked night working out the future tense from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few minutes a couple of clock time a month and dreaming up some load of bolloks to enjoin the twats down the Senate. Writing it up was the forged, three scrolls all the same for dissimilar department. Anyroad it flummox Lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the synagogue of Vesta to have a bit of raillery with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a hoo-ha. Some bird was getting chucked out of a a English door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to stick his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"ass off deviant,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Michel de Notredame ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody bitches have chucked me out, me dad will have a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a painting ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a crafty wank and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the Temple, I thought you were after anal retentive,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"Well blank out it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip polish up my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can log Z's on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be picker,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre belongings,"booster cable on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a rot up with a slave and got tod to fuck off by free people women but suddenly here was a bird what was up for it. He should own sensed a trap but his brain was definitely switched off and his orchis firmly in control.

"Failed monthly inspection, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for sign hard worker to hold open the house clean and jerk and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"strait like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"Right, so where do I find a wife ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, look I didn't mean value,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"tone"he said.

"Oh, lets get round your place and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the idea. Analise offered up a soundless prayer, Nozzer wasn't the best pinch but his bed measure sleeping on the cobblestones of the Autostrada.

In just a few minutes they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you like what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his shaft spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front man of his toga rise propelled by his knob end, she had severe doubts that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the sharpness of the tabular array, spread her legs, closed her middle and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her pussy began to feel moist. She kept her middle tightly closed so she didn't have to search at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing hurting wracked her mind as Nozzer brutally shoved his meat into her soft concession pussy,"Awww, that fucking hurt !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your fucking woolgather mate you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the bother was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to palpate quite nice, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her oculus, to be honest Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that love life juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just flash me load darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"till I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then game on round two."

"In your dream,"she replied,"Anyway we have to state papa we're engaged."

Too late Nozzer sensed the lying in wait,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking creature,"she wailed putting on a decent show of Nile River Crocodile tears,"Professing that you love me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose adjacent off you'll be telling pappa I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"well rustle up a half decent dower and I'll ass marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"Dick head, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too skint to pay a adequate dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offering,"Nozzer offered,"On the other hand lets not, I got another stiffy. On your spine bird, it's your lucky day ! ”