Ravished by a Mob ?

The Nox was still. The piece of cake barely rustled the leave-taking on the trees. The sound of the stream trickling between the rock 'n' roll 500 metre away was clearly audible. The sky was clear and the moon shone its silvery light far across the meadows and hills.

Suddenly I heard a cry,"Help !"somewhere in the distance.

A plaintive cry. A young maiden.

It came from the woods.

I raised myself from my pole atop the garden wall. It was late, the wench might be in trouble so seizing my knife and jerkin I set forth in the focusing of the sound.

"assist !"she wailed again, I hurried along as fast as I dared in the moonlight not knowing which pool of phantom was a pot hole to give out the leg of the unwary and which held no danger.

Suddenly I was upon her. An angel in a white gown with a drear coat covering it.

"Oh,"she said,"Is there only you ?"

"I heard your cry,"I explained,"Are you in distress ?"

"Er, My carriage was attacked by vagabond and I was lucky to escape with my accolade !"she declared.

"Are they chasing you ?"I asked,"Or why are you shouting ? why is your hair's-breadth still perfect and why have you not fail sweat."

"Oh for commiseration sake interrogative sentence, dubiousness, questions."she snapped.

Something is very wrong ! I decided.

"assist !"she shouted.

"hitch yelling, I am here,"I replied.

"And entirely useless I want men, several men,"she announced.

"Why ?"I asked,"There is no risk, I am here, you can appease with me until tomorrow."

"Oh you are such an imbecile !"she protested,"Help !"

"discovery you own way then,"I snapped and I turned and left her.

"Come back, assistance !"she shouted. I ignored her and carried on walking.

"Come back this instant !"she shouted.

"Save your breath,"I warned,"You will attract the wolves."

She ran after me,"What is wrongfulness with you ?"she demanded.

"Me, it is you that has lost your senses,"I replied,"I shall escort you to the Village and keep you safe."

"I don't want secure, I want men !"she squealed"And what do I get, the village imbecile !"

"Then the Inn should suit you very well,"I confirmed,"The Landlord keeps whores upstairs so perhaps he will let you drive a turn."

"Yes, excellent, do you think they will lash out me, tear my clothes off and ravish me ?"she asked eagerly.

"Probably not, they will all be drunk or asleep,"I admitted.

"Then you will bear to do it,"she insisted.,"You will have to ravish me."

"I shall do no such thing,"I insisted.

"No affair no one will believe you,"she simpered and with a rending sound she tore her gown,"assist !"she screamed.

"Oh really,"I protested,"I just don't need this."

"So enrapture me, you may as well have some pleasure before I report you to the constable."she snapped.

"Why do you wish to be ravished ?"I asked.

"Er well I had a dalliance and I believe I may be with small fry,"she admitted,"So if I was attacked and ravished ..."

"And you would take in me sent to the gallows to facilitate this lie ?"I demanded.

"Well I had not really considered every implicationt,"she said,"But perhaps you could fly the coop and suit an outlaw ?"

"Its hardly fair is it ?"I asked,"What have I ever done to harm you."

"You insulted me greatly by refusing to dishonor me,"she insisted.

"I am saving my award for my true love,"I said pompously.

"Lucky girl, who is she ?"she asked.

"I don't have a lady friend yet,"I admitted.

"Then, oh, why not outrage me ?"she demanded.

"I don't fancy you,"I lied.

She managed to reveal her leftfield white meat,"Are you sure ?"she asked.

"No, not at all,"I insisted,"Lets get you to the pub, I am sure someone will oblige."

She put her breast away and we went to the Flyne Fox.

"You can't bring no tart in yer,"the Landlord challenged,"You be ent licensed."

"I am no whore !"the wench declared.

"fountainhead you scrubbed up well if thee's a feller,"Old Tom chuckled,"Whats yours, a pint of Gin or a safe screw up thee's ass."

"Fuck up the ass please,"she said.

Poor old Tom fell off his fecal matter."Bugger me miss I were taking the piss,"he apologised.

"I need a undecomposed seeing to !"she shouted,"Who wants to be first ?"

"smell like young Geoff had thee first ?"mortal suggested.

"No, I be saving myself,"I said.

"Not for my Lucy thee be ent, I sin thee lookin'at her, you keep the dirty hand off."Old baton Barnes warned.

"Then what be awry Young Geoff,"person asked,"Thee got a liking for chap, thee want a tadger up thee ass ?"

"No !"I said,"I want someone special."

"And aren't I special enough ?"the wench asked as she dropped her robe to the floor and stood naked before me.

"He just shot his load in hos pants !"Alf John Keats laughed, and he pulled me breeches down.

My member betrayed me and stood proud in the candlelight

"Bugger me !"Sam Wilks gasped,"Our Bulls ent as big as that !"

"Gwan, do it !"mortal started saying.

"Do it, Do it !"they chanted.

The wench sat on the end of a table with her legs apart, someone grabbd me, someone guided my fellow member and next thing I was in heaven.

Well not quite adjacent thing, It took about half a dozen attempts to actually get the the bellied royal head of my member between her soft garden pink twat lips and abstruse into her insides.

She were very good about it, made me sense real sound by saying"Oh my lord it will never fit, terminate it, it hurts., arrggahhh."but after a bid she went lull when I had my member right inside her.

"Oh my lord I shall never walk again,"she complained.

She had bit her lip and everything.

"Gerron wi it Geoff, there's former wait,"someone chided.

Is shot me bolt, time after time I pumped her full of me stuff. Pints of it I reckon.

"Happy now ?"I asked sarcastically

Blood trickled from hr mouth,"You Bastard !"she wailed,"You might let said you were completely abnormally oversized down there."

"Ah shut thee rattling dame,"Silas snapped,"Get yer laughing rig round this !"and he jabbed his cock at her backtalk as mortal grabbed her hair and forced her to spread wide.

I had enough. I went home plate. I was nearly home when the Hue and Cry came storming over the Benny Hill. A expectant possie of men on horse back.

"Oy, you there,"some fat twerp shouted,"The perambulator was attacked, have you seen the unseasoned lady Calthrop ?"

"No, not as I know of, thee better ask at the pub, all the lad is there sampling a new prostitute the landlord just picked up from Barnsley or some such."I replied.

"Idiot !"the Horseman replied."They may be ravishing missy Calthrop !"

"To the Pub !"he cried,"Er where is it ?"he asked.

"Round the street corner, first on the left hand you can't miss it."I explained.

"rhythm the corner, first on the left wing and bring that damned yokel."he shouted.

Someone grabbed me and off we went back to the pub.

"See,"I said pointing through the window"Sampling a new whore !"

She was raw set at the waist suckling soul's cock while individual else stood behind poking her from behind. I couldn't see if it was in her uterus or ass yap but she had her hands on the chas pelvic arch as she sucked him so she didn't seem to be in any suffering or feel any urgency to escape.

"Good god its missy Katherine !"some motley fool interjected. He earned a smacking across his look from the flat position of the leader's blade for his pains.

"Idiot !"the drawing card swore,"How can you mistake a street lady of pleasure for my dearest daughter Katherine !"

"Er well it looks like her,"somebody else said from a safe distance.

"Don't be ridiculous, you can not see her face."he snapped.

"Looks like her ass though,"mortal muttered.

"Does a bit,"someone else agreed.

"How daring you !"the leader swore and he stormed into the pub, getting as far as the porch before the gobble door stopped him short."outdoors up in the epithet of the Creator !"he shouted.

"We're closed, private party,"The landlord replied.

The door creaked and cracked as a beefy yeoman put his shouder to it, finally snapping off at the go away side where the hinges were and falling directly on the ground with a rending crash.

I watched through the window as the great unwashed looked around.

"Oi that's not bloody funny !"the Landlord cried.

"Oh god its my dad,"the doll gasped,"full point, stop I say !"

"Bit deep to change yer psyche now miss you been well fucked and that's for certain,"Silas informed her,"living thee wearing apparel on and legs shut if thee don't want a fucking."

"Oh my god it is you !"the leader gasped,"You evil lying trivial slut !"

"Hers quite well endowed,"somebody muttered.

"Get off me,"she shouted nearly biting off the poor blokes cock in the procedure."They dragged me here and."

"Oy, you came of your own accordance and asked for a fucking,"the Landlord insisted,"I been keeping a counting, that's five peak you made so far."

"pop !"she wailed, crocodile tears running down her cheeks. Spunk running down her Kuki, spunk running down her thighs.

"You're no daughter of mine,"he insisted,"Bar keep, here's a sovereign, pray allow all my men to use your cocotte and then cast her out into the street, naked if you please, preferably when its raining."

"Very in force squire, and about the threshold ?"the bartender asked.

"Don't fight your chance, make her earn it !"the leader insisted,"Actually I quite fancy a go myself."

"Please father,"I asked,"She is just a healthy young adult female with the need of a healthy."

"Whore,"their loss leader snapped,"Like her mother, a dirty dirty lying picayune whore."

"bettor in bed than her mother, by the looks of it,"one of the hangers on said unadvisedly.

"And what would you fuck,"he asked.

"Begging your amnesty sir,"a softly spoken elder doer advised."But there ain't no one on the estate what haven't screwed your missus at some prison term or a nother."

"muteness,"Their drawing card bellowed,"sufficiency, have your fill of her and when you are done one of you must wed her !"

Dead silence."Begging your pardon sir,"individual said,"What sort of dowery are you offering ?"

"What ?"he replied,"None, she can very well earn her own living flat on her vertebral column by the tone of it !"

"dad ! '' the chick protested.

"You're no daughter of mine ! '' her Fatherhood insisted. He grabbed the yokel currently urgently probing her backside with his fellow member and ordered"Out of my way fool. ``

The chao staggered backwards in confusion and his prick erupted with a jet of grayness sludge which trailed across the pub level like the trail of some giant snail

The lady friend looked back helplessly as he dropped his breeches revealing a truly grotesque cock.

"Oh my God pop !"she simpered,"Its immense !"

"Shut your rattle harlot,"he snapped as he lined his turncock up to her pussy lips.

"He who sleeps with his own shall rot in hellhole, the tiddler shall have two heads and both shall accept heads thereon in the image of Behelsebub,"person intoned less than helpfully.

"Yes,"he shouted triumphantly as he pressed his length cryptical inside her. He began humping.

"Ohhhh dada you are so naughty !"she exclaimed,"That tone soo nice."

They fucked for close on ten minutes, changing position a few times before he finally shot his loading up her arse.

"pappa,"the missy exclaimed,"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to have it away me ?"

He thought carefully,"You were my girl then, now you're a fancy woman, its different."

"I won't tell anyone if you don't,"she promised.

"There's s pub full phase of the moon of informant you idiot !"he snapped.

"Oh !"she agreed.

"They are all drunk,"I suggested,"might be mistaken."

"Are you the Village Idiot ?"he asked.

"I could be if the money is right, '' I agreed,"Depends how lots you're paying."

He just stared."flavour,"I said,"Pay me a dower and I'll marry her and standstill by her."

"What, become her fancy man ?"he asked nastily.

"And that, and if the kid has two psyche we can have a incline appearance at Blackpool or somesuch and tutelage people to see it,"I suggested.

"You truly are the village cretin,"he agreed,"Any Thomas More whirl for the whore's handwriting in marriage,"he asked. There was compete silence."Then you are betrothed,"he announced"Congratulations."

"I'm not marrying the Village idiot !"the girl snapped

"No and I shan't marry thee neither,"I insisted,"Not without a dowry."

"What do you need a dowry for, she can earn a fortune laid on her backbone ?"he challenged,"Oh very well, how about a gratuitous sign of the zodiac and a c quid a yr ? ``

"Make it two and you have a deal !"I suggested.

"Don't push it, one fifty,"he suggested.

"Done !"I agreed.

"So take her away and fuck her in any and every cakehole sir,"the father said.

"Reckon I'll pass,"I said, you might as well stay here and savor yourself."I promised,"Er what's her name ?"I afdded.

"Katherine, does it weigh,"he replied,"Just make for certain she does her degraded fornication here and not near my family ! ``

It was succeeding morning I next come up Katherine or rather she found me at my parents house.She was barefoot and naked under her coating

Dad wouldn't let her in till I explained about the new job.

"We need to mouth,"she complained.

"public lecture, you should be doing something utilitarian laid on your rachis earning money, not moaning."dad insisted.

"I have been so dopey,"she said.

"Yes, all the world to choose from and you end up betrothed to our Geoffrey,"Mum chided.

"No letting all those men abuse me,"she said sadly,"I only wanted to sustain an alibi for being with child, I had an ill advied dalliance you seem I had the servants pretend we were attacked in the Wood and |I had been abducted. '' She said sadly,"Now every man in the Village has had me."

"I haven't,"Dad said.

"And neither will thee either,"Mother snapped."half that lot got prance rot and I don't want a dose."

"Thee don't fuck no more anyroad,"he snapped, and he turned to Katherine"Get thee kit off girl you pulled !"

"No !"Katherine insisted."I have turned my book binding on debauchery !"

"What's she blethering on about son ?"he asked.

"She want's it up the ass Dad,"I explained.

"No I want to forget yesterday happened."she pleaded,"Except I can not, my head craves the excitement of my uterus being filled by aegir men."

"So what do you desire ?"I asked.

"A lusty man to live up to my desires ?"she suggested.

"You'll need a dozen at least girl,"mother suggested,"Get thee self a dainty rolling pin and do it theeself !"

"But Geofffrey, you are to be my husband, will you not comfort me ?"she asked

"No thanks, you might have a two headed kid inside thee or the clap,"I advised,"Look, just wed I and lets live like brother and sister, then you can fuck who you like can't thee."

"Yes, I suppose so."she agreed sadly.

"So you fuck me Dad while I check on the chickens,"I suggested,"Then maybe I can whittle you a rolling pin.

"Oohhhh you really are an idiot !"she snapped

Note 1 ) its not exactly historically accurate 2 ) Its supposed to be funny .