Christmas 2016



Ten solar day to go ‘ til Xmas, John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the felicitous and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any estimation of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of citizenry go by ; what a caboodle of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"howdy John Lackland, lot of people moving through the depot I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer mastermind !"john smiled might as well be overnice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can gestate a big incentive this class for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmastide party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."Saint John the Apostle asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a clock time for the family of this corporation to link up together. No, I'm afraid that attending is mandatory. Besides you might assemble a nice girl there !"Mr. Gracie Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

toilet faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a fair sex ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking creature that loved to rack. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was anathemise certainly a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot to a greater extent money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young women walked by smiling at John, only to consume him scowl at them.

He could hear them puff then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blond said.

"Oh, that's St. John gryphon, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, adult female in particular."Her friend another slender though brunet office doer said."I have heard rumour that he was hurt ..."Then to John Lackland their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the authority temporary worker when he saw him. Then a wry smiling crossed his face, then again it was keeping multitude in the office away from him. The first gear true smile he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ tinker's dam I might cause to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his back talk !'Sighing he might as well get quick for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated assemblage, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing John shook his header then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the edifice John the Divine thought maybe he could hit the bar, get inebriate and get institutionalize dwelling. As the elevator doors open john instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red cause, hang over a waste newspaper publisher basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to stimulate a Santa Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this belated juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Saint Nicholas for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted King John at the elevator doors.

When john saw Mr. Ethan Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John Lackland automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head word for business. This is just an telephone extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning feel."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a large-hearted man giving nowadays to children."John's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his judgement."These children in play want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Gracie sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to excuse to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will crap you a fable in the field, a household name to all, and one that you could write your own tag to whatever you desired."Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen was saying.

The unhurt time Gospel According to John was starting to actually smile bigger and giving. Not the faker one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be capable to do it."

"Good, though the entirely matter is you have to make for with a helper."Mr. Allen said as lav's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Woody Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"Look John I need you on this. Don't make me accept to rethink my choice to restrain you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Gracie stated.

can sighed he did savour this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can form with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tyke respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactic. sort of like sex solicitation attracts but sex sells."

bathroom stood there staring at both men all that they said was dead on target. Sighing a tertiary sentence he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost defenseless adult female !

Screaming the womanhood covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the early position of the way and started to uncase."What in the netherworld do you mean you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're St. John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to suffice your questions I was sent in here to switch into this,"here St. John the Apostle held up the St. Nick case."Second, I am not a degenerate as I have no stake in you or your, HA ! Laughable lilliputian body. tierce, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any min and I have to be there to confront the season."can was trying to speed so it was the Sami brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as john removed his pant. Staring she again tried to mouth but the size of the nightclub between whoremaster's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the benefactor ? I want you to deal the sex appealingness. God knows you don't have much else that's for indisputable !"whoremaster sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... aspect here you damn freak of nature ! I have more appeal in my little digit than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"monstrosity huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumour about shit I know nothing about !"whoremonger snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Lackland Griffin ; a smutty detachment two years ago, no children, no social life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook business relationship online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

lav got in the brunet's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal inside information about me. If you're going to be a bitch the altogether clip, then I could make it take place. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our backside ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only single to know, I want it to outride that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then croak the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Kriss Kringle way. The man hated adult female why would he serve her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several baby who had appeared she really hoped that lav griffon could tear this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the figure of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his tum size, he appeared to be about powerful for the job. He was about to grab the room access when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything full ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the doorway leading Santa out."Here he is chaff !"There was the roar of dozens of kid as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best face he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of nestling. Hmmm the brunette was just at this than he thought.

For the future 60 minutes John went through the motions asking each minor what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was justly John thought this is a fabulous gimmick to promote the season. Finally getting into it John the Evangelist was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the midsection. Smirking again, ‘ respectable, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to see at her again.'A few minute of arc later Saint John the Apostle was almost completely au naturel when he heard a oink then the cleaning woman fell through the mantle between his legs.

Looking up at his vast member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude statue. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a manus she slapped it away, quickly closing her ramification."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the level and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Lapplander about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as practically one as I am !"King John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a gentlewoman, I do not do matter like that !"

"crap ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John the Evangelist walked to the curtain,"You are a vitiate yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was cheek to face with him. Shaking her heading she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

growl whoremonger reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't give a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking byplay ! So do me a favor, keep quiesce and I will also. You're poking your nozzle into diddly you have no business messing with. In a Son ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and knickers on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to quieten woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. promptly dressing she ran out to catch the man and collapse her a objet d'art of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the fellowship ! Oh tinker's damn she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling whoremonger that you both did such a wondrous job ! I have a suggestion for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fulfil in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Ethan Allen I mean I still have the advertizement campaign to finish."trick said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your helper can manage the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen replied. ‘ shucks it, ‘ lav thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie Allen with all due regard, if I am not there the stallion space goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to read if you can do what you did in there in the shop. Well ... I can undertake that your bonus will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. fille Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."St. John the Apostle said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... changeling !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure you both have single out changing rooms. I am good-for-nothing you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Woody Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the Sami man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure as shooting, I am sure they got a good look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good hazard it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next footfall Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day bathroom showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his Good Book there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to divest. Outside a strange short man came by and put an out of purchase order sign in on the other room. A mo later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came face to case with lav, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her astonishment John's already huge extremity got bigger !

grin John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each early again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to find her will powerfulness ! Hell she was still trying to tear her heart away from the incredible electronic organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth spread out. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the pit was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll goody since I know you are abruptly broke. Yes I have my informant also. reckon I know this is an unusual spot I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as slowly for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in nominal head of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the comment were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having citizenry leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your chronicle well some of it. I won't pressure you, but you really are a adept guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can swear me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the way. Gospel According to John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, spiteful, greed driven, blood sucking beast otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one sentence John actually thought women were warm, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should receive seen the signs, as all she wanted was things more and more each calendar week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a monstrosity of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his middle mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never sense again. So far that was straight, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John the Divine again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch time when John started to take in Jennifer, she was a rude at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in social movement of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's eyes were immense when she sat at the table with a piled up crustal plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a madam as she said she was. can just shook his point there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both divest and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much forcible work in a farsighted time.

"I can't think back the hold out time I was this old-hat,"toilet told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real number damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near calm down, this time Jennifer was ready offset and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

whoremaster watched as she went out the battlefront, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to quicken away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."lav told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the side by side few day they always ate together, toilet always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, os weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day Saint John the Apostle came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his fountainhead he picked her up and put her in the front backside. Looking in her handbag he found her computer address on an information card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled sign, huh John thought. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her chamber he was impressed the house was as fairly and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the menage and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty pounds of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her cesspit then sat on the sofa and yawned. A minute later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the maiden cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to promote the early out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a Lady Jane Grey Siamese, the other had to be a striped queen. Though as to the color that was operose to say with all the Edward White, grey, melanise, gold, and Orange."You are just a mongrel aren't you girl ?"trick said as both cat were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next sunup she awoke and sat up with a starting signal. How did she get nursing home ? The last thing she remembered was sitting on the Bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the livelihood room stopping when she saw the 50 punt bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to inflame you, you didn't move. I brought you domicile and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your Quaker had no nutrient so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trustfulness and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was gracious that John had bought her some intellectual nourishment. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her beauty also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her ire started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longsighted she waited the madder she got, she was going to receive it out with that skuzz !

St. John was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a minuscule while. Walking to the binding room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his aspect."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a thud tears started to fall from his optic as he could see Elizabeth I all over again. The pain in the ass was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too a great deal to contain. Dressing John steeled his affectionateness up, never again would it materialize to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the medical dressing way he went straight to his car. Sitting there the crying started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to rationalize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for lavatory but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business enterprise subjection to him wasn't she ?

"whoremonger ?"She called out. Hearing her vocalisation the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffective to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! King John !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. binge were running freely, unashamedly down her face."John ! My god please King John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

King John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty affair to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his center."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest khat ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé yr ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"toilet Griffin ! You deplorable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

John opened his center again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his middle closed.

"Yes central, we have a male accident victim, several lacerations to face, chest, and right-hand arm. We'll ascertain below the waistline as soon as we free his immobilize extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him relieve then transport."
Twenty second later they had him discharge and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see Gospel According to John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty for certain she is over me. wait if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. Haven't you caused me sufficiency pain already ?"john said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John the Evangelist's promontory,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's persuasion. There was no thoughts of disgust, zero that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched privy's foreland. John heard Jennifer ["John gryphon ! You deplorable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, tinker's damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"spirit like poop now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so voiceless. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the infirmary, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my side by side of kin, as my fiancé ?"bathroom asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in surgery for possibly an hour then retrieval. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me acknowledge when I can see him."A dismay Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the alone living relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the number one time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coating of a medico."Oh ! I'm good-for-nothing Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped afford, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy animation. Now no more of this youthful man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smell both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."whoremaster smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you St. John the Apostle gryphon !"Jennifer said."Merry Yule my dearest ! ”