A note on our playfull side ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 long time of marriage here is a singular report from our trip to the lovemaking motortruck point.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my dump hand truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our minuscule trek since loves is like 30 miles away. once there of trend I wonder looking at accessary for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourer clobber and said she wanted a snack so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a swallow. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon and Viscount St. Albans sausage joystick with a bacon cheeseflower stick. Of class, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and nonsense and I see Sweet cocotte golden rope so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way household we are talking about a car chance event that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the route. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her bite. she asks me if I opened my tall mallow yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me awful looks while I chow down on Henry Sweet tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the former helping hand missed out on a sweet burn because I had no idea, she thought the rope were Malva sylvestris and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and snaffle the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have crying running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my confect that she would hate. And that kinsfolk if how married couple survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : opine your spouse eating your favorite solid food, one right after the early. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death glares ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meet world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fear of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to break using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the time, this is gon na be keen. To which his roomamte eye roller or something.

In all typical me fashion I turn to turn and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your cheek really looks like a hound cigarette. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to punch him. I 'm swinging black eye all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla extract sex tomboy on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

erotica lead Deep Throating

notation to reviewer : this story is gross. 2 young lady 1 cup crude ( never seen it, guessing off rumor ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't translate it.

This write up starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an minute so I started shopping. I had a sentiment of buying something fun to evince sea captain I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing atomiser. I can deepthroat yes, for shortstop catamenia of time. I wanted to get serious. I saw it hanging on the rampart and persuasion, its a miracle. Instant pornstar atomizer. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to meter reading penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my spicy plans.

The store stayed empty cashbox close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the young man called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to affect. I reminded him of my architectural plan, said our beloved and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porn headliner. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't draw off debauched enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese batting order in his hand. Cards I had never seen before. Position wages lineup. I picked one and got into location. What fallowed was the upright viva voce he has ever given. The effective oral I have ever recieved. oral exam for effort !

Then he took ascendance. He put me in missioner position and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a quick rain shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't concern about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes affair do n't work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and move on : ).

piffling things

Its always the trivial things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

drive me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in other and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

delivery me flowers out of the blue

Finishing my creative idea : )

Our piffling drive

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending beloved for me.

luck of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, Master and I are very playfull as a pair and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night captain had me in missioner. I ca n't remember what prompted my gush but I threatened to push him off me, and give up his cheek. ( Excessive lacing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laugh. He was quick to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and stronger. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my unsuccessful person as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his boldness with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly demonic ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex trough culmination and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got scorecard. Kinky bdsm identity card of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy fashion. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whips standing up. No whip around so we used our riding harvest. I hit him hard a few good fourth dimension. cypher hurts him. Of path we both took turns using the tickler on the former end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice rolls of course.

Then onto cards. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The side by side identity card had directions for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging mannerism and twice i fell. schoolmaster laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reversion cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed ascendance. He went doggy for a patch before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a good breast cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the harvest, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run side by side sentence ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to drop a line a college paper

How to write a theme

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while lord nags you

Take a few line

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from body of work because your daughter faked demented and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but snack instead

Have sex for the 1st time in 2 week during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down arctic po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

rap master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few earphone calls

Write some more

make a smoke break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you experience cool as you gossip with a friend.

Finish paper

skunk again.

I think maestro waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the eternal rest of the term '' good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

Rick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was au naturel and your friend was at the doorway. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around nude. He gives not a great deal reason so the brat comes out. `` Guess its adept I 'm standing then. ``

Next matter im leap and bent grass over the deep freeze getting a spanking. A strong hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a goofy fun couple in this point-blank mo taradiddle. This is not intended to evoke a argument on consent, offend anyone, or prove questions about my relationship.

I got new short pants for the first time this decade and intend to assume them in our fl. Heat waves. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` Look at these shortstop ''. He slapped my ass. I made a trick about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his deficiency of attentiveness for consent. This got howling of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about cover consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choking coil keep and fail. I mention that I 've made it decipherable for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my slope is splitting and I ca n't land myself to congest him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laugh. If that gave you a chortle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward bit when your trying to watch gay woman porno but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and wake the unharmed menage. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entry was small. humble space put me on sharpness. You said I 'd be fine. I was queasy. I had already noticed 2 vane. You said there wouldnt be spider down there. I wasnt born last night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My showtime spelunking head trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to travel along and link you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to get together me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown affright. So you searched for a gracious way to cover things. You saw a spider the sizing of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hired man. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did locomote. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came adjacent. I asked you to vote out it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, rabies or not ( I 've already had the speech, bound off it delight ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the but one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the departure. I became fixated on a small-scale crawlspace with a little bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to crawl to the crook and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said cipher. You were patient during all 3 of my failed attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the bonce. The bend was home to a teacup saucer sized grim furry spider. When you went to get my pic, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped thing up. You lied and calmly helped me expire the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a fantastic time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .