In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it let a sci fi mystery or stranger romance theme ? after all I am strange ''

My response was :

'' How about treaty negotiations between the < insert epithet here > alien race and the humans. The last treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a man. For extra period, tell it from both human and stranger detail of view.

BTW : This is not an altogether master copy estimate. ``

I had to try this one.

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The chairman stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue colour hurt his eye, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his worry. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing report for reference, the diagram of the stranger female. If he squinted, you might misidentify them for pattern people, in a dark alley, during a world power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't want to think of the role of that opening, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his gaffer science advisor. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The polyglot are positivistic mr President. They studied the body language in minute contingent, it was said as if it were the most pattern activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a nooky on live TV, your chairman and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr president. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked virtually politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to sabotage the talks, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe spoiled, kill her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same canonic amino acids as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even sort them as mammal if we did n't lie with they 're alienate. They give birth to live young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body hair. Our measurement indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size of it. ``

The chairperson flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his ball on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing paper has the outline of the event. You will enter from opposite sides of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at center field stage, and there you will execute the copulation. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to fuck an foreigner, her berth are not in the redress places. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 covert suggestions on how to keep. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and customs duty. There is a large amount of author material for that, their erotica industry is surprisingly march on. We can see several agency in which you might be able to mate with their president. We have hint for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still accustomed for their males to take the lead in relation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can wield it, sir. ``

The President of the United States was now questioning why he got into political science in the 1st place. He could suffer been a uncomplicated granger just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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pile on the planet, Chief Executive Rowena Colin Powell was having similar idea. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most value possession. `` Playboy and the gunk God '' it proclaimed, even above the public figure, `` amazing '', of the clip. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an old geezer then. It had sparked a young girls interest in science and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the outlander admirer in the deed story ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their customs, they 're not the ooze god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam chairman '' The outlander language had multiple word form, each form was used in a dissimilar way to pass along shades of substance. The sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't check, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The lyric forms the aliens used also made it almost impossible to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves various things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was 6th form, Rohazee was third gear, much lupus erythematosus formal. If you used the wrong one in the awry circumstances you could lead off a war, or worse. Most of the metre they were referred to `` our friends from quad '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of less polite words for them in common currency as well.

'' So how does their anatomy body of work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The caput analog is not fully articulated, Thomas More of a hump. There are several eye and a mouth. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for respiration. Respiration and speech uses the posterior orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be beneficial pol. ``

The skill adviser suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The natural language is also a penis. ``

'' The Male screw by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam prexy, the female 's sexual organs are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like french kissing. There is some reference book to oral sex, that might be More what you were referring to madam chairperson. Though given the difference in the place of their mouth and the human vagina, it might expect different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely ma'am prexy. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt naked. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the stage was the alienate president, he did await like a headless humpback gorilla from this Angle. Getting airless she could see that he was hairless, his pelt was darkness and looked more like a ingrain leather cap. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with much more UV light than earthly concern, a tougher hide was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory hump. On their major planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunshine, with multiple eyelids. To the alien, even a well lit TV studio was dark, so all the eyes were fully open, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the unknown spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very please to see you madam president. ``

Rowena started her prepared voice communication, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to complete. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetich, but at this pace she thought she might change her mind. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the unclouded coating of hair she expected to find.

The candy kiss was also quite a number on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her mouth. Of path, it was also his penis and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the stranger 's early tongues, there were three smaller tongue arrayed around the main tongue, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The unknown reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most fleshly massage. It felt like hired man clad in the flaccid calfskin gloves. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational intellection at that second, but one thought she had was that these stranger had a future tending to earth fair sex like this. She 'd be tempted to signal up for this again. The alien kissed down her stomach, arriving at her pussy. The alien 's tongue probed, he was near at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the stranger 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three small-scale clapper licked at her clitoris and slit back talk. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moan became screaming and she trashed around on the bed. The noncitizen raised his rump high, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very loud fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted dresser of alien affairs, Mark Watson was a computational linguist. He was portion of the team which had built the translator the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his business with is boss, the TV was playing the coupling of the United States President in the backcloth. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the diverse forms of our Friend'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth variety cluster very closely in the outturn blank. That would stand for password in the third and fifth forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form jocularity'. Something like our wordplay, but to a greater extent subtle. The third form tends to express cruder construct, so if you change a fifth form word to a third form news in a sentence you can end up with a unsporting caper pun. ``

'' That could make life sentence difficult, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the separation of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the outturn and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the natural process on the screen .