ITommy Ainsgarth gets buggered on t'engine

It were a dark Nov night in Yorkshire. nineteen Thirty something. It weren't raining for once. Nor freezing neither. Nor fog. Lights of Grisegarth Signal box on t'John Griffith Chaney and North Eastern railway line could be seen for miles.

rider train come past, headed for Grimsby, engine were off flap a bit. It were an old ‘ un built be Beyers at Manchester for Lincolnshire and Yorkshire railway line. Four big driving wheel as big as a man and four minuscule 'uns out front. Over thirty year old, misplace time but nowt they couldn't mek up wi a bit o'speeding a bit over Ellerbeck viaduct and join beyond.

Next along were Immingham goods. On footplate were young Tommy Aisgarth. He were literal commove, officially like as he were railway locomotive cleaner, but he's done exams for fireman and it were his for the first time time out firing engine on long misstep, He had been on shunting locomotive many times after having reached eighteen the age for working on railway locomotive footplate, but this were real thing.

Ted Moresely were driving, fat ugly pot bellied chap, near as fat as he were magniloquent, too bloody fat to get under engine to oil round proper like.

He were pissed off, he usually drove a big B5 class loco, built by George Robinson in 1922 but today he had a near new J39, a smaller brassy locomotive built be Herbert Gresley what weren't really up to job so they shortened train to 40 patrol wagon, 600 tons.

It were maximal load for J39 and Tommy had to work like a Dardanian, shovelling ember trying to keep up steam. He were sweating pail, he stripped off his Jacket and then his shirt as he shovelled coal inexpertly into the ravenous firebox of the loco. Ted kept the regulator one-half loose and the valves in full gear to induce Tommy sudor. He could have saved half the coal if he'd pulled up up and opened regulator but he were a sadistic sod.

The banged and crashed up through Grisegarth and past Moresby top to summit box, all signals off and only two mo down with water bobbing in the tooshie nut of gauge field glass, Ted shut regulator and shouted for Tommy to put experience steam injector on to fill boiler.

Engine began to break up up speed, Tommy went to put tea can on firing plate for a brew.

"lot of time for that lad,"Ted says,"Time for a bit of fun."

"Fun Ted ?"Tommy asked.

"Fun, get thee pants down I wan't to bugger thee,"Ted laughed.

"Bloody hell, bugger me, I mean not bugger me but don't bugger me like."Tommy blustered.

"Look lad, on footplate Driver's in charge and I'm number one wood reet ?"Ted explained,"And I fancies ramming me cock up thee's ass, not that I ent queer nor nothing, just that wanking MEK thee blind and I'd rather spend John Cash on beer than on't ‘ ores.

"I dunno Ted,"Tommy says,"I ent ad a skirt let alone be buggered."

"You refusing an order from thee driver ?"Ted asks,"Sacking crime is that."

"Now hang on !"Tommy proested,"Buggery's bloody illegal !"

"I'll tell they as thee let water down and never looked out for sign, told I to get choke up and made I shovel coal as thee were too knackered to do on't."Ted warned.

"Thee's a nasty bugger,"says Tommy as wagon train picked up zip down bank,"But I ‘ ant no choice ‘ as I."

Well loco were blowing off steam and water were coming up in glass so Tommy opened fire doors to cool.

"ejaculate on don't bugger about, '' Ted insisted

Reluctantly Tommy undid his bang and slipped his pants down.

Ted smirked"Brace thee ego agin the backplate,"he chuckled.

"It's blooming red hot !"Tommy protested.

"Bugger, bloody Gresley, bloody GC engines has them lagged,"Ted cursed,"bent on to bloody water goop instead.

Tommy stood wi his breeks around his ankles gripping on to piddle scoop cycle while Ted eased hs braces off of his sholders and dropped his coveralls to reveal a short fat ugly cock barely poking out as far as his fat gut.

Ted wobbled as he aimed hs cock at Tommy's ass but missed half a 12 times when suddely wallop.

Teddy boy cock pressed an column inch into Tommy's tight ass hole as the locomotive engine stopped pretty near dead.

There was a fearsome crashing of busted wood and metal railway locomotive reared up at back end and Ted and Tommy was flung against the boiler.

Tommy was stunned, he thought it was the electrical shock of his ass hole busting but then Ted was screaming and there was coal off the attender and busted Wood all around. Tommy were stunned but he dragged his pants back up and staggered around trying to bring in good sense of it.

There were intermit moment of carriages all round.

"sodomist me Ted we hit summat !"Tommy says.

"Agghhhhhh !"Ted screamed. Tommy couldn't see Ted.

"What's going off ?"Tommy asked.

"Agghhhhhhh !"Ted screamed again.

Tommy reached for the firing door lever to open ‘ em up so as he could see. The lever tumbler was jammed but ith the undefendable military position. He coldn't understand it so he grabbed the water gauge lamp.

"Arrrgghhhh !"screamed Ted.

Tommy shone the light. There were Ted wi his ass speared by the knob on the firebox door lever tumbler and all the skin burned off of his bum. Tommy felt sick and wanted to express mirth at the Lapp time.

"I go to sign box for regulation 55 !"he offered and he jumped down off of railway locomotive and headed for box.

Turned out express engne had rolled bad on Muncaster Viaduct and derailed supply ship, Vacuum pasture brake had stopped it and goods had run through five signals before hitting express up the ass.

Ted were probably utterly afore anyone bohered wi him. His ass were burned right away to the bone and he balance of him roasted though his kicking were alright and his cap and pocket watch.

"By eck tha's a golden cranny,"said signalman as Tommy walked up steps to box.

"How d'yuo mean ?"Tommy asked.

"Walking away from tha'crash,"he replied.

"Aye, hardly a scratch,"Tommy agreed.

"And thee driver ?"signalman asked.

"He was screaming a bit but he shut up now, precedency is ruler 55 ent it,"Tommy replied.

"Tha'll mek a finely railway man, have a brew and go back and if he's bushed nick his watch before some other sod does."

"Tha's a pachydermatous bugger,"Tommy replied.

"Not if driver were one Ted Moresely,"Signalman explained,"cocksucker said I put sign back agin him when he ran right through em, too meddlesome buggering his fireman, has he buggered you an all ?"

Tommy said nowt.

"No bugger liked him, tight fisted fat otiose bastard,"Signalman moaned.

"Can I use your bog ?"Tommy asked.

"No thee bloody can't,"Signalman said but it were too of late Tommy had door open.

poor people Tommy never seen a lad Katherine Anne Porter in a uniform crownwork and nowt else except for stockings and suspenders afore. So he fainted.

He was in waiting room at the station when he woke up. Stationmaster were shaking him,"Eh no slacking."

"I just had a flush,"Tommy explained.

"What, wi Doris from refreshment elbow room ?"examiner asked.

"Nay we run into ass of Passenger."Tommy says.

"well go and salvage passenger reliever, he banged his foreland, they're going on wi half train."he explained.

Tommy climbed onto passenger locomotive engine, Sid Hancock were driver.

"Eye up thee all reet lad ?"he asked.

"Aye, Bloody Ted tried to bugger I and ne'er kept a look out,"Tommy says.

"Shoud have waited ‘ trough social club at Immingham,"he laughed,"Still stick wi I and I'll see thee right."

Tommy had no fuss wi engine and Sid took him to lodge,"We usually ploughshare double bed drying agent and fire fighter together,"says driver,"But I pays extra."

"What for a I elbow room ?"asks Tommy.

"Nay lad for a prostitute,"he laughed.

Poor Tommy, he had to kip on story. Landlady showed them to elbow room. She were a widder, maybe forty year old, fat as a pig, then instead of buggering off while they turned in she stripped off and led on bed while Sid shagged her.

"You want a pigeon berry lad, I paid her for whole night ?"Sid asked.

"No thanks,"says Tommy.

"Look why be a Ribes grossularia, sod off and hold open our Dolores company why don't you ?"Landlady suggested.

Dolores were Landladies daugher, she were at Grimsby college learning hospitality.

Her pap were straining the wrinkle on her cardigan, her lips were like rubies, her eyes were like, well eyes, one were blue and the other weren't, her tomentum was gross Au wi smutty roots, her thigh were summat else and her facial expression, had all the properly act and well thee don't have to seem at it when you're close up do thee.

"I'm Dolly,"says Dolores.

"hullo doll,"says Tommy.

"comic eh ?"she says.

"Nay fireman,"says Tommy.

"Got a girlfriend ?"says Dolly.

"Nay,"says Tommy.

"Been buggered ?"she asked.

"No !"says he.

"goodness, I'm doing cordial reception degree,"says Dolly,"Maybe you can help me wi me homework ?"

"I don't know,"says Tommy.

"I got examination on workweek after next and I still ‘ ant sucked a bloke off yet,"

"What ?"Tommy demanded.

"I wants to be a Hoo er and you has to be certified to want to be a hoo er,"she said,"Least aways that's what me da says."

"Bin Fucked ?"Tommy asked.

"No that's final term,"doll explained.

"All reet, I lend thee me cock for setback job,"Tommy says as he dropped his breeches.

"Ooooh its so big !"dolly says."They told me to say that no matter how big it is,"she admitted.

"belted ammunition up and wrap thee laughing tackle round it,"Tommy says all manly like.

"Not if you're going to be rude,"Dolly says as she grasped his dick firmly.

"Oh fuck !"says Tommy as he shot his warhead, luckily it missed her dress and Cardigan Welsh corgi and splattered onto her neck.

"You're fuck useless,"she opined. Poor Tommy. He ended up kipping in corridor.

Next day Tommy had to go base be way of Doncaster on account of line being blocked and he had to report to shedmaster to explain why he hadn't kept a proper look out.

"I had trouble wi injector see,"he explained,"These Gresley engine are rubbish."

"And thee driver ?"he asked. Now Tommy weren't sort of bloke to dob any bugger in so he says,"Having a poop on me shovel while I worked on injector."

"Trying to bugger thee more like,"Inspector replied,"Ah well he won't be buggering any bugger any time soon, all tegument burned off his ass and that firebox door handle."

"Went up his ass,"Tommy said all innocent like.

"Did it heck as like,"said Inspector,"It went in all reet but it missed his ass hole, fact is he got two ass trap now."

"No, you're joking !"Tommy gasped.

"Fucking surgeon at Railway infirmary hated the fat fucker so he made wound into irregular ass hollow,"the inspector laughed,"He told Ted he coud have new vocation in Circus as the man we two asses !"

"Bloody snake pit,"says Tommy,"I suppose he would rather have two putz ?"he suggested.

"Not that sodomite !"Inspector added.

Tommy was fascinated be Doncaster works, he saw railway locomotive with coach connection on ship's boat,"What's that for ?"he asked.

"So driver can get a dry pint from buffet car when he's parched,"Inspector told him.

As lick would have got it Ted got septicemia and died, poor bugger ‘ adn't no one, no family or nowt so he has a paupers funeral and the union paid for undertakers and for the honest second deal casket pawn brokers had in stock out of penis subs.

Funeral day and four blighter took some jailer and made sure the lid wasn't coming off any fourth dimension soon before they carried it in to church building and set the coffin down, then when Service started. priest asked Tommy to say a few run-in, being as he was Ted's go mate.

"I couldn't stick Ted. Ted were an unworthy fat lazy bugger, a bloody prevaricator and a motherfucker better half. He neber oiled his railway locomotive proper nor nothin'He died ‘ case he neglected his dooty to kip a aspect out. I remember him when we had crash"Arrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh,"he said wi'his trousers down and his ass jammed on firehole door lever knob."A cracking belly laugh came from the half dozen or so blokes what botheredbto turn up."I never liked him, no one I know liked him, and I'm bloody gladiola he's dead."

"Amen !"said someone,"Amon, well said lad !"and they all clapped.

Afterwards Vicar had a still word wi Tommy,"I knows we says to always be fair,"Vicar said,"But in twenty days I never heard such an honest panegyric spoken."

Tommy hadn't the slightest idea what he were on about. But when he got older he realised one thing, when it comes to buggery its proficient to fall in than receive.

And dolly ? She failed the exams and had to move to capital of the United Kingdom as they has down in the mouth standards for Hoo ers than us do in Yorkshire .