I sat alone in the recession, now that the lamia are all dead they do n't require me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should usher in myself before I tell my tale I suppose, I 'm milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be genuine but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My crone were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual energy from Pres Young men to keep themselves vernal, the more they fucked, the yearner they 'd outride looking Loretta Young and pretty. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampire came to township the entreaty of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to score them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fangs from my neck opening with her pliers.

'' I did schoolmistress, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really operose. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm lofty of you my pet, did you stay fresh a vial to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the pocket-size vial of dead vampire line I 'd use to touch on the Fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a nice big cock and coated me in a special varnish, field glass eye that looked pretty real, wired tree branch so I could be posed and was as real looking as a Sir Henry Wood carving could attend. When a youth vampire came to visit, looking to fertilise off what he thought was just 3 babe living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire animation that it was in fact 3 Witches aliveness there and I think his last words were 'oh nooky'right field before he was brutally slaughtered, a yearn wooden spear jammed into his heart and his header lopped off with an ancient brand. Blood sprayed everywhere of course, a vauntingly amount of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished skin aspect real.

'' Zoe, facial expression, he looks alive ! I 've heard of lamia blood healing humanity but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do people have pose-able wooden sex wench just sitting around to slop it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the magical spell she was looking for.

'' Mayan language, get me some devil 's etymon, weavel line of descent and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a wizard ! We can send out him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will require us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell spread out in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a springtime crocked stake but with this coated on him they wo n't eff he 's not real until it 's too late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the conjuration from the book and I woke to my new living. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and burn me at some degree and when their fangs got stuck in me, my outflow loaded wager would arrive out and I 'd jam it in their cold dead hearts.

I still recall my beginning, she was old but had on a Young brass. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my unequalled smell and had to own me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotise ( glamour ) me and when my glass optic repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her Fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stakes out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her backtalk she scrambled back to the quoin of her bed then just closed her centre as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the teeth from my neck, covered myself in blood from the puddle of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a ail smoke turkey as I did. I got better as racked up more than kills, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more conservative and tough to draw.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very smart and very feisty with hanker blond hair and a capital body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drinking. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty girls, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm fascinate because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could get been my counterpart. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a foresighted story, I 'm here to meet someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet someone new. I do n't manage if you 're a man woman of the street, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this young woman bothering you ? It 's milo maize right, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the marvelous woman with melanize hair.

'' I was just leaving, take concern. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunting watch, can we maybe go straight to my home ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every week we have to be so conservative now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well proficient, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her property, she handed me a glass of vino and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her naked body smooth and flawless. She undid a few clit on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the side of my neck before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a facial expression of revulsion on her face as the blood from her mouth ran down her soundbox, she yelled out something in a spoken communication that sounded like ancient German, spraying blood over my breast, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a fleeceable ooze. The hole it left was getting black though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in clock time to invalidate the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the doorway outburst receptive and my would be attacker was shot in the essence with a crossbow bolt and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow torpedo was none former than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many epithet, you can holler me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to stab her in the heart with silver, which is just what I happen to stimulate. Are you the one with the garlic bombs ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have a lot of time after I kill this matter. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed lamia 's blood then once it had dried in I took a vial for the fang maw, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the Allium sativum bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to detest this, finding out day after their queen is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver grey dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in agony then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left field in the pool. I took a heavy vial of the Green liquid ecstasy, set the garlic bomb calorimeter on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic dud going off with a muffled pop and acknowledge Clara smile at me.

'' I have like, so many question, let get out of here though, they 'll sustain sensed their queen is dead and they 'll probably send humans, I do n't kill human being. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a low motor home just outside of town. There were garlic medulla everywhere and small battery misters spraying substance of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Wiccan, they do n't take away anything from their men, just gain energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the lamia arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so shake. I have an idea, I 'll call for to lay low for a spell but I 'll find you. ingest care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Witches were all frantic thinking I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's Fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What charwoman, did you narrate her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts lamia, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred vampires too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so run down and old I 'd depart again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you mistress. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the ampule of queen mole rat goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was capable to replenish with the vampire 's lineage that Clara had killed, this is the material that 's left over from the pouf. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver sticker ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so long and I did n't think you 'd get hold a queen mole rat. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you acknowledge what this can ease up us ? A drop-off of this mixed with our lotions will pass use our youthful appearance, we can start out seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes calendar week to bulge out working but we have enough to utmost a long sentence, unspoiled body of work Milo ! ``

The Witches all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellant spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send Milo in display case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really good-for-nothing to intrude but I come with capital obedience and a way that we can facilitate each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our magic spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a diminished tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampire could n't get to him so they sent mankind and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary Witches, when Milo here told me how you get your vigor I knew it was you. I used to contribute him the same vigour, he 'd make me cum so operose and kept the soundbox of a 30 year old from my culmination. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily lie with all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a regular supply of hot Pres Young studs to total and fuck you. In proceeds I 'd like to hold open milo maize to hunt with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty nasty nest and now that the queen is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Arizona, I 've been tracking a queen there and with my walking stakes here they wo n't do it what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one flaw my high-priced, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me interest about that, I promise I can save. As for the provision of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so tardily. I 'll set up your profile and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from passe-partout Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hour. '' Said Clara.

True to her Bible, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're subterfuge and do n't give care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a petty shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your tool. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an accident and lost their quite a little but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some degree in the auberge I can tell you they all have functioning turncock. '' Said Clara.

'' well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them dress. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't keep an eye on the Witches taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like womanhood in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the topper sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. move over them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll suffer their sight again, do n't evidence them, let it be a surprisal for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a small pocket to her.

'' Thank you so very much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, lets go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the promised profiles with word-painting, a faux bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting substance before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lifetime back, are you sure Milo is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by lamia when I was 12, overlord Zortan gave me a path and my life exists to wipe them from this Earth. milo maize will be a better weapon than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' wellspring you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to tail them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampire cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't experience right Milo, split up, keep your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic takedown from the radio receiver, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the spokesperson I heard to find Clara suspension by her leg on the end of a rope. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The big slayer, the female monarch cause of death, caught by a low initiate. I 've only been a vampire for twenty eld but taking in your head will cook me a original and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for days of class. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the bet through his vertebral column into his heart.

I looked down at the metal button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, utter man 's switch, he has the office rigged to blow ! ``

Clara winced in pain as she picked me up, I was n't very heavy so she was able to contrive me through the window with ease. No Sooner had I gone through, smashing the field glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of Grant Wood I floated just alright, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the threshold, the sounds of sex coming from the waiting area telling me they had been making slap-up use of their app already.

'' fountainhead you do n't own any price, sorry about Clara, she was howling. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the recess for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few years later the womanhood all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new vernal consistence from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you palpate that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as mara stood up a bright flash lit up the room and a nude Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mess hall Zoltar and you expert not get cum on my tiles. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade political machine from that Big picture show. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the Sami way, with my push he was able to come back. Milo ! You are dependable ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my ally, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a piece, these vamps were rugged business. This one is one of the practiced I 've trained though, better than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' wellspring, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will guide my leave, may she consider Milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there hump this old wizard, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our living back. ``

Arizona took us a class to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to link a team hunting a prominent nest there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm surely when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just demand to find the right sandpaper this clock time, she 's still mad about the last splinter I gave her ...