Reeled in and Ensnared by a circuitous wench

"Really Hargreaves this is quite intolerable"I railed at my butler as yet another desperate mother brought her vile mean spirited daughter to fulfil me. The guise were quite ludicrous, but for some reason I was seen as quite the catch, an unmarried titled gentleman with a state estate, townsfolk sign of the zodiac, his own hair and teeth and quite able to walk unaided being it seemed quite an extraordinary rarity.

I used my usual appeal and wit,"Lady Charringfold what a delight !"I simpered,"How form of you to drag yourself away from your gardeners potting shed and indeed his prong and free grace us with your presence."

"I thought you should meet my daughter Sabrina,"she said ignoring my barbs.

"Ah, bit flat chested for me,"I admitted,"And plain, like the Mona Lisa with the bill of a Toucan."

"Oh Lord Mannington what a whit you are,"she laughed while supressing the urge to strike me down.

"Oh well Sabrina, down to business,"I joked,"Do you cave in head, do you do anal, do you point by the hr or."

"mom this is quite intolerable,"she replied,"I should rather enter a monastery than marry such a brute."

I laughed, ugly and stunned."What with all those repressed monks, I bet you would !, they'd ravish you till your insides were red raw in an instant you stupid person girl !"

"I meant Nunnery,"she snapped and blushed at her mistake.

noblewoman Charringfold finally succumbed to her rising anger and ordered,"Sabrina, you stupid young lady, can you not see he seeks to humble you !"

"Sabrina, were you born stupid or have you spent the close sixteen yr practising ?"I enquired.

"Nineteen,"she replied,"And yes I must have been stupid to let ma convince me to visit you."

"Oh well, honesty has it's own chastity,"I agreed,"I suppose I should cause a casual inspection of your parting to ensure you are thoroughgoing, target your robes on the chair and display your parts for me there's a good girl.

"I shall do no such thing, you repulse me sir,"she retorted,"I should contend to my last breath to stand firm you."

"mulct words,"I agreed,"But with my fingers up your ah, innards you would see things differently, honour gone you would beg me to wed you."

"I should sooner die,"she exclaimed.

"Really"I asked as I stepped forward and grasped her around her waist with my right hand arm. I lofted her skirts and under skirts with my left hand and unerringly pressed my thumb against her womb unveiling and sought the tender spot with my index finger.

"No please !"she pleaded but I pressed harder and in an instant my thumb was inside her and her cavern was moistening rapidly."You are wickedness, truly evil."

"And you my high-priced motivation cocking,"I intimated.

"Oh god, I hate you,"she replied and she put her hands around the back of my head and pulled me forward until our lips entwined and she kissed me passionately.

My member surged in uncontrollable potency and the fluids were released inside my breeches without our mouthpiece once parting.

"Oh my Almighty, you evil Wiccan, I own I just fouled my rear of tube,"I declared.

"Two calendar week wedded to me and your affection will explode,"she snapped,"Shall you risk that."

"Perhaps not,"I admitted,"I believe valet de chambre pay as much as five hundred guineas to take a girls maidenhead, ah, her purity, so perhaps you will accept my cheque ?"

"So you mean to buy me ? Pay me to allow you to enthrall me ?"she asked.

"Sabrina, don't be so hasty, we need the money,"her mother interjected, I ‘ d completely forgotten the old bat was still there.

"No pay for the price I did with my thumb,"I offered.

"You can afford to pay five hundred wop ?"the old bat queried.

"Very easily,"I agreed.

Sabrina looked scandalize."mother would have spent every penny by Thursday,"she admitted,"Perhaps you could give me an adjustment instead."

"Yes, I don't see why not,"I agreed,"I could set you up in an apartment, break you an allowance and a servant or two."

"He want's you to be his bawd, Sabrina !"the old bat whined.

"That is an excellent suggestion,"I suggested sarcastically,"Indeed why fuss with an apartment, you could move in here wth me and I could mount you where and when I desired,"

"That sounds like an excellent idea,"Sabrina agreed,"If you pay me an allowance and let me live here then I shall let you do as you will with me."

The mother and I realised Sabrina had mistaken my jest for a sincere offer.

"I was jesting,"I apologised.

"I know you were, but I was not,"Sabrina agreed,"At to the lowest degree its quick and dry here, Mama can't afford to let the fervidness lit at home.

"Sabrina please,"the old bat hissed.

"Why momma it is an fantabulous offer, like being wed but with a secure allowance !"Sabrina laughed.

"But,"Sabrina continued,"Jesting aside I would rather be utterly in a ditch than be tied you sir."

I own I was severely wounded.

"I shall not tie you,"I promised but I grasped her helping hand and pulled her towards me,"But I shall mount you, and if you wish to have your five hundred Guinea you will grant me that

pleasure."

"Oh well, if you must then put on me,"she offered,"But you can't your bolt has been shot."

"On the contrary my dear my sap has risen again,"I confessed as I dropped my knickerbockers to the floor exposing my member"Bare your voice woman I wish to conjoin."

"Oh, she declared.

"Good god what a prong !"the old bat gasped, as she saw my member fully extended"He's hung like a treasure bull !"

"female parent !"Sabrina protested.

Sadly the old bat continued,"All my life I have dreamed of being pronged by a member such as that."

Of grade my member drooped immediately. Sabrina laughed and my appendage rose again,"Sadly Mama it seems attracted to me and not to you,"she chuckled,"Very well sir, mount me if you will."

She raised her wench and sat back against my desk, I grasped her around the waist and somehow we conjoined, I know not how though I suspect she must experience grasped my member and guided me into the correct porta but quite suddenly I was in heaven, a blotto moist, warm promised land and her lips too were there for the taking.

"Most delightful my dear, you fornicate excellently for one so recently virgo entacto,"I complimented her.

"I feel you are tearing me in half, violating me, prostituting me, destroying me,"she complained.

"Impregnating you perhaps ?"I queried,"But this is a consequence you will remember for ever."

"My teats,"she complained,"They are agony, so constricted."

I helped her push them out of their constriction and out into the day light and fresh air, and then I kissed her mouth and squeezed her teats as she held me firmly around the waistline as I ploughed her.

"dearest god,"she moaned,"Oh it is too a lot, I fear I shall burst !"

"Be calm for in a here and now I shall quench your fires,"I whispered and all at once my seed outpoured within her. A impulse import of sheer bliss.

"You are disgusting, both of you,"the old bat opined.

I gently slid my member from Sabrina now well filled innards and pulled my breeches up.

"And who asked you ?"I queried,"Be gone we have matters to discourse now we have become lovers."

"Yes, we must go,"Sabrina agreed as she tried desperately pop her breasts back into her dress with minuscule success,

"Not you madam, I have not done with you yet,"I insisted, and I grasped her dress. The thin material torus easily, splitting right down the nominal head, another tear and another and she was naked but for her girdle and legging,"That is how you shall dress henceforth."I declared.

"Don't be silly, I shall freeze when we go out walking,"she said awkwardy.

"pillock girl,"the mother exclaimed.

"Yes female parent,"Sabrina protested,"A stupid young woman who earnd five hundred Republic of Guinea in an afernoon, a stupid little girl who hates her original yet loves his lips upon her and his prong inside her. Go home base mother, the damage is done, I am ruined so I may as well appease the nighttime, if you will have me ?"

"near certainly, but not until after supper, I'll have you that is,"I said becoming confused,"Did you just propose married couple ?"

"No, I just need more time, more prong time, more smooching, more everything, I am a pudden-head girl remember."she insisted.

I rang for Hargreaves to show her Ladyship out, His eyes were out on stalks when he saw Sabrina, she for her hell covered her parts as best she may but spolied the issue by slipping two fingers inside herself as she did so.

"I feel empty without you inside me,"she confessed as soon as the female parent was gone.

"It might as well be Hargreaves or a footman, or any early cove,"I ventured.

"They do not experience country estates,"she said wistfully.

"No,"I agreed as I realised I had been played for a tomfool. But then again a prostitute available when and where I desired, no more awful mother and awful girl plagueing me, and a oblique, clever, slender wench, one who may well remain trim enough to be pronged for a full few years hence.

"Do you really hate me ?"I asked.

"Indeed. but I own I hate mama more,"she agreed.

"Then we shall announce our booking in the Islington Gazette,"I ventured.

"I think I would prefer a legal agreement that I provide wifely religious service for a set fee,"she stated quite thing of factly,"

"You do not wish for our children to inherit my estate ?"I queried.

"Oh darn you,"she sighed,"I had not considered that."

"No, you have a lot to find out Whitney Moore Young Jr. lady and I shall revel teaching you."My appendage was rising again, I should be worn out at this rate."But frst hold yourself decent and enjoin Captain Cook that there is one more than for Dinner."

"I am not your servant !"she snapped.

"Actually my dear, I believe that is exactly what you are,"I retorted.

"I am now your common law married woman !"she said triumphantly.

Once again I realised she had bambozled me .